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By *he zephyr OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

Awk perhaps the silliest thread to my memory but it was a hoot 'n' a half in my humple opinion!

As it stands, the cookie is mine!

It may also be whatever cookie you'd like it to be, all the next poster has to do is tell us how they distracted and stole it off the person above and declare it theirs!

Ending their post with "MY COOKIE!"

Last person to have it before the thread, potentially, closes 'wins' it!

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

So whilst the fluffy ones are too busy putting on matching colourful socks i sneak up , take the cookie and run away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant run far because of your throbbing penis, I easily catch you, bite your bottom and rob that cookie. My cookie!!

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

While you're biting his arse I swoop in like a hawk,whip the cookie from between the cheeks of your arse and disappear!! My cookie!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

While you were busy sitting in the back garden with your binoculars watching the neighbours I crept in and stole the cookie....my cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing you cant resist donuts I throw you one like a frizbee, you drop the cookie to catch it and...

A bit worse for wear but its My Cookie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knowing you cant resist donuts I throw you one like a frizbee, you drop the cookie to catch it and...

A bit worse for wear but its My Cookie!"

I see you running past and invite you in for some Shakira karaoke

As soon as you have belted out the first bars of Hips Don't Lie I grab it from your hand and run upstairs

and now it's MY COOKIE

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

As you desperately try to flag down a tractor to make a getaway I take the cookie from your suspender strap I have the cookie

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By *he zephyr OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

MsFluffy needs help on the side of the road as her car has broken down. While you offer to help like a gentleman I sneak from behind you and pull your trousers down as MsFluffy nudges you over! We drive away with the cookie seeing you in the rear view mirror waddle after us like a baby penguin, underwear at your ankles

OUR COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MsFluffy needs help on the side of the road as her car has broken down. While you offer to help like a gentleman I sneak from behind you and pull your trousers down as MsFluffy nudges you over! We drive away with the cookie seeing you in the rear view mirror waddle after us like a baby penguin, underwear at your ankles

OUR COOKIE! "

Thanks for the spin, and the cookie she shouts as she opens the door and dives out, ninja rolling away with the cookie Sorry love, my cookie

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"MsFluffy needs help on the side of the road as her car has broken down. While you offer to help like a gentleman I sneak from behind you and pull your trousers down as MsFluffy nudges you over! We drive away with the cookie seeing you in the rear view mirror waddle after us like a baby penguin, underwear at your ankles

OUR COOKIE!

Thanks for the spin, and the cookie she shouts as she opens the door and dives out, ninja rolling away with the cookie Sorry love, my cookie "

I've been waiting behind the hedge. As you clatter into it, dropping the cookie, I grab it and make a run for the hills

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"MsFluffy needs help on the side of the road as her car has broken down. While you offer to help like a gentleman I sneak from behind you and pull your trousers down as MsFluffy nudges you over! We drive away with the cookie seeing you in the rear view mirror waddle after us like a baby penguin, underwear at your ankles

OUR COOKIE!

Thanks for the spin, and the cookie she shouts as she opens the door and dives out, ninja rolling away with the cookie Sorry love, my cookie

I've been waiting behind the hedge. As you clatter into it, dropping the cookie, I grab it and make a run for the hills "

My cookie

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By *ookiemonster2Man
over a year ago

westmeath everywhere

As you run up the hill you slip.

My hand goes between your legs

Now it's my cookie

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"As you run up the hill you slip.

My hand goes between your legs

Now it's my cookie "

I'm pretty quick at hands reaching between my legs uninvited, grabbing and twisting your wrist and snatch it back just as you think it's safe in your possession. One look into the depths of my blue eyes and you're hy pn otized, giving me time to get to my get away vehicle.

My cookie

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I lay out an elaborate trail of m&ms this distracting her away and while she’s is out of sight I sneak in and take the cookie. Haha my cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I lay out an elaborate trail of m&ms this distracting her away and while she’s is out of sight I sneak in and take the cookie. Haha my cookie"

Ah here, my weakness . But I'm greedy and don't like others taking what's not theirs without waiting to be offered it . So I'll put on my dominatrix outfit, get the whip out, take you by the ears, kneel you down in front of me as you hand back the cookie with a guilty look on your face... Down, boy!

My cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heels on? Dont you know you cant run in them!??

While you and Ger are distracted jostling for dominance Im outta there with My Cookie

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By *he zephyr OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

The very second you let your guard down for the evening I take you hostage at finger-gunpoint and you hand over the cookie before anyone gets hurt. Pew pew!

Sorry, my dear, MY COOKIE!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Bring a cute little puppy to you to have a look at

While he's licking your face I grab the cookie and leg it....my cookie

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Bring a cute little puppy to you to have a look at

While he's licking your face I grab the cookie and leg it....my cookie "

You bring a puppy - well, I bring a pussy your way leaving you bog-smacked

My cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wondered why the cookie monster was always a contrary huer. Well If getting constantly fisted by some lad in a bin and ya your best friend was a massive happy yellow budgy. Who decided to tell him sorry grouchy your cookies got ate by the fister.

But then the budgy turned rouge and ran over and took "MY COOKIES"

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte

I was out clay pigeon shooting when I saw a moving target that appeared to be a yellow budgie. I loaded up the barrel and with one shot I turned that budgie into pillow feathers. And from the air fell……. My Cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my goodness you've two of my favourite things - cookies and feather pillows. I my eyelids at you til you fall asleep enchanted on that soft soft pillow! and take whats mine My Cookie

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Oh my goodness you've two of my favourite things - cookies and feather pillows. I my eyelids at you til you fall asleep enchanted on that soft soft pillow! and take whats mine My Cookie "

I'll scream like a banshee and you drop it in fright.

My cookie

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Oh my goodness you've two of my favourite things - cookies and feather pillows. I my eyelids at you til you fall asleep enchanted on that soft soft pillow! and take whats mine My Cookie

I'll scream like a banshee and you drop it in fright.

My cookie "

I start another number game to distract you, grab the cookie and flee. My cookie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my goodness you've two of my favourite things - cookies and feather pillows. I my eyelids at you til you fall asleep enchanted on that soft soft pillow! and take whats mine My Cookie

I'll scream like a banshee and you drop it in fright.

My cookie

I start another number game to distract you, grab the cookie and flee. My cookie!"

The guy who was 93 miles away in France sends you a face pic and you drop the cookie having witnessed his stunning looks. Cookie is mine.

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By *ngel and EvilCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"Oh my goodness you've two of my favourite things - cookies and feather pillows. I my eyelids at you til you fall asleep enchanted on that soft soft pillow! and take whats mine My Cookie

I'll scream like a banshee and you drop it in fright.

My cookie

I start another number game to distract you, grab the cookie and flee. My cookie!

The guy who was 93 miles away in France sends you a face pic and you drop the cookie having witnessed his stunning looks. Cookie is mine."

I ask you if youd like to see my boob tattoo and as youre perusing it i whisper in your ear so my breath is on you tormenting your senses "would you like to touch it" you say "yes please" and hand me the cookie to hold! I exclaim "gotcha my precious, my cookie!!" Kiss you deeply to disorientate you then leg it....

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By * am in Your DreamsMan
over a year ago

South

As you kiss him to distract and steal the cookie I steal it from you then levitate 12 feet above the ground with a glass of milk dipping the My Cookie into a glass of milk until there is none left. No there is only one way left to get this cookie off me, best of luck if you want My Cookie.

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By *he zephyr OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

*Ten houra eariler*

While you all fight over the cookie we nip in during the shenanigans and replace it with a Jaffa Cake! To the untrained eye you all battle over it unaware you're fighting for a cake as we ride off to hide out in Mexico with... OUR COOKIE!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

As the kittens are canoodling or whatever kittens get up to I cut a hole in the ceiling above them. Then with the mission impossible music ringing in my ears I lower myself down on a rope. Then with the laser attachment on my super spy watch I cut a hole in the security case and nab the cookie and make my escape

My cookie

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"As the kittens are canoodling or whatever kittens get up to I cut a hole in the ceiling above them. Then with the mission impossible music ringing in my ears I lower myself down on a rope. Then with the laser attachment on my super spy watch I cut a hole in the security case and nab the cookie and make my escape

My cookie "

As super spy Geralt slyly slips softly out the door, he fails to notice my size 9 boot sticking out from behind the door, tripping him as he goes. Splat, he lands on his face and the cookie flies through the air. The ould Transit starts up and off down the road we go, cookie sitting on the dashboard as I ponder why I'm calling it that and not a fuckin biscuit like normal people. Also, that exhaust needs fixing..

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having had a brief respite from cookie chasing I cant resist tailing Mick and his dodgy van.

I just know he'll have to stop and kick a tyre soon.... and when he does Im there. I leave a signature rainbow sock with the other pile of miscellany on the dashboard and take back the by now dust-covered biscuit.

My Cookie

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Having had a brief respite from cookie chasing I cant resist tailing Mick and his dodgy van.

I just know he'll have to stop and kick a tyre soon.... and when he does Im there. I leave a signature rainbow sock with the other pile of miscellany on the dashboard and take back the by now dust-covered biscuit.

My Cookie

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A dust covered biscuits sounds even worse than a soggy biscuit

I watch from behind a tree while rubs looks forlornly at the dusty cookie, wondering why the chocolate chips are now moving. I leave her to it, skip off to M&S for a fresh cookie and go on my merry way. My cookie!

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By *he zephyr OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

Unaware that her forlone nature was a distraction, I have sneaked up behind you and stolen your phone! Turning on the "Who's Near" on your account and gently placing it back in your pocket before sneaking off... As you leave M&S with your new cookie suddenly a wave of single men descend upon the store! "WOMAN!!" they grunt as they corner you at the entrance, swooping down on my paraglider I snatch the new cookie from your hand before you're dragged into the moshpit of men...

MY COOKIE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking my hand of Tom Cruise's cock just as he explodes all over the cockpit (but crucially not my dress) at Mach 3 I grab the controls as Tom cleans himself up

Spotting a paraglider below I swoop in and grab it out of your hand and then it's MY COOKIE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

while oug walking in the woods I see smoke bellowing in the distance.curiousity gets yhd better of me so I stroll towards it. as I approach the source I see it's an f15 with the two pilots with opened parachutes dangerously near the wreckage.upon closer inspection I notice they are in the 69 position looking very turned on. then I notice a beautiful cookie behind them. I steal the cookie and walk away chuffed.

MY COOKIE

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By *he zephyr OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

While you're still cozy in your bed, dreaming of that time you replied to the waiter's remark of "enjoy your meal" with "thanks, you too!" only saying something different this time, I tip-toe into your room and take the cookie from beside your bed before stealing all your left shoes!

MY COOKIE!

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

I emerge out of the shadows, shrug and take the right shoes and a white sheet. I follow the kittens out of the room, throwing the white sheet over me as I do. In my most polite, ghost voice, I say “excuse me kittens have you seen my shoes”. The kittens turn to scaredy cats, drop the shoes and the cookie and bolt. My cookie and my shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While filming a documentary on poltergeists I come across Jaffa getting pleasured by not one but three well hung ghosts

She's getting such a spiritual sex session she doesn't notice me sneaking up and then it's too late as it's MY COOKIE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While filming a documentary on poltergeists I come across Jaffa getting pleasured by not one but three well hung ghosts

She's getting such a spiritual sex session she doesn't notice me sneaking up and then it's too late as it's MY COOKIE "

But Melanie your stiletto heel is caught in your stringy bits... let me help you with that

Soon we are bosom buddies sitting down yapping over tea, but Ive no cookie, and Im so hungry Being the kind soul you are you offer to share!

But me being an unscrupulous, competitive biscuit-obsessed maniac, I take the lot...My Cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But Rubadub can't resist my charms and soon we are kissing like mad things ..when I spot the item in her handbag which she hadn't eaten at all.

While my tongue is down her throat I grab it and run away with MY COOKIE

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By *he zephyr OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

I decide to jump in my DeLorean, turn on the flux capacitor, get it up to 88mph and travel back in time to when the cookie wasn't all gross and weird at this point

Then elope with it!

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stick a banana up the exhaust pipe like Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop and when you get out to see what's going on I take MY COOKIE and run into a waiting limo full of pornstars and we speed away with high heels hanging out the window!

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

Im the limo driver who drives you round and all those pornstars around. I lock all the doors and close the airvents and start pumping the back of the limo with laughing gas. I tell you im gonna steal the cookie but you can do nothing but laugh and giggle. I sweep in steal the cookie and now my friend

The cookie is mine.

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

In the middle of the night when you're asleep after a long day of entertaining porn stars I sneak in and grab the cookie.

MY COOKIE

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By *he zephyr OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

Chu Chulainn is a tricky adversary - of great renown. But we know his weak spot, he cant refuse hospitality. Luring you to McFluffy castle with promises of fine wine and a comfy bed, we tie you to the four-poster bed and steal back the cookie!

My Cookie

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

Everyone knows, Cat's don't have thumb's and struggle to tie knots, so amid the fluffy feline fumbling, I steal the cookie. MY COOKIE

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By *he zephyr OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Sol


"Everyone knows, Cat's don't have thumb's and struggle to tie knots, so amid the fluffy feline fumbling, I steal the cookie. MY COOKIE "

Hahahaha - damn these clawed paws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone knows, Cat's don't have thumb's and struggle to tie knots, so amid the fluffy feline fumbling, I steal the cookie. MY COOKIE "

Your too busy building sand castles and forget about the cookie in your bag.. I creap up and snatch it.

My Cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone knows, Cat's don't have thumb's and struggle to tie knots, so amid the fluffy feline fumbling, I steal the cookie. MY COOKIE

Your too busy building sand castles and forget about the cookie in your bag.. I creap up and snatch it.

My Cookie"

You get a lucrative contract as the world's top cock model and with it comes all of the distractions of being a celebrity. You win the 'Dick Pick of the Year' category at the Celebration of Cocks Kinship annual awards ceremony. Whilst receiving your award in front of an adoring crowd I sneak into your dressing room and take ownership of the precious cookie. I leave the venue and make my way into the night....

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

And as you make your way into the night I know you got the cookie as I have been watching you so I deliberately bump into you and take the cookie from you unnoticed,gone like the thief that l am

My cookie

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By *he zephyr OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

Upon hearing of the cookies travels and current destination, we send our fiercest feline companion to deliver a summons to have you brought before us and stand trial at McFluffy Castle! Tucked cutely in their wee collar

During your very fair and reasonable trial lasting 14 seconds you are found guilty of cookie treason by a jury of cats who totally understood the complex legal system and ramifications and weren't sat cleaning themselves the whole time at all!

For your crimes you're banished from Fabonia and forced to give up the cookie whilst also having to admit it's pronounced "jif" and not "gif". Upon your exit we lift the drawbridge, man the castle walls with our best mousers and sit upon our thrones with our beloved cookie prepared for any battle that may come our way

OUR COOKIE!

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

I hire a team of 10 top models and send them to protest topless outside the McFluffy Castle, then leak the news to Mr Fluffy and give him a drawing book and pencils and tell him they will not go away until he draws a picture of each one of them.

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When he leaves, I will approach Ms Fluffy sat on the throne in her all glory. Stand her up, pin her back against the wall and lean over to whisper just under her left ear while my lips are just about to touch her neck and my right forefinger is sliding down her neck's right side, narrating to her in detais what will be happening to her when Mr Fluffy is back into the room.

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When the steam reaches its peak, her heart starts to rapidly race, and the flutters overpower her mind I will just slide my left hand and grab the cookie. Then sit Ms Fluffy back on her throne and go hide the cookie somewhere that cannot be found.

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I will then write a letter to the Fluffys to let them know that the cookie is theirs upon Ms Fluffy agreeing to getting a one hour hot oil massage session that will light up the flares to her soul and mind

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Meanwhile, My cookie.

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By *he zephyr OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

Oh but its a flawed plan! We'd never leave ladies outside in the cold Scuppered!

My Cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hire a team of 10 top models and send them to protest topless outside the McFluffy Castle, then leak the news to Mr Fluffy and give him a drawing book and pencils and tell him they will not go away until he draws a picture of each one of them.

.

When he leaves, I will approach Ms Fluffy sat on the throne in her all glory. Stand her up, pin her back against the wall and lean over to whisper just under her left ear while my lips are just about to touch her neck and my right forefinger is sliding down her neck's right side, narrating to her in detais what will be happening to her when Mr Fluffy is back into the room.

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When the steam reaches its peak, her heart starts to rapidly race, and the flutters overpower her mind I will just slide my left hand and grab the cookie. Then sit Ms Fluffy back on her throne and go hide the cookie somewhere that cannot be found.

.

I will then write a letter to the Fluffys to let them know that the cookie is theirs upon Ms Fluffy agreeing to getting a one hour hot oil massage session that will light up the flares to her soul and mind

.

Meanwhile, My cookie."

You awake from your day dream to discover that I now have the cookie.

I jump in my hot air balloon and set off.

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By *he zephyr OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

Whilst floating away in your hot air balloon, you come within striking distance of McFluffy Castle!

We plan and steady our attack, waiting for the right moment to pounce! With your balloon within reach we launch ourselves up into the air!... Then back down.... Then launch ourselves again!... Then back down... Then again!

"This bouncy castle fortress was a terrible idea" laments MsFluffy, who decides to just huck a rock at you instead

With your balloon deflating upon our castle we order our loyal legion of felines to sacrifice our domain, to engulf you, and pop it like it's the arm of your favourite chair that you specifically tell them not to scratch!

While you try to fight your way out of your rubbery prison we ride our hot pink tandem bicycle off over the horizon!

OUR COOKIE!

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

As I am a chippie I take a fist of nails out of my pocket puncture you tyres while you are fixing it my sexy ass wife distracts you letting me steal the cookie . We speed off in our solar powered speed boat .

OUR COOKIE

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

This is Ireland, a large dark storm cloud engulfs your solar speed boat, and it comes to a halt, I cruise up in "Debauched Daddy",my Dirty Diesel powered, Gentleman's Launch, and offer to tow you to safety, in return for the cookie , and you gratefully hand it over. MY COOKIE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While not interested was off walking in the nip he left his cookie on the beach with hos clothes so i snatched it.. My cookie

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre


"Oh but its a flawed plan! We'd never leave ladies outside in the cold Scuppered!

My Cookie

"

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Who said it will be cold ?

And who said top models have to be only ladies?

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre


"As I am a chippie I take a fist of nails out of my pocket puncture you tyres while you are fixing it my sexy ass wife distracts you letting me steal the cookie . We speed off in our solar powered speed boat .

OUR COOKIE "

.

Solar powered in Ireland, hmmm, you are not going too far, are you?

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare


"While not interested was off walking in the nip he left his cookie on the beach with hos clothes so i snatched it.. My cookie "

As the day wore on and the sun got hotter , you trundled slowly along the shoreline, your quilted anorak weighing you down, when suddenly I streaked past you, grabbing the cookie from the furry hood of your anorak.

MY COOKIE

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By *he zephyr OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Sol

With a nationwide manhunt underway for a crazed naked man screaming about cookies, you're quickly caught by the police as one of only two men that fit the description in Kikdare!

When in police custody you're forced to give up anything and everything on your person... As you don't have any pockets, the cookie is taken from you with a pair of tongs by an officer in a hazmat suit!

We break into the evidence locker that night, breakdancing our way past the lasers because movies and steal back the cookie begrudgingly as we probably have to bury it now six feet deep!

OUR COOKIE!

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

At this stage the Cookie is soggy and matted in Cat fur , is it still desirable?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"At this stage the Cookie is soggy and matted in Cat fur , is it still desirable? "

A fresh pack with my cuppa now - my COOKIE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At this stage the Cookie is soggy and matted in Cat fur , is it still desirable?

A fresh pack with my cuppa now - my COOKIE "

Ja know that feeling when it falls in too the cup after being dunked,well it didn’t I’m off my cookie

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

As you daintily held the cookie above a white China cup, about to dunk it, you noticed with dismay, some crumbs on your whiter than white sexy jeans, in your moment of distraction I whipped the cookie away.

MY COOKIE

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