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"MsFluffy needs help on the side of the road as her car has broken down. While you offer to help like a gentleman I sneak from behind you and pull your trousers down as MsFluffy nudges you over! We drive away with the cookie seeing you in the rear view mirror waddle after us like a baby penguin, underwear at your ankles OUR COOKIE! " Thanks for the spin, and the cookie she shouts as she opens the door and dives out, ninja rolling away with the cookie Sorry love, my cookie | |||
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"MsFluffy needs help on the side of the road as her car has broken down. While you offer to help like a gentleman I sneak from behind you and pull your trousers down as MsFluffy nudges you over! We drive away with the cookie seeing you in the rear view mirror waddle after us like a baby penguin, underwear at your ankles OUR COOKIE! Thanks for the spin, and the cookie she shouts as she opens the door and dives out, ninja rolling away with the cookie Sorry love, my cookie " I've been waiting behind the hedge. As you clatter into it, dropping the cookie, I grab it and make a run for the hills | |||
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"MsFluffy needs help on the side of the road as her car has broken down. While you offer to help like a gentleman I sneak from behind you and pull your trousers down as MsFluffy nudges you over! We drive away with the cookie seeing you in the rear view mirror waddle after us like a baby penguin, underwear at your ankles OUR COOKIE! Thanks for the spin, and the cookie she shouts as she opens the door and dives out, ninja rolling away with the cookie Sorry love, my cookie I've been waiting behind the hedge. As you clatter into it, dropping the cookie, I grab it and make a run for the hills " My cookie | |||
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"As you run up the hill you slip. My hand goes between your legs Now it's my cookie " I'm pretty quick at hands reaching between my legs uninvited, grabbing and twisting your wrist and snatch it back just as you think it's safe in your possession. One look into the depths of my blue eyes and you're hy pn otized, giving me time to get to my get away vehicle. My cookie | |||
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"I lay out an elaborate trail of m&ms this distracting her away and while she’s is out of sight I sneak in and take the cookie. Haha my cookie" Ah here, my weakness . But I'm greedy and don't like others taking what's not theirs without waiting to be offered it . So I'll put on my dominatrix outfit, get the whip out, take you by the ears, kneel you down in front of me as you hand back the cookie with a guilty look on your face... Down, boy! My cookie | |||
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"Bring a cute little puppy to you to have a look at While he's licking your face I grab the cookie and leg it....my cookie " You bring a puppy - well, I bring a pussy your way leaving you bog-smacked My cookie | |||
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"Oh my goodness you've two of my favourite things - cookies and feather pillows. I my eyelids at you til you fall asleep enchanted on that soft soft pillow! and take whats mine My Cookie " I'll scream like a banshee and you drop it in fright. My cookie | |||
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"Oh my goodness you've two of my favourite things - cookies and feather pillows. I my eyelids at you til you fall asleep enchanted on that soft soft pillow! and take whats mine My Cookie I'll scream like a banshee and you drop it in fright. My cookie " I start another number game to distract you, grab the cookie and flee. My cookie! | |||
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"Oh my goodness you've two of my favourite things - cookies and feather pillows. I my eyelids at you til you fall asleep enchanted on that soft soft pillow! and take whats mine My Cookie I'll scream like a banshee and you drop it in fright. My cookie I start another number game to distract you, grab the cookie and flee. My cookie!" The guy who was 93 miles away in France sends you a face pic and you drop the cookie having witnessed his stunning looks. Cookie is mine. | |||
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"Oh my goodness you've two of my favourite things - cookies and feather pillows. I my eyelids at you til you fall asleep enchanted on that soft soft pillow! and take whats mine My Cookie I'll scream like a banshee and you drop it in fright. My cookie I start another number game to distract you, grab the cookie and flee. My cookie! The guy who was 93 miles away in France sends you a face pic and you drop the cookie having witnessed his stunning looks. Cookie is mine." I ask you if youd like to see my boob tattoo and as youre perusing it i whisper in your ear so my breath is on you tormenting your senses "would you like to touch it" you say "yes please" and hand me the cookie to hold! I exclaim "gotcha my precious, my cookie!!" Kiss you deeply to disorientate you then leg it.... | |||
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"As the kittens are canoodling or whatever kittens get up to I cut a hole in the ceiling above them. Then with the mission impossible music ringing in my ears I lower myself down on a rope. Then with the laser attachment on my super spy watch I cut a hole in the security case and nab the cookie and make my escape My cookie " As super spy Geralt slyly slips softly out the door, he fails to notice my size 9 boot sticking out from behind the door, tripping him as he goes. Splat, he lands on his face and the cookie flies through the air. The ould Transit starts up and off down the road we go, cookie sitting on the dashboard as I ponder why I'm calling it that and not a fuckin biscuit like normal people. Also, that exhaust needs fixing.. MY COOKIE! | |||
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"Having had a brief respite from cookie chasing I cant resist tailing Mick and his dodgy van. I just know he'll have to stop and kick a tyre soon.... and when he does Im there. I leave a signature rainbow sock with the other pile of miscellany on the dashboard and take back the by now dust-covered biscuit. My Cookie " A dust covered biscuits sounds even worse than a soggy biscuit I watch from behind a tree while rubs looks forlornly at the dusty cookie, wondering why the chocolate chips are now moving. I leave her to it, skip off to M&S for a fresh cookie and go on my merry way. My cookie! | |||
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"While filming a documentary on poltergeists I come across Jaffa getting pleasured by not one but three well hung ghosts She's getting such a spiritual sex session she doesn't notice me sneaking up and then it's too late as it's MY COOKIE " But Melanie your stiletto heel is caught in your stringy bits... let me help you with that Soon we are bosom buddies sitting down yapping over tea, but Ive no cookie, and Im so hungry Being the kind soul you are you offer to share! But me being an unscrupulous, competitive biscuit-obsessed maniac, I take the lot...My Cookie | |||
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"Everyone knows, Cat's don't have thumb's and struggle to tie knots, so amid the fluffy feline fumbling, I steal the cookie. MY COOKIE " Hahahaha - damn these clawed paws | |||
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"Everyone knows, Cat's don't have thumb's and struggle to tie knots, so amid the fluffy feline fumbling, I steal the cookie. MY COOKIE " Your too busy building sand castles and forget about the cookie in your bag.. I creap up and snatch it. My Cookie | |||
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"Everyone knows, Cat's don't have thumb's and struggle to tie knots, so amid the fluffy feline fumbling, I steal the cookie. MY COOKIE Your too busy building sand castles and forget about the cookie in your bag.. I creap up and snatch it. My Cookie" You get a lucrative contract as the world's top cock model and with it comes all of the distractions of being a celebrity. You win the 'Dick Pick of the Year' category at the Celebration of Cocks Kinship annual awards ceremony. Whilst receiving your award in front of an adoring crowd I sneak into your dressing room and take ownership of the precious cookie. I leave the venue and make my way into the night.... | |||
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"I hire a team of 10 top models and send them to protest topless outside the McFluffy Castle, then leak the news to Mr Fluffy and give him a drawing book and pencils and tell him they will not go away until he draws a picture of each one of them. . When he leaves, I will approach Ms Fluffy sat on the throne in her all glory. Stand her up, pin her back against the wall and lean over to whisper just under her left ear while my lips are just about to touch her neck and my right forefinger is sliding down her neck's right side, narrating to her in detais what will be happening to her when Mr Fluffy is back into the room. . When the steam reaches its peak, her heart starts to rapidly race, and the flutters overpower her mind I will just slide my left hand and grab the cookie. Then sit Ms Fluffy back on her throne and go hide the cookie somewhere that cannot be found. . I will then write a letter to the Fluffys to let them know that the cookie is theirs upon Ms Fluffy agreeing to getting a one hour hot oil massage session that will light up the flares to her soul and mind . Meanwhile, My cookie." You awake from your day dream to discover that I now have the cookie. I jump in my hot air balloon and set off. | |||
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"Oh but its a flawed plan! We'd never leave ladies outside in the cold Scuppered! My Cookie " . Who said it will be cold ? And who said top models have to be only ladies? | |||
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"As I am a chippie I take a fist of nails out of my pocket puncture you tyres while you are fixing it my sexy ass wife distracts you letting me steal the cookie . We speed off in our solar powered speed boat . OUR COOKIE " . Solar powered in Ireland, hmmm, you are not going too far, are you? | |||
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"While not interested was off walking in the nip he left his cookie on the beach with hos clothes so i snatched it.. My cookie " As the day wore on and the sun got hotter , you trundled slowly along the shoreline, your quilted anorak weighing you down, when suddenly I streaked past you, grabbing the cookie from the furry hood of your anorak. MY COOKIE | |||
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"At this stage the Cookie is soggy and matted in Cat fur , is it still desirable? " A fresh pack with my cuppa now - my COOKIE | |||
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"At this stage the Cookie is soggy and matted in Cat fur , is it still desirable? A fresh pack with my cuppa now - my COOKIE " Ja know that feeling when it falls in too the cup after being dunked,well it didn’t I’m off my cookie | |||
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