FabSwingers.com forum: Handyman for sexual favours

By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

Any lady’s or couples up for this , open to suggestions .

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?"

How would you record that in the books?

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By *irstCaptainMan
over a year ago

mayo galway sligo

Bik

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By *eckycd41TV/TS
over a year ago

Navan

Message me I'll keep it clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good to do any work for a bit of fun as I carry out my work. But still would need paying lol

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?"
I haven’t do any yet , but would be thinking along them lines .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?

How would you record that in the books?"

I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?

How would you record that in the books?

I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method "
lol

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?

How would you record that in the books?

I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method "

It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?

How would you record that in the books?

I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method

It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads

Could be classified as a Charitable Donation well that's if you classify sperm as a donation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?

How would you record that in the books?

I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method

It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads

Barter is taxable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?

How would you record that in the books?

I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method

It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads

Barter is taxable

All this accounting talk is getting me all hot between the spreadsheets

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

Trim

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?

How would you record that in the books?

I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method

It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads

Could be classified as a Charitable Donation well that's if you classify sperm as a donation

But can you still claim that if he's had a vasectomy or doesn't cum

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?

How would you record that in the books?

I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method

It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads

Barter is taxable

Only if they find out

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

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You cut grass for free for friends or wash windows too , why not put up shelves and get rewarded with screwdriver lol

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?

How would you record that in the books?

I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method

It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads

Could be classified as a Charitable Donation well that's if you classify sperm as a donation

Depends which way you look at it, if it's a kink thing and he does work for you being dominated, do you charge as a mistress?

What about a pitty fuck? Is that an equal trade for say, a bit of plumbing?

Or if it's just a shake and vac, who puts the freshness back?

(I defy anyone here over 35 not to read that line without signing it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit i sang along without thinking

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Or if it's just a shake and vac, who puts the freshness back?

(I defy anyone here over 35 not to read that line without signing it)

Ah ffs...I can even picture the Ad! Now thats stuck in my head!!!! Thanks for that!

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By *imself70Man
over a year ago

Wesht Cork

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?

How would you record that in the books?

I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method

It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads

Barter is taxable

All this accounting talk is getting me all hot between the spreadsheets "

Might attract VAT though ( very awkward tax)

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

Bump .!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But cash is king,no??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be the Pat Mustard of Donegal,with an offer like that.

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

"But cash is king,no??"
na it’s not sll about the cash , some wife’s do like to tease .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get paid by the ml or per inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But cash is king,no??na it’s not sll about the cash , some wife’s do like to tease .

Yeah,and I'd say the OP is inundated with offers from all those teasing wives too.

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

Another keyboard warrior .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another keyboard warrior .

Lol.

Must be plenty of Donegal wives who need their overgrown bushes trimmed?

You should try and "branch" out look further a"field".......

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By *ustfun009Man
over a year ago

oxford

Handyman here...just a cover for nosey neighbours

i do as i am asked once behind closed doors

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By *asseur_9Man
over a year ago

Ballymoney

Have done some gardening for a lady and was rewarded

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By *umpkinnMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Could do an IKEA assembly service "we bang in the dowel until you need a towel"

Getting myself worked up just thinking of interference fits

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Any ladies able to lay a few blocks?? Theres a ride in it for ya

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By *ayray22Man
over a year ago

lucan

Iv done a few, it makes the day better lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be classified as benefit in kind???

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Would it be classified as benefit in kind???

Well definitely a kind of benefit

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Not one person has asked for what qualifications he has to do "handyman" jobs. There are standards and laws about who can do what.

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By *ub23Man
over a year ago

wandering

As a tradesman I think you've being watching much open haha

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

navan

"Not one person has asked for what qualifications he has to do "handyman" jobs. There are standards and laws about who can do what."

Standards and laws me hole

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

"Not one person has asked for what qualifications he has to do "handyman" jobs. There are standards and laws about who can do what."

You need to be a member of the "Guild of Masturbating Craftsmen"

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By *hysoserious2012Man
over a year ago

meath louth border

Mechanic here if anyone has any problems be cash payment thou lol its January after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a thing . What I have been getting money all these years

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By *imself70Man
over a year ago

Wesht Cork

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?

How would you record that in the books?

I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method

It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads

Could be classified as a Charitable Donation well that's if you classify sperm as a donation

750 sperm credit's before falling into tax net

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By *odyboyzCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Santry

Once shagged the central heating guy , and blew a plumber

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By *artinaAndrewCouple
over a year ago

mountmellick

I have a list ......

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

"I have a list ......"

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By *andysexmanMan
over a year ago

any location

I got a few jobs on this site. got paid And rewarded by the customer, and have been called back for other odd jobs.

I even fitted for a customer with just my tool belt on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might go back at the nixxers this year

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By *laveishMan
over a year ago

kildare

Have fitted a lot of kitchens and wardrobes. Have to say. Many’s a time I would have thought about this. Definitely a fantasy I would like to fulfill

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By *hilaboutMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

Girl here told me she had back issues n fucked physio during appointments

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By *aitingstillMan
over a year ago

East of Cork

On my bucket list

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By *odyboyzCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Santry

"Girl here told me she had back issues n fucked physio during appointments "

I have thought the same with my physio.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"Girl here told me she had back issues n fucked physio during appointments "

If the back issue warrants a visit to the physio then I don't think s*x would be on the cards ..... or the treatment table for that matter.

More like attraction than traction.

That physio could be struck off after being su*ked off.

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By *orningstar3Man
over a year ago

galway

It can cause a one day job into a week's worth,

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By *irthyGuyNIMan
over a year ago

Bangor

I’ve fixed a few computers for favours. Been working on IT for a long time so it does come in handy. Anyone needing a hand with their pc I’m happy to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will build websites for any kind of female attention at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies looking for some gardening done lawns hedges trimmed get in touch

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By *odyboyzCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Santry

Any electrician in the Dublin area. North side.

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone wanted small carpentery jobs done around co longford id be happy to oblige

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By *ustmenMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Please any plumber.. ?

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Ive a long list... Of jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive a long list... Of jobs "

Girl me too

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"Ive a long list... Of jobs

Girl me too

Please send PM with detailed list of jobs to be completed.

All work carried out to highest standard and satisfaction fully guaranteed.

Settlement in full on satisfactory completion of relevant repairs.

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Detailed specifications and time lines are being drawn up.

Contract of works will issue shortly.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Detailed specifications and time lines are being drawn up.

Contract of works will issue shortly.

Obviously,from a health and safety perspective you need someone to oversee the jobs being carried out. I'll volunteer for that task....that's the kinda guy I am!!!! Literally

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By *otfitguy4uMan
over a year ago

ballina

Available for all your wood flooring requirements. Excellent work and laid to perfection ??

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

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By *erry cMan
over a year ago

Longford westmeath

Hi I work in construction do most jobs available if anyone in westmeath Longford area looking all jobs catered for

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By *anysicoMan
over a year ago

cork

Hardwood & laminate flooring here , just ask

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By *illow and FionnCouple
over a year ago

Cork

In all seriousness, we need a plumber here.... (I know!!!)

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?

How would you record that in the books?

I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method

It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads

Could be classified as a Charitable Donation well that's if you classify sperm as a donation

Unless he knocks someone up. Would it be inheritance tax then?

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

All this work, requires a Quantity Surveyor to keep control on things....

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By *riendly_fun_guyMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"In all seriousness, we need a plumber here.... (I know!!!)"

There must some quality plumbers in Cork available at short notice to find and fix a leak…

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By *andysexmanMan
over a year ago

any location

Cabinet maker hear.

I do wardrobe, kitchen, free standing units.

Monaghan,Louth,Cavan, Meath and Dublin areas.

No Job to big or small.

Get in touch.

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Think there is definitely a need for this service.

Hand a man servicing

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By *ringo1965Man
over a year ago

ENNISCORTHY

Only if I can enter by the trademans entrance.

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