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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I went a little OTT picking out my new bed and it's an almost-waist-height, total Princess&ThePea bed

It's a lot of fun

This morning for my tuck & roll dismount I nailed the landing so threw my arms up like the pro gymnast I'm not and had a little giggle at my ridiculous-ness

Tell me your daft or naughty antics....

and have you been caught out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love having the house to myself naked and dancing to cheesy music makes me happy.

Lying on my bed naked with the sun shining in is another guilty pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have great conversations with my dog, she's got her own voice and never argues with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love having the house to myself naked and dancing to cheesy music makes me happy.

Lying on my bed naked with the sun shining in is another guilty pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have great conversations with my dog, she's got her own voice and never argues with me "

Our dog chats back... timing his half woofs, attitude and inflection, everything

Hilarious

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

I open the window, lay on the bed, and let nature dry me

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Living on my own I love walking around naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I open the window, lay on the bed, and let nature dry me"

Ohhhh

Could a female with decent lungs apply for the role

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Living on my own I love walking around naked"

Ever get caught by a window cleaner or postie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. Bopping around the house naked to schlager music.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Singing in the car on your own has to be up there.....I mean Bat out of Hell deserves a singalong out loud

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

"I open the window, lay on the bed, and let nature dry me

Ohhhh

Could a female with decent lungs apply for the role

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definitely. You can huff and puff any day

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Singing in the car on your own has to be up there.....I mean Bat out of Hell deserves a singalong out loud

Totally guilty of this

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

I have a solo disco in the bedroom. Headphones on whack on the spotify get all mortified when i caught

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By *iggsy1984Man
over a year ago

Dublin, D16

Love walkin around the house naked with all the curtains open

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I occasionally look in the mirror when having sex and twice I have been caught and ridiculed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a solo disco in the bedroom. Headphones on whack on the spotify get all mortified when i caught "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I occasionally look in the mirror when having sex and twice I have been caught and ridiculed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often pretend I'm a chai wallah in India and shout "chai chai chai" when on the beaches here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opening the front door to people just out of the shower with a towel around me... Hoping for a scene to happen from a porn movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the winter love having a big fire lit, turn off all the lights and just lie on floor in front of the fire listening to music or sometimes watching rally videos on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Opening the front door to people just out of the shower with a towel around me... Hoping for a scene to happen from a porn movie "

Are you pitching a tent under the towel.... mind the door doesn't catch you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A spot of topless sunbathing in the back garden daydreaming of a private villa *sigh

The not-so-mini-me's were horrified even though I heard their elephant stomps incoming and draped an arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mini rave in my kitchen when I’m cooking, cheesy dancing, countdowns, whoop-whoops the lot!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Singing in the car on your own has to be up there.....I mean Bat out of Hell deserves a singalong out loud

Totally guilty of this"

We'll do a karaoke at a social Ger

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Singing in the car on your own has to be up there.....I mean Bat out of Hell deserves a singalong out loud

Totally guilty of this

We'll do a karaoke at a social Ger "

Or a karaoke social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Singing in the car on your own has to be up there.....I mean Bat out of Hell deserves a singalong out loud

Totally guilty of this

We'll do a karaoke at a social Ger

Or a karaoke social

Oh I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a mini rave in my kitchen when I’m cooking, cheesy dancing, countdowns, whoop-whoops the lot!"

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

"I have great conversations with my dog, she's got her own voice and never argues with me

Our dog chats back... timing his half woofs, attitude and inflection, everything

Hilarious "

Mine too. I often wonder what he's trying to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opening the front door to people just out of the shower with a towel around me... Hoping for a scene to happen from a porn movie

Are you pitching a tent under the towel.... mind the door doesn't catch you

Always on a semi... Ready for action

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have great conversations with my dog, she's got her own voice and never argues with me

Our dog chats back... timing his half woofs, attitude and inflection, everything

Hilarious

Mine too. I often wonder what he's trying to say

God that'd be a good addition for Google Translate....

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By *ibobbiMan
over a year ago

north lanarkshire

I Remember when window cleaning I was cleaning bedroom window and female was naked she jumped in between the space between the 2 wardrobes so I carried on then she decided to make a run for it opened the bedroom door and there was my mate cleaning the landing window she still has not paid me to this day lol

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By *ibobbiMan
over a year ago

north lanarkshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I Remember when window cleaning I was cleaning bedroom window and female was naked she jumped in between the space between the 2 wardrobes so I carried on then she decided to make a run for it opened the bedroom door and there was my mate cleaning the landing window she still has not paid me to this day lol"

That is priceless.... and my worst nightmare all rolled in to one

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By *tslife222Man
over a year ago

by the sea louth

"I have great conversations with my dog, she's got her own voice and never argues with me "

Same - he’s a little pug rescue and helps keep Me sane, just about!!

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

After having a shower, sitting outside in the sunshine to dry off. Towel on of course.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full match commentary if I even attempt to kick a football and pretending I'm Eamon Coughlan when finishing my run

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

I dismounted my motorbike in the style of frankie detorri once, it got a wee laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run up the stairs on all fours if no one is looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These are brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massive fart when it comes to a head. The loud ones are the most satisfying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I run up the stairs on all fours if no one is looking"

Some days I crawl up the stairs on all fours from sheer exhaustion...

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"I run up the stairs on all fours if no one is looking

Some days I crawl up the stairs on all fours from sheer exhaustion... "

Have you considered a stannah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeing in the shower

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By *oy3333Man
over a year ago

lucan

Eating 2 bags of crisps one after each other and not been judged for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought a cock ring didnt know they came in sizes.. Cock nearly exploded... Wonder can i return it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eating 2 bags of crisps one after each other and not been judged for it "

Shhhhh Rule 1 of snack club.....

Usually when I can't decide which flavour I want, I'll just have both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bought a cock ring didnt know they came in sizes.. Cock nearly exploded... Wonder can i return it

I am crying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lots of bodily functions this afternoon

Who has farted under the shower and what did it sound like?

Donald Duck anyone???

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By *agic97Man
over a year ago

Cork

Collect the post in the nip is a bit of craic I live I the country but there are houses with an ample view ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I lived alone, used to love cornflake sandwhichs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating 2 bags of crisps one after each other and not been judged for it "

I mix the two packets in two one bag ...delish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eating 2 bags of crisps one after each other and not been judged for it

I mix the two packets in two one bag ...delish "

Same flavour.... Or like sweet&salty popcorn do you mix and match like a bowl of mystery crisps at a party?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Eating 2 bags of crisps one after each other and not been judged for it "

Throw in some peanuts too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eating 2 bags of crisps one after each other and not been judged for it

Throw in some peanuts too "

Dental sabotage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating 2 bags of crisps one after each other and not been judged for it

I mix the two packets in two one bag ...delish

Same flavour.... Or like sweet&salty popcorn do you mix and match like a bowl of mystery crisps at a party?"

Mix of flavours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eating 2 bags of crisps one after each other and not been judged for it

I mix the two packets in two one bag ...delish

Same flavour.... Or like sweet&salty popcorn do you mix and match like a bowl of mystery crisps at a party?

Mix of flavours "

Ohhhh by choice too

Hardcore snack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating 2 bags of crisps one after each other and not been judged for it

I mix the two packets in two one bag ...delish

Same flavour.... Or like sweet&salty popcorn do you mix and match like a bowl of mystery crisps at a party?

Mix of flavours

Ohhhh by choice too

Hardcore snack

Crisps are my downfall love them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eating 2 bags of crisps one after each other and not been judged for it

I mix the two packets in two one bag ...delish

Same flavour.... Or like sweet&salty popcorn do you mix and match like a bowl of mystery crisps at a party?

Mix of flavours

Ohhhh by choice too

Hardcore snack

Crisps are my downfall love them all

I have too many fav kinds to pick but I love sweet things too

Equal opportunities diet

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