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"This may seem like effort but nothing like some mental gymnastics to elasticise the grey matter and fuel the fire from inside. So i'll start by writing a few lines, person below continues the story and so on, lets see where it goes. She waited for him, like she always does. checking to see if he's read her messages.. wondering will he arrive this time.. then suddenly there's a knock on the door.. she jumps up both confused and excited, looks through the spy hole to see a vaguely familiar figure... " As she stared in horror, the grim reaper suddenly appeared inside the door and with one clean sweep of his scythe, he parted her head from her body and took her soul off to the underworld where they lived happily ever after. The end. | |||
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"This may seem like effort but nothing like some mental gymnastics to elasticise the grey matter and fuel the fire from inside. So i'll start by writing a few lines, person below continues the story and so on, lets see where it goes. She waited for him, like she always does. checking to see if he's read her messages.. wondering will he arrive this time.. then suddenly there's a knock on the door.. she jumps up both confused and excited, looks through the spy hole to see a vaguely familiar figure... As she stared in horror, the grim reaper suddenly appeared inside the door and with one clean sweep of his scythe, he parted her head from her body and took her soul off to the underworld where they lived happily ever after. The end. " The end had come for Mrs Lafferty... by jeasus that bitch was surly where she belonged now though Brendan to himself .. No more feckin nagging, no more of her goat like hairy hoof feet sticking out at me every feckin morning ... woohoo
Brendan looks at the wedding picture over the mantal and grinns to himself " now Kate ya oul hagg , ya though yad live for ever . Well I'm off to see if your sister is still egar"  As Brendan skipped out the door he though to himself, wonder if she is on fab ?
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'How are you and wheres your wife you naughty boy  '
Oh shes dead he replied
'WHAT? WHY DIDNT YOU FKN RING ME YA GOBSHITE'? she exclaimed
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"As Brendan flicked through the beautiful women's profiles on his new fab account he slowly realised theres more men on here than in the Chinese army. Then he spotted it..1 message unread. It was his gorgeous sister in law. 'Hai Brendan' she exclaimed.
'How are you and wheres your wife you naughty boy '
Oh shes dead he replied
'WHAT? WHY DIDNT YOU FKN RING ME YA GOBSHITE'? she exclaimed
"Ah me Julie, Brendan replied ..I've not see you since that finger banging session of 82... ah sure between putting up with that hairy footed fucker and covid I never imagined I'd be free again .. did the hair grow back Julie? | |||
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