FabSwingers.com forum: Poke your eye out dick pics

By *heBlowins OP Couple
over a year ago

West Cork

There are dick pics.. and there are poke-you-in-the-eye/zoomed in slit/I'm cumming for you! dick pics...

No judgement.. just curious who likes this angle?

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Some men do

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

If I had a dick that could poke my eye out I'd be proud of it too

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"There are dick pics.. and there are poke-you-in-the-eye/zoomed in slit/I'm cumming for you! dick pics...

No judgement.. just curious who likes this angle? "

Maybe hold the phone a little further away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are dick pics.. and there are poke-you-in-the-eye/zoomed in slit/I'm cumming for you! dick pics...

Zombie apocalypse dicks are the worst

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By *MAsMan
over a year ago

Craigavon

Check my photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TINY bit of judgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check my photos

Excellent flagpole positioning....

Sufficient mystique....

Top bins

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check my photos

Excellent flagpole positioning....

Sufficient mystique....

Top bins

Like exhibit A on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent dick to no-dick pic ratio

Are those actually plasters on you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check my photos

Excellent flagpole positioning....

Sufficient mystique....

Top bins

Like exhibit A on my profile

you are not wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only time I want to nearly have my eye poked by a duck would be in person

(OK so I meant dick but that's funny)

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By *ro_boner_publicoMan
over a year ago

North County

90%+ of the compliments I get on my dick pics are from men and if someone in a couple finds the physical dick fascinating it's always the male, with women regarding it as simply the business end of a whole package.

I'm beginning to think they're more like territorial birdsong; a male performance for males, which establishes an environment suitable for a mating call targeting females.

I enjoy my dick pics enough that I leave them up despite how often women say they'd be more attracted to a shirtless pic.

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By *ro_boner_publicoMan
over a year ago

North County

The point being that a lot of dick photos make more sense if you realise the poster is fluffing their plumage as best they can rather than presenting an attractive vista for mates.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Decent dick to no-dick pic ratio

Are those actually plasters on you?"

Ya, I think there might have been something on the forum about male grooming or being careful shaving at the time (just to ad some context….

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Plasters are normal size…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only time I want to nearly have my eye poked by a duck would be in person

(OK so I meant dick but that's funny)"

What’s the quack

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By *heBlowins OP Couple
over a year ago

West Cork

"TINY bit of judgy"

I don't mind that others may enjoy this angle (or anything).. asking if anyone enjoys something doesn't mean I'm judging them and putting a light hearted spin on the question carries no intention that I think lesser of anyone.

I'm simply curious about how other people perceive things. Not sure how to ask how people feel about things without asking?

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By *heBlowins OP Couple
over a year ago

West Cork

"The point being that a lot of dick photos make more sense if you realise the poster is fluffing their plumage as best they can rather than presenting an attractive vista for mates."

Like a bunch of birds of paradise we are

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The only time I want to nearly have my eye poked by a duck would be in person

(OK so I meant dick but that's funny)"

I presume you got my message to day I'm bringing a duck home for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only time I want to nearly have my eye poked by a duck would be in person

Gotta love a good ducking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent dick to no-dick pic ratio

Are those actually plasters on you?

Ya, I think there might have been something on the forum about male grooming or being careful shaving at the time (just to ad some context….

)

Plasters are normal size…..

That's a good scale-evidencer there

(Yes I know that's not a word )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only time I want to nearly have my eye poked by a duck would be in person

Gotta love a good ducking

Quack one off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only time I want to nearly have my eye poked by a duck would be in person

(OK so I meant dick but that's funny)

I presume you got my message to day I'm bringing a duck home for you

Would expect nothing less.from ya lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with it, so long as there are other pics too

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

"There are dick pics.. and there are poke-you-in-the-eye/zoomed in slit/I'm cumming for you! dick pics...

No judgement.. just curious who likes this angle? "

Very short sighted people, No brainer really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be all about that false perspective

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol

"The point being that a lot of dick photos make more sense if you realise the poster is fluffing their plumage as best they can rather than presenting an attractive vista for mates."

This made me laugh... Im not sure if its true but its an interesting perspective. and my mind works well with metaphors

MsF

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By *unFellaMan
over a year ago

Derry

"The only time I want to nearly have my eye poked by a duck would be in person

(OK so I meant dick but that's funny)"

Nah man love a good duck

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By *itty369Woman
over a year ago

Munster somewhere sometime

I dont mind dick pics in people's profiles, that's up to individuals what they want to show, I am not a fan of them in private messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get most of my compliments from guys which nice..but not my target audience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compliments about my weiner that is

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