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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

G'wan....you know you want to

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

I love sex.its even better when theres someone with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love sex.its even better when theres someone with me"

Splurge there sure....do it twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah memories

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By *aitingstillMan
over a year ago

East of Cork

Need more of it

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By *amien9010Man
over a year ago

ashbourne

Male

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah memories "

Oh it's out there for the taking.... just have to set your inner sexy free on the outside

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By *antanaMan
over a year ago

The Upside Down

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Male"

You are indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah memories

Oh it's out there for the taking.... just have to set your inner sexy free on the outside

I tried and failed miserably

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please "

Would you like ice and a slice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah memories

Oh it's out there for the taking.... just have to set your inner sexy free on the outside

I tried and failed miserably"

Winners never quit & quitters never win.... level up duck

PMA all the way

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By *antanaMan
over a year ago

The Upside Down

Of course, how else would you serve it

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By *lassic guyMan
over a year ago

my bed to your just ask

Come on guys we all no sex is over rated

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By *amien9010Man
over a year ago

ashbourne

Even when I say please, pretty please, ah go on,just short of begging the answer is still NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on guys we all no sex is over rated "

Thank god now I feel better lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How the human race procreates is a mystery lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An orgasm a day keeps the cobwebs away

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

"I love sex.its even better when theres someone with me

Splurge there sure....do it twice

Takes long enough to get one out

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By *amien9010Man
over a year ago

ashbourne

"An orgasm a day keeps the cobwebs away

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works wonders on the biceps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An orgasm a day keeps the cobwebs away

works wonders on the biceps

See!!! Side bene's right there.

You'll be buffed and fluffed in no time, all in one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love sex.its even better when theres someone with me

Splurge there sure....do it twice

Takes long enough to get one out

Well sure it's fun getting there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this where I sign up for the sex?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this where I sign up for the sex?!

Yes, take a sponsor sheet and two semi-perm tattoo numbers for your ass and shoulder.

You'll need to keep them visible at all times for the judges btw or points off

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any."

For sure

And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's enjoying a little lunchtime fun with me?

I'm off for a flutter

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The more you get the more you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The more you get the more you want "

Wise words WP

And I want it all...

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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago

Cork

Sex positively impacts physical and mental health.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Unquenchable thirst for more, harder, deeper, filthier, sweeter, softer, tighter, longer....

*sigh

Love it all

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By *rishOak12Man
over a year ago

Awwwww sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwwww sex

Yeaaaahhh sex

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

"Unquenchable thirst for more, harder, deeper, filthier, sweeter, softer, tighter, longer....

*sigh

Love it all

Sweatier and messier... if those are real words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If sex is on the menu ,I'll have a full 7 courses please...and maybe some seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unquenchable thirst for more, harder, deeper, filthier, sweeter, softer, tighter, longer....

*sigh

Love it all

Sweatier and messier... if those are real words

They're in my vocabulary....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If sex is on the menu ,I'll have a full 7 courses please...and maybe some seconds

My kinda guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If sex is on the menu ,I'll have a full 7 courses please...and maybe some seconds

My kinda guy

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

"Unquenchable thirst for more, harder, deeper, filthier, sweeter, softer, tighter, longer....

*sigh

Love it all

Sweatier and messier... if those are real words

They're in my vocabulary...."

Animalistic..batshitcrazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unquenchable thirst for more, harder, deeper, filthier, sweeter, softer, tighter, longer....

*sigh

Love it all

Sweatier and messier... if those are real words

They're in my vocabulary....

Animalistic..batshitcrazy

Yes to the first

Hell no to the second.... that gets you divorced/blocked/arrested *

*delete as appropriate

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

"Unquenchable thirst for more, harder, deeper, filthier, sweeter, softer, tighter, longer....

*sigh

Love it all

Sweatier and messier... if those are real words

They're in my vocabulary....

Animalistic..batshitcrazy

Yes to the first

Hell no to the second.... that gets you divorced/blocked/arrested *

*delete as appropriate "

Noted

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

For sure

And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours

Unless it’s chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

For sure

And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours

Unless it’s chocolate cake

Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...

only thing missing would be??

Answers on a postcard

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

For sure

And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours

Unless it’s chocolate cake

Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...

only thing missing would be??

Answers on a postcard

Eeh tea... cuddles... or more sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a 3sum last night, the other 2 didn’t turn up but I had a great time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

For sure

And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours

Unless it’s chocolate cake

Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...

only thing missing would be??

Answers on a postcard

Eeh tea... cuddles... or more sex?"

All acceptable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a 3sum last night, the other 2 didn’t turn up but I had a great time "

That's the spirit

Bang one out and make them sorry they never came

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a 3sum last night, the other 2 didn’t turn up but I had a great time

That's the spirit

Bang one out and make them sorry they never came

Yeah exactly! Their loss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a 3sum last night, the other 2 didn’t turn up but I had a great time

That's the spirit

Bang one out and make them sorry they never came

Yeah exactly! Their loss

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

Can't live without

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"I love sex.its even better when theres someone with me

Splurge there sure....do it twice

I've perfected the male multiple organisations.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Remind me again, what is it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Remind me again, what is it ?

Okay, so

Part A Part B

(bit of lube if you need, don'tbe shy whack it on/in)

Swoosh, smoosh, sploosh

Got it?

Excellent

See one, do one, teach one

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By *unguy22123Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Anyone in dublin free for a meet? PM me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone in dublin free for a meet? PM me"

Wrong thread.

Take a left, two doors down, then a right, up the stairs, out the back and down to the shed in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do!…Angrily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whoop!!

Success stories

Gimmie more....

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

[Removed by poster at 13/10/22 16:45:19]

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/22 16:45:19]"

Wrong thread, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/22 16:45:19]"

Awww this made me lol

Sorry you yanked it

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/22 16:45:19]

Awww this made me lol

Sorry you yanked it

I thought I was on the "Anal" thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/22 16:45:19]

Awww this made me lol

Sorry you yanked it

I thought I was on the "Anal" thread

Easy mistake to make

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We welcome all sex on this thread

Here any hole really is a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to join me xx

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Remind me again, what is it ?

Okay, so

Part A Part B

(bit of lube if you need, don'tbe shy whack it on/in)

Swoosh, smoosh, sploosh

Got it?

Excellent

See one, do one, teach one

Gotcha!

The theory is good, do you teach practical too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/10/22 17:46:16]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Remind me again, what is it ?

Okay, so

Part A Part B

(bit of lube if you need, don'tbe shy whack it on/in)

Swoosh, smoosh, sploosh

Got it?

Excellent

See one, do one, teach one

Gotcha!

The theory is good, do you teach practical too?

Alas online classes only for now

No availability for my in person 1-1 sessions for the foreseeable

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Remind me again, what is it ?

Okay, so

Part A Part B

(bit of lube if you need, don'tbe shy whack it on/in)

Swoosh, smoosh, sploosh

Got it?

Excellent

See one, do one, teach one

Gotcha!

The theory is good, do you teach practical too?

Alas online classes only for now

No availability for my in person 1-1 sessions for the foreseeable

I'll sign up for a class or two

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Remind me again, what is it ?

Okay, so

Part A Part B

(bit of lube if you need, don'tbe shy whack it on/in)

Swoosh, smoosh, sploosh

Got it?

Excellent

See one, do one, teach one

Gotcha!

The theory is good, do you teach practical too?

Alas online classes only for now

No availability for my in person 1-1 sessions for the foreseeable

I'll sign up for a class or two "

Watch this spa e....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

For sure

And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours

Unless it’s chocolate cake

Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...

only thing missing would be??

Answers on a postcard

Sex,cake, a blindfold, some soft rope, more sex ,a paddle , toys , more sex ,a shower , some drinks , more cake , a massage, more sex, round it of with laze in a tub full of bubbles with a glass of prosecco to soothe the aching muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better with someone than doing it on your own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

For sure

And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours

Unless it’s chocolate cake

Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...

only thing missing would be??

Answers on a postcard

Where have you been all my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

For sure

And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours

Unless it’s chocolate cake

Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...

only thing missing would be??

Answers on a postcard

Where have you been all my life

I've been down in the shed where you sent the fella earlier...waiting for a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

For sure

And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours

Unless it’s chocolate cake

Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...

only thing missing would be??

Answers on a postcard

Where have you been all my life

I've been down in the shed where you sent the fella earlier...waiting for a meet

Ahahahaha was he good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I want sex badly all the time lol

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Yeah its great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

For sure

And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours

Unless it’s chocolate cake

Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...

only thing missing would be??

Answers on a postcard

Where have you been all my life

I've been down in the shed where you sent the fella earlier...waiting for a meet

Ahahahaha was he good?"

He was already gone by the time I got there....lack of patience perhaps

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By *0nnyMan
over a year ago

walsall

It’s great but not often enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s great but not often enough

It's quite literally... in your hands

Enjoy the little things in life as well as the big

No one there to interrupt your orgasm with 'can you go a bit faster?' Or 'just up a bit and to the left'... right as it's hitting the mark for you yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No one to get annoyed if you stop to answer a text that you know is a sext from a hottie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one to get annoyed if you stop to answer a text that you know is a sext from a hottie

Advocating the benefits of self care there yeah

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By *unFellaMan
over a year ago

Derry

Sex comes in so many different forms and I wont rest till I’ve tried them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one to get annoyed if you stop to answer a text that you know is a sext from a hottie

Advocating the benefits of self care there yeah

Solo sex is a different kind of satisfying but variety is the spicier side of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one to get annoyed if you stop to answer a text that you know is a sext from a hottie

Advocating the benefits of self care there yeah

Solo sex is a different kind of satisfying but variety is the spicier side of life

Absolutely, and there are also so many spices to be experienced

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How may chili's do you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How may chili's do you like?"

Many? Not sure , I like a bit of a kick in a dish, but not the anaphylactic shock strength type chillis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How may chili's do you like?

Many? Not sure , I like a bit of a kick in a dish, but not the anaphylactic shock strength type chillis"

3 out of 5 then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where I sign up for the sex?!

Yes, take a sponsor sheet and two semi-perm tattoo numbers for your ass and shoulder.

You'll need to keep them visible at all times for the judges btw or points off

All set here! Ass tattoo might need a final bit of pressure to insure successful skin contact. A few slaps should do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this where I sign up for the sex?!

Yes, take a sponsor sheet and two semi-perm tattoo numbers for your ass and shoulder.

You'll need to keep them visible at all times for the judges btw or points off

All set here! Ass tattoo might need a final bit of pressure to insure successful skin contact. A few slaps should do it!

Assume the position

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooohhh it's Friday..... time to get the good knickers out & all spruced up for some hot weekend nights and fun sex

Making plans and titillating can be as exciting as the fun itself

Who enjoys pregaming with a naughty sext or challenge... wearing something TO your date or meet to get your party started

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Sex???whats that?what do you eat with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex???whats that?what do you eat with?

Best to approach as you would an allyoucaneat lobster buffet....

Clear the decks, don't wear anything you won't mind getting messy and dig in with both hands and mouth and whatever you need til the sweet buttery juices are flowing and dripping from your chin

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By *antanaMan
over a year ago

The Upside Down

Nothing yet but I'll keep ye updated

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Sex???whats that?what do you eat with?

Best to approach as you would an allyoucaneat lobster buffet....

Clear the decks, don't wear anything you won't mind getting messy and dig in with both hands and mouth and whatever you need til the sweet buttery juices are flowing and dripping from your chin

Oh ffs ...

no wonder i never had it.i dont do seafood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex???whats that?what do you eat with?

Best to approach as you would an allyoucaneat lobster buffet....

Clear the decks, don't wear anything you won't mind getting messy and dig in with both hands and mouth and whatever you need til the sweet buttery juices are flowing and dripping from your chin

Oh ffs ...

no wonder i never had it.i dont do seafood

Lol

As you would not as you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing yet but I'll keep ye updated

Excellent

Love to hear all about it

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By *antanaMan
over a year ago

The Upside Down

I'll be sure to let you know the ins and outs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be sure to let you know the ins and outs

Don't forget the ups and downs

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