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By *easingTim OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Don't mean to be too morbid, but heck it's the month of Halloween and sure we might as well...

Now just wondering is there any daily phrase or regular saying that you use that you'd seriously consider having etched upon your headstone??!

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"

Don't mean to be too morbid, but heck it's the month of Halloween and sure we might as well...

Now just wondering is there any daily phrase or regular saying that you use that you'd seriously consider having etched upon your headstone??! "

I told you I was ill

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Realistically, bearing in mind the escalating cost of living that will rise exponentially over future decades; and the cost of of traditional funerals, it is highly unlikely that I will be buried in a plot, but burned and cast to the wind at the top of Slieve Donard.

However, I am an avid daily reader of obituaries in The Times, and in the Irish Times each weekend.

I am not sufficiently eminent nor exalted to ever appear in either of these papers, but I would hope (and anticipate) that I may be briefly recalled as a person who was always honest, truthful, selfless and dedicated to improving the lives of others prior to any thought of my own enrichment or adulation.

Realistically, I will be forgotten forever within days of my final departure

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Equal parts freak and unique

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'll be back

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By *itty369Woman
over a year ago

Munster somewhere sometime

Tried everything once

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over


"Tried everything once"

Almost everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally a green tick...

....verified dead"

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

Sydney university do not have the right to use any of my images

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Return to sender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sydney university do not have the right to use any of my images"

This is crucial..

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By *olouWoman
over a year ago

Swords

Only one thing could ever shut Lolou up....

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By *itty369Woman
over a year ago

Munster somewhere sometime


"Tried everything once

Almost everything "

True... tried everything that she liked at least once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donegal Catch

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

I always kept er lit

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By *easingTim OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Realistically, bearing in mind the escalating cost of living that will rise exponentially over future decades; and the cost of of traditional funerals, it is highly unlikely that I will be buried in a plot, but burned and cast to the wind at the top of Slieve Donard.

However, I am an avid daily reader of obituaries in The Times, and in the Irish Times each weekend.

I am not sufficiently eminent nor exalted to ever appear in either of these papers, but I would hope (and anticipate) that I may be briefly recalled as a person who was always honest, truthful, selfless and dedicated to improving the lives of others prior to any thought of my own enrichment or adulation.

Realistically, I will be forgotten forever within days of my final departure "

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Gonna have to be a pretty big headstone to fit most of that in bro

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"

Realistically, bearing in mind the escalating cost of living that will rise exponentially over future decades; and the cost of of traditional funerals, it is highly unlikely that I will be buried in a plot, but burned and cast to the wind at the top of Slieve Donard.

However, I am an avid daily reader of obituaries in The Times, and in the Irish Times each weekend.

I am not sufficiently eminent nor exalted to ever appear in either of these papers, but I would hope (and anticipate) that I may be briefly recalled as a person who was always honest, truthful, selfless and dedicated to improving the lives of others prior to any thought of my own enrichment or adulation.

Realistically, I will be forgotten forever within days of my final departure

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Gonna have to be a pretty big headstone to fit most of that in bro "

And they charge by the letter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wife did it....."

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down


"

Realistically, I will be forgotten forever within days of my final departure

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Gonna have to be a pretty big headstone to fit most of that in bro "

There will not be a marble headstone; I shall be cremated, and cast to the wind in the Mournes.

Out of sight; out of mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you still here?"

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By *easingTim OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"We're nearly there!"

Apparently I say that a lot when I'm coaching big groups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn its dark down here

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Here lies the worst swinger finally got her on her back..

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

..

'going nowhere fast,

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Fuck it.

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By *itty369Woman
over a year ago

Munster somewhere sometime


"Fuck it."

Isn't that necrophilia..... lol only teasing

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By *omnjacCouple
over a year ago

border

Only looking

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Am I on your Hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here lies the worst swinger finally got her on her back.."

Pity the undertaker is the only person to take that credit… unless he flipped you over in the coffin before closing the lid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If God exists… thanks someone else for getting me the first six foot down.. long way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what I want on my headstone but I ain't gonna say it ..it's real poignant

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Fuck it.

Isn't that necrophilia..... lol only teasing "

Eeewwww

Nah, it's been our motto since we joined here

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By *itty369Woman
over a year ago

Munster somewhere sometime

One of my life mottos in a way too it is "chuck it in the fuck it bucket"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be "he was an asshole"

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

In really small writing so they have to get really close to read it...

"ow!! You're standing on my bollocks!! "

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By *easingTim OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Died from not forwarding that

text message to 10 other people"

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

Someone delete my browser history!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came and went

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By *otorman20021Man
over a year ago

East Cork

It is, what it is.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Ah well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was that?

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By *ural delightMan
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Do not resuscitate. Possible zombie side effects

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By *ohnjoe888Man
over a year ago

cork

Shit a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my life mottos in a way too it is "chuck it in the fuck it bucket""

Love that line, going to start using it. You got it copyrighted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aah, he was allright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman
over a year ago

Behind The Bales

[Removed by poster at 03/10/22 23:02:59]

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman
over a year ago

Behind The Bales

Can not Accommodate

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By *ild WomanWoman
over a year ago

Carlow

What colour hair has she now

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

Will fill in later

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By *ittlemisspumpkinWoman
over a year ago

B

When it all goes wrong

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Realistically, bearing in mind the escalating cost of living that will rise exponentially over future decades; and the cost of of traditional funerals, it is highly unlikely that I will be buried in a plot, but burned and cast to the wind at the top of Slieve Donard.

However, I am an avid daily reader of obituaries in The Times, and in the Irish Times each weekend.

I am not sufficiently eminent nor exalted to ever appear in either of these papers, but I would hope (and anticipate) that I may be briefly recalled as a person who was always honest, truthful, selfless and dedicated to improving the lives of others prior to any thought of my own enrichment or adulation.

Realistically, I will be forgotten forever within days of my final departure "

Stop reading the obituaries..its rubbing off

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Died tomorrow.

Returning the day after.

Be ready .

Stay safe and keep it real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was mine.

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

Here lies Scorpio , he came and left at the same time !

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By *olo1nowMan
over a year ago

Carlow

Maybe I’ll get laid here

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Finally i get some sleep

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Finally i get some sleep"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told you, trying to get a social meet would be the death of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop talking to yourself I can hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wormfood

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

South Dublin

‘Haven’t been here before, don’t know how this works’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Died doing what he loved...drowning in pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mke sure i turned the emersion off

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By *erlincorkMan
over a year ago

London

‘He meant well!’

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By *ordjeffMan
over a year ago

around and about ,as travel.

Old Stan and Elsie were getting on in their life .

And the bedroom dept hadn't been the best over the years. So he decided to get head stone for Elsie.

It read "here lies Elsie cold as usual".

But Elsie Also decided to get one for Stan

"Here lies Stan stiff at last".

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down


"Realistically, bearing in mind the escalating cost of living that will rise exponentially over future decades; and the cost of of traditional funerals, it is highly unlikely that I will be buried in a plot, but burned and cast to the wind at the top of Slieve Donard.

However, I am an avid daily reader of obituaries in The Times, and in the Irish Times each weekend.

I am not sufficiently eminent nor exalted to ever appear in either of these papers, but I would hope (and anticipate) that I may be briefly recalled as a person who was always honest, truthful, selfless and dedicated to improving the lives of others prior to any thought of my own enrichment or adulation.

Realistically, I will be forgotten forever within days of my final departure

Stop reading the obituaries..its rubbing off "

Reading obituaries is very educational, because it demonstrates how the dead person used the critical opportunities that they were afforded, how they coped with vicissitudes in their lives, and how they contributed to their death

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Wag hard life is short .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a small one?

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I told you bastards I was sick

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By *otwife 2020Couple
over a year ago

Swingtown North East Ireland

Best Before

--/--/----

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

Always remember to delete your browser history..

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