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Only great on paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what position is a great idea on paper, but in practice is horrendous or subpar at best?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything do do with a swimming pool

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork


"Anything do do with a swimming pool "

THIS

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

There's more than one position

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Half my fantasy football team

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Sex on paper is never a good idea, it’s slippery, the crinkling noise is super annoying and I won’t even mention the paper cuts

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Sex on paper is never a good idea, it’s slippery, the crinkling noise is super annoying and I won’t even mention the paper cuts "

But what if it's a really really really big, thick, strong piece of paper, like the size of a super king-size double bed...you wouldn't even know you're having sex on it...and crinkly sounds and paper cuts might be a kink for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what position is a great idea on paper, but in practice is horrendous or subpar at best?"

Any Manchester United line-up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water bed. Just stop moving

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Water bed. Just stop moving "

Oh, that has to go on the bucket list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ended up sleeping on the floor looking up at it tutting with disappointment

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

Don't let the paper dry into you after the sex, removing it would be a bit like waxing

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Don't let the paper dry into you after the sex, removing it would be a bit like waxing "

Killed 2 birds with one stone so

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Both standing up, or in the shower

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

Anything on a beach. All great in the movies, but doesn't live up to it in reality!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything on a beach. All great in the movies, but doesn't live up to it in reality!"

Nothing is ever good when there's sand involved lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Facesitting, 69, water activities (hot tub, shower, lakes, sea, river, pool - all nopes), squirting - all fun and horny until you smell the sheets next morning

Missus

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Facesitting, 69, water activities (hot tub, shower, lakes, sea, river, pool - all nopes), squirting - all fun and horny until you smell the sheets next morning

Missus "

Ah here - did you really have to go there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Facesitting, 69, water activities (hot tub, shower, lakes, sea, river, pool - all nopes), squirting - all fun and horny until you smell the sheets next morning

Missus "

Oh party pooper!

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Did I kill the thread

Missus

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By *umon337Man
over a year ago

Offaly


"Facesitting, 69, water activities (hot tub, shower, lakes, sea, river, pool - all nopes), squirting - all fun and horny until you smell the sheets next morning

Missus

Oh party pooper! "

I think that party poop would also cause a bad smell on the sheets

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Shower, if it's bog standard, is life endangering! If it's double sized tiled wet room then it's great, especially with multi jet shower head.

Beach is great if she likes friction and an itchy pussy but really it is only good if you have a double sized beach towel or use a solid, sturdy sun lounger

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Facesitting, 69, water activities (hot tub, shower, lakes, sea, river, pool - all nopes), squirting - all fun and horny until you smell the sheets next morning

Missus

Oh party pooper!

I think that party poop would also cause a bad smell on the sheets "

Party poop ... is that a recognised term? Cos I'm stealing it, thanks

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