FabSwingers.com forum: The only thing missing in my life now...

By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Finish the sentence:

Himself: a steak sandwich

Herself: I'll refrain from retaliation

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Energy.

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Energy.

I take it you're not talking about a power cut?!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

A fwb would be good.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Energy.

I take it you're not talking about a power cut?!

Unfortunately not. Someone unplugged me 10 months ago and the backup battery gave up ages ago

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By *lassy lady 216Woman
over a year ago

Craigavon

Yes definitely a fwb would be excellent or because I am greedy a group of fabbers who are willing to meet up regularly for fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Energy.

I take it you're not talking about a power cut?!

Unfortunately not. Someone unplugged me 10 months ago and the backup battery gave up ages ago

Aw, sorry to hear that RB... hope you get one or the other sorted very soon...

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"A dog "

Aw, they make lovely companions...so many "Covid" dogs looking for a home after being abandoned now with people returned to work and the like...

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By *otorman20021Man
over a year ago

East Cork

Having someone to just chat with on an evening or go out to dinner spontaneously with.

Plus hair rubs they are always nice

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A holiday

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

"A dog

Aw, they make lovely companions...so many "Covid" dogs looking for a home after being abandoned now with people returned to work and the like..."

We have two dogs 15year old King Charles and a 13 year old jack Russell they are on more tablets than myself and that says something. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A partner in crime

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By *lassy lady 216Woman
over a year ago

Craigavon

A trip to Belfast not enough for you bogman lol

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"A partner in crime"

Are you planning to rob a bank?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A partner in crime

Are you planning to rob a bank?!

Well with the way things are at the minute I could be haha

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Is regular sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New knees

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

A naked butler..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naked butler.."

Can we share if you find one

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By *oudiniHMan
over a year ago

Dublin

A reply from mo1988

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

"A naked butler..

Can we share if you find one

We could get two

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"A naked butler..

Can we share if you find one

We could get two

Would that be a BOGOF?

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

"A naked butler..

Can we share if you find one

We could get two

Would that be a BOGOF?

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By *appyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Lotto win

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

...a non stick frying pan for spanish omelettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naked butler..

Can we share if you find one

We could get two

Better again! Applications are now open

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"A naked butler..

Can we share if you find one

The proceeds from the bank job could pay for that

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

"A naked butler..

Can we share if you find one

The proceeds from the bank job could pay for that

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we could get a good few then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naked butler..

Can we share if you find one

The proceeds from the bank job could pay for that

we could get a good few then.."

Where do I apply, i have an excellent CV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as RB, except my battery went flat about 10 years ago

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"A naked butler..

Can we share if you find one

The proceeds from the bank job could pay for that

we could get a good few then.."

You better start hunting for Mo's partner in crime so

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

A ride

And a hug

Its been a long ......

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

A Mc Flurry !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary poppins Lisa is up and down too the hospital with her dad so hence why Im standing outside waiting for her too arrive with that umbrella as soon as she lands im off too Lanza on the umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to have some naughty weekends away with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A personal trainer to get me started on a fitness routine and a fwb!

Either one will suit me atm

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Someone to have some naughty weekends away with"

Now that sounds fun, where shall we go?

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By *oudicaWoman
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Someone to travel with. My wanderlust is strong at the minute………

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By *olo1nowMan
over a year ago

Carlow

I volunteer to be the naked butler for you lovely ladies x

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Someone to bring me coffee

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Someone to bring me coffee

Someone to make coffee for

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By *humper22Woman
over a year ago

waterford

A cuddle partner

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By *eddybear37Man
over a year ago

everywhere kildare longford

Happiness

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

I'm content with everything I have at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female on the exact same wavelength.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Happiness

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Nothing.

I am perfectly contented with my lot in life, and want for nothing, which is a statement I would never be able to make.

I live contentedly within my means; appear to be in reasonably good health and no longer do I have any aggravation or hassle from neighbours or anyone else.

I had a plan for today, but as my time is my own, I will spend the day relaxing and recuperating.

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

It's Sunday and the presses are looking bare - I want bread for toast to magically appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee machine

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By *heekyChap93Man
over a year ago

A woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly Euromillions money type win. I could buy myself a nice little place out of the way, help out friends and family and do some research into good charities to donate to.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

The tool for replacing the disc in my angle grinder.. Thats what i NEED right now.. Cant find it anywhere. I left it in the kitchen, on the table two weeks ago. How could it mysteriously dissapear.?

Oh, and a massage buddy.

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

The Indian takeaway that i ordered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Indian takeaway that i ordered

I got that by mistake... Fookin lovely

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By *m_impact_playMan
over a year ago

Dublin

A new set of good dragon canes!

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Is a guarantee that things can stay like this

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

'a little bit of Monica in my life....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thunder buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sun…

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

A nice bowl of warm stewed apple and custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a guarantee that things can stay like this "

Oh no, please

I have too many to list but I'm checking them off rightly

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By * TicingMan
over a year ago

Dublin 7

"New knees"
Sadly also this!

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

My mojo….

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

A king size bed

An exclusive hotel

Room service

Good wine

The perfect fwb

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By *ori69Man
over a year ago

Castlewellan

A perfect fwb or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A king size bed

An exclusive hotel

Room service

Good wine

The perfect fwb

Don't need the wine but trade it for snacks and chocolate and I'd be in heaven right there

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

A cuddle.

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By *ordjeffMan
over a year ago

around and about ,as travel.

FWB or FB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A masseuse to get a deep tissue massage

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

My best friend who passed earlier in the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best friend who passed earlier in the year

Sorry to hear that man

Had similar with a very good friend last year and it's soul destroying....

Not going to sugar coat it, doesn't seem to get easier with time like people say

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"My best friend who passed earlier in the year

Sorry to hear that man

Had similar with a very good friend last year and it's soul destroying....

Not going to sugar coat it, doesn't seem to get easier with time like people say

for both of you! That's really tough! I'm so sorry to hear that...

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Someone to spoon"

It's the simple things in life

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"A masseuse to get a deep tissue massage "

Go for it!

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"My mojo….

Aw, sorry to hear you're down in yourself, hope you find it again real soon

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"A nice bowl of warm stewed apple and custard"

You always have a knack for making me feel hungry - when I'm supposed to be behaving

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Pussy "

I'm sure the neighbour's cat might enjoy a little stroking

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

"My best friend who passed earlier in the year

Sorry to hear that man

Had similar with a very good friend last year and it's soul destroying....

Not going to sugar coat it, doesn't seem to get easier with time like people say

It is shit mate for sure, I generally try not to think about him to much. As bad as it sounds it's my way of handling it.

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

"My best friend who passed earlier in the year

Sorry to hear that man

Had similar with a very good friend last year and it's soul destroying....

Not going to sugar coat it, doesn't seem to get easier with time like people say

for both of you! That's really tough! I'm so sorry to hear that..."

Thank you and hope I've not brought the vibe of the thread down, I did post a light hearted comment further up

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"A nice bowl of warm stewed apple and custard

You always have a knack for making me feel hungry - when I'm supposed to be behaving

You still haven’t given in so I must not be doing a good enough job

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