FabSwingers.com forum: Body types explained...? Ample to large... Average to dad bod to sporty

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I prob consider my self average to dad bod.... What do you think you are for reference......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prob consider my self average to dad bod.... What do you think you are for reference...... "

Massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average, which is why we say so in our profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Massive as in great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Massive as in great

No just massive Massive

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By *rank7737Man
over a year ago

Well definitely below average dad bod here also lol so i will happily continue to punch above my weight hahaha

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm hiding a six-pack somewhere...oh yeah, in the fridge

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Fairly fit relative to my age

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Massive as in great

No just massive Massive"

Nope not massive at all imo, bigger lady or maybe voluptuous... not near massive

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Athletic even though I can't run the length of myself but I'm toned enough to get away with it and I'm never calling myself average again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average here too fond of my sweet treats and pints of Guinness for the 6 pack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Massive as in great

No just massive Massive

Nope not massive at all imo, bigger lady or maybe voluptuous... not near massive

I agree shes fab.... Whats ample and large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athletic even though I can't run the length of myself but I'm toned enough to get away with it and I'm never calling myself average again. "

Imo you have the best body ive seen on fab yet.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Pumped,shredded, tall dark and handsome, hung like a horse and with the youth of yesterday...

What

Shut up you guys ...

I'm manifesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d consider myself strong but could definitely lose 10kg to be ‘lean’. I’m too fond of food

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"I’d consider myself strong but could definitely lose 10kg to be ‘lean’. I’m too fond of food

Each just eat loads of spinach...

Look a popeye

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Fat chick

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Feck knows if I'm honest I've wobbly fat bits but I've been told before I'm too heavy to be curvy (fair point some of my curves go in the wrong direction), I put large was told I'm not big enough to be large,had fabulous I was told I'm not that either,so I went for average and I ain't flipping changing it again no matter what anyone's says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d consider myself strong but could definitely lose 10kg to be ‘lean’. I’m too fond of food

Each just eat loads of spinach...

Look a popeye

I known the f*cker. I love spinach but I never think of buying it when I’m shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hot hot chick

Fixed that for ya

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"I’d consider myself strong but could definitely lose 10kg to be ‘lean’. I’m too fond of food

Each just eat loads of spinach...

Look a popeye

I known the f*cker. I love spinach but I never think of buying it when I’m shopping. "

Key to success... only spinach

And after about a week ... if you find yourself in life or death situation... you could probably shit bullets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm curvy, i have fat but I can deadlift 110kg

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Im a human version of a penguin even have the mad walk down thanks to me gammy ankle himself is muscular even though he thinks hes average

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Im a human version of a penguin even have the mad walk down thanks to me gammy ankle himself is muscular even though he thinks hes average"

Ah stop will ya .. he's totally average ...

Ffs .... all I can hear now is team tune for earth worm Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im lucky i think my layer of dinners have all sat in the right places. Lol.... As i eat dumplings in a place called bullet unreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d class myself as hairy dad body

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d class myself as hairy dad body"

Very lean for a dad bod... So your up there on the dad bod scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d class myself as hairy dad body

Very lean for a dad bod... So your up there on the dad bod scale

Thanks

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Im a human version of a penguin even have the mad walk down thanks to me gammy ankle himself is muscular even though he thinks hes average

Ah stop will ya .. he's totally average ...

Ffs .... all I can hear now is team tune for earth worm Jim

His reasoning is that everyones views on body type is different. One persons view of athletic is different to another so he says its easier to let people decide for themselves than give himself a label

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal.

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

Slim ie shit bod the opposite to dad, Kate moss would kill for my wee legs

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Slim ie shit bod the opposite to dad, Kate moss would kill for my wee legs"

You have a slimie shit bod ???

Thats harsh

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By *ifewantstoplayCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

Heading towards Athletic or Sporty I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heading towards Athletic or Sporty I think"

For SURE

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By *unFellaMan
over a year ago

Derry

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By *unFellaMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I’d consider myself strong but could definitely lose 10kg to be ‘lean’. I’m too fond of food

Never have I related to a post more in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's athletic cos he's fit AF. I'm fat but since that isn't an option, I settled for ample.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ample is such a great word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely average few things I need to improve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've changed a bit since I joined fab so had changed it from Average to Athletic but didn't feel right so changed back again then to slim even though I've soft bits. Just nothing is quite right

Not sure many read it if you have pics up, sure they can see and decide for themselves

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol

I think it's fair to say that I, MrF, am 'slim' more than anything else.

Whereas I don't think Fab have an option that does MsF justice in my humble opinion!

Is 'swooooon' a body type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see so many women on here putting themselves in we say a bigger category of body type than they actually are.

Also see a lot of men claiming to be athletic body type and they definitely are not hahahahaha

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By *onesome swingerMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm a medium or is that average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a free form box maybe?

12 characters or less

Plenty on here are so lush.

What would you call yourself if you could free type?

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"I see so many women on here putting themselves in we say a bigger category of body type than they actually are.

Also see a lot of men claiming to be athletic body type and they definitely are not hahahahaha "

Fuckin wanna bes lol

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Can we have a free form box maybe?

12 characters or less

Plenty on here are so lush.

What would you call yourself if you could free type?"

Firecracker

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By *ORETHANUSCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

we have said athletic but are open to changing that based on feedback. For what its worth all types of body type are sexy when the owner is comfortable as that oozes appeal

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

I'm down as average but I keep being told I'm dad bod. Don't know what the difference is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing of note. Just an an average guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing of note. Just an an average guy."

With an extremely naughty glint and a sexy mind

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By *osBeautifuksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin (sometimes London)

"I see so many women on here putting themselves in we say a bigger category of body type than they actually are.

Also see a lot of men claiming to be athletic body type and they definitely are not hahahahaha "

YES!! I had a horrid coffee meet when a guy got really pissy because I had said I was curvy and apparently I’m “skinny”. I’ve since changed that description to average. It’s frustrating.

Neither of us are athletic but we are fit and strong so “average” it is.

Argh. I hate “average”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite average, not quite athletic. Cute to middlin' hai

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's not start on fab height...

Subtract a few inches

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

I consider myself a wobbly wonder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a good question! I'm petite with boobs, gym fit but not athletic. Not sure what category I fall into

like to think maybe curvy?

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By *alwayVixenWoman
over a year ago

Galway

Double-jointed

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

"Double-jointed

Ooooooooooo hellooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I’m average bordering on dad bod. Trying to get a bit leaner and a bit more muscular. Wanna be more brawny in other words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a good question! I'm petite with boobs, gym fit but not athletic. Not sure what category I fall into

like to think maybe curvy? "

Trust me fit and curvy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I see so many women on here putting themselves in we say a bigger category of body type than they actually are.

Also see a lot of men claiming to be athletic body type and they definitely are not hahahahaha

YES!! I had a horrid coffee meet when a guy got really pissy because I had said I was curvy and apparently I’m “skinny”. I’ve since changed that description to average. It’s frustrating.

Neither of us are athletic but we are fit and strong so “average” it is.

Argh. I hate “average”"

The neck of him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So of average is a bad word whats the substitute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So of average is a bad word whats the substitute"

In decent shape?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like it.... Profile will be updated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely need to make more of the blurb of the bio than the tick boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely need to make more of the blurb of the bio than the tick boxes

Your bio definitely ticks some of my boxes...and what a shame my age doesn't tick yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely need to make more of the blurb of the bio than the tick boxes

Your bio definitely ticks some of my boxes...and what a shame my age doesn't tick yours

Ha....check your own age limits lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely need to make more of the blurb of the bio than the tick boxes

Your bio definitely ticks some of my boxes...and what a shame my age doesn't tick yours

Ha....check your own age limits lover

You're right haha! Well limits are there to be pushed...so come join me if you'd like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely need to make more of the blurb of the bio than the tick boxes

Your bio definitely ticks some of my boxes...and what a shame my age doesn't tick yours

Ha....check your own age limits lover

You're right haha! Well limits are there to be pushed...so come join me if you'd like

Is the water warm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course, come on in and see if we can heat it up even more..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course, come on in and see if we can heat it up even more.."

I'll get my snorkel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course, come on in and see if we can heat it up even more..

I'll get my snorkel

Perfect. Can explore together, the wetter the better

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I love when people tell other people what their body type is.... like they never looked in a mirror

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By *XlalaXXWoman
over a year ago

tipperary

Wish there was a barrel option

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

"Wish there was a barrel option

I'd love to tap a barrel

Google that

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

"Heading towards Athletic or Sporty I think"

Or unbelievable

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Fabulous as it says on profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love when people tell other people what their body type is.... like they never looked in a mirror

Everyone can have an opinion, not agreeing with them doesn't make them wrong

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Slim but curvy whatever that option is

With gammy knees

B x

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By *ifewantstoplayCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

"Heading towards Athletic or Sporty I think

Or unbelievable

I’ll take that lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own description would be cuddly, muscley dad bod.

In fab terms though its average

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Voluptuous here, Mr is average.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I've average up, then again there's no such thing as an average body type. So if I go by average weight, I'm below average.

Anyhow who cares about labels? Goggle the pics* and see if they get your juices running.

*beware of momentary photo edit cures

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

I have such a beautiful six pack I added a few layers of fat over it to protect it

Lol

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By *ickyAthleticMan
over a year ago

Galway

I'm down as athletic, and hopefully I can hold on to it for another while!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm down as average. But I'm bigger than the average dadbod. My build is more like a chubby rugby player. Or that of a powerlifter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slim but curvy whatever that option is

With gammy knees

B x"

Dont get me started on you... Is there a phenomenal option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reference would be a complex pear shape.

Average around the shoulders and boobs.

Large around the Center, with a soft belly, but you can still distinguish a waistline

Ample around the bottom, with a nice curvature towards the Hips, thighs and ass. Wearing Size 14 but looks 18. Shorty too.

I love my body but also been wanting to change a few things (belly), then when I see someone really enjoying and getting so much pleasure of it, I love it more.

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Athletic I would say. Cant a woman be curvy and athletic at the same time?

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Reference would be a complex pear shape.

Average around the shoulders and boobs.

Large around the Center, with a soft belly, but you can still distinguish a waistline

Ample around the bottom, with a nice curvature towards the Hips, thighs and ass. Wearing Size 14 but looks 18. Shorty too.

I love my body but also been wanting to change a few things (belly), then when I see someone really enjoying and getting so much pleasure of it, I love it more.

Ahh honest and articulate...thats hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim to Athletic for both of us Pa a “not bad for your age” !!

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By *amson4DelilahCouple
over a year ago

ballina

Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol "

Looks pretty dam fine from where I'm standing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course, come on in and see if we can heat it up even more..

I'll get my snorkel

Just have to ask... you fancy lowering your age range for talking down to 32?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Doesn't matter how you describe yourself - someone will always have a different interpretation.

There was a time I described myself as slim but felt it better describes the dainty, petite slim body - at 5'8, I have a pretty solid bone structure and am not as toned as I was a couple of years ago so average it is, although I have curves in the right places. I could call myself fabulous as per Fab's available descriptors too.

I don't like average as a description because I'm just not as a person, in body, mind or spirit.

I'm quirky, I'm me, you either like me or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn't matter how you describe yourself - someone will always have a different interpretation.

I don't like average as a description because I'm just not as a person, in body, mind or spirit.

I'm quirky, I'm me, you either like me or not

There should a "happy with my body" option..... But your other has to be hapoy woth what hes got

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By *amson4DelilahCouple
over a year ago

ballina

"Doesn't matter how you describe yourself - someone will always have a different interpretation.

I don't like average as a description because I'm just not as a person, in body, mind or spirit.

I'm quirky, I'm me, you either like me or not

Love this, it's as if I wrote it.. lol

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By *amson4DelilahCouple
over a year ago

ballina

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

Looks pretty dam fine from where I'm standing

Lol.. thanks. In fairness I'm very comfortable with how I look, but Damn.. your profile is hot.. now abs like that would intimate the hell out of me though

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By *xpandmyhorizonsMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

Average to dad bod here

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

Looks pretty dam fine from where I'm standing

Lol.. thanks. In fairness I'm very comfortable with how I look, but Damn.. your profile is hot.. now abs like that would intimate the hell out of me though

Intimate is not the reaction I look for haha.

But seriously is that a thing? Would a woman be intimidated because a guy is too fit?? Not that im saying I am. But if I am my head balances it out

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By *amson4DelilahCouple
over a year ago

ballina

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

Looks pretty dam fine from where I'm standing

Lol.. thanks. In fairness I'm very comfortable with how I look, but Damn.. your profile is hot.. now abs like that would intimate the hell out of me though

Intimate is not the reaction I look for haha.

But seriously is that a thing? Would a woman be intimidated because a guy is too fit?? Not that im saying I am. But if I am my head balances it out

I'm only speaking for myself, but ya, too fit & hot would intimidate me, I like to be the hottest in the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Farm strong... Is another good description.... Strong with a acceptable layer of padding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prob consider my self average to dad bod.... What do you think you are for reference...... "

Size and shape can be subjective

On persons average could be another's athletic.

Pictures paint a 1000 words but easy for girls to put a dress size, that gives an accurate assessment of body size and shape.

Not so easy for guys but height weight chest and waist would be a good indicator. As long as its not 32 waist underneath a 50" belly hangover

And its accurate

5'6" chest 44 waist 32 with no hangover weight 180lbs or 81 kg or 12 stone 12

What's that make me?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I prob consider my self average to dad bod.... What do you think you are for reference......

Size and shape can be subjective

On persons average could be another's athletic.

Pictures paint a 1000 words but easy for girls to put a dress size, that gives an accurate assessment of body size and shape.

Not so easy for guys but height weight chest and waist would be a good indicator. As long as its not 32 waist underneath a 50" belly hangover

And its accurate

5'6" chest 44 waist 32 with no hangover weight 180lbs or 81 kg or 12 stone 12

What's that make me?

Dress size for ladies are just as inaccurate.

Just ask the ladies about how different stores do their sizing. Most of us have preferred brands because of sizing/fit based on body shape.

I might buy a 10 in one store but a 12, possibly even 14 in the next. I also buy my bikini/lingerie as separates because I'm not the same size on top as on bottoms.

Good luck asking for measurements including weight, body fat and muscle mass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prob consider my self average to dad bod.... What do you think you are for reference......

Size and shape can be subjective

On persons average could be another's athletic.

Pictures paint a 1000 words but easy for girls to put a dress size, that gives an accurate assessment of body size and shape.

Not so easy for guys but height weight chest and waist would be a good indicator. As long as its not 32 waist underneath a 50" belly hangover

And its accurate

5'6" chest 44 waist 32 with no hangover weight 180lbs or 81 kg or 12 stone 12

What's that make me?

Dress size for ladies are just as inaccurate.

Just ask the ladies about how different stores do their sizing. Most of us have preferred brands because of sizing/fit based on body shape.

I might buy a 10 in one store but a 12, possibly even 14 in the next. I also buy my bikini/lingerie as separates because I'm not the same size on top as on bottoms.

Good luck asking for measurements including weight, body fat and muscle mass.

I've come to the conclusion that I am no size, at least not one that's catered for in shops. When I win the lottery a personal dressmaker will be my first hire.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I prob consider my self average to dad bod.... What do you think you are for reference......

Size and shape can be subjective

On persons average could be another's athletic.

Pictures paint a 1000 words but easy for girls to put a dress size, that gives an accurate assessment of body size and shape.

Not so easy for guys but height weight chest and waist would be a good indicator. As long as its not 32 waist underneath a 50" belly hangover

And its accurate

5'6" chest 44 waist 32 with no hangover weight 180lbs or 81 kg or 12 stone 12

What's that make me?

Dress size for ladies are just as inaccurate.

Just ask the ladies about how different stores do their sizing. Most of us have preferred brands because of sizing/fit based on body shape.

I might buy a 10 in one store but a 12, possibly even 14 in the next. I also buy my bikini/lingerie as separates because I'm not the same size on top as on bottoms.

Good luck asking for measurements including weight, body fat and muscle mass.

I've come to the conclusion that I am no size, at least not one that's catered for in shops. When I win the lottery a personal dressmaker will be my first hire."

That, and a personal chef

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By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere

I would describe myself as a lean mean sarcastic bitch whose punching with a hot as fook man

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By *exysamXXXWoman
over a year ago

The Land of Make Believe

I'm just an average kinda girl with an average body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prob consider my self average to dad bod.... What do you think you are for reference......

Size and shape can be subjective

On persons average could be another's athletic.

Pictures paint a 1000 words but easy for girls to put a dress size, that gives an accurate assessment of body size and shape.

Not so easy for guys but height weight chest and waist would be a good indicator. As long as its not 32 waist underneath a 50" belly hangover

And its accurate

5'6" chest 44 waist 32 with no hangover weight 180lbs or 81 kg or 12 stone 12

What's that make me?

Dress size for ladies are just as inaccurate.

Just ask the ladies about how different stores do their sizing. Most of us have preferred brands because of sizing/fit based on body shape.

I might buy a 10 in one store but a 12, possibly even 14 in the next. I also buy my bikini/lingerie as separates because I'm not the same size on top as on bottoms.

Good luck asking for measurements including weight, body fat and muscle mass.

Sizing is ridiculous, I've bought jeans in a shop same size same style different colours one wouldn't go up by my knees.

I recently cleared my stash of bras all the same size - 42 of them didn't fit ( bought over the last number of years)

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By *ountingsheepMan
over a year ago

Somewhere between average and a sheet of paper for myself

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I prob consider my self average to dad bod.... What do you think you are for reference......

Size and shape can be subjective

On persons average could be another's athletic.

Pictures paint a 1000 words but easy for girls to put a dress size, that gives an accurate assessment of body size and shape.

Not so easy for guys but height weight chest and waist would be a good indicator. As long as its not 32 waist underneath a 50" belly hangover

And its accurate

5'6" chest 44 waist 32 with no hangover weight 180lbs or 81 kg or 12 stone 12

What's that make me?

Dress size for ladies are just as inaccurate.

Just ask the ladies about how different stores do their sizing. Most of us have preferred brands because of sizing/fit based on body shape.

I might buy a 10 in one store but a 12, possibly even 14 in the next. I also buy my bikini/lingerie as separates because I'm not the same size on top as on bottoms.

Good luck asking for measurements including weight, body fat and muscle mass.

Sizing is ridiculous, I've bought jeans in a shop same size same style different colours one wouldn't go up by my knees.

I recently cleared my stash of bras all the same size - 42 of them didn't fit ( bought over the last number of years) "

You threw out 42 bra's ....how many have you left DD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prob consider my self average to dad bod.... What do you think you are for reference......

Size and shape can be subjective

On persons average could be another's athletic.

Pictures paint a 1000 words but easy for girls to put a dress size, that gives an accurate assessment of body size and shape.

Not so easy for guys but height weight chest and waist would be a good indicator. As long as its not 32 waist underneath a 50" belly hangover

And its accurate

5'6" chest 44 waist 32 with no hangover weight 180lbs or 81 kg or 12 stone 12

What's that make me?

Dress size for ladies are just as inaccurate.

Just ask the ladies about how different stores do their sizing. Most of us have preferred brands because of sizing/fit based on body shape.

I might buy a 10 in one store but a 12, possibly even 14 in the next. I also buy my bikini/lingerie as separates because I'm not the same size on top as on bottoms.

Good luck asking for measurements including weight, body fat and muscle mass.

Sizing is ridiculous, I've bought jeans in a shop same size same style different colours one wouldn't go up by my knees.

I recently cleared my stash of bras all the same size - 42 of them didn't fit ( bought over the last number of years)

You threw out 42 bra's ....how many have you left DD "

5 lol

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

Looks pretty dam fine from where I'm standing

Lol.. thanks. In fairness I'm very comfortable with how I look, but Damn.. your profile is hot.. now abs like that would intimate the hell out of me though

Intimate is not the reaction I look for haha.

But seriously is that a thing? Would a woman be intimidated because a guy is too fit?? Not that im saying I am. But if I am my head balances it out

I'm only speaking for myself, but ya, too fit & hot would intimidate me, I like to be the hottest in the room

This is a terrible terrible development lolol

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet

Just a thought , the average size of a woman in Ireland is 16 , does that help , wish I knew what it was for men

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By *anandJCouple
over a year ago

Citywest

"Just a thought , the average size of a woman in Ireland is 16 , does that help , wish I knew what it was for men "

Well then I’m above average

There are pics on our profile that show how much

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By *ddict82Man
over a year ago

dublin

Id say athletic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id say athletic

I concur

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By *ddict82Man
over a year ago

dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would’ve said athletic but it seems that’s what ‘built’ lads call themselves on here so in that case I’m ‘slim’

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

I've myself down as curvy because I've got lots of curves. I could p put athletic because I'm really active and fitter than i look, but I don't necessarily have a traditionally athletic body. Everyone is comfortable with different descriptions of themselves, each to their own and all that.

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By *londy84Man
over a year ago

Scotstown

I'm fit

Maybe atletic

And dick is small too medium

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Since Darts is an offical sport that makes me athletic I suppose

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"I prob consider my self average to dad bod.... What do you think you are for reference......

Size and shape can be subjective

On persons average could be another's athletic.

Pictures paint a 1000 words but easy for girls to put a dress size, that gives an accurate assessment of body size and shape.

Not so easy for guys but height weight chest and waist would be a good indicator. As long as its not 32 waist underneath a 50" belly hangover

And its accurate

5'6" chest 44 waist 32 with no hangover weight 180lbs or 81 kg or 12 stone 12

What's that make me?

Found of numbers

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I consider myself cuddly build for comfort not for speed

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Just a thought , the average size of a woman in Ireland is 16 , does that help , wish I knew what it was for men "

Medium to large

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

This tred might make ya insecure

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By *amson4DelilahCouple
over a year ago

ballina

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

Looks pretty dam fine from where I'm standing

Lol.. thanks. In fairness I'm very comfortable with how I look, but Damn.. your profile is hot.. now abs like that would intimate the hell out of me though

Intimate is not the reaction I look for haha.

But seriously is that a thing? Would a woman be intimidated because a guy is too fit?? Not that im saying I am. But if I am my head balances it out

I'm only speaking for myself, but ya, too fit & hot would intimidate me, I like to be the hottest in the room

This is a terrible terrible development lolol"

Lol, well humor does ease intimidation for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say I'm a dad bod maybe I dunno /average, feedback very much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we should ban the word average feck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree, how about decent, I've a decent bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol "

What I don’t get is why the ‘Mom Bod’ isn’t championed as much as the ‘Dad bod’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we should ban the word average feck it "

You definitely have a cracking body btw, 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

What I don’t get is why the ‘Mom Bod’ isn’t championed as much as the ‘Dad bod’."

Is the Dad bod championed? I think men are under more pressure than ever to have a gym honed physique, whereas women are allowed to "embrace their curves"

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By *antanaMan
over a year ago

The Upside Down

Could someone please tell me what they think I am ? Don't worry I won't be offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could someone please tell me what they think I am ? Don't worry I won't be offended

I would say slim to average from what I can see

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

What I don’t get is why the ‘Mom Bod’ isn’t championed as much as the ‘Dad bod’.

Is the Dad bod championed? I think men are under more pressure than ever to have a gym honed physique, whereas women are allowed to "embrace their curves""

Your a straight shooter ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could someone please tell me what they think I am ? Don't worry I won't be offended

Yummy

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Could someone please tell me what they think I am ? Don't worry I won't be offended

"
Your a fun loving good looking guy who enjoys the close company of others

Apparently

Average/dad bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

What I don’t get is why the ‘Mom Bod’ isn’t championed as much as the ‘Dad bod’.

Is the Dad bod championed? I think men are under more pressure than ever to have a gym honed physique, whereas women are allowed to "embrace their curves""

Perhaps the drive for female body positivity is driven by centuries of women being judged first and foremost by their physical appearance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be q size 14 and short so I would consider myself a large woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

What I don’t get is why the ‘Mom Bod’ isn’t championed as much as the ‘Dad bod’.

Is the Dad bod championed? I think men are under more pressure than ever to have a gym honed physique, whereas women are allowed to "embrace their curves"

Perhaps the drive for female body positivity is driven by centuries of women being judged first and foremost by their physical appearance."

I don't doubt it, but it's interesting that it isn't applied equally to men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are to caught up in labels and lets be honest a physical attraction is a must for a meet$ be it even coffee n chat to see where it goes. Right now I'd be a dad bod type (what ever the fuck that is lol). But I've been on both ends of the spectrum slim thin guy in my teen, to been 16stone with 5% body fat( to many gym hours and bland diet) to average tonned, to been over weight 18stone due to lay up from injury and bad habits, to now been a bit heavier than I should be , due to lack of gym time or other sporting activities. But no matter what you describe yourself as there will always be someone who class you as there type, be it the eyes smile , personality, looks a combo of all. Just feck it love thebskin your in and the rest can sit and swivel

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over a year ago

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By *antanaMan
over a year ago

The Upside Down

Ok thanks for the feedback xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be q size 14 and short so I would consider myself a large woman! "

I would consider you an attractive women

the average, ample, large etc descriptions are just too confusing for my little head

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By *antanaMan
over a year ago

The Upside Down

I would say Average from what I can see xx

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over a year ago

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

What I don’t get is why the ‘Mom Bod’ isn’t championed as much as the ‘Dad bod’.

Is the Dad bod championed? I think men are under more pressure than ever to have a gym honed physique, whereas women are allowed to "embrace their curves"

Perhaps the drive for female body positivity is driven by centuries of women being judged first and foremost by their physical appearance.

I don't doubt it, but it's interesting that it isn't applied equally to men."

There's a book called " your not a before picture" and the author talks about this a lot, its quite an interesting read on how women are portrayed, how the diet/fitness industry is one of the most successful unsuccessful business in the world. She even talks about how women are portrayed in Disney movies down to the baddies always been overweight and ugly. That we are literally teaching our children to be successful happy etc you have to look a certain way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

What I don’t get is why the ‘Mom Bod’ isn’t championed as much as the ‘Dad bod’.

Is the Dad bod championed? I think men are under more pressure than ever to have a gym honed physique, whereas women are allowed to "embrace their curves"

Perhaps the drive for female body positivity is driven by centuries of women being judged first and foremost by their physical appearance.

I don't doubt it, but it's interesting that it isn't applied equally to men."

Perhaps because men have not faced the same judgement for centuries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

What I don’t get is why the ‘Mom Bod’ isn’t championed as much as the ‘Dad bod’.

Is the Dad bod championed? I think men are under more pressure than ever to have a gym honed physique, whereas women are allowed to "embrace their curves"

Perhaps the drive for female body positivity is driven by centuries of women being judged first and foremost by their physical appearance.

I don't doubt it, but it's interesting that it isn't applied equally to men.

Perhaps because men have not faced the same judgement for centuries "

Not in terms of physique, men are judged in other ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we can all agree women have been more harshly judged and forced to conform for a lot longer than men. Doing either is wrong though.

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over a year ago

"I think we can all agree women have been more harshly judged and forced to conform for a lot longer than men. Doing either is wrong though."

That's my point, it shouldn't be acceptable for anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as a 5'5 szie 20 woman I know I'm large, although I like the sound of fabulous

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"I think we can all agree women have been more harshly judged and forced to conform for a lot longer than men. Doing either is wrong though."

I wouldn't agree with that ... for centuries we were encouraged not to feel, express of even entertain emotions..

From gay to sports to church to construct to business ... men have been unable to be themselves for a long long time.

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over a year ago

"I think we can all agree women have been more harshly judged and forced to conform for a lot longer than men. Doing either is wrong though.

I wouldn't agree with that ... for centuries we were encouraged not to feel, express of even entertain emotions..

From gay to sports to church to construct to business ... men have been unable to be themselves for a long long time. "

The difference is in who had the power to enforce or change perhaps

And most of those 'social cages' are self-made

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"I think we can all agree women have been more harshly judged and forced to conform for a lot longer than men. Doing either is wrong though.

I wouldn't agree with that ... for centuries we were encouraged not to feel, express of even entertain emotions..

From gay to sports to church to construct to business ... men have been unable to be themselves for a long long time.

The difference is in who had the power to enforce or change perhaps

And most of those 'social cages' are self-made "

The few had the power ... no men in general but the few... social changes are always self made no matter male or female ... I see how woman have been under control for want of a better word for years ... so have men , they just wouldn't admit it ...

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Sorry should say not men in general

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over a year ago

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

What I don’t get is why the ‘Mom Bod’ isn’t championed as much as the ‘Dad bod’.

Is the Dad bod championed? I think men are under more pressure than ever to have a gym honed physique, whereas women are allowed to "embrace their curves"

Perhaps the drive for female body positivity is driven by centuries of women being judged first and foremost by their physical appearance.

I don't doubt it, but it's interesting that it isn't applied equally to men.

Perhaps because men have not faced the same judgement for centuries

Not in terms of physique, men are judged in other ways"

Of course. But I was speaking purely about physical appearance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My out look is if your body is too good... You must eat with portions ... I like me grub and live a woman that does to all shapes and sizes.... Dm me girls.. I know a great dumpling bar in town

.. Yum yum

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

"Jesus I've no idea how I would describe myself. Mom bod, average & sagging in places ..lol

Looks pretty dam fine from where I'm standing

Lol.. thanks. In fairness I'm very comfortable with how I look, but Damn.. your profile is hot.. now abs like that would intimate the hell out of me though

Intimate is not the reaction I look for haha.

But seriously is that a thing? Would a woman be intimidated because a guy is too fit?? Not that im saying I am. But if I am my head balances it out

I'm only speaking for myself, but ya, too fit & hot would intimidate me, I like to be the hottest in the room

This is a terrible terrible development lolol

Lol, well humor does ease intimidation for me

Tickle the funny bone before you tickle the fanny

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