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"Reminds me of the awkward time i texted my friend asking if he wanted to go for a wank alongside the river... Damn autocorrect.. I meant along by the canal" Predictable but still I chuckled. | |||
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"Reminds me of the awkward time i texted my friend asking if he wanted to go for a wank alongside the river... Damn autocorrect.. I meant along by the canal Predictable but still I chuckled. " And as old as the hills but never not funny -) | |||
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"Am i missing out on something " One is just a handjob The other is a handjob and usually a finger up your bum to rub your prostate at the same time | |||
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"The simple innocent phrase "I wank my cows twice a day" will get you in much more trouble than" I milk my cows twice a day" in my experience " Are you speaking from experience? And I thought sheeps are more your thing.... | |||
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"The simple innocent phrase "I wank my cows twice a day" will get you in much more trouble than" I milk my cows twice a day" in my experience Are you speaking from experience? And I thought sheeps are more your thing.... " Oh god, lovely fluffy sexy sheep. | |||
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"Am i missing out on something One is just a handjob The other is a handjob and usually a finger up your bum to rub your prostate at the same time " Did exactly this to a guy once, just for experimental purposes and he came with an explosion very quickly | |||
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"Am i missing out on something One is just a handjob The other is a handjob and usually a finger up your bum to rub your prostate at the same time Did exactly this to a guy once, just for experimental purposes and he came with an explosion very quickly " It's only a valid experiment if you have a number of test samples to compare the outcomes against | |||
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"Am i missing out on something One is just a handjob The other is a handjob and usually a finger up your bum to rub your prostate at the same time Did exactly this to a guy once, just for experimental purposes and he came with an explosion very quickly It's only a valid experiment if you have a number of test samples to compare the outcomes against " Okay When & Where?? | |||
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"You learn something new everyday. I thought milked was simply a case of getting a wank while on all fours. " And pulling those balls at the same time? | |||
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"I thought you milked cows..goats..sheep " You can pretty much milk anything with nipples | |||
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"I thought you milked cows..goats..sheep " Almonds and oats now too apparently | |||
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" Did exactly this to a guy once, just for experimental purposes and he came with an explosion very quickly It's only a valid experiment if you have a number of test samples to compare the outcomes against Okay When & Where??" I'll revert back to you on the when and i'll cum to close to you for the where... I'm just off to buy a stopwatch for timings, measuring tape for recording distance and some fruits rich in fructose for aroma This needs to be complete at laboratory standard protcols if we are to stand over the results | |||
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"Am i missing out on something One is just a handjob The other is a handjob and usually a finger up your bum to rub your prostate at the same time Did exactly this to a guy once, just for experimental purposes and he came with an explosion very quickly It's only a valid experiment if you have a number of test samples to compare the outcomes against Okay When & Where??" I would join a orderly queue for the process of a test and comparison..... | |||
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"Am i missing out on something One is just a handjob The other is a handjob and usually a finger up your bum to rub your prostate at the same time Did exactly this to a guy once, just for experimental purposes and he came with an explosion very quickly It's only a valid experiment if you have a number of test samples to compare the outcomes against Okay When & Where?? I would join a orderly queue for the process of a test and comparison....." @ Playmates4you Think you might have a line up starting | |||
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"Am i missing out on something " Only one way to find out | |||
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"Reminds me of the awkward time i texted my friend asking if he wanted to go for a wank alongside the river... Damn autocorrect.. I meant along by the canal" Lol | |||
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"Am i missing out on something One is just a handjob The other is a handjob and usually a finger up your bum to rub your prostate at the same time Did exactly this to a guy once, just for experimental purposes and he came with an explosion very quickly It's only a valid experiment if you have a number of test samples to compare the outcomes against Okay When & Where?? I would join a orderly queue for the process of a test and comparison..... @ Playmates4you Think you might have a line up starting " Form an orderly queue and bring plenty of towels | |||
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"Am i missing out on something One is just a handjob The other is a handjob and usually a finger up your bum to rub your prostate at the same time Did exactly this to a guy once, just for experimental purposes and he came with an explosion very quickly " Mate of mine said he got it done and wasn’t able to control himself either! I said I definitely have to try lol | |||
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"Any good milkers... Looking for practice " I'm sure there might be a dairy farmer somewhere with plenty of practice, all automated in this day and age too | |||
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"I'm after a artisan dairy.... More organic and hands on lol" Should power outages be an issue, we'll have a lot more of those too - needs must an' all...but I do share your sentiment | |||
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"I'm after a artisan dairy.... More organic and hands on lol Should power outages be an issue, we'll have a lot more of those too - needs must an' all...but I do share your sentiment " Have you a milking stool | |||
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"I'm after a artisan dairy.... More organic and hands on lol" dont you mean orgasmic? | |||
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"I'm after a artisan dairy.... More organic and hands on lol Should power outages be an issue, we'll have a lot more of those too - needs must an' all...but I do share your sentiment Have you a milking stool " Nothing like getting down on your knees to do the dirty deed | |||
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"Am i missing out on something One is just a handjob The other is a handjob and usually a finger up your bum to rub your prostate at the same time Did exactly this to a guy once, just for experimental purposes and he came with an explosion very quickly It's only a valid experiment if you have a number of test samples to compare the outcomes against Okay When & Where?? I would join a orderly queue for the process of a test and comparison..... @ Playmates4you Think you might have a line up starting Form an orderly queue and bring plenty of towels " I'm not sure if I'm in the right queue but here it goes | |||
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"Am i missing out on something One is just a handjob The other is a handjob and usually a finger up your bum to rub your prostate at the same time Did exactly this to a guy once, just for experimental purposes and he came with an explosion very quickly It's only a valid experiment if you have a number of test samples to compare the outcomes against Okay When & Where?? I would join a orderly queue for the process of a test and comparison..... @ Playmates4you Think you might have a line up starting Form an orderly queue and bring plenty of towels " Joining the queue | |||
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"You learn something new everyday. I thought milked was simply a case of getting a wank while on all fours. " : lol | |||
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"You learn something new everyday. I thought milked was simply a case of getting a wank while on all fours. And pulling those balls at the same time? " Well, if you insist Doghunter. | |||
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"Wank a bull, milk a cow Damn city folk" Ok, I did the first 2, now how do dam a city folk? | |||
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"Wanking is for humans, milking is for cows my friend lol" | |||
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"Heard that if done correctly it can lead to involuntary orgasm, you don't even need to be hard. Never tried it but sounds like fun. If only for purely scientific purposes!" Correct. I experienced it just once ever. When she started stimulating my prostate it was a run away train after that and I was cumming within seconds. Massive but very unusual orgasm that was over in the blink of an eye. Not really for me but glad I tried it out. I never knew how senstive the prostate can be | |||
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