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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ever received

Mine was some guy wanted to rim me then wanted me to defecate in his mouth.. Vile behaviour turned my stomach altogether

What was the weirdest message you've ever received?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana man is probably the strangest. I'll not go into detail but I'm fairly sure others have received the same message

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By *ex coupleCouple
over a year ago

wexford

A guy wanted my used tampon

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

wanted to cover me in Nutella, honey and feathers

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By *appycolinMan
over a year ago

close..


"Ever received

Mine was some guy wanted to rim me then wanted me to defecate in his mouth.. Vile behaviour turned my stomach altogether

What was the weirdest message you've ever received? "

Think I’d the same guy message me.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever received

Mine was some guy wanted to rim me then wanted me to defecate in his mouth.. Vile behaviour turned my stomach altogether

What was the weirdest message you've ever received?

Think I’d the same guy message me.. lol "

You can add me to the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wanted to cover me in Nutella, honey and feathers "

Sounds like good quack... sorry

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Fella wanted me to be one of a queue of lads to arrive at his house at a planned time slot, go up stairs, give it to his wife bareback from behind (she wouldn't see any of the lads), cum inside, zip up and leave.

Good fun in the end!

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Last line of the above was sarcasm, just incase anyone didn't cop or isn't used to me here I did politely decline the offer..

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down


"Ever received

Mine was some guy wanted to rim me then wanted me to defecate in his mouth.. Vile behaviour turned my stomach altogether

What was the weirdest message you've ever received?

Think I’d the same guy message me.. lol "

I suspect that individual has not progressed beyond what the famous Sigmund Freud, described as: the anal stage of childhood development!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fetish preferences to me,on a swiger site some people's fetish can kink can be too taboo on a platform like this

No different to straight guys looking for blow jobs from bisexual / gay men

One is more normalised than the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like fetish preferences to me,on a swiger site some people's fetish can kink can be too taboo on a platform like this

No different to straight guys looking for blow jobs from bisexual / gay men

One is more normalised than the other"

Mehhh...I'm still calling sticking a banana up your arse in the Tesco fruit and veg aisle and pooping it out on cam pretty out there

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Sounds like fetish preferences to me,on a swiger site some people's fetish can kink can be too taboo on a platform like this

No different to straight guys looking for blow jobs from bisexual / gay men

One is more normalised than the other

Mehhh...I'm still calling sticking a banana up your arse in the Tesco fruit and veg aisle and pooping it out on cam pretty out there"

Every little helps

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Ever received

Mine was some guy wanted to rim me then wanted me to defecate in his mouth.. Vile behaviour turned my stomach altogether

What was the weirdest message you've ever received?

Think I’d the same guy message me.. lol

You can add me to the list."

And me

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

One from someone in Scotland asking if I was Catholic or Protestant. I didn’t reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message from a 65 year woman, who wanted me to be her +1 at her daughter's wedding as she wanted to make her ex husband jealous. She wanted me to kiss her everytime he was looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy asked had I a printer

I asked why.

He wanted to send me a photo of his wife so I could wank over it on cam for him

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I had a message from a 65 year woman, who wanted me to be her +1 at her daughter's wedding as she wanted to make her ex husband jealous. She wanted me to kiss her everytime he was looking.

"

That sounds awesome, lol

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By *ifewantstoplayCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

I was asked to take part in a “cat fight” lol.

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By *oleculeCouple
over a year ago

Wexford and Dublin

We had the cat fight one too. Seems he’s doing the rounds and offering money etc.

We politely declined. The second and third times the same guy contacted us (separate/new accounts each time) we declined again but without the polite element.

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork


"I was asked to take part in a “cat fight” lol.

"

Got this one as well

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

[Removed by poster at 16/10/22 17:05:42]

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I must be boring. No-one wants to get weird with me

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare


"Fella wanted me to be one of a queue of lads to arrive at his house at a planned time slot, go up stairs, give it to his wife bareback from behind (she wouldn't see any of the lads), cum inside, zip up and leave.

Good fun in the end! "

Got this also, and a few similar, and expected to be there in straight away

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Had a guy message me wanting to come and watch me be a man. I jokingly told him I had some shelves I was about to put up and that nearly put him over the edge as that was exactly what he was after. I declined saying I was straight and apparently that was another one of his requirements

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Guy wanted to have sex while I ate cake.. I mean.. I love cake and sex.. But together... Mmmm maybe an éclair

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland


"I was asked to take part in a “cat fight” lol.

"

So you must have been my opponent then as I've had the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be the only one here to:

1. See if any of my message made the cut

2. Get some great ideas for first messages

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Someone said....yes....they'd meet me....that was weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the cat fight one

Another one was to meet half a mile from his house for some car fun before his wife served the dinner

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"I must be boring. No-one wants to get weird with me"

You got mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for sharing.

Think you won your own thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy wanted to have sex while I ate cake.. I mean.. I love cake and sex.. But together... Mmmm maybe an éclair "

Sure fire way to get indigestion

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

2 recent ones received as first message :

1. Your tits are like sandbags which could hold up the river liffey.

2. I could probably use you as a butt plug, I'm 6ft9in tall, we could be like little and large.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a message from a 65 year woman, who wanted me to be her +1 at her daughter's wedding as she wanted to make her ex husband jealous. She wanted me to kiss her everytime he was looking.

"

Don't leave us hanging lol

Did you do the dolly a solid?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I must be boring. No-one wants to get weird with me

You got mail "

Scratch that

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By *limfitladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm making notes.. I'm always too close to the boring line, don't want to go too mad

But never received anything to compare here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a message from a 65 year woman, who wanted me to be her +1 at her daughter's wedding as she wanted to make her ex husband jealous. She wanted me to kiss her everytime he was looking.

"

Haha,class, I would've done it ,free feed and a day out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One man wanted to buy me really high shoes, money no object and just stand on his back in them and let him take feet pics

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By *ighighdrawMan
over a year ago

Dublin border

I got that message today as well. Eh no... that's all i could say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a message from a 65 year woman, who wanted me to be her +1 at her daughter's wedding as she wanted to make her ex husband jealous. She wanted me to kiss her everytime he was looking.

I politely declined the invite

Don't leave us hanging lol

Did you do the dolly a solid?"

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

we got one from a guy to join him and his mother in her house for dinner. and he would give her plenty of wine which apparently made her horn. then he wanted kev to flirt with her leading up to sex.and then myself and the son would sit there watching it all. lol

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By *amsonite69Man
over a year ago

Belfast

female half of a couple messaged me and what she said was a bit disturbing.. if true somethin aint right in that household

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast


"we got one from a guy to join him and his mother in her house for dinner. and he would give her plenty of wine which apparently made her horn. then he wanted kev to flirt with her leading up to sex.and then myself and the son would sit there watching it all. lol"

This sounds like something from an Iain Banks book!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Sounds like we must unblock single men for a chance of those kinda messages or we're too scary or we're already on these peoples' block list

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

I've had so many..Brest feed, watch me pooping in work, marry an oyster farmer just to name a few..

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Ah I've often been breastfed while I've pooped in work, we all have our kinks as someone mentioned above...

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By *allyCD123TV/TS
over a year ago

Wexford

Had a message randomly out of the blue from a guy who wanted me to store his fetish gear from him and he acted totally as if I had already as y agreed this and couldn’t understand why I couldn’t accommodate his request!! Never talked to him again lol

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By *anny Boy31Man
over a year ago

Belfast all over the Uk and Ireland


"I must be boring. No-one wants to get weird with me"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like fetish preferences to me,on a swiger site some people's fetish can kink can be too taboo on a platform like this

No different to straight guys looking for blow jobs from bisexual / gay men

One is more normalised than the other

Mehhh...I'm still calling sticking a banana up your arse in the Tesco fruit and veg aisle and pooping it out on cam pretty out there"

Why Tesco?

Does he not like Dunnes?

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By *oxAndKCouple
over a year ago

near Dublin ;)

Is the lad who wants a gang of us lady’s put on bridles and be naked horses in his stables still knocking around? I know a good few I’d us got that message.

He was actually very sweet and respectful. No judgment here. But I’ve mucked out too many stables in my time to EVER want to be naked in one

Also not sure if we were to share with the horses or would they be gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had so many..Brest feed, watch me pooping in work, marry an oyster farmer just to name a few.."

Did the oyster farmer want you to be mum to his children too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a message ? ..only joking , never received anything like the ones mentioned.

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By *ammyM4NMan
over a year ago

bedlington

Can I squirt it after iv pumped it,

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog


"I've had so many..Brest feed, watch me pooping in work, marry an oyster farmer just to name a few..

Did the oyster farmer want you to be mum to his children too? "

He did indeed and move in with him.

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog


"Sounds like fetish preferences to me,on a swiger site some people's fetish can kink can be too taboo on a platform like this

No different to straight guys looking for blow jobs from bisexual / gay men

One is more normalised than the other

Mehhh...I'm still calling sticking a banana up your arse in the Tesco fruit and veg aisle and pooping it out on cam pretty out there

Every little helps "

that definitely wasn't me.

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby


"I was asked to take part in a “cat fight” lol.

"

Mrs has been offered numerous catfights, I dont know what he thinks she is!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like fetish preferences to me,on a swiger site some people's fetish can kink can be too taboo on a platform like this

No different to straight guys looking for blow jobs from bisexual / gay men

One is more normalised than the other

Mehhh...I'm still calling sticking a banana up your arse in the Tesco fruit and veg aisle and pooping it out on cam pretty out there

Every little helps that definitely wasn't me. "

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By *ickyAthleticMan
over a year ago

Galway

I just dont get the whole defecating thing. Its disgusting like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One lad messaged me offering me a few Bob to suck on my toes **vomit**

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By *osBeautifuksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin (sometimes London)

Once. From a Nigerian prince. But i think he was looking to screw me in a different way.

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

I used to get messages from a guy who wanted me to go shopping with him and he would be wearing his sister's underwear

B x

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Once. From a Nigerian prince. But i think he was looking to screw me in a different way."

You could have been loaded by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That he wishes i was his step sister

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By *osBeautifuksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin (sometimes London)


"Once. From a Nigerian prince. But i think he was looking to screw me in a different way.

You could have been loaded by now "

Where would he make the deposit!?!?!?

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By *rishOak12Man
over a year ago

D

Got a message from a guy even thought am straight , he wanted me to meet him and his brother wtf like sick sick bhoys

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Some random guy messaged to ask if I'd have a catfight with his girlfriend in hotel room while he watched!

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

Guy wanted me to fuck his sister while he watched and played with himself.

It was a very easy one to say no to.

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

This one wanted to deficate on me and rub it all over me . Nearly puked omg . What kind of people get enjoyment from that

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By *carlett AngelWoman
over a year ago

NI


"I've had so many..Brest feed, watch me pooping in work, marry an oyster farmer just to name a few..

Did the oyster farmer want you to be mum to his children too?

He did indeed and move in with him. "

Dear Lord, there must be a whole herd of “human cows” by now. Form an orderly queue ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Weirdest” has to be catfight guy

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The only weird ones I can remember was the guy who used to be on here with various different names, all related to the car he claimed to drive.

He was something of a pothead and was utterly delusional. He met someone that I had met a couple of times and became rather possessive of her.

After their first social meet he messaged me asking if she was a tranny and making numerous allegations about stuff she had supposedly said about me. I never replied to him so he got more and more annoying.

Eventually one day he claimed to be sitting outside my house in his big expensive car and wanted me to come out and fight him. He even offered to supply boxing gloves if I would prefer to do it that way.

He didn't realise that the aforementioned lady had told me that he didn't drive and didn't even own a car.

I suggested he should visit a psychiatrist and have a word and he lost the plot completely. The lady in question told me to be careful with him as he had taken her phone one time they met and had gone through it looking for my number. I did get a few iffy calls shortly after but I have no idea if it was this clown or not.

He was a mixture of hilarious and a bit worrying but totally mad.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"The only weird ones I can remember was the guy who used to be on here with various different names, all related to the car he claimed to drive.

He was something of a pothead and was utterly delusional. He met someone that I had met a couple of times and became rather possessive of her.

After their first social meet he messaged me asking if she was a tranny and making numerous allegations about stuff she had supposedly said about me. I never replied to him so he got more and more annoying.

Eventually one day he claimed to be sitting outside my house in his big expensive car and wanted me to come out and fight him. He even offered to supply boxing gloves if I would prefer to do it that way.

He didn't realise that the aforementioned lady had told me that he didn't drive and didn't even own a car.

I suggested he should visit a psychiatrist and have a word and he lost the plot completely. The lady in question told me to be careful with him as he had taken her phone one time they met and had gone through it looking for my number. I did get a few iffy calls shortly after but I have no idea if it was this clown or not.

He was a mixture of hilarious and a bit worrying but totally mad. "

See, it's your stories - only thing I come here for

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The only weird one I can remember was on a previous profile about 5 years ago.

A woman started messaging and every message included the words "green trousers" which was strange but meant nothing to me so I ignored that part of the messages.

Then she started taking about shifts and used various acronyms that I hadn't a clue about either.

Long story short she didn't believe me when I said she was speaking a foreign language and I didn't know what she was on about.

For a minute I thought it was just me and these were all secret fab words and phrases.

Turns out she was a member of the PSNI and was convinced I was someone she worked with because of the pics I had at the time and whatever way my profile was worded.

I thought it was a windup but she was deadly serious. She wasn't threatening at all but just wanted me to admit to being whoever she thought I was.

She obviously wasn't a detective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only weird ones I can remember was the guy who used to be on here with various different names, all related to the car he claimed to drive.

He was something of a pothead and was utterly delusional. He met someone that I had met a couple of times and became rather possessive of her.

After their first social meet he messaged me asking if she was a tranny and making numerous allegations about stuff she had supposedly said about me. I never replied to him so he got more and more annoying.

Eventually one day he claimed to be sitting outside my house in his big expensive car and wanted me to come out and fight him. He even offered to supply boxing gloves if I would prefer to do it that way.

He didn't realise that the aforementioned lady had told me that he didn't drive and didn't even own a car.

I suggested he should visit a psychiatrist and have a word and he lost the plot completely. The lady in question told me to be careful with him as he had taken her phone one time they met and had gone through it looking for my number. I did get a few iffy calls shortly after but I have no idea if it was this clown or not.

He was a mixture of hilarious and a bit worrying but totally mad. "

You and Redjustred need to write a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked to lick a turtle head whilst in a 69 position

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"

See, it's your stories - only thing I come here for "

Could you not have used a better word than "stories"

"Recollections"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Asked to lick a turtle head whilst in a 69 position"

Shit!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"

See, it's your stories - only thing I come here for

Could you not have used a better word than "stories"

"Recollections" "

Memoirs

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"

See, it's your stories - only thing I come here for

Could you not have used a better word than "stories"

"Recollections"

Memoirs "

I'll take that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One if the reason I left fab years ago was because if this.

Woman message me saying her husband found about us and he was gunning for me(never met the woman). Then he messaged me threatening to do me and he had my car reg in the cctv footage from the house and I netter man up and meet him to sort it out.

Tried to explain to them they had the wrong guy. I sent them both a picture to show it wasn't me. It got weird after that, she was convinced I had met her, he saidbu wasn't the guy on the footage but I must of still fucked her as we were both on fab in the same city. In they approached me while out shopping for food. Didn't go to well I ended up popping him one in the mouth after he had tried to head butt me after she had followed me to the car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2... one about a dog and licking and the other asking me if I had daughters

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I have 2... one about a dog and licking and the other asking me if I had daughters "

From the same person? Interesting case study right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have 2... one about a dog and licking and the other asking me if I had daughters

From the same person? Interesting case study right there. "

Lol no two different people

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By *heekyChap93Man
over a year ago

Fucking he'll some of them are rough

But on the other hand, there seems to be an opening for a fab fight club and the potential to make a few pound ha ha

Any potential investors get in touch (only joking, DONT)

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By *lectric cockMan
over a year ago

local


"I used to get messages from a guy who wanted me to go shopping with him and he would be wearing his sister's underwear

B x"

I thought we agreed to keep that a secret

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

A guy who went into graphic detail of what he wanted to do when he broke into my house.

One guy who was fully convinced I was a woman he knew and shopped in his local Tesco's despite the fact I live in Down and he was in Kerry.

A guy who wanted me to ride him bareback nope not the way you think but with my horses bridle in his mouth and ride him around his house naked calling him Red Rum the stud .I hated to break it to him but Red Rum was a gelding

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Reading all this has made me feel a hell of a lot better about myself, I might be sane after all.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"A guy who went into graphic detail of what he wanted to do when he broke into my house.

One guy who was fully convinced I was a woman he knew and shopped in his local Tesco's despite the fact I live in Down and he was in Kerry.

A guy who wanted me to ride him bareback nope not the way you think but with my horses bridle in his mouth and ride him around his house naked calling him Red Rum the stud .I hated to break it to him but Red Rum was a gelding "

Two things I now know about Red Rum ....the other being that his name is Murder spelt backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling left out here, we never get weird messages.

Of course weird is very subjective

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"A guy who went into graphic detail of what he wanted to do when he broke into my house.

One guy who was fully convinced I was a woman he knew and shopped in his local Tesco's despite the fact I live in Down and he was in Kerry.

A guy who wanted me to ride him bareback nope not the way you think but with my horses bridle in his mouth and ride him around his house naked calling him Red Rum the stud .I hated to break it to him but Red Rum was a gelding "

You just picked me up wrong when I said I wanted a bit.

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth


"Feeling left out here, we never get weird messages.

Of course weird is very subjective "

I'll send you one if you want, as long as you don't block me after lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Feeling left out here, we never get weird messages.

Of course weird is very subjective "

That sounds like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling left out here, we never get weird messages.

Of course weird is very subjective

That sounds like a challenge "

Do your worst!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A too young girl invited me to help her reenact a time her stepmum walked in and caught her masturbating.

#1 hell no to the nope

#2 young girls and guys blocked to this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages involving piss and other body functions, things they would do until I vomit, and it just got better from there. I honestly can't recall most as I deliberately skim not read and delete asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then there's the hard-to-believe invitations to places like Europe or the UAE all expenses paid

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"A guy who went into graphic detail of what he wanted to do when he broke into my house.

One guy who was fully convinced I was a woman he knew and shopped in his local Tesco's despite the fact I live in Down and he was in Kerry.

A guy who wanted me to ride him bareback nope not the way you think but with my horses bridle in his mouth and ride him around his house naked calling him Red Rum the stud .I hated to break it to him but Red Rum was a gelding

You just picked me up wrong when I said I wanted a bit."

sorry bout that Rummy

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"A guy who went into graphic detail of what he wanted to do when he broke into my house.

One guy who was fully convinced I was a woman he knew and shopped in his local Tesco's despite the fact I live in Down and he was in Kerry.

A guy who wanted me to ride him bareback nope not the way you think but with my horses bridle in his mouth and ride him around his house naked calling him Red Rum the stud .I hated to break it to him but Red Rum was a gelding "

you should have ... just for the story ... holy crap

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"One if the reason I left fab years ago was because if this.

Woman message me saying her husband found about us and he was gunning for me(never met the woman). Then he messaged me threatening to do me and he had my car reg in the cctv footage from the house and I netter man up and meet him to sort it out.

Tried to explain to them they had the wrong guy. I sent them both a picture to show it wasn't me. It got weird after that, she was convinced I had met her, he saidbu wasn't the guy on the footage but I must of still fucked her as we were both on fab in the same city. In they approached me while out shopping for food. Didn't go to well I ended up popping him one in the mouth after he had tried to head butt me after she had followed me to the car park"

Wtf... what us honestly wrong with people

I can understand why you left after that ...

Muppets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One if the reason I left fab years ago was because if this.

Woman message me saying her husband found about us and he was gunning for me(never met the woman). Then he messaged me threatening to do me and he had my car reg in the cctv footage from the house and I netter man up and meet him to sort it out.

Tried to explain to them they had the wrong guy. I sent them both a picture to show it wasn't me. It got weird after that, she was convinced I had met her, he saidbu wasn't the guy on the footage but I must of still fucked her as we were both on fab in the same city. In they approached me while out shopping for food. Didn't go to well I ended up popping him one in the mouth after he had tried to head butt me after she had followed me to the car park

Wtf... what us honestly wrong with people

I can understand why you left after that ...

Muppets "

Freaked me out to be honest. Lucky I moved counties for work shortly after that and never had the displeasure of bumping into then again

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