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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know saying "Camel toe" maybe cool to say to a woman, but how do u say the following without sounding disrespectful "fat pussy, big pussy,meaty puss, plum pussy,or puffy pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well why would you say fat pussy? It's a pussy

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Why do you need the adjective?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say it 5 times quickly...

Very voluptuous vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moose hoof?

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Say it 5 times quickly...

Very voluptuous vagina"

VULVA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lush

Voluptuous

Devine

Plump

Pillowy

Who knows who would like or hate any or all of those.

Words land differently for different people. No right or wrong usually, just preferences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it a front bum myself personally

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

Beavage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairy mary

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Fairy mary"

Hairy mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fairy mary

Hairy mary "

Its not hairy

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Moy

Lady clamps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taco flaps

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Sausage wallet

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Do you need to say any of it? How do you want to use it in a sentence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on, rewind...saying camel toe to a woman is a cool thing?

Jaysus I must have missed that memo

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Moy


"Do you need to say any of it? How do you want to use it in a sentence? "

Could always say ‘excuse me, I’m not sure if you noticed, but your lady clamps are showing through your leggings’

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Say it 5 times quickly...

Very voluptuous vagina"

Or very visible vulva

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Chubby clunge ?

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By *imself70Man
over a year ago

Wesht Cork

Just enjoy the view of the lovely camel toe.....no need to say anything, say it all with a smile.

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

Jesus, what a disturbing way to describe the trappers hat.

I meán, if i could see a ladies beef curtains without her being naked in front of me, surely she can see her hotdog bun in a mirror.

And what fucked world could a stranger tell her?

"Excuse me young lady, (even if she's older than God) did you know your bottoms are stuck up your penis clamp for the world to see.

I would say you have a case of camel toe but I wanted to be respectful"

Right of to have a shower now, as even typing this made me feel wierd and yukky.

Nearly as bad as the time someone made me wear a Man U top as a bet.

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim


"I know saying "Camel toe" maybe cool to say to a woman, but how do u say the following without sounding disrespectful "fat pussy, big pussy,meaty puss, plum pussy,or puffy pussy?"

Oh and never cool, not cool, massively insulting I guess. Please use it when I'm there so I can film the reaction and post on here....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I know saying "Camel toe" maybe cool to say to a woman, but how do u say the following without sounding disrespectful "fat pussy, big pussy,meaty puss, plum pussy,or puffy pussy?"

Just tell her to bring her cat to the vet as it may be overweight.

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim


"I know saying "Camel toe" maybe cool to say to a woman, but how do u say the following without sounding disrespectful "fat pussy, big pussy,meaty puss, plum pussy,or puffy pussy?

Just tell her to bring her cat to the vet as it may be overweight. "

LMAO your trying to get him killed.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Not wording I'd use but have heard it called piss flaps

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Not wording I'd use but have heard it called piss flaps "

How are your beef curtains this morning?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Not wording I'd use but have heard it called piss flaps "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say it 5 times quickly...

Very voluptuous vagina"
hmmmm I think this is the answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just enjoy the view of the lovely camel toe.....no need to say anything, say it all with a smile."
What's a word if you can't say it, lengend once said, "if you don't talk today, u might be able to say it tomorrow"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus, what a disturbing way to describe the trappers hat.

I meán, if i could see a ladies beef curtains without her being naked in front of me, surely she can see her hotdog bun in a mirror.

And what fucked world could a stranger tell her?

"Excuse me young lady, (even if she's older than God) did you know your bottoms are stuck up your penis clamp for the world to see.

I would say you have a case of camel toe but I wanted to be respectful"

Right of to have a shower now, as even typing this made me feel wierd and yukky.

Nearly as bad as the time someone made me wear a Man U top as a bet.

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I guessing you're arsenal fan then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Taco flaps "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lush

Voluptuous

Devine

Plump

Pillowy

Who knows who would like or hate any or all of those.

Words land differently for different people. No right or wrong usually, just preferences. "
let say she lay back on the bed, I take her panties of slowly,i might say, wow you have a beautiful plum pussy,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say it 5 times quickly...

Very voluptuous vagina

VULVA!"
exactly what am saying look the picture of you in red panties, I do I compliment thatm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I watched this ITV program, neaked attraction, and this gorgeous slim lady came in, but she very well full on down below, and they described it some how, I couldn't remember, because she was well guided down there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say it 5 times quickly...

Very voluptuous vagina

VULVA!exactly what am saying look the picture of you in red panties, I do I compliment thatm "
I mean how do I compliment that?

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim


"Jesus, what a disturbing way to describe the trappers hat.

I meán, if i could see a ladies beef curtains without her being naked in front of me, surely she can see her hotdog bun in a mirror.

And what fucked world could a stranger tell her?

"Excuse me young lady, (even if she's older than God) did you know your bottoms are stuck up your penis clamp for the world to see.

I would say you have a case of camel toe but I wanted to be respectful"

Right of to have a shower now, as even typing this made me feel wierd and yukky.

Nearly as bad as the time someone made me wear a Man U top as a bet.

I guessing you're arsenal fan then "

Not a chance, I support my local team.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus, what a disturbing way to describe the trappers hat.

I meán, if i could see a ladies beef curtains without her being naked in front of me, surely she can see her hotdog bun in a mirror.

And what fucked world could a stranger tell her?

"Excuse me young lady, (even if she's older than God) did you know your bottoms are stuck up your penis clamp for the world to see.

I would say you have a case of camel toe but I wanted to be respectful"

Right of to have a shower now, as even typing this made me feel wierd and yukky.

Nearly as bad as the time someone made me wear a Man U top as a bet.

I guessing you're arsenal fan then

Not a chance, I support my local team. "
so what's your local team got to do with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus, what a disturbing way to describe the trappers hat.

I meán, if i could see a ladies beef curtains without her being naked in front of me, surely she can see her hotdog bun in a mirror.

And what fucked world could a stranger tell her?

"Excuse me young lady, (even if she's older than God) did you know your bottoms are stuck up your penis clamp for the world to see.

I would say you have a case of camel toe but I wanted to be respectful"

Right of to have a shower now, as even typing this made me feel wierd and yukky.

Nearly as bad as the time someone made me wear a Man U top as a bet.

I guessing you're arsenal fan then

Not a chance, I support my local team. so what's your local team got to do with "

They all have flappy flange obvs

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Punched lasagne

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"Do you need to say any of it? How do you want to use it in a sentence?

Could always say ‘excuse me, I’m not sure if you noticed, but your lady clamps are showing through your leggings’"

Very polite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well why would you say fat pussy? It's a pussy"
in evert word I used, fat pussy was the only word u hold n too?

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Ok.. who is lengend

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Beef curtains

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x


"Well why would you say fat pussy? It's a pussyin evert word I used, fat pussy was the only word u hold n too? "

Wouldn't be nice to call it anything but a pussy without the insulting words to the lady...if you want it to go any further...

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

I'd just leaving the slang names out and just calling it beautiful...How's that sound?

Don't think any words you used would be nice at all!

Imagine the other way round us ladies describing your package with insulting words?

Would you still wanna have fun?if we dented your ego ?

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By *kybornMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

It’s gotta be “the happy place” - if you ain’t happy there, you ain’t happy anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd just leaving the slang names out and just calling it beautiful...How's that sound?

Don't think any words you used would be nice at all!

Imagine the other way round us ladies describing your package with insulting words?

Would you still wanna have fun?if we dented your ego ?"
You found it insulting, u not speaking for everyone else I guess.

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