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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

Here's the game thread, folks!

A tiny change to the 'rules' with regards to how often the Head Vampire can recruit. Other than that, it's all laid out as before!

*THERE IS NO VOTE FOR THE VILLAGERS TONIGHT*

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There will be one vampire

(the 'Head Vampire') to start with, the rest are villagers!

- Instead of killing players off the army of the undead will RECRUIT players to join them!

- There is a designated 'daytime' and 'night-time'. 8am - 8pm will be the 'daytime' and 8pm - 8am' will be the 'night-time'!

- Everyone can discuss on the thread who they think the undead are, who themselves will obviously bluff, and embark on their own adventures too! Sure it's always great craic when folk immerse themselves within their fantasy role

However, only during the 'daytime' will villagers vote for who they believe is a vampire and at the end of the day that person will be eliminated in hilarious fashion

- If they vote for someone who has been bitten that's obviously a good thing! However, if it's a villager it will allow the army of the undead to grow in numbers that night!

- During the 'night-time', tonight and every other night from now, the vampire(s), via private messages or whatever medium they choose so long as it's not in public obviously, will discuss and vote for the one villager they wish to bite!

They'll send that name on to me and I'll make them aware they've been chosen!

- For the villagers to win they must take out all of the undead and reclaim Fabonia OR simply take out the Head Vampire and the rest will vanish...

- For the vampires to win they must avoid being taken out and last until there is an equal number of the undead to villagers!

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Bog-Man

FandagoFlutters777

Rezo

Seanbelfast

Pauls21

StardogChampion

ENMGuy2

Vertebrae

Magic97

Wendy Liqour

Thehappiestman

Samhain2022

Lollypop9

Captain Caveman41

Beard and Boobs

Neverfound

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

As the sun settles upon the new Fabonia, built from the ashes of it's predecessor, the villagers look to unwind for the night at Richard's Halfway Inn

"Who's up for Big Dicks?" asks Bog-Man

"I'm up for Big Dicks! Halfway Inn, that's the sign of a good night!!" FandagoFlutters777 squeals excitedly

As the villagers flood into the tavern for the evening, a full moon descends upon the land bringing with it an eerie calm that many Fabonians have experienced too often before...

Walking into the village square, stable boy and part-time Cher impersonator, Vertebrae can't help but feel uneasy. "I can feel something inside me say... Something's not right here... Something's... Up!"

"Big Dicks, that's what's up!! C'mon, we're all heading down for the night for a good time!"

Still unable to shake his misgivings about the evening on one hand but with his stilettos and wig in the other, Vertebrae decides to take in Big Dicks atmosphere for the night

With the gathering now in full swing, a small group of Fabonians can't help but feel the same as Cher...

"This time of year, the history of this village... I don't know, it just seems like we're always looking over our shoulders" muses ENMGuy2

"This is a new Fabonia though, we've left all that behind us... Haven't we?" asks Beard and Boobs sheepishly

The night goes on with villagers seemingly forgetting their worries and enjoying Big Dicks when all of a sudden thunder strikes through the land bringing with it a torrential downpour. At that very moment, in runs local gigolo StardogChampion and a gaggle pantsless villagers looking shelter...

"Well slap my arse and call me Shirley, it's not a night for staying down the back of ye olde bike shed!"

With the candlelight flickering, the wind howling and the thunder striking, Fabonians begin to worry that something is afoot...

"Well it's close to a foot, I'd say 11.5" on a good night" remarks Seanbelfast

Suddenly the candlelight is gone!! Big Dicks has gone black, as villagers frantically scatter around the Inn... Doors closing, opening, windows creaking... Nobody knowing what to do... Or where they are...

A flash of thunder shatters the windows of the Inn and lightening illuminates the room... A flurry of bats stream in from the dark and engulf the room!

With hysteria setting in, the villagers scramble to contain the situation unfolding before them when all of a sudden, with a crash of thunder... The mood settles... The clouds part... The rain stops... And the eerie calm descends once more.

"Is everyone OK?" asks Lollypop9 "someone seems to have spilled there drink on my lap during all that, directly over my crotch"

"Yeah, me too! Someone spilled there drink over my crotch too!" insists thehappiestman

"Someone slipped a piece of chocolate cake down the back of my pants, must have been the same person!" declares Magic97

A shriek breaks the calm as FandagoFlutters777, white as a sheet, points hysterically behind the bar... Lying lifeless... Is Big Dick himself!

"It's Richard.... He's... He's been sucked dry!"

"Seems he was bitten too!" says Bog-Man wagging a cigar from his mouth

"They look like teeth marks?... No... They look like fang marks!"

.... "Well slap my arse and call me Beatrice, bloody Vampires now!?" moans StardogChampion

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I didn't know stardog likes his arse slapped so much to be honest

Maybe a bit insensitive but are the drinks free now Bogman asks while hiding under the table with everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When scary stuff like this happens so early in the morning, I do one of two things; 1. Shit myself or 2. Break into song

"It's so sad that you're leaving

It takes time to believe it

But after all is said and done

You're gonna be the lonely vampire one, oh

Do you believe in life after Fabonia?"

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Sean see the the beautiful Fandango and puts a comforting arm around her as shes had a fright and it’s not the amount of unrequested dick pictures in her inbox. Poor Richard lies there with a strange smile on his face. He fought bravely and perhaps regrets giving in so easily, a warning the others. Sean has his suspicions after seeing those teeth marks and is paying particular attention to to some of those villagers he quite liked. As other villagers stir Sean has a pressing engagement and heads back to his place of work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Dicks are looking very messy after that raucous event btw

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Lollypop9 tells everyone, that considering the circumstances, it's surely time to leave.

But she asks Bogman to stay behind and help her "tidy" up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fandango is dickstruck and temporarily mute. She tries valiantly to communicate through hand signals and mime but ends up covered in goo

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

Rezo grips loosens around the large bit of wood between his hands. Once the tension eases he drops the piece of broken table and hopes no one heard him scream in the black out.

After hearing Lollypop9 calling for people to clear out he leaves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a sigh Neverfound starts to walk around the tables, putting glasses on his tray to bring to the bar. His small waiters uniform not doing much to keep the cold out.

"Ok folks, let's get going here."

He glances at the body and shudders.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Lollypop9 tells everyone, that considering the circumstances, it's surely time to leave.

But she asks Bogman to stay behind and help her "tidy" up."

Bogman grabs the dust pan and brush and asks Lollypop9 where she wants it

Gobsmacked with her answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ENMguy2 is wandering around the tavern mournfully wondering where the chocolate cake has all gone. He finally resigns himself to the fact that it was all gone and decides to seen if there is any more ale in the tavern

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

With the village still shaken by Big Dick, Fabonians try their best to be optimistic that what happened was a freak occurrence and not the start of something more sinister...

Village Chieftainess Windi Liquor decrees that tonight Fabonia will play host to a Whacky Races tournament tonight... With the winning villager receiving a coupon for 20% off their next visit with StardogChampion

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

To help lift the mood for the festivities later Seanbelfast will supply his famous Chocolate Orange Cointreau Bombé dessert with a surprise

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"To help lift the mood for the festivities later Seanbelfast will supply his famous Chocolate Orange Cointreau Bombé dessert with a surprise"

Have heard only good things about that dessert....that should cheer the wake up .....I'll forget the donuts

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I was going to bury big dick later but with races and cake he can lie there till the morning. Will pop a few magic tree air fresheners on his ears. New car smell should do the job

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

I'm winning that race tonight lol

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By *ohn Boy 2024Man
over a year ago

Belfast

20% off with stardogchampion muses samhain2020 in the corner. Fond of big dick as he was, thus could help take his mind of morbid matters. What could he do to win the race?

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just limbering and stretching ready for the race

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

I'm going to cheat if needs be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I plan on streaking so you all can kiss my naked ass as I pass

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I plan on streaking so you all can kiss my naked ass as I pass

One shall not pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well slap me arse....I am willing to now offer a 50% off voucher for the winner rather than 20%. Fabonia has been good to me business wise.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I plan on streaking so you all can kiss my naked ass as I pass

I'll have a stroke....or a quick rub if I can

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"I plan on streaking so you all can kiss my naked ass as I pass

Boo here yes please ill give it a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With rising fuel costs across Fabonia I think we may have to come up with creative ways to stay warm during the whacky races this evening....

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

True to her competitive German nature, Lollypop9 already walked the race route twice, and done a background check on all competitors.

Truly wanting to win the race as it be a good excuse to see Stardog Chsmpion.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"True to her competitive German nature, Lollypop9 already walked the race route twice, and done a background check on all competitors.

Truly wanting to win the race as it be a good excuse to see Stardog Chsmpion."

Vorsprung durch Technik

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"True to her competitive German nature, Lollypop9 already walked the race route twice, and done a background check on all competitors.

Truly wanting to win the race as it be a good excuse to see Stardog Chsmpion.

Vorsprung durch Technik

Was the only thing Bogman was able to mutter after Lollypop9 put him to work in the tavern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ENMguy was also scouting the race route and sneakily moved all of the turn signs so that he could win

The will to win is strong in him!!!!!!

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

As the villagers gather in their whacky contraptions ready for the evening's racing... A full moon descends upon Fabonia...

Amongst those ready to race is ENMGuy2 on his lawnmower, Vertebrae ready on his three legged donkey, Magic97 on his solar powered wheelie bin and an already exhausted looking Thehappiestman with an equally exhausted goat

"You won't win the race on that thing" says Lollypop9 to Thehappiestman "...it looks fucked already!"

"What race?"

... As the runners and riders approach the starting line, thunder begins to rumble, as FandagoFlutters777 streaks past before dropping the handkerchief to start the race and get a head start on her saddle-less unicycle...and they're off!!

"... Anyone else curious where she kept that handkerchief, no?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a saucy wink and a slap of her ass Flutters gave a shriek of delight and whipped out her secret Honda f50 engine and kicked the unicycle up a gear

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never found is strongly considering applying some steroid spot checks to the racing contestants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on Wonky Donkey, galloping up the home straight

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Lollypop9 spotted ENMGuy2 moving those turn signs earlier and switched them all back, thus sending only him in the wrong direction.

Don't try to outsmart the German,she laughs to herself whilst scurrying down the road on a three wheeled skateboard pulled by a kite with holes in it.

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

Rezo waits at the finish line with camera in hand to take the winners pictures.

But to add to the wackiness in the race he has put a rubber band around the finish line.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Is it only me that stopped at a few dogging spots during the race

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

Did someone pour oil on the track?? There seems to have been a pile-up .... theres bodies everywhere

oh wait, it's lube. Well I guess everyone's a winner then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ENMguy staggers into the village this morning having finally finished the race. He admits that he has been outwitted by Lollypop9 and must go and offer his services to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On his way to work, Vertebrae walks past the race track which looks more like a whacky orgy than a race

as he follows the disgarded items from last night, bra's, boxers, stilettos, lube, squirty cream, grapes, ropes, blindfolds all appear in a line towards Big Dicks....

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"On his way to work, Vertebrae walks past the race track which looks more like a whacky orgy than a race

as he follows the disgarded items from last night, bra's, boxers, stilettos, lube, squirty cream, grapes, ropes, blindfolds all appear in a line towards Big Dicks....

You didn't see my goat by chance??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On his way to work, Vertebrae walks past the race track which looks more like a whacky orgy than a race

as he follows the disgarded items from last night, bra's, boxers, stilettos, lube, squirty cream, grapes, ropes, blindfolds all appear in a line towards Big Dicks....

You didn't see my goat by chance??"

Yeah, he was the one wearing the stilettos and the blindfold

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Seanbelfast watched the racers rush off into the night but took his time in coming from behind. He avoided the great lube trap and navigated past while others were distracted by the masses he helped a young maiden out. His cakes were left in the tavern for the after party where a few over indulged but he noted how some sank their teeth deep into the chocolate Cointreau cream and chocolate. Do they attach necks the same way mmmm

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Seanbelfast watched the racers rush off into the night but took his time in coming from behind. He avoided the great lube trap and navigated past while others were distracted by the masses he helped a young maiden out. His cakes were left in the tavern for the after party where a few over indulged but he noted how some sank their teeth deep into the chocolate Cointreau cream and chocolate. Do they attach necks the same way mmmm"

Yes even I raised my eyebrows at a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flutters used her head-giving-start to her advantage, getting to the pub she found an array of tasty delights awaited the racers...

She decided to lace them with her home made tonic, it would surely loosen a few lips

Perhaps the culprit would reveal themselves

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Having fallen into the lube trap hook, line and sinker, Lollypop9 is looking totally dishelved, a shadow of her former self, and walking home like a newborn bambi.

She decides it would be best to go for a nap.

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

Looking at the pile of people created by the lube slip n slide Rezo takes a few tasteful pictures before making his was to the Inn.

"Something's off." Rezo remarks from his first bite of cake. "Is that cinnamon? No it's something else. Pine?"

Looks towards Big Dick, with magic tree air fresheners on his ears.

"Anyone want to help me bury Big Dick deep in the ground?"

When he realizes what he has said and the looks of everyone present he simply lowers his gaze and begins dragging Big Dick out the back door.

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

With the burial of Big Dick about to commence, the villagers gather in the square to pay their respects...

"I always loved Dick" cried Captain Caveman41

"Dick always cheered me up. Whenever I felt down, I always knew Big Dick would come and I'd feel better" tells Wendi Liqour

As they bury Dick six feet deep, the actual realisation of what's happened begins to set in amongst the villagers...

"We've been through this kind of thing before and I'll be damned if I'm going through it again!" barks Rezo... "The only way we can sleep at night is if we are certain that whatever did this to Big Dick is banished from Fabonia!"

"How do we do that though? Nobody will surely come forward as to have eaten Big Dick" queries Beard and Boobs

"That's why we have to be forceful... It's the only way!... Tonight by 8pm... we vote!"

"Vote for what?"

"Vote for the villager we all want to plunge our wood into!"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly starts putting a circle of salt around the grave.

"What? No harm in being sure, never know what might happen!"

Keeps an eye out for anyone avoiding the sun... Or shining in the sun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is that hiding in the shadows by Big Dick's grave? I can't quite make out who they are but I am certain I have seen them about Fabonia before and what is it they have in their hand?

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I have my eye on three who it could be

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

*Villagers are to vote publicly before 8pm*

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Neverfound makes a good point. We have all been busy at night one way or another though each has gone their own way during the day. Original Vampires and non-Original vampires cannot walk in daylight without being burned by the Sun as a consequence of their vampirism. However, they can gain protection from the Sun with a ring with lapis lazuli stones enchanted by a witch, thus being able to walk in the sunlight without adverse effects. Seanbelfast seems to recall hearing someone sing,

“Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh”

The plot is not the only thing thickening in Fabonia.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Ok I'll vote for my first time ever and I'll go with Captain Caveman 41 since he hasn't posted so I presume he's one of the undead anyway

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Maybe it's really you bog man because you were the first to jump in the voting but you do have a point about captain caveman 41 but Pauls hasn't said anything either so we're confused tbh lol. No we are sticking with our first choice of bog man

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Having awoken from her nap by somebody hustling past her window singing a strange song about a ring, Lollypop9 decides it's time to get up and heads out to pay her last respects to Big Dick, as she was very fond of him.

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By *ohn Boy 2024Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Samhain, on his way to work, walks through the village. There is a touch of sadness in the air. Something, off right. He decides he will need to investigate further on his return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to go with an early sus post and vote Vertebrae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to go with an early sus post and vote Vertebrae

With you being the current Fabonia poker champion it is hard to tell if you are bluffing or not. They don't call you Ice Eyes for no reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to go with an early sus post and vote Vertebrae

With you being the current Fabonia poker champion it is hard to tell if you are bluffing or not. They don't call you Ice Eyes for no reason. "

My granny taught me everything she knew....she was a stone cold killer at the table

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm going with bogman

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

This is terrible....its like being on naked attraction and being told you've a horrible mickey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I truly am lost as to who is who. My profession as a gigolo has kept me rather busy in Fabonia despite the on going circumstances. I'm keeping an eye on everybody and I hear some very interesting stories whilst working.

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I can’t believe it’s Bogman especially after his appearance on Naked Attraction and his standing in Fabonia.

I have my suspicions around some of the ladies who seem to have a strange power where a single look draws you in, even the one with ice cold eyes.

I’m going to have to cast a vote for Vertebrae, not wearing cufflinks has me suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before approaching the ballot box for the votes Neverfound will take his time to see who doesn't come out into the sun to vote.

He relaxes back and smiles at the people passing by, mentally adding some to his bank

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

As Lollypop9 always considered Bogman as a close friend and of high intelligence, she decided to agree with him and suspect Caveman.

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

The village bell rings to remind Fabonians they have two hours left to vote!

With those who have already cast their ballot polishing their wood... And fashioning stakes to use as well.

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Voted early so I had time to get home from working the fields, balls are washed and now whittling my stake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I'll vote for my first time ever and I'll go with Captain Caveman 41 since he hasn't posted so I presume he's one of the undead anyway "

I'd agree here. I get the feeling those who are keeping a low profile are clearly trying to avoid being voted for. 100% sus that we have had little to no posts from them....

I'm deffo agreed on Captain Caveman 41

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to have to cast a vote for Vertebrae, not wearing cufflinks has me suspicious "

But I was in Cher impersonation mode and cufflinks didnt match the dress

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By *agic97Man
over a year ago

Cork

After getting home from the race magic seems to have fallen asleep missing dicks funeral. "He was always a bit too riged for my liking anyway" he yawned. magic makes his way to the Inn for a pint of murphys to witch the maid is confused as we're not in cork. " butting in to the conversation next to him " what I miss?" He blurts out fondling the glass.

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

A commotion is heard gathering in Fabonia... FandagoFlutters777 was churning milk outside her hut and four villagers and a cow required medical attention.

Additionally, an angry mob is seen gathering at Captain Caveman41's shack...

"CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAN!... Show yourself! We know what you did with Big Dick!" says a voice from the crowd, all baring their stakes

As their calls for him to show himself go unanswered, the angry villagers decide to storm inside and take their man by force...

Kicking the door down they're met with a pungent smell of Old Spice and ye old lube. Tip toeing their way around a floor laden with edible underwear, dildos, snorkels and slices of ham they venture towards the back of the shack...

"Don't... Don't touch anything in here. I think I got pregnant just touching the door knob" groans Lollypop9

Stumbling towards what they believe to be Captain's bedroom they continue to tip toe inside believing him to be unaware still of their presence.

"I think our best bet is to surprise him, he'd have surely come out by now if he knew!" whispers Bog-Man

As they slowly enter the room they're greeted with the sight of Captain fast asleep, his bare arse pointed to the ceiling and a mannequin draped under his arm.

"... Is that... That's my face on the mannequin!" cries out Magic97

"... And my bra!" exclaims Vertebrae "I mean Cher's bra..."

With the commotion, Captain Caveman41 stirs, causing the villagers to panic! Captain sees nothing but a blur of wooden stakes and disgusted noises...

Still seething at his missing undergarments, Vertebrae attempts to challenge Captain as to why he has them but in his haste slips on an already lubricated string of anal beads, still warm to the touch too, and flails helplessly towards the bed... His wooden stake in hand!

"Wha... Wha... What's going on? Don't hurt Stephanie!!" Captain says clutching his mannequin

With the confusion, a falling Vertebrae, a wooden stake and a bare naked arse sitting like a dart board... Captain Caveman41 is impaled by Vertebrae!

Wincing at the sight of what's before then, the villagers clench their bottoms and avert their eyes. Vertebrae in shock at the sight of his wood buried in Captain's arse...

"....You...you only had to ask..." says Captain as the blunt force trauma overwhelms his body as he passes away before his fellow villagers.

"That counts, right? I mean, he was impaled... in the arse but that still counts, right!?" asks ENMGuy2

"True... But I don't think it proved anything... He didn't 'transform'... He just went from six to midnight and passed away... I think the Vampire... Or Vampires... Are still out there!"

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over a year ago

The Sol

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Bog-Man

FandagoFlutters777

Rezo

Seanbelfast

Pauls21

StardogChampion

ENMGuy2

Vertebrae

Magic97

Wendy Liqour

Thehappiestman

Samhain2022

Lollypop9

Captain Caveman41

Beard and Boobs

Neverfound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Vertebrae in shock at the sight of his wood buried in Captain's arse...

Does this qualify as a meet verification in Fabonia?

(asking for a fellow Villager

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Lollypop9 hastily rushes to the Tavern to get a drink to stem the nerves after what she just witnessed.

Barkeep, one for me and one to disinfect my hands.

Also, if Vertebrae can class that as a meet, would being part of an angry mob be classed as a social ? Asking for a friend.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Evening all....a few drinks to calm the nerves after that....looking well _ollypop9

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Seanbelfast follows lolly to the bar and makes sure vertebrae isn’t behind him as I’m. It sure if that was a vampire staking or a pegging.

To lift the mood I’ve declared it cocktail night in the tavern and will be making drinks for all the villagers though who will be after a Bloody Mary

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

The happiestman isn't so happy, he thought that if a vampire was taken out tonight then tomorrow would be a holiday. Back to fields in the morning. However he has garlic plants and bulbs to tend too. He does see a opportunity for big sales coming in the not to distant future but before that there is time for mead, there's always time for mead.

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

With last night's incidental pegging still fresh in their minds the villagers wonder whether or not they've been hasty in believing Fabonia has been set upon by Noseferatu himself...

"Snap out of it" says Beard and Boobs "Last night may have been an accident but we've lived through too much to think the worst is over! I'll plunge my wood into any arse I see if I have to until I know for sure!"

Village Chieftainess Windi Liquor agrees, "The only way to be sure is to vote again, even if it means losing another villager. By 8pm, we'll draw the name..."

"Maybe that's why you're so adamant, Boobs! Get us poor villagers to do your dirty work during the day time.... Because you're not able until the night time!" queries thehappiestman...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Theres a few people doing the stride of pride this morning thinks Bogman as he walks his way around the square with his dog.

So far the dog has found 3 bra's and 2 pairs of knickers for me to try on later he thinks to himself

Another glorious day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a rough night alright

Those blood sucking leeches are destroying our village.....

The only way we can stay safe is to organise an orgy as there is safety in numbers

That way we can see if anyone looks suspicious as very hard to hide things while naked..

Let's get all the essentials ready and meet in Big Dicks later today...

*Grabs Sky remote and can of Lynx Africa*

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Beard and Boobs replies “really so when I saw you watching me sunbathing naked yesterday did I dissolve into a pile of dust or shine like a Drag Queen? I think your trying to shift any suspicions we all have about you off onto me” BTW did you get a good enough look? I’d be happy to give you a proper show if you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BTW did you get a good enough look? I’d be happy to give you a proper show if you want. "

I think to really investigate this matter as seriously as possible, we should take a better look, just to be 100% sure for research purposes

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

“Happy to oblige by standing outside in the sun naked so you can all have a good look and feel if you feel so inclined.”

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I shall look and feel, can we do it 10 o'clock break??

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

“I will come to the field to meet you at 10. Does anyone else want to come to be sure there’s nothing suspicious happening? You can all have a good look and feel to take our minds off what happened last night”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring some coconut oil, I hear if you rub it all over a womans body and her nipples get erect she is likely a vampire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring some coconut oil, I hear if you rub it all over a womans body and her nipples get erect she is likely a vampire

Well I hate the smell of coconut so you can rest easy on me

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over a year ago

"I'll bring some coconut oil, I hear if you rub it all over a womans body and her nipples get erect she is likely a vampire

Well I hate the smell of coconut so you can rest easy on me

Ah as a group of male villagers, we have some more natural oils we can produce to massage all over yo, which provide the same desired outcome

We wouldn't want you to feel left out due to coconut

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Coconut oil and vampires not heard that before and as my nipples are always erect what’s the point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get me as slick and sleek as you can fabonians... those dastardly vamps will never get a grip of me then then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut oil and vampires not heard that before and as my nipples are always erect what’s the point?"

We may have to do slightly different tests on you to confirm your villager status...another one is to blindfold you and feed you different items to see how you react to them...

You know the well known fact that vampires hate sausages

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Oh I love a good thick sausage ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I love a good thick sausage ??"

Hard to beat a hot sausage in baps with lots of sticky tasty sauce

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Nothing better!

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

With new ownership at Dick's and villagers wary of staying out late in Fabonia tonight some decide that after they cast their vote they're best staging a lock in at the freshly rebranded Stuffet Inn this evening.

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Bright lights ! Bright lights ! Mutters Lollypop9 as she awakens from her slumber with a hangover from hell.

I must go out through the village and look for my bra and knickers, I seem to have come home without them and they were my favourite set.

And who on earth owns this collar round my neck ?

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

Rezo wakes up with magic tree air fresheners on his ears.

"Who is doing that?" he asks himself before getting up and heading out into the sun to get some work done.

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over a year ago

"Bright lights ! Bright lights ! Mutters Lollypop9 as she awakens from her slumber with a hangover from hell.

I must go out through the village and look for my bra and knickers, I seem to have come home without them and they were my favourite set.

And who on earth owns this collar round my neck ?"

Sorry about the collar, I thought it would make a good fashion statement and make it harder for a blood sucker to chow down on you.

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

As SeanBelfast prepares to make lunch for those that are free he notices the cream, chocolate sauce and strawberries have all gone along with the coconut milk but suspects someone has that confused with the oil but someone seems to have enjoyed last nights cocktail party. Surprisingly the garlic hasn’t been touched so I start to make some Parmesan & Garlic Linguine Pasta with Chicken and we will see who turns up for lunch.

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Get me as slick and sleek as you can fabonians... those dastardly vamps will never get a grip of me then then

We can test that theory tonight in the tavern. Massage oil wrestling . I will bring the paddling pool

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"As SeanBelfast prepares to make lunch for those that are free he notices the cream, chocolate sauce and strawberries have all gone along with the coconut milk but suspects someone has that confused with the oil but someone seems to have enjoyed last nights cocktail party. Surprisingly the garlic hasn’t been touched so I start to make some Parmesan & Garlic Linguine Pasta with Chicken and we will see who turns up for lunch. "

Save me any leftovers I’m running late as usual love what’s on the menu.

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Save me any leftovers I’m running late as usual love what’s on the menu. "

Must start planning desserts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a greedy one... seconds of everything please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a greedy one... seconds of everything please

"How sloppy do you want your seconds though? That is a very important distinction around here!" Hands you a plate of food piled high.

A string of garlic hangs from my belt.

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

The village bells tolls reminding Fabonians they have just four hours left to vote for who they believe may be sucking their village dry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gosh!!!

The pressure....of a name!!!

(Points to anyone who gets that movie reference

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I'm going for Rezo and his mysterious ear fresheners

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I'll go for Renzo too ...sure why not

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"Oh gosh!!!

The pressure....of a name!!!

(Points to anyone who gets that movie reference

)

I'm going for Rezo and his mysterious ear fresheners

Movie - Pretty Woman

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over a year ago

"Oh gosh!!!

The pressure....of a name!!!

(Points to anyone who gets that movie reference

)

I'm going for Rezo and his mysterious ear fresheners

Movie - Pretty Woman"

HOLY SHIT!!!! YES

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Lollypop9 had to think hard about this but with the enormous hangover she was still suffering she gave up and just followed the majority in suggesting that it had to be Rezo.

Coming to think of it, he talks too much about Garlic, maybe trying to throw us...

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

I’m thinking Rezo because of the air fresheners reference linking to yesterday. Probably totally wrong and sorry Rezo but it’s the only thing I’ve got today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im thinking it could be Vertebrae, because only the undead use Lynx Africa

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm still going for bogman, he has a hound and hounds protect the undead during the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m thinking Rezo because of the air fresheners reference linking to yesterday. Probably totally wrong and sorry Rezo but it’s the only thing I’ve got today. "

That actually makes a huge amount of sense. Great detective work

Rezo gets my vote too

Hopefully we will have a safer night this coming night!

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over a year ago

"I’m thinking Rezo because of the air fresheners reference linking to yesterday. Probably totally wrong and sorry Rezo but it’s the only thing I’ve got today.

That actually makes a huge amount of sense. Great detective work

Rezo gets my vote too

Hopefully we will have a safer night this coming night!

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

The Village bell rings through the land reminding Fabonians they have but one hour left to vote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having seen the volume of votes for Rezo, Never found starts to carve his tombstone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fandango is all a flutter.... is a good man about to bite the dust....or are good fabonians about to get bitten

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

With the bells chiming on the hour, the fate of another villager has been decided as they all gather in the square...

"Rezo! Step forward... I'm sorry but we have to know, we have to do this!"

"I understand..." mourns Rezo approaching towards Vertebrae and removing his pants

"Nooooo!! We're not doing that! That was a mistake, I slipped, I swear!"

Waddling back to his spot, trousers around his ankles, like a penguin Rezo wonders what his test of allegiance to Fabonia is...

"What can I do to prove I'm a Fabonian?"

"I heard if your hand's bigger than your face then you're definitely a vampire!" smirks Pauls21 from beside Rezo

"Really? Well I don't think..."

*SMACK*

Falling down after having his hand smacked against his own face by Pauls21 and his boxers still warming his ankles, Rezo is as helpless as a baby turtle and unable to get up off his back

"Enough!" barks Chieftainess Wendi, "... Help the poor soul up"

Offering a helping hand to the stricken Rezo, Beard and Boobs stand the accused up and question what they're to do

"Bring him here... To the pillory!"

"Can I at least pull up my pa..."

"There's no time!!"

Stood in the pillory, head and hands shackled, the cold Fabonian wind blowing against his arse, Rezo is presented to the villagers

"Should you survive the night, under the guise of the full moon above, and remain the Rezo we know... We shall let you free! Otherwise... You can't hide your true form from here"

As the other villagers stand awkwardly not sure where to look or what to do, conversation over ENMGuy2's record breaking aubergine breaks out

"Yeah it was a shock to me just seeing it! I've never held anything so big in my hands before" he recounts to his listeners

"Give us a look, I'd love to see how big it is!" asks Lollypop9

Revealing his mammoth aubergine to the crowd, gasps can be heard as well as the sound of FandagoFlutters777 passing out in the back at the sight of it

"It was almost bursting out of the cold frame it grew in. Yep, now I can't fit my aubergine into any box, it's too big" he bemoans

Passing it around the villagers, Vertebrae almost drops it upon inspection it's that heavy

"Careful! That's a world record you're handling there!"

"I know my way around an aubergine, don't worry, I'm not *that* clumsy... Still, probably best you take it back now I think about it!"

Walking towards ENMGuy2 to hand the behemoth vegetable back, Pauls21 sticks his foot out in front of Vertebrae...

"Have a nice *trip*? See you next *fall*" he laughs

Stumbling forward trying hopelessly to keep his balance, Vertebrae and the aubergine are headed on a collision course for Rezo's primely place arsed!

"Ooooooooh!!" the crowd wince

"Well slap my arse and call me Bernadette, he's done it again!!" exclaims StardogChampion

"How big was it again, ENMGuy2?"

"... Four feet..."

With Vertebrae stumbling back to his feet, with empty hands and a now missing watch... The villagers stand in shock at the sight of Rezo, unconscious, and the vegetable nowhere to be seen...

"Is he... Is he OK?" asks Vertebrae

Checking for a pulse, Bog-Man confirms that Rezo has passed away... Still unchanged from the loveable rogue the villagers had always known... A true Fabonian through and through...

"If I get voted for next, can you at least buy me dinner first, Vertebrae!?"

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Bog-Man

FandagoFlutters777

Rezo

Seanbelfast

Pauls21

StardogChampion

ENMGuy2

Vertebrae

Magic97

Wendy Liqour

Thehappiestman

Samhain2022

Lollypop9

Captain Caveman41

Beard and Boobs

Neverfound

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Can we please have a moment of silence for the aubergine and it's record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we please have a moment of silence for the aubergine and it's record "

I felt it, t'was a sight to behold and a heavy package to handle...

RIP Rezo, I really thought you were one of them

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over a year ago

*Vertebrae daydreams as the shocking news of Rezo's demise spreads throughout the land, what about my personality has me typecast as the clumsy bumbling idiot stable boy who makes an arse out of everything, when suddenly he is jolted back to reality by a noise of the crowd gathering outside the local adult virtual reality cinema*

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"*Vertebrae daydreams as the shocking news of Rezo's demise spreads throughout the land, what about my personality has me typecast as the clumsy bumbling idiot stable boy who makes an arse out of everything, when suddenly he is jolted back to reality by a noise of the crowd gathering outside the local adult virtual reality cinema*"

We are the starring show tonight. We will be available for autographs after this evenings performance

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

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over a year ago

We are the starring show tonight. We will be available for autographs after this evenings performance "

Oh wow, I've been your biggest fan since you's started performing

Grabs popcorn for the show

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Feeling partly responsible after voting for Rezo and asking to see the Aubergine, which resulted in it being passed around in the first place, Lollypop9 seeks comfort in the arms of a fellow villager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like the look of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling partly responsible after voting for Rezo and asking to see the Aubergine, which resulted in it being passed around in the first place, Lollypop9 seeks comfort in the arms of a fellow villager. "

Come here and I'll hold you nice and tight all through the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neverfound has to scare off some villagers trying to salvage the aubergine for dinner. Record winner or not, it is also a killer.

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Neverfound has to scare off some villagers trying to salvage the aubergine for dinner. Record winner or not, it is also a killer."

Aubergines don't kill people, people do...#freetheaubergine

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

With the eerie silence from many of their fellow Fabonians, the villagers decide that tomorrow they'll split into groups and investigate whether or not their beloved neighbours are still their beloved neighbours...

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By *agic97Man
over a year ago

Cork

On the way home from tescos magic decides to place some flowers on the steps of the village square for the vegetable and the man who consumed a rolex with his arse.. seeing all the commotion in the adult entertainment complex he decides to invite everyone over to his for a house party. "I hope they like abba and cheep alchol"he mutters to a near by dog half asleep outside big dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ENMguy2 wakes up bleary eyed to the sounds of Dance Queen in his eyes. Through a d*unken haze he remembers the traumatic loss of his beloved aubergine. He saw all of the other villagers and hoped that the loss of his aubergine wasn't in vain and they were all finally safe

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Was I dreaming or did a clown chase me with a chainsaw last night...actualy it wasn't a dream....it was real

Weird night alright

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Was I dreaming or did a clown chase me with a chainsaw last night...actualy it wasn't a dream....it was real

Weird night alright

Two nights ago we had the shocking pegging death which a certain villager enjoyed a little too much. Then we had the aubergine incident. We’ve a rouge vampire on the loose making us doubt the intentions of others as I particularly enjoy the reaction from kissing someone’s neck and being kissed but now I worry about the bite. Then we have poor bogman being chased by a clown or was it a clown or was he being chased. I know want a thunder buddy even more as long as I’m big spoon.

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Thehappiestman is up and ready to send some villagers doors up their hallways. There could even be some backdoor action.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

After a restless night of dreams about back door stakings and giant aubergines Beard and Boobs decide that they have to get up and start the day. The terrible thoughts that any of the villagers could be a vampire sends shudders down their backs. We have to talk to the others today to see if we can figure out who it or even they are so we can all sharpen our wood and get it rammed home.

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

Some say the ghost of Rezo still lurks in ENMGuy2's vegetable patch...

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"After a restless night of dreams about back door stakings and giant aubergines Beard and Boobs decide that they have to get up and start the day. The terrible thoughts that any of the villagers could be a vampire sends shudders down their backs. We have to talk to the others today to see if we can figure out who it or even they are so we can all sharpen our wood and get it rammed home. "

It’s a wet miserable day outside and _eard and boobs won’t be the only ones preparing their wood. Alls good during the day so it’s a lot easier to relax and not have to look over your shoulder unless The happiestman is about and is trying to get in the back door. Garlic may not be the only protection I need

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over a year ago

Dreams of being forcefed Ratatouille straight from an ass by a bat-rat to the sounds of copulating corpses haunted Flutters all night long.... staggering through the square to find comfort and a fryup at old BigDicks, she can't quite believe the state of the place. There's been one almighty food fight overnight. Pasta hanging from the trees along with bras and some mighty fine silk rope

A new paddling pool has been installed by the bandstand...perhaps a quick dip before a fryup would wake her up....

Sploosh

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Dreams of being forcefed Ratatouille straight from an ass by a bat-rat to the sounds of copulating corpses haunted Flutters all night long.... staggering through the square to find comfort and a fryup at old BigDicks, she can't quite believe the state of the place. There's been one almighty food fight overnight. Pasta hanging from the trees along with bras and some mighty fine silk rope

A new paddling pool has been installed by the bandstand...perhaps a quick dip before a fryup would wake her up....

Sploosh

I knew if I added the party pool they would come. I was going to make pancakes for everyone but as this will be the last night for one or more of us it’s a time to enjoy and a big fry won’t hurt. I’ll sort fandango first and who else would like one? Everyone likes it a different way

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

A fry up sounds perfect. Think I will join fandango at big dicks. Definitely the best pork sausages in the village.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Oh a fry with extra sausage and sauce please. Might have to go for a dip in the party pool. Is clothing optional? Beard and Boobs wonder.

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Oh a fry with extra sausage and sauce please. Might have to go for a dip in the party pool. Is clothing optional? Beard and Boobs wonder.

Sausage it is. I will wait until it’s prepped and you can give me a hand with the sauce

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

As the villagers wake from their slumber, some are still staggering through Fabonia worse for wear...

In fishnets and crop top, Vertebrae's alter ego Cher can be found holding onto the village well for dear life and muttering to herself...

"Maybe I like it... I don't know *hic* it was a lovely arse to be fair *hic* like two Pringles hugging...."

As she leans over the well having drank her sorrows a little too much, the sunlight flickers and reflects the oddest figure at the bottom. The outline of a villager!

Rushing to get help on the cobbled streets of Fabonia in her eight inch heels, Cher runs like a baby giraffe to the Stuffet Inn where Seanbelfast is preparing breakfast for the villagers. She stumbles, biting her tongue as she falls.

"Thereth thomeone in the thwell" she points and screams

"What? What as are you saying?"

"In the thwell, thomeoneth there"

Trying hopelessly to grab the villagers attentions away from their sausages, she tries again to alert them to the misfortune

"In the thwell!..."

"There's trouble at the old well!?"

"Yeth, yeth!!"

"Good girl, show us the way!!" shouts Seanbelfast as the villagers head off

Using the well's bucket and rope the villagers careful attempt to fetch the poor Fabonian who's been laying there for who knows how long...

Slowly the figure from the well starts to appear closer as they pull

"That's a fine grip you have there, FandagoFlutters777"

As they heave one last time the body emerges from the well, that of Samhain2022!

His body lifeless and his neck bitten mercilessly... With *THREE* sets of fangs!

"Dear God, they must have sucked the poor fella dry and had no further use for him!... Story of my life"

"Someone check his arse for stuff"

"Oh come on!! If I did thith would I tell you guyth?!" says Cher through her swollen tongue

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Bog-Man

FandagoFlutters777

Rezo

Seanbelfast

Pauls21

StardogChampion

ENMGuy2

Vertebrae

Magic97

Wendy Liqour

Thehappiestman

Samhain2022

Lollypop9

Captain Caveman41

Beard and Boobs

Neverfound

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"Oh a fry with extra sausage and sauce please. Might have to go for a dip in the party pool. Is clothing optional? Beard and Boobs wonder.

Sausage it is. I will wait until it’s prepped and you can give me a hand with the sauce "

Will I need more than both hands to help get the sauce?

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over a year ago

Neverfound struggles to the well, trying to untangle himself from the silk robes someone had tied him up in while he slept, he gives Beard and Boobs the side eye as the culprits for that.

"Poor Samhain, we barely knew them!"

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

3 sets of fangs. Theres 3 of them. We now hunt for a pack.....

I have my suspicion but will remain tight lipped for now.

Sean's sausages was amazing but I wonder as to meat that he uses

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"Neverfound struggles to the well, trying to untangle himself from the silk robes someone had tied him up in while he slept, he gives Beard and Boobs the side eye as the culprits for that.

"Poor Samhain, we barely knew them!""

Beard and Boobs notice the side eye but they know that tying with silk isn’t their material of choice so they just let it go.

Rest in peace Samhain you will be missed.

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"3 sets of fangs. Theres 3 of them. We now hunt for a pack.....

I have my suspicion but will remain tight lipped for now.

Sean's sausages was amazing but I wonder as to meat that he uses

I only use my own meat which beards and bloods will use more than hands to help with, such a kind offer. Then my mind goes back to the corpse though I can’t get the image of the beautiful fandango pulling so well to get it up. Three fangs mmm someone was getting excited or was it a threesome of vampires

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"3 sets of fangs. Theres 3 of them. We now hunt for a pack.....

I have my suspicion but will remain tight lipped for now.

Sean's sausages was amazing but I wonder as to meat that he uses

More than happy to lend a hand and anything else you need Sean.

Fandango certainly can pull hard when the situation calls for it.

As lovers of giving and receiving the kind of bites and sucks that only leave bruises Beard and Boobs can’t quite decide if it’s one vampire or more who have taken poor Samhain from us all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling her oats after such a heavy load Flutters eases herself in to the pool

"Where's all the bloody sausages..I was promised a good sausage! I need meat to revive me, bring me all your meat. My kebab is empty..."

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"Feeling her oats after such a heavy load Flutters eases herself in to the pool

"Where's all the bloody sausages..I was promised a good sausage! I need meat to revive me, bring me all your meat. My kebab is empty...""

Beard and Boobs shout over that the sausages are almost ready just getting the sauce sorted it takes time to get enough for everyone.

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You don’t want to rush things and you know only too well a good sausage is worth the wait.

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Waking up from a commotion outside, Lollypop9 stumbles to her feet.

Oh my, another night of debauchery with a fellow villager. But where has he gone ? As she looks around Vertabreas empty home, she comes across a box full of pine air freshners and decides to get out of there quickly.

She fails miserably trying to leave unnoticed, as Fandango shouts over at her, from what looks like a pool, to come and join her, as there was news and sausage to be had.

Ah well, Lollypop9 could never say no to getting wet and a good sausage.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"You don’t want to rush things and you know only too well a good sausage is worth the wait. "

A good sausage is always worth the wait especially if it comes with sauce.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"Waking up from a commotion outside, Lollypop9 stumbles to her feet.

She fails miserably trying to leave unnoticed, as Fandango shouts over at her, from what looks like a pool, to come and join her, as there was news and sausage to be had.

Ah well, Lollypop9 could never say no to getting wet and a good sausage."

Lollypop9 getting wet before a good sausage is good for everyone. Beard and Boobs are the same and with the sauce they’re helping with it’s going to be a fucking good sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well slap my arse Geraldine, I love sharing sausage with the whole village.

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By *he zephyr OP Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

Chieftainess Wendi decrees to the remaining villagers that despite the unsuccessful attempts at ridding Fabonia of Nosferatu, they must stay the course and vote once more!

Before 8pm tonight with Vertebrae kept at arse length away from everyone just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Nosferatu isn't found soon.

I'll be lining up all male Fabonias at midday tomorrow in the town centre and will be pegging yous all with a wooden stake with garlic lube.

This should narrow things down.

Your chieftainess has spoken!

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Lollypop9 had a lot of time to think whilst sitting in that pool waiting for sausage.

Although she really didn't want to turn on one of her best friends, she suddenly remembered something, a status update in Latin by none other than Bogman.

Was it a secret message ? Why Latin?

What was he hiding ?

And was his dog really just a dog or maybe a blood hound ?

So many questions, her head pounding yet again...

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"If Nosferatu isn't found soon.

I'll be lining up all male Fabonias at midday tomorrow in the town centre and will be pegging yous all with a wooden stake with garlic lube.

This should narrow things down.

Your chieftainess has spoken!"

If you do let’s hope any non vamps don’t expire or we will all be in bother.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"Lollypop9 had a lot of time to think whilst sitting in that pool waiting for sausage.

Although she really didn't want to turn on one of her best friends, she suddenly remembered something, a status update in Latin by none other than Bogman.

Was it a secret message ? Why Latin?

What was he hiding ?

And was his dog really just a dog or maybe a blood hound ?

So many questions, her head pounding yet again..."

Latin for it is solved by walking don’t know what that’s supposed to mean but education is a wierd thing you remember the oddest things.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Lollypop ......I was on holidays and did a lot of walking,my new dog needs walking 4 times a day,and I've done a lot of thinking while walking him

I wasn't even thinking of the game when I updated my profile .....

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"Lollypop ......I was on holidays and did a lot of walking,my new dog needs walking 4 times a day,and I've done a lot of thinking while walking him

I wasn't even thinking of the game when I updated my profile .....

Hopefully your not thinking of leaving us fabonians alone! Won’t lie I’d miss the dogs too much they are such sweethearts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the Gamemaster has been dropping subtle hints..

"That's a fine grip you have there, FandagoFlutters777"

A fine grip eh? Like grip on someones neck

His body lifeless and his neck bitten mercilessly... With *THREE* sets of fangs!

Three sets of fangs eh? Who has three numbers in their name 'FandagoFlutters777', like three sets of 7's

"Dear God, they must have sucked the poor fella dry and had no further use for him!... Story of my life"

Sucking the poor fella dry, I refer to suspects recent post in the Blowjob thread

The Gamemaster has pointed us in the direction of the vampire and who better than a nice petit polote woman, who would ever suspect that

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

I didn’t connect those dots today brain in a pickle from other things last night.

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I didn’t connect those dots today brain in a pickle from other things last night."

Wonders what you two have been up to though we know there’s devilment in you it may be the good kind, and you certainly devoured those sausages and sauce.

Fandango can be reserved at times but when she parties she really parties and I suspect she’s a terrible flirt or rather very very good at it.

Bogman, a stalwart of the Fabonia and forums. Level headed and entertaining at times though using Latin is new for him but Non ducor, duco.

The wonderful lolly. Always happy and always mingling and most of all including her circle and inviting the odd stranger in. A honey trap in here I think not.

Vertebrae does worry me. No cufflinks, a side eye to beards and boobs wanting to devour my sausage and worst of all pegging someone to death. That said each to their own and he’s been active around Fabonia

I’m unsure about some of the others. Do vampires hide away or appear in plain sight.

I’ll nominate neverfound as a vampire wouldn’t want to be

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