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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Too many pics on your profile?

Need a clearout?

Now's your chance to freshen things up.

What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?

What are you willing to give up for new boobies?

Who would you like to swap with and why?

Get your haggle on!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

I'll swap a Benny Hill vid for a goolie pic

Not enough goolie pics on Fab

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A donut for a boob picture please Noel....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I'll swap a Benny Hill vid for a goolie pic

Not enough goolie pics on Fab "

Yakety sax for the Ging Gang

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"A donut for a boob picture please Noel...."

Taboob?

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video…..

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video….. "

Is there a market for tyre balancing videos?

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video…..

Is there a market for tyre balancing videos?"

Roll it up the flagpole and see…..

I have a spare tire if you’re looking….

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol


"Too many pics on your profile?

Need a clearout?

Now's your chance to freshen things up.

What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?

What are you willing to give up for new boobies?

Who would you like to swap with and why?

Get your haggle on!"

Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video…..

Is there a market for tyre balancing videos?

Roll it up the flagpole and see…..

I have a spare tire if you’re looking…. "

Took me long enough to get rid of the last one. All those crunches

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Too many pics on your profile?

Need a clearout?

Now's your chance to freshen things up.

What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?

What are you willing to give up for new boobies?

Who would you like to swap with and why?

Get your haggle on!

Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF "

What about perky moobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some nips pics i'm trading for some decent jokes, need to be funny, No giggle, no nipple

Only the single nip visible, like not giving both of them away for free

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol


"Too many pics on your profile?

Need a clearout?

Now's your chance to freshen things up.

What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?

What are you willing to give up for new boobies?

Who would you like to swap with and why?

Get your haggle on!

Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF

What about perky moobs?"

Ehhhmmmm .... Any other bidders

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video…..

Is there a market for tyre balancing videos?

Roll it up the flagpole and see…..

I have a spare tire if you’re looking….

Took me long enough to get rid of the last one. All those crunches "

Ah feck it, I just realised where I went wrong, I read the advice for perfect abs as 50 Crunchies a day, I was wondering why it wasn’t working…..

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I've got some nips pics i'm trading for some decent jokes, need to be funny, No giggle, no nipple

Only the single nip visible, like not giving both of them away for free

"

Will you take an outy belly button in lieu of a joke? I know a woman...

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol


"I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video…..

Is there a market for tyre balancing videos?

Roll it up the flagpole and see…..

I have a spare tire if you’re looking….

Took me long enough to get rid of the last one. All those crunches

Ah feck it, I just realised where I went wrong, I read the advice for perfect abs as 50 Crunchies a day, I was wondering why it wasn’t working….. "

Shoulda gone to Specsavers

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Too many pics on your profile?

Need a clearout?

Now's your chance to freshen things up.

What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?

What are you willing to give up for new boobies?

Who would you like to swap with and why?

Get your haggle on!

Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF

What about perky moobs?

Ehhhmmmm .... Any other bidders "

Do grease nipples count?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video…..

Is there a market for tyre balancing videos?

Roll it up the flagpole and see…..

I have a spare tire if you’re looking….

Took me long enough to get rid of the last one. All those crunches

Ah feck it, I just realised where I went wrong, I read the advice for perfect abs as 50 Crunchies a day, I was wondering why it wasn’t working….. "

TCIF

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video…..

Is there a market for tyre balancing videos?

Roll it up the flagpole and see…..

I have a spare tire if you’re looking….

Took me long enough to get rid of the last one. All those crunches

Ah feck it, I just realised where I went wrong, I read the advice for perfect abs as 50 Crunchies a day, I was wondering why it wasn’t working…..

Shoulda gone to Specsavers "

I need to do that too….

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol


"Too many pics on your profile?

Need a clearout?

Now's your chance to freshen things up.

What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?

What are you willing to give up for new boobies?

Who would you like to swap with and why?

Get your haggle on!

Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF

What about perky moobs?

Ehhhmmmm .... Any other bidders

Do grease nipples count?"

Well thats got me curious... but you know the saying about curiousity and cats....

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Too many pics on your profile?

Need a clearout?

Now's your chance to freshen things up.

What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?

What are you willing to give up for new boobies?

Who would you like to swap with and why?

Get your haggle on!

Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF

What about perky moobs?

Ehhhmmmm .... Any other bidders

Do grease nipples count?

Well thats got me curious... but you know the saying about curiousity and cats.... "

That too many Crunchies made it fat?…..

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Too many pics on your profile?

Need a clearout?

Now's your chance to freshen things up.

What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?

What are you willing to give up for new boobies?

Who would you like to swap with and why?

Get your haggle on!

Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF

What about perky moobs?

Ehhhmmmm .... Any other bidders

Do grease nipples count?

Well thats got me curious... but you know the saying about curiousity and cats....

That too many Crunchies made it fat?….. "

Are you here to bid or just tyre kicking?

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I’m considering a test drive…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone offering cake?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Anyone offering cake? "

I offered donutsv

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Anyone offering cake? "

No perishable goods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone offering cake?

No perishable goods "

What you offering?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Anyone offering cake?

No perishable goods

What you offering? "

A dance off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone offering cake?

No perishable goods

What you offering?

A dance off "

Oh you are on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics "

I'm still waiting for the doctor to come take my tempetature

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics "

Take two paracetamol and buy an oodie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics

I'm still waiting for the doctor to come take my tempetature"

Wanna team up DD??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics

Take two paracetamol and buy an oodie. "

Had to Google an oodie

Got night nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics "

Fun fact, rectal thermometry is generally regarded as the most accurate means of temperature-taking

Like I have digital ones here but accuracy is the key in situations like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics

I'm still waiting for the doctor to come take my tempetature

Wanna team up DD?? "

Oh that could be fun

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics

I'm still waiting for the doctor to come take my tempetature

Wanna team up DD??

Oh that could be fun "

Triple D's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and DD are currently taking applications for a male nurse... please forward CVs to either of us

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Me and DD are currently taking applications for a male nurse... please forward CVs to either of us"

Speaking from experience this is an excellent approach.

On my deathbed a few years ago with Manflu and as a last resort I started a thread and the fab nurses brought me back from the brink.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Me and DD are currently taking applications for a male nurse... please forward CVs to either of us

Speaking from experience this is an excellent approach.

On my deathbed a few years ago with Manflu and as a last resort I started a thread and the fab nurses brought me back from the brink. "

There aftercare had been even better

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"Anyone offering cake? "

Ive a chocolate one in the oven ,be ready in 5

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Anyone offering cake?

Ive a chocolate one in the oven ,be ready in 5 "

You're looking your bush trimmed again aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and DD are currently taking applications for a male nurse... please forward CVs to either of us

Speaking from experience this is an excellent approach.

On my deathbed a few years ago with Manflu and as a last resort I started a thread and the fab nurses brought me back from the brink. "

Oh the dreaded Manflu! I'm sure there were many willing hands to help I've had a couple CVs sent in already

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By *oudicaWoman
over a year ago

Kilkenny

I have an empty spare side of my king side bed that I’m willing to swap for an MFM

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I have an empty spare side of my king side bed that I’m willing to swap for an MFM

"

Memory Foam Mattress?

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"Anyone offering cake?

Ive a chocolate one in the oven ,be ready in 5

You're looking your bush trimmed again aren't you? "

Maybe ,are you offering ?

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By *oudicaWoman
over a year ago

Kilkenny


"I have an empty spare side of my king side bed that I’m willing to swap for an MFM

Memory Foam Mattress? "

Thankfully I already have one of those and it’s helped make some amazing memories for sure

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

It's rare to see someone spell 'swap' correctly

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"It's rare to see someone spell 'swap' correctly "

Some get it back to front when typing with their paws

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol


"I'll swap a Benny Hill vid for a goolie pic

Not enough goolie pics on Fab "

I think I've an old "crow pose" picture somewhere with hints of goolie, what would that fetch us?

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

I wana swap my singles profile for a couples

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Me and DD are currently taking applications for a male nurse... please forward CVs to either of us"

Do you accept qualifications from Sydney University?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and DD are currently taking applications for a male nurse... please forward CVs to either of us

Do you accept qualifications from Sydney University?"

I've seen your hoovering techniques what's your bedside manner like

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Me and DD are currently taking applications for a male nurse... please forward CVs to either of us

Do you accept qualifications from Sydney University?

I've seen your hoovering techniques what's your bedside manner like"

Exemplary……

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"I'll swap a Benny Hill vid for a goolie pic

Not enough goolie pics on Fab

I think I've an old "crow pose" picture somewhere with hints of goolie, what would that fetch us? "

That would be old news for us. We've seen your giggleberries plenty of times before

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"I'll swap a Benny Hill vid for a goolie pic

Not enough goolie pics on Fab "

Giving away videos but not CD’s I notice….

I’ve pics all over the place, anything on Betamax?

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

I can offer some used dddd bras..

Can be repurposed as a hammock.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics

I'm still waiting for the doctor to come take my tempetature

Wanna team up DD??

Oh that could be fun "

Triple D's


"I can offer some used dddd bras..

Can be repurposed as a hammock. "

The stakes have just been raised….

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


""I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics

I'm still waiting for the doctor to come take my tempetature

Wanna team up DD??

Oh that could be fun "

Triple D's

I can offer some used dddd bras..

Can be repurposed as a hammock.

The stakes have just been raised…. "

In the immortal words of Paul Hardcastle.......D-D-D-D-DIDDIES

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