FabSwingers.com forum: Silly things you can and can't do

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

I can skip a stone on a lake

I can't whistle

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

I can whistle

I can't skip a stone on a lake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can whistle

I can't skip a stone on a lake

Sounds like you can't admit to not being able to do silly stuff

I can't break an egg without having to try scoop parts of the shell out, every single time

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I can't see the face on the moon that many people claim to see.

When I have butter nowadays, I can't believe it's not I can't believe it's not butter.

I can't hear the alarm on my oven

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By *amsonite69Man
over a year ago

Belfast

can do... The splits

can't do... ice skate

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By *amsonite69Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"can do... The splits

can't do... ice skate"
and both go together sometimes

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I can't see the face on the moon that many people claim to see.

When I have butter nowadays, I can't believe it's not I can't believe it's not butter.

I can't hear the alarm on my oven"

I can't believe I can see the face ....its a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can curl my tongue but only one side does it properly

Bad genes

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By *itty369Woman
over a year ago

Munster somewhere sometime

I can skip and love doing it. I can't get out of a pool that elegant way some people just put there hands up on the edge and lift themselves to sit on the side

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I can sing the Wolfe tones song...

I cant sing the Wolfe tones song..

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I can't skip, or ice skate, or roller blade.

I can hold my breath for a very long time.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I can't skip, or ice skate, or roller blade.

I can hold my breath for a very long time."

Biscuits...why are you turning Blue

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By *unnerbenMan
over a year ago

Dublin / Cork

You can fail your driving test and drive out

But you can’t crack a joke anymore as everyone gets offended by everything

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

I can do lots of things with my hands but cant click my fingers.

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"I can do lots of things with my hands but cant click my fingers."

I also can't click my fingers

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You can fail your driving test and drive out

But you can’t crack a joke anymore as everyone gets offended by everything "

I think you're suggesting that people who fail their driving test should never be allowed drive again? That's a bit harsh

As for the second part... Everyone clearly does not get offended by everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can fail your driving test and drive out

But you can’t crack a joke anymore as everyone gets offended by everything

I think you're suggesting that people who fail their driving test should never be allowed drive again? That's a bit harsh

As for the second part... Everyone clearly does not get offended by everything.

You can offend some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You can fail your driving test and drive out

But you can’t crack a joke anymore as everyone gets offended by everything

I think you're suggesting that people who fail their driving test should never be allowed drive again? That's a bit harsh

As for the second part... Everyone clearly does not get offended by everything.

You can offend some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time

You made a joke. I'm not offended. Q.E.D.

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"I can't skip, or ice skate, or roller blade.

I can hold my breath for a very long time.

Biscuits...why are you turning Blue "

"I can't skip, or ice skate, or roller blade.

I can hold my breath for a very long time.

Biscuits...why are you turning Blue "

Da ba dee da ba di?

I also can click my fingers.. but not the proper way like everyone else

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"You can fail your driving test and drive out

But you can’t crack a joke anymore as everyone gets offended by everything "

I don't really think you've understood the thread at all...

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By *olouWoman
over a year ago

Swords

I can't skate

But I can strike up a conversation anywhere.....nothing can shut me up lol

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By *iamondJoeQuimbyMan
over a year ago

Navan

I can solve a rubix's cube.

I can't do small talk lol

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I can whistle

I can't skip a stone on a lake

Sounds like you can't admit to not being able to do silly stuff

Didn't I just admit to not being able to skip a stone on a lake, sheesh

I'll admit to nothing else though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t start a conversation/message properly

But I can still touch my toes without bending my knees

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I can whistle through a blade of grass.

I can't carry a tune.

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By *osBeautifuksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin (sometimes London)

I can say the alphabet backwards

I can’t say the word peculiar.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

I can shit talk for Ireland no awkward silence with me ..

I can't whistle..

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

I can hear for miles…

But can’t hear Tabs even when she’s in the room beside me

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I can hear for miles…

But can’t hear Tabs even when she’s in the room beside me

Well sure now, if she said something interesting for a change...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can grow a big beard and have a hairy chest

I can't grow hair on my head no more

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I can grow a big beard and have a hairy chest

I can't grow hair on my head no more

The amount of bald men with beards at a social on Saturday night was a topic of discussion

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"I can grow a big beard and have a hairy chest

I can't grow hair on my head no more

The amount of bald men with beards at a social on Saturday night was a topic of discussion

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"I can hear for miles…

But can’t hear Tabs even when she’s in the room beside me

Well sure now, if she said something interesting for a change...

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can grow a big beard and have a hairy chest

I can't grow hair on my head no more

The amount of bald men with beards at a social on Saturday night was a topic of discussion

We do rock a beard tbf

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

I can't - believe it's not butter.

I can - see clearly now.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Can't swim

Can scuba dive

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can't swim

Can scuba dive"

Thats incredible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do lots of things with my hands but cant click my fingers."

Couldn’t click my fingers until about 5 years ago.. now can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hear for miles…

But can’t hear Tabs even when she’s in the room beside me

Maybe she’s a ninja

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I can't - believe it's not butter.

I can - see clearly now."

Specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can say the alphabet backwards

I can’t say the word peculiar.

How do you mispronounce it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pretty much memorise work drawings in about 10 minutes and don't need to reference them again for the day.

Ask me what I was up to this day last week and I haven't the foggiest

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I cannot work at heights, due to acrophobia, that is often mistakenly called vertigo, which is a different, but frequently related, phenomenon.

Crucially, I can keep going for hours, which is a blessing!

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