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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the title above says:

Loud knock on your front door, shouts to open up it’s the Gardai!! What’s the first thing you would try and hide before opening the door?

For me it’s the lubed fleshlight that’s sitting beside me on the couch plus my throbbing knighthood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dust bunnies

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'd let then keep knocking because they're obviously lost

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By *acob12369Man
over a year ago

URPANTS

His wife

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By *unnerbenMan
over a year ago

Dublin / Cork

Phone be going straight into the microwave

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Myself

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

My clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't hide anything just be polite but firm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My clothes "

I'd hope the Guards wouldn't be knocking doors in Antrim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stiff sock beside the bed

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town


"My clothes

I'd hope the Guards wouldn't be knocking doors in Antrim "

That's why I'd be hiding my clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one thing I wouldn't hide would be mirrors. I'd run get as many full length mirrors as possible before opening the door so they are forced to look at their stupid new uniforms for the entire time they were inside...

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By *lassic guyMan
over a year ago

my bed to your just ask

That's why I always keep a full Can of petrol in the house it would be easier to Burn the house down than trying to hide stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phones, and the toy box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd let then keep knocking because they're obviously lost "

Ditto lol

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down


"Phone be going straight into the microwave "

This is an exceptionally useful piece of advice, but does it actually work?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Phone be going straight into the microwave

This is an exceptionally useful piece of advice, but does it actually work?

"

Try it...if you dont reply we know it does

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

By the time the police are knocking on your front door it is too late; hardened and experienced criminals such as myself (I jest) have implemented contingency plans years in advance of such a scenario to obviate the possibility that anything seriously incriminating is on my premises or at any location connected to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the bags of turf I have for sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the bags of turf I have for sale "
we team up I got the timber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd hope the Guards wouldn't be knocking doors in Antrim "

My thoughts too. But if it was the old RUC then no point in hiding anything as they’d find it . The PSNI? Well you could just put a sheet over your head like the Monty Python film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From "over heard in Dublin"

4 lads sitting in a car chilling out as ya do.

Knock on the window

"How ya lads we"re the Gards

Response

"How ya Gards we're the lads

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd hope the Guards wouldn't be knocking doors in Antrim

My thoughts too. But if it was the old RUC then no point in hiding anything as they’d find it . The PSNI? Well you could just put a sheet over your head like the Monty Python film "

They'd probably join and make ghost noises with you

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By *parmaghCouple
over a year ago

Newry

If the guards are knocking on my door I'd tell them the borders 4 mile down the road there chap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story I awoke one night to find a guard in my bedroom standing over me and I buck naked in the leaba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide me little bag of magic jellies

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Well from my recent episode of 8 of the trash ruc on my door,, I WOULDN'T hide my disgust that the leader was very obviously watching too much csi and over stepped his authority..

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By * aim to pleaseMan
over a year ago

Kinnegad

Don't open the door..... no warrant

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Even if the Garda Siochana or the PSNI do now enter a property legitimately, the youthfulness, inexperience and lack of commitment to the job, means that any search in the majority of circumstances will be cursory and perfunctorily executed.

The real well organised professional criminal gangs, are always many steps ahead; the criminal justice system is always playing catchup.

Only the dim, naive and unintelligent miscreants in society are the ones who are caught, with their trousers down.

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By *oradMan
over a year ago

Dublin Kildare

Had this at a party in.. oh.. 2009?

Italian quarter, penthouse level. A lady got very sozzled and collapsed backwards and was knocked out I think hitting a table. Emergency services arrived... everyone departed, some upstairs (split level if I recall) had no idea what was going on and got a shock when they walked down...

If I recall her 'date' at the party was a bloke she wrote an 'expose' book on the scene about, but she was very much a nube at the time,

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