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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

What odours make you viscerally swear, recoil, or otherwise a very unhappy bunny?

For me human vomit is up there

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By *mmakWoman
over a year ago

Town

Canine parvovirus.... it's horrendous

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Canine parvovirus.... it's horrendous "

It is absolutely dreadful, truly awful, or rather the effects of it are!

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

A dead body, it stays with you forever

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Blue cheese.. Uurgh

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Cheese

Curry

Cow shite

B.O

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By *ai18Man
over a year ago

Templemore

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep Heat has a shocking smell

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Deep Heat smell is class when it's not too overpowering

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Offensive smells are very personal, but in my case the most gut-wrenchingly offensive smell has to be the discontinued parasitic worm medicine, which was combination of piperazine and senna, called Pripsen.

It is utterly horrific beyond words, truly awful; I have not smelled in in over 50 and I can still smell it, and the last place where I was exposed to it.

I have Pripsen PTSD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sour milk is vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offensive smells are very personal, but in my case the most gut-wrenchingly offensive smell has to be the discontinued parasitic worm medicine, which was combination of piperazine and senna, called Pripsen.

It is utterly horrific beyond words, truly awful; I have not smelled in in over 50 and I can still smell it, and the last place where I was exposed to it.

I have Pripsen PTSD! "

Do you mind me asking where you had such experience with piperazine?

That used to be the active ingredient in head shop pills that were labeled as Bath salts and not for human consumption until they were banned then mephadrone took over until a blanket ban was imposed.. Many a great night I had on piperazine derived tablets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans who have not washed in years

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Parsnips and leeks the smell of those two vegetables make me feel sick

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

Nothing beats Hydrogen Sulfide!

Stops you in your tracks!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

My sense of smell has never been great so it takes a lot to make me react like that.

That said in my line of work I do occasionally have to work a n sewer lines that would make your eyes water.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Humans who have not washed in years"

I know a guy who has not washed himself in decades, and as he has no working toilet in his home, he stores his urine and faeces in buckets. In warm weather, he is literally walking with fleas and lice; it is important to be upwind in his presence!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

It is utterly horrific beyond words, truly awful; I have not smelled in in over 50 and I can still smell it, and the last place where I was exposed to it.

I have Pripsen PTSD!

Do you mind me asking where you had such experience with piperazine?

My parents used to feed it to me; I spoke to a woman, whom I used to have sex with, and she also said she never smelled anything so horrific as Pripsen!

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

"Humans who have not washed in years

He must have hundreds of buckets at this stage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first bale of silage being opened in November

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Humans who have not washed in years

He must have hundreds of buckets at this stage!

He empties some of them in his garden, intermittently

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Humans who have not washed in years"

Ah we're not that bad!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Farts in a pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell in tipp town when the dairy coops effluent plant has stopped working in the height of a hot summer! One more reason to give that shit hole town a wide berth!!!

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Poison

Alien

And most of the eighties migraine inducing perfumes (stenches ) that you could smell , inhale and taste

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Chicken slurry or a Guinness fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the Gay Downstairs

70+

Plays with his bum

Smokes Very heavily 30-40

Does not wash (absurd hairdo)

Wears Conti pants very proud to model them &

He's on here Jackson Persona x 3/5

Stench ASS & Ash + Bus-Seat

Filthy Creepy Gay Voice ??

Im Going Health Authorities for Vapourisation

Bum Ass Ash Bus Seat ?24/FAGS/7?

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

The smell of blood. It makes me faint. I have no control over it. Its that smell of iron, and maybe memories triggered by the smell, that cause my blood pressure to drop and my head to spin.

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

Slurry

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

A baby's dirty nappy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smelly belly button! Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That turkey shit fertiliser the farmers use. Eyeball burning, throat gagging stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom cat piss/spray is pungent

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Renardine.

It was a fox and vermin repellent that used to be available at one time. Christ, it was awful.

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

My rottweiler's farts

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Peanut butter."

We are so over

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

" A dead body, it stays with you forever

Yep, especially after it's been in the hot sun for a period of time.

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford

Opening a tin of pedigree chum dog food

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Going by the videos on YouTube of people unfamiliar with it opening a tin of it and trying to eat it, I'm guessing the Swedish fermented herring known as surströmming must smell absolutely rank!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Blue cheese.. Uurgh "

It is interesting how people vary in their tastes; blue cheese has a strong flavour, but as one ages taste buds become less sensitive so stronger flavours are required to stimulate the palate; blue cheese, the stronger the better is my preferred choice, especially the much stronger English and French varieties!

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Someone's granny as she stands too near to the fire

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Some dogs have a primitive fascination with rolling themselves in fox and badger crap, when they are out and about in woods.

The smell is horrific!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelling salts for weight lifters absolutly horrific

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The most awful smell from a human that I ever smelt was from a girl who sat beside me on a train in Norway, and insisted on talking to me; it was so bad I can still recall it: a combination of body odour from the nether regions and sickly cheap perfume!

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

Oh Gosh, I cannot cope with any undesirable smells. Morning breath, body odour, anything really, ewwwww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dried in piss. It just gets into your nose and burns it. Some of the back alleies in Dublin city would make you gag with the smell

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

Foot rot in Animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone's granny as she stands too near to the fire

Don't forget you put meets up to age of 99

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

"Someone's granny as she stands too near to the fire

Don't forget you put meets up to age of 99

No coal fires in my house thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst smell I’ve ever experienced (and it’s still ingrained in my memory) is from a woman I met on a dating app… I still gag at the thought of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst smell I’ve ever experienced (and it’s still ingrained in my memory) is from a woman I met on a dating app… I still gag at the thought of it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a man whom I suspect hadn’t washed in literally years. He smelled of old dried fish. It was horrific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst smell I’ve ever experienced (and it’s still ingrained in my memory) is from a woman I met on a dating app… I still gag at the thought of it. "
hope knowbodys eating their dinner reading this lol

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By *ingleStud85Man
over a year ago

Donegal

A neglected urinal trough at dive bar.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I have an unusually frank and forthright habit of specifically mentioning to anyone suffering from halitosis (foul breath) that their oral hygiene might need some attention, if they want to excel in the art of kissing.

I am always direct but with a hint of benevolent diplomacy!

Bad breath has many causes and may at times require medical intervention; it is not simply a matter of brushing one's teeth more frequently and thoroughly.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Had to drive to cork on sunday

Unfortunately I had to stop for a coffee at the circle K / McDonalds on the M8 at Cashel

The mens toilets which was basically a stainless steel trough was the worst smelling toilet I've ever been in ....absolutely foul smell

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Ballyhaunis

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By *aywhatnowMan
over a year ago

North County

"Had to drive to cork on sunday

Unfortunately I had to stop for a coffee at the circle K / McDonalds on the M8 at Cashel

The mens toilets which was basically a stainless steel trough was the worst smelling toilet I've ever been in ....absolutely foul smell "

Nothing but muck savages down there

all at the ploughing now!!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

One bucolic smell that most people find offensive is pig manure, which has a very strong smell of ammonia, but I love the odour from pig shite, and the fresher the better!

I think it reminds me of my childhood, and many happy hours on a farm, several decades ago.

I often go walking near an experimental pig farm, and when the prevailing wind is blowing from the south-west, the delightful aroma from hundreds if pigs wafts across my path.

It takes all sorts to make a world!

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By *ardrod991Man
over a year ago

city

Rendering plant , also a dead calf that has been rotting inside a live cow for weeks until nearly full term I had to take the calf out in pieces ! I can still smell it 30 years on !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushrooms being fried…..instant vomiting

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By *eastMan
over a year ago

Oranmore

A whiff of desperation….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger a dead whale washed up on the beach in the middle of summer. I lived 5 miles from it and could smell it from my house as it rotted. When you got close to it the smell made your eyes water. Can still remember it to this day

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I love chocolate but having spent a few nights in a hotel on the continent beside a chocolate factory turned my stomach

- give me proximity to Guinness brewery any day - and I don't like Guinness

Mrs

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By *rish CougarWoman
over a year ago

Bray

An unwashed cock the smell was totally revolting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any port-aloo on the 3rd day of a festival

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Several years ago I found the rotting carcass of a very large deceased seal that had been washed up on a very high spring tide above the normal high water mark; the stench when downwind was just indescribable. Horrific, beyond words.

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By *agherafeltmanMan
over a year ago

magherafelt

"The first bale of silage being opened in November "

I love the smell of silage

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By *rokenAngelandTheDivilCouple
over a year ago

Near By

"Had to drive to cork on sunday

Unfortunately I had to stop for a coffee at the circle K / McDonalds on the M8 at Cashel

The mens toilets which was basically a stainless steel trough was the worst smelling toilet I've ever been in ....absolutely foul smell "

Normally not too bad there

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By *itty369Woman
over a year ago

Munster somewhere sometime

I used to work beside a meat factory and one day a week a truck would pass locally named as the "gutt truck" and it smelled as offal as it sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From the lounge

What odours make you viscerally swear, recoil, or otherwise a very unhappy bunny?

For me human vomit is up there "

Leachate is the foul smelling black tar like water produced by rotting rubbish on landfills, also your brown bin if it's washed out regularly will have a pool of it. It get in your nostrils and back of your throat before you smell it and it lingers

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By *irdyxWoman
over a year ago

dublin/ Birmingham

Sweaty balls !! it's not sexy and it's a smell that lingers .

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Your ma

Sorry

I'm having a giddy afternoon

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Wet dog

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The last location at which I worked had a business that used a laser cutter to precisely cut sheet metal and the cutter has to ventilate the toxic fumes into the open air; I often had to work downwind of the fan which extracted the fumes, which were actually yellow in colour; the smell from those fumes was horrific and would literally take your breath away, such was their toxicity. Dreadful!

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By *acob12369Man
over a year ago

URPANTS

The ally way between dawson st and south fredrick street. Either smells of piss, disinfectant or a combo of both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those plastic portaloos in the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullshit

Just can't air that crap out no matter how hard you try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a Lad Door Num 13

He only used 3-4 pairs underwear

He'd rotate them for about 3-4 months

Championing & Never Washing

His Trick was force his Missus/whoever to sniff his arse

He had rating scheme for the offenses & how foul it likely

The Colds Flus & Bronchial, With Zits & Bacterial problems were Rife.

He'd make people fuck him even in a bin bag.

The smell both ends of when he walked past with his Flair & Likelihood were foul enough but Troop that Followed were worse than Gary Glitter Fan clubs

You were not allowed to sit anywhere He'd Been - Legally

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"There was a Lad Door Num 13

He only used 3-4 pairs underwear

He'd rotate them for about 3-4 months

Championing & Never Washing

His Trick was force his Missus/whoever to sniff his arse

He had rating scheme for the offenses & how foul it likely

The Colds Flus & Bronchial, With Zits & Bacterial problems were Rife.

He'd make people fuck him even in a bin bag.

The smell both ends of when he walked past with his Flair & Likelihood were foul enough but Troop that Followed were worse than Gary Glitter Fan clubs

You were not allowed to sit anywhere He'd Been - Legally "

Wtf????

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Its the Gay Downstairs

70+

Plays with his bum

Smokes Very heavily 30-40

Does not wash (absurd hairdo)

Wears Conti pants very proud to model them &

He's on here Jackson Persona x 3/5

Stench ASS & Ash + Bus-Seat

Filthy Creepy Gay Voice ??

Im Going Health Authorities for Vapourisation

Bum Ass Ash Bus Seat ?24/FAGS/7?"

AGAIN WTF?

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