FabSwingers.com forum: DAILY ITEMS TO BE USED AS SEX TOYS...

By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

As you know, dreaded inflation has occurred and consequentually has swung a kick into our kink

in that many people now have less disposable income to spend on quality sex toys...

So in keeping with the times, can you get your thinking caps on and think of daily items that can double up as great sex toys??!

Think (very) Blue Peter here!

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

If spanking is your thing, drop into your kitchen and grab your spatula. The rubber ones could work really well

(A wooden spoon could work but realistically might be a bit too traumatic to be used by anyone over the age of 40)

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

49 cent cucumbers from Aldi or Lidl

At those prices you could afford to go fuck yourself

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Cable ties as restraint or handcuffs, just not to tight or that could depend on the person

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Swishing around mouthwash before or during oral sex will create a pleasurable tingling sensation on your play partner

This is however one time when you must spit and not swallow

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The new fab trend Coconut oil

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

My husband

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"49 cent cucumbers from Aldi or Lidl

At those prices you could afford to go fuck yourself "

A bag of carrots at 99c will go further, last longer and can be peeled for subsequent consumption

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over a year ago

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"49 cent cucumbers from Aldi or Lidl

At those prices you could afford to go fuck yourself

A bag of carrots at 99c will go further, last longer and can be peeled for subsequent consumption

Feckin German efficiency

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"49 cent cucumbers from Aldi or Lidl

At those prices you could afford to go fuck yourself

A bag of carrots at 99c will go further, last longer and can be peeled for subsequent consumption

Feckin German efficiency

Just don't forget to top and tail the carrot too

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By *r MacmullyMan
over a year ago

Tarbert

A tie

A duster

And to finish it a scarf to blindfold.

Quite a sensation.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"49 cent cucumbers from Aldi or Lidl

At those prices you could afford to go fuck yourself

A bag of carrots at 99c will go further, last longer and can be peeled for subsequent consumption

Feckin German efficiency

Just don't forget to top and tail the carrot too

Even carrots need tuxedos to get meets here

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Clothes pegs and can’t forget the marigolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber

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By *usketeerMan
over a year ago

Kerry

A vacuum cleaner a bit tuned

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"A vacuum cleaner a bit tuned "

I must try the miniature version - think I have a handheld one around somewhere - seeing as I've heard that a clit sucker seems to be the latest gadget for the ladies

Mrs

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

If you want a list of ordinary, everyday objects that have been used as sex toys, often unsuccessfully then a Consultant from an ER in a hospital, aka A&E, would be the ideal person!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"If you want a list of ordinary, everyday objects that have been used as sex toys, often unsuccessfully then a Consultant from an ER in a hospital, aka A&E, would be the ideal person!"

Are you saying they should all come with a health warning?

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"If you want a list of ordinary, everyday objects that have been used as sex toys, often unsuccessfully then a Consultant from an ER in a hospital, aka A&E, would be the ideal person!

Are you saying they should all come with a health warning?

No.

But people have used some unusual objects, including animate, non-human objects

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

But people have used some unusual objects, including animate, non-human objects"

Sue's used carrots,cucumber,bananas etc and a whisk handle from the kitchen.

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By *r MacmullyMan
over a year ago

Tarbert

Handle of hairbrush,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want a list of ordinary, everyday objects that have been used as sex toys, often unsuccessfully then a Consultant from an ER in a hospital, aka A&E, would be the ideal person!"

A gerbil was the story I heard from a former A&E nurse

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"If you want a list of ordinary, everyday objects that have been used as sex toys, often unsuccessfully then a Consultant from an ER in a hospital, aka A&E, would be the ideal person!

A gerbil was the story I heard from a former A&E nurse"

That only happened the once

I still miss Bil

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By *usketeerMan
over a year ago

Kerry

What about the car gear stick? You can then be using a toy while dogging?

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Coconut oil for sure

The things you can do with that stuff

B x

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By *itty369Woman
over a year ago

Munster somewhere sometime

Oral b pulsar toothbrush has a lovely handle on it

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oral b pulsar toothbrush has a lovely handle on it

I'm sure the bristles could be fun too

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By *itty369Woman
over a year ago

Munster somewhere sometime

True something new to try

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By *nardriMan
over a year ago

near town

A bag of carrots at 99c will go further, last longer and can be peeled for subsequent consumption

Just don’t chop them up because she is not a fucking slot machine

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By *irstCaptainMan
over a year ago

mayo galway sligo

Some of these phones have serious vibrate function...

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

If you like being whipped, use strawberry laces. They sting like hell and leave amazingly detailed lines then you can eat them as a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut oil for sure

The things you can do with that stuff

B x"

Good for the skin too!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Reciprocal/saber saw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a list of things to never borrow or touch from other homes.....

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"A vacuum cleaner a bit tuned "

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If it's good enough for Officer Doofy, it's good enough for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belt works as a leish....

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Electric toothbrushes are designed to get to those hard-to-reach places

but best to use the brushless side or the bristles to indulge in foreplay!

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

We have a very fond memory of rubbing a melting Magnum all over my dick while Mrs. hungrily licked it off

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"If you like being whipped, use strawberry laces. They sting like hell and leave amazingly detailed lines then you can eat them as a bonus. "

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Think we have a winner!

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By *ir SnakebitesMan
over a year ago

Llandeilo

I made a very good spreader bar with a broom handle and some clips

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By *ittyKate999Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Table tennis bat - leaves such pretty marks

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