FabSwingers.com forum: Write your own verification

By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

So this is a lounge thread but I wrote one ages ago and posted it on a k*k group

I think it’s reasonably accurate . Kind of.

Casual is bald and hairy . He does minimal foreplay . He sometimes tries to arrange several meets a day which makes his meets not feel special . Average in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average man enjoys planning ?

Always arrives early ?

Holds a conversation ?

Enjoys a kiss or two ?

Tries to be a teaser & pleaser ?

Checklists makes him horny ?

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By *c90Man
over a year ago

Noiseville

Has never knowingly enjoyed a date since 2003. Had sex in black and white and decided never to upgrade to a colour tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even the nuns won't take her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's shorter and fatter than the pics make you think, nice tits though, he talks about golf a lot. Surprisingly fuckable

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Words can't describe this sexual phenomenon, apart from words like incredible and phenomenon, as well as fucking amazing, magnificent, God-like, man beast and quite adequate.

Don't miss this opportunity ladies but treat him with respect!

I'm looking forward to meeting me again at the first opportunity!

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Words can't describe this sexual phenomenon, apart from words like incredible and phenomenon, as well as fucking amazing, magnificent, God-like, man beast and quite adequate.

Don't miss this opportunity ladies but treat him with respect!

I'm looking forward to meeting me again at the first opportunity! "

Is meeting me code for a wank ?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Hes alright like....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Built like a 250 GTO but needs a little work under the bonnet. If you know how she runs you'll get a lot out of her

Corners like she's on rails and can go for miles before she needs refueling.

Treat her with respect

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By *ere70Man
over a year ago

Rovinj Istria

looks younger than he is, italian style, well spoken, shy at first but very chatty when relaxed

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

Who is he again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organises great socials, is talented with an ice cube and her hands but is a dreadful swinger oh and she sucks like a nilfisk

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Organises great socials, is talented with an ice cube and her hands but is a dreadful swinger oh and she sucks like a nilfisk "

Double veris not cool

Unless you had a coffee with yourself the first time then sex the second ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Organises great socials, is talented with an ice cube and her hands but is a dreadful swinger oh and she sucks like a nilfisk

Double veris not cool

Unless you had a coffee with yourself the first time then sex the second ?"

Oh ya I rode myself silly

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Organises great socials, is talented with an ice cube and her hands but is a dreadful swinger oh and she sucks like a nilfisk

Double veris not cool

Unless you had a coffee with yourself the first time then sex the second ?

Oh ya I rode myself silly "

Being a gentleman I am not thinking about this right now

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Loudmouth male with questionable dress sense . Herself not much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a cool guy and very welcoming when it comes to a threesome...she is grand, all boobs, but can hide her insecurities by taking a good angled pic

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Likes them tall? Well that's easy at her height everyone is tall.

Gives a great bj, but again, no suprise, her gob is big enough.

And by God she's tight, wouldn't even pay for coffee.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Just read the flippin' menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hes definitely no Tom Hardy , but what he lacks in looks, he makes up elsewhere.

Possibly could resurrect the dead with his kisses and touch!!

He could be busy since Halloween is around the corner

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Words can't describe this sexual phenomenon, apart from words like incredible and phenomenon, as well as fucking amazing, magnificent, God-like, man beast and quite adequate.

Don't miss this opportunity ladies but treat him with respect!

I'm looking forward to meeting me again at the first opportunity!

Is meeting me code for a wank ? "

Probably just a social one to begin with. I never wank on a first date.

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Incredible with huge power from the rear end. Amazed at the size once inside and loved the control. Absolutely no issues starting but also very easy to maintain and will go all day.

First to see will buy

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Ah sure look .. he turned up

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By *limfitladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

He's grand for a bit of banter.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

He does exactly what it days on the tin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can be shy at first, she maybe only 5ft but has a big heart, a loyal fab friend, likes a good banter session, that's all lol

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By *ild WomanWoman
over a year ago

Carlow

Stands out from the crowd. Missing most of the teeth so no need to worry about being bitten when she's down there. Beware of the claws but really just lovely pussy that needs plenty of play. Purrs for Ireland if job well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd suck chrome from a hitch, other than that avoid

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

He'll pay for your coffee but he's an absolute waffler

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By *dlucyTV/TS
over a year ago

cork

She’s quite and shy at first,

She’s great with her tongue

Loves to tease & pleasure

Allegedly gives great oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine

..ha ha ha

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Well well well…what can I say. Treat him right with a nice cuppa and buns and he will ride you like a Honda 50

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By * VaWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

This biatch insists on a social (not my thing) then demands the roide. No idea where I stand with her and I'm not sure if I want more but great craic and wicked smile. Who knows where this might go. She might be mental, she might be fun, she might mess me up, she might break me. Fuck! Are those Whips?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure he's a bit of a cocky fecker but can back it up he'll go on a bit but the accent is worth listening to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God when she opened the door, what a beauty.

So chilled and relaxed over a drink.

She does the dumb blonde look well but has brains.

When it came to the bedroom, what can I say.

She's naughty very attentive, I thought when I whipped out my big cock she'd be impressed.

Then she says you call that a cock and whipped hers out and said meet she-rah. Now that's a cock.

Guys don't pass this one buy you'll not be disappointed.

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Like a 99 cone.

Said she liked vanilla but she really loved the sauce.

Might seem cold at the start but once you start licking, she'll melt.

Left the flake til the end, always the perfect ending.

I scream for ice cream. We all scream for ice cream...

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Don't let the innocent smile and halo fool you

He's an incorrigible little f*cker!

(... he also needs to stop wearing that damn apron to first coffee meets

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By *n2deepagainMan
over a year ago

nearby

Highly educated, clearly over paid, often hilarious, but you really need to listen closely to pick up on the pop reference.

Hung like an average donkey, but good with his hands and mouth ..and wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A single guy that you would think is quiet and shy but get him to a bedroom and he is a tiger that gives amazing oral and the most passionate ride possible

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By *olouWoman
over a year ago

Swords

She never shuts up,loves a good giggle but loses all her possessions on a night out,bonkers but loveable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can be narky if she finds out you're arranging to meet multiple women before you've even tried her magical vagina (TM), but once you get her in person she'll either annoy you with her chat, or she'll make you get on your knees and offer thanks to whatever gods you believe in that her mouth has that suction power. And her tits are massive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bastard Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shy at first, funny, not bad looking. Would bang!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

If carlsberg did rides!....

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"If carlsberg did rides!.... "

The Cú Chulainn Coaster in Tayto Park would be it

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

The jolly farmer

Ample road frontage with great views. Outside toilet 2 hours bog cutting per year new wellies recently and a massey on Goodyears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His eyes turned red and then his head rotated through 360 degrees, several times more than necessary. I didn't mind the levitating off the bed but his dirty talk was all in toinges.

Would meet again.

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Not a bad looking burd definitely doable

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By * TicingMan
over a year ago

Dublin 7

Not a bad looking guy, good head of hair. He's very good with his hands/fingers and a decent sized dick. Could do worse and would do again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's an absolute dose but sucks a dick like it's her last meal. Would recommend to a friend.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"She's an absolute dose but sucks a dick like it's her last meal. Would recommend to a friend. "

Well now, that would get me interested.

I mean, I'd still take some persuading but I'd be open to it if I read that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fussy biatch who can kiss like there’s no tomorrow and will make you cum twice. Also doesn’t like to talk much….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse of a Man if he had a tail

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Horse of a Man if he had a tail"

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