FabSwingers.com forum: Flu remedys

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anybody got any flu remedys iv tried hot wiskeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real flu or man flu?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Real flu or man flu?"

Obviously real flu. Everyone knows man flu is fatal.

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By *RISH DONKEYMan
over a year ago

Near Portadown

Go and get yourself a bottle of poteen... works wonders

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Is it a flu or a cold you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real flu or man flu?

Obviously real flu. Everyone knows man flu is fatal. "

I didn't want to be the one to break the bad news

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't no I think its the flu I feel like I'm on my way out. Tat sounds like a man flu

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By *im tim timMan
over a year ago

yes this is a well known cure..

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Go to bed, pile on the duvets and drinks loads of warm water with the occasional Lemsip or cheaper alternative.

Sweat the virus out of your system, and keep well hydrated!

Keep the room reasonably well ventilated, and get up for a few minutes every couple of hours, fully remake the bed, or have it done for you and change the pyjamas too if they are sodden.

However, if you find that your breathing is becoming laboured or if you are coughing up sputum, consult a doctor or a pharmacist by phone.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Real flu or man flu?

Obviously real flu. Everyone knows man flu is fatal.

I didn't want to be the one to break the bad news"

Is this like the squirting threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real flu or man flu?

Obviously real flu. Everyone knows man flu is fatal.

I didn't want to be the one to break the bad news

Is this like the squirting threads

Don't be silly Bog, man flu is a scientific fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two nurofen, two hours later two paracetamol, repeat for the day. Wrap up warm as jubal said, you could take the paracetamol in the form of lemsip.

Plenty of water and sleep

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

If I remember rightly so an old remedy for a severe head cold or flu waz vix in a boul of hot water n a towel over ur head but that's years old

In failing dat a stiff glass of hot poteen of the back side of the Bragan the plum stuff.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Is there anything to be said for boiled 7 up

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By *ouple 0073Couple
over a year ago

donegal

If it was real flu...you wouldn't be texting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lol

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lol"
Rub butter on your chest

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest "

It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest

It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn. "

I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest

It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.

I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.

I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.

As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.

If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.

I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go and get yourself a bottle of poteen... works wonders "

Truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those uniflu tablets seem to work for people.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Anybody got any flu remedys iv tried hot wiskeys "

Try it another handful of times .. 6 i think is when it starts working

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Real flu or man flu?

Obviously real flu. Everyone knows man flu is fatal.

I didn't want to be the one to break the bad news

Is this like the squirting threads

Don't be silly Bog, man flu is a scientific fact!"

So is squirting, both mainly preoccupies the male gender only.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Real flu or man flu?

Obviously real flu. Everyone knows man flu is fatal.

I didn't want to be the one to break the bad news

Is this like the squirting threads

Don't be silly Bog, man flu is a scientific fact!

So is squirting, both mainly preoccupies the male gender only.

Never experienced either ...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest

It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.

I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.

I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.

As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.

If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.

I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though. "

Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest

It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.

I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.

I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.

As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.

If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.

I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though.

Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return.

I had to read that again ... I thought you were talking about squirting

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest

It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.

I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.

I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.

As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.

If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.

I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though.

Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return.

I had to read that again ... I thought you were talking about squirting

That's the other post. This one is about dripping butter.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest

It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.

I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.

I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.

As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.

If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.

I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though.

Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return.

I had to read that again ... I thought you were talking about squirting

That's the other post. This one is about dripping butter.

Where ?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest

It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.

I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.

I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.

As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.

If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.

I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though.

Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return.

I had to read that again ... I thought you were talking about squirting

That's the other post. This one is about dripping butter.

Where ?

On the popcorn and on the tits/chest.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest

It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.

I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.

I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.

As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.

If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.

I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though.

Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return.

I had to read that again ... I thought you were talking about squirting

That's the other post. This one is about dripping butter.

Where ?

On the popcorn and on the tits/chest.

Mmmmmm pooopccccccoooorrnn

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest

It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.

I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.

I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.

As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.

If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.

I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though.

Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return.

I had to read that again ... I thought you were talking about squirting

That's the other post. This one is about dripping butter.

Where ?

On the popcorn and on the tits/chest.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I don't no I think its the flu I feel like I'm on my way out. Tat sounds like a man flu

It's probably a cold then

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Have you access to a time machine and flu vaccine?

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By *reland8Man
over a year ago

sandyford

"If it was real flu...you wouldn't be texting "

The sympathy levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 lemons squeezed into a cup, about 4 or 5 spoons of sugar. Fill remaining cup up with boiling water. Drink it as hot as you can. The hotter the better. Take 2 paracetamol and get into bed with a towel under you! You will sweat it out in a few hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a raw onion, couple of raw bulbs of garlic chopped up finely and mixed with lemon juice and downed. My Eastern European ex swore by it

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

No word from him today....I'm fearing the worst

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Half a raw onion, couple of raw bulbs of garlic chopped up finely and mixed with lemon juice and downed. My Eastern European ex swore by it"

She's dead now though, RIP.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Half a raw onion, couple of raw bulbs of garlic chopped up finely and mixed with lemon juice and downed. My Eastern European ex swore by it

She's dead now though, RIP.

He never kissed her goodbye either

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By *ortfadda_ladMan
over a year ago

carrick on shannon

Hot plum poteen..1 limsip.. Tea - spoon of natural local honey.. Lemon & cloves...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half a raw onion, couple of raw bulbs of garlic chopped up finely and mixed with lemon juice and downed. My Eastern European ex swore by it

She's dead now though, RIP.

He never kissed her goodbye either

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By *amsonite69Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"If it was real flu...you wouldn't be texting "

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Aw, hope you're feeling better today OP.

Best thing is to sweat it out and bed rest, lots of fluids, lots of vitamins, broth.

Plenty of herbal remedies and essential oils available depending on symptoms you want to alleviate. Google is your best friend as well as the pharmacy for OTC remedies, painkillers, decongestants etc...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Reminded to get my flu jab today because of this thread

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By *londy84Man
over a year ago

Scotstown

Lot of sex always work for me and my partner

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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

Having had the flu twice, you wouldn't be using the internet if you had it

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Having had the flu twice, you wouldn't be using the internet if you had it"

Yep, people tend to mix up the two until they get the flu and then they realise what they thought was deaths door wasn't remotely near it.

Guys, you'd be bed bound for a week, zero energy (crawling to the bathroom for eg), feeling miserable, libido on the floor, appetite on the floor, you on the floor!! It ain't pretty

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

Had the flu 3 weeks ago .. flattened me for 8 days straight

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