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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you remember back in the day as a young one the excitement of giving a handjob. Fun fact the first person I ever gave one to ended up in hospital. I've certainly improved over the years. I may not be skilled at many things but there's one thing I can do for certain is give the perfect handjob. It's a combination of coconut oil two hands and watching the man's face. You know you're on the right track when you see their eyes roll and they start biting their lips. So I think we need to stop rushing to fuck and Bring Back The Handjob. I feel very strongly about this subject and I encourage the men and women of Fab to. So men of Fab any tips for the perfect Handjobs I'm always curious to know!

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By *onybart2404TV/TS
over a year ago

keady

So true

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

How did he end up in the hospital?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree love a hand job. Especially in a hot tub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing better than a perfect hand job

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did he end up in the hospital? "

He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again!

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By *oulernerMan
over a year ago

Dublin City

I for one enjoy the handjobs my wife gives me immensely. Teasing and edging is also done much easily if you can see someone's face and the control over a cock is just so much greater with a skilled hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did "

So the devil sent you to test this poor young mans willpower and religious beliefs

We had better watch this evil account

*prepares the holy water*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant beat a nice handjob standing up facing eachother gentle hand on cock n other hand lightly feeling yer balls n a smile Mmmmm

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin


"How did he end up in the hospital?

He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again! "

Sounds like something the Church would teach to scare them straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did

So the devil sent you to test this poor young mans willpower and religious beliefs

We had better watch this evil account

*prepares the holy water*"

I must have the devil still in me because men always end up saying Jesus Fucking Christ when I lay my hands upon them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*EvilRosyRedLips666 enters the chat*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot beat foreplay that makes you feel like a teenager again.

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

The perfect handjob is when a woman uses her hand to put my penis in her mouth.

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By *lderandbolderMan
over a year ago

clonakilty

Any lady available to give me GOOD handjob today??Cork area

Female half of couple will do too

Message me.... please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good hand job, dare I say it i would almost prefer it to a blowjob

Perfect hand job is loads of lube and going slow to begin with but increasing the speed the closer to cumming. Loads of edging really makes it mindblowing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any lady available to give me GOOD handjob today??Cork area

Female half of couple will do too

Message me.... please..."

Now this is where "Dial a Handjob" would cum in handy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any lady available to give me GOOD handjob today??Cork area

Female half of couple will do too

Message me.... please...

Now this is where "Dial a Handjob" would cum in handy..."

Could be an app like Tinder, but only shows you the womans hands, when you find the perfect hands for handjob you shake the phone vigurously in an up and down motion which sends a message to the handjob match.

'Handskie - find the right hands for you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any lady available to give me GOOD handjob today??Cork area

Female half of couple will do too

Message me.... please...

Now this is where "Dial a Handjob" would cum in handy...

Could be an app like Tinder, but only shows you the womans hands, when you find the perfect hands for handjob you shake the phone vigurously in an up and down motion which sends a message to the handjob match.

'Handskie - find the right hands for you' "

Im sold, went can I download it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Im sold, went can I download it "

It's at very early prototype stage..

All I need to progress is a number of female volunteers to sign an NDA and let me experience their hands for research & development purposes**

(**Also need access to a shit load of cash, a team of developers, agreements with Apple and Google play to use their market places, some PR funding and a team of sales people....)

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol

I didnt realise it had fallen out of fashion

Very important part of play if you ask me, and starts when you feel his cock hard under his jeans and your hands just tingle to explore

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

It has and always will be something we both enjoy

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Moy


"How did he end up in the hospital?

He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again! "

Falling asleep doesn’t seem so bad now after that story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza "

Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza

Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers "

Rosie you my friend are a genius

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By *eecee2727Man
over a year ago

seaside


"Do you remember back in the day as a young one the excitement of giving a handjob. Fun fact the first person I ever gave one to ended up in hospital. I've certainly improved over the years. I may not be skilled at many things but there's one thing I can do for certain is give the perfect handjob. It's a combination of coconut oil two hands and watching the man's face. You know you're on the right track when you see their eyes roll and they start biting their lips. So I think we need to stop rushing to fuck and Bring Back The Handjob. I feel very strongly about this subject and I encourage the men and women of Fab to. So men of Fab any tips for the perfect Handjobs I'm always curious to know!"

Shut up and marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza

Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers "

Where do I sign up

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By *tockings199Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza

Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers "
if you ever need an extra hand do let me know xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza

Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers "

Love it !! Cocktoberfest!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza

Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers

Love it !! Cocktoberfest!!"

Cocktoberfest 2022 cum for the beers stay for the free handjobs..

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"How did he end up in the hospital?

He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again! "

Allergic reaction to ceman .... thats class

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"How did he end up in the hospital?

He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again! "

You need to write a book Rosy

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza

Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers

Love it !! Cocktoberfest!!

Cocktoberfest 2022 cum for the beers stay for the free handjobs.."

You know now that you've said it you have to make it happen

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

You'll have to throw it in strokestown

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By *lderandbolderMan
over a year ago

clonakilty

Let book be titled

The wankers guide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And fingering, whatever happened to some good old fashioned fingering, not that finger bashing nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand like a fiddlers elbow.

Fingerblast the box off her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you remember back in the day as a young one the excitement of giving a handjob. Fun fact the first person I ever gave one to ended up in hospital. I've certainly improved over the years. I may not be skilled at many things but there's one thing I can do for certain is give the perfect handjob. It's a combination of coconut oil two hands and watching the man's face. You know you're on the right track when you see their eyes roll and they start biting their lips. So I think we need to stop rushing to fuck and Bring Back The Handjob. I feel very strongly about this subject and I encourage the men and women of Fab to. So men of Fab any tips for the perfect Handjobs I'm always curious to know!"

Ah they are the business, I usually just meet for oral and a bit of fondling very satisfying fingering a woman and cumming the same time

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By *orkGuyFunGuyMan
over a year ago

Cork

Here here !!!! Can’t beat a good oily handjob

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

So have we Established a hands on commity to pull this proposal of a wanktober into being ?

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Handjobs can be better than blowjobs if they done right...

Ohhh...

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By * TicingMan
over a year ago

Dublin 7


"Handjobs can be better than blowjobs if they done right...

Ohhh... "
They can also be the worst when done wrong!

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Handjobs can be better than blowjobs if they done right...

Ohhh... They can also be the worst when done wrong! "

don't let them close if they doing wrong speak up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh nothing better than oiled up hands working on your cock as you lay there helpless,i love being teased and edged x need to wank now lol x

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By * TicingMan
over a year ago

Dublin 7


"Handjobs can be better than blowjobs if they done right...

Ohhh... They can also be the worst when done wrong!

don't let them close if they doing wrong speak up "
Just some memories of my youth when I was just happy for it to be touched! ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hand like a fiddlers elbow.

Fingerblast the box off her "

Not too much blasting though because sometimes you end up feeling like that puppet Bosco because you have a hand shoved so far up your fanny ...'Knock knock, open wide, see what's on the other side! Knock knock, any more, come with me through the Magic Door ..." my vagina ain't no Magic Door..

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By * TicingMan
over a year ago

Dublin 7


"Hand like a fiddlers elbow.

Fingerblast the box off her

Not too much blasting though because sometimes you end up feeling like that puppet Bosco because you have a hand shoved so far up your fanny ...'Knock knock, open wide, see what's on the other side! Knock knock, any more, come with me through the Magic Door ..." my vagina ain't no Magic Door.."
I'm sure it's magical though!

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By *rishmilfhunter2Man
over a year ago

Town

Pratice makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hand like a fiddlers elbow.

Fingerblast the box off her

Not too much blasting though because sometimes you end up feeling like that puppet Bosco because you have a hand shoved so far up your fanny ...'Knock knock, open wide, see what's on the other side! Knock knock, any more, come with me through the Magic Door ..." my vagina ain't no Magic Door.. I'm sure it's magical though! "

Well in fairness things have been known to magically disappear up there. I'm still waiting for a Jameson bottle to come back out

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By * TicingMan
over a year ago

Dublin 7


"Hand like a fiddlers elbow.

Fingerblast the box off her

Not too much blasting though because sometimes you end up feeling like that puppet Bosco because you have a hand shoved so far up your fanny ...'Knock knock, open wide, see what's on the other side! Knock knock, any more, come with me through the Magic Door ..." my vagina ain't no Magic Door.. I'm sure it's magical though!

Well in fairness things have been known to magically disappear up there. I'm still waiting for a Jameson bottle to come back out "
??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well in fairness things have been known to magically disappear up there. I'm still waiting for a Jameson bottle to come back out "

Bosco probabaly drank it and then pissed all over the magic door. Always thought he was a snotty prick that lad....

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"

Well in fairness things have been known to magically disappear up there. I'm still waiting for a Jameson bottle to come back out

Bosco probabaly drank it and then pissed all over the magic door. Always thought he was a snotty prick that lad.... "

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Handjobs can be better than blowjobs if they done right...

Ohhh... They can also be the worst when done wrong! "

Honestly... not my experience ever ... if your putting your hands on me ... its allllll sexy time

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby


"How did he end up in the hospital?

He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again! "

Superb story

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford


"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza

Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers if you ever need an extra hand do let me know xx"

And very skilled too with that extra hand,both hands in fact !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did he end up in the hospital?

He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again!

Superb story "

My hands now come with a medical advice warning...May induce stiffness if stiffness persists seek medical treatment

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By *osBeautifuksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin (sometimes London)

I will confess to being absolutely crap at handjobs. I love giving BJs so I just defaulted to that.

Recently I’ve started to gain confidence but there’s a learning curve!!!

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre


"How did he end up in the hospital?

He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again!

Superb story

My hands now come with a medical advice warning...May induce stiffness if stiffness persists seek medical treatment "

Yes, Rosy they are pretty lethal the fact that you look straight into a guys eyes whilst doing it drives them crazzzzzyyyyyyyyyy

B xx

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By *otorman20021Man
over a year ago

East Cork


"How did he end up in the hospital?

He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again!

Superb story

My hands now come with a medical advice warning...May induce stiffness if stiffness persists seek medical treatment

Yes, Rosy they are pretty lethal the fact that you look straight into a guys eyes whilst doing it drives them crazzzzzyyyyyyyyyy

B xx"

Have to agree here, I contact is so important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that very tiring and not too entertaining tbh, but because deep down I think Im bad at it. I suppose I need to practice more

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By *otorman20021Man
over a year ago

East Cork


"I find that very tiring and not too entertaining tbh, but because deep down I think Im bad at it. I suppose I need to practice more "

As they say “practice makes improvement”, willing subject right here

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By *olouWoman
over a year ago

Swords

Hand job.....

Mmmmmm most lads want to stick their cock in my mouth to shut me up talking

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By *otorman20021Man
over a year ago

East Cork

Coming from a man who has a fairly sensitive cock I have only been with two women in my life who I really really enjoyed their bj skills. Hand job for me any day

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Hand job.....

Mmmmmm most lads want to stick their cock in my mouth to shut me up talking "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hand job.....

Mmmmmm most lads want to stick their cock in my mouth to shut me up talking "

I love a hand job and a chat to be fair

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By *rsmiley69Man
over a year ago

Cavan Monaghan

A the memories are flooding back of my girlfriend, hands an fingers got plenty of use god i miss it, anyway OP you seem to have everything in hand do to speak,

And I’ll keep reminiscing

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

You can hospitalise me anytime

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By *acob12369Man
over a year ago

URPANTS

Was getting a handjob off a polish fabber, she was going too viciously but i didn't want to be a whimp and complain. But anyways, she pulled so hard, she tore my frenelum , blood everywhere. Had to go around with cotton wool in boxers for a week

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By *otorman20021Man
over a year ago

East Cork


"Was getting a handjob off a polish fabber, she was going too viciously but i didn't want to be a whimp and complain. But anyways, she pulled so hard, she tore my frenelum , blood everywhere. Had to go around with cotton wool in boxers for a week"

Oh man I actually crossed my legs reading that

Happened to me years ago with an older woman, she pulled so roughly that my fore skin went back and I thought she had broke my cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was getting a handjob off a polish fabber, she was going too viciously but i didn't want to be a whimp and complain. But anyways, she pulled so hard, she tore my frenelum , blood everywhere. Had to go around with cotton wool in boxers for a week"

Was she trying to polish your knob....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sponsored by coconut oil company and Kleenex??

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"I find that very tiring and not too entertaining tbh, but because deep down I think Im bad at it. I suppose I need to practice more "

Need a partner???

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