FabSwingers.com forum: What wakes you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you a wake-up by alarm kind of person?

Or woken by the light?

Or by a pin drop!

Lately, for me, its been my new kitten looking for food, playtime or cuddles. My sleep is wrecked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog with the loose bladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could the what be a who?

And if the who was hot,

she could wake me or not

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

For the last few years I’ve slept with the blinds open and it helps with getting up earlier but it’s mainly the alarm clock that wakes me up

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

Nothing. I am actually still asleep

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Smallest one. When shes up shes up. And its always around 4am

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Never owned or used an alarm. I wake 10-20 times a night and can tell what time it is to within 5 mins before looking at the clock.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Depends on circumstances, it can be the light, the dog, the alarm clock or me being hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sinuses usually

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By *orny guy !Man
over a year ago

waterford / tipperary

Alarm clock then at least 2 mugs of strong black coffee

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

The alarm clock or the dog.

I'd definitely sleep in if I didn't set the alarm.

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

Morning I always wake yo use the loo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bladder or one of the cats who is obviously starving to death by the racket they're making

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

I wake at varied times but once I'm awake I'm up regardless of the amount I've slept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alarm, Dee or the youngest shouting at the top of their voice about something they can't do by themselves

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I usually wake five minutes before the alarm goes off unless I'm in a different bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually wake five minutes before the alarm goes off unless I'm in a different bed. "

Then it's hopefully before she does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

foxes ..... sounds like someone being attacked

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ive not had propper sleep in years,very uneasy person to share a bed with, tossing and turning, clock watching for no reason,slightest noise, dog downstairs mooching around,always well awake before any alarm

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I usually wake five minutes before the alarm goes off unless I'm in a different bed.

Then it's hopefully before she does

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

city

Internal alarm clock. Unless I have to be up at a specific time and even then I'll usually wake a few minutes before my alarm goes off. Unless of course, I had something super important on, then I'd sleep right through, like a dope !!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Internal clock I presume.....but very light sleeper anyway

Have an alarm clock radio thing that hasn't been set in a very long time unless I'm getting an early flight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This has blown the myth for me! The alarm clock seems the exception rather than the rule.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The dog with the loose bladder

Thats just not what you want first thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"foxes ..... sounds like someone being attacked"

It does. Ive heard them on occasion - blood curdling

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Nightmares/night terrors and eventually my alarm

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Not the best sleeper at all. Slightest noise and I'm awake.

Usually the dog barking....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nightmares/night terrors and eventually my alarm "

oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always seem to wake before the alarm goes off when I do get sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"foxes ..... sounds like someone being attacked"

The origin of the banshee myth I suspect

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

Normally it has been something that has been on my mind that day, then I wake at stupid O clock

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Anxiety lately unfortunately

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By *rMrsFoxyCouple
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Hot flushes

Migraines

Insomnia

Menopause is great craic

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"foxes ..... sounds like someone being attacked

The origin of the banshee myth I suspect "

Unquestionably!

We fad a wooded area on part of our farm, and if you were out working late you'd often hear them. Freaky stuff.

Barn owls are cuntish like that as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"foxes ..... sounds like someone being attacked

The origin of the banshee myth I suspect

Unquestionably!

We fad a wooded area on part of our farm, and if you were out working late you'd often hear them. Freaky stuff.

Barn owls are cuntish like that as well. "

Bizarrely I heard more foxes screaming when living in London than I do in the sticks!

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By *ensualnFunCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It depends… alarm sometimes if I have to work early though I’m usually awake few times a night (too hot too cold nightmares weak bladder lol) so I keep checking clock to see how much time I have left to sleep

if I can sleep in I’m usually awake bright and early

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"foxes ..... sounds like someone being attacked

The origin of the banshee myth I suspect

Unquestionably!

We fad a wooded area on part of our farm, and if you were out working late you'd often hear them. Freaky stuff.

Barn owls are cuntish like that as well.

Bizarrely I heard more foxes screaming when living in London than I do in the sticks! "

Is there more noise competition in the cities than out in the country. Less traffic, hum of motors and whatever else to compete with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"foxes ..... sounds like someone being attacked

The origin of the banshee myth I suspect

Unquestionably!

We fad a wooded area on part of our farm, and if you were out working late you'd often hear them. Freaky stuff.

Barn owls are cuntish like that as well.

Bizarrely I heard more foxes screaming when living in London than I do in the sticks!

Is there more noise competition in the cities than out in the country. Less traffic, hum of motors and whatever else to compete with "

Well that would drown them out then! Although where we lived was pretty quiet at night by London standards

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"foxes ..... sounds like someone being attacked

The origin of the banshee myth I suspect

Unquestionably!

We fad a wooded area on part of our farm, and if you were out working late you'd often hear them. Freaky stuff.

Barn owls are cuntish like that as well.

Bizarrely I heard more foxes screaming when living in London than I do in the sticks! "

There used to be plenty of them in Leitrim back in the day. It's a long time since I lived there though.

Mind you, I was at a wake once and a kettle sitting on a range started singing as it was coming to the boil. People were dropping to their knees all over the house. Turned out not to be the greatest oral orgy of all time, but rather the rosary as they all claimed it was the banshee. Funniest thing I ever saw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouse farting in the attic would wake me!

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

Everything very bad sleeper

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"foxes ..... sounds like someone being attacked

The origin of the banshee myth I suspect

Unquestionably!

We fad a wooded area on part of our farm, and if you were out working late you'd often hear them. Freaky stuff.

Barn owls are cuntish like that as well.

Bizarrely I heard more foxes screaming when living in London than I do in the sticks!

Is there more noise competition in the cities than out in the country. Less traffic, hum of motors and whatever else to compete with "

I walk my dog late at night and usually have to hold him tight on his lead cause of the amount of foxs running around

A lot more every second sunday night because they know its bin day Monday

Had some cubs left on my doorstep one night while the parents went looking for food....like babies crying

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I go to the toilet every morning at 6 so I usually wake up a couple of minutes after that

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fab

You can sleep with the light on, but you can't sleep with a hard on

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By *uess.who30Man
over a year ago

Galway/Dublin/London

Very difficult to wake me for all my life, usually a mix of multiple alarm clocks and daylight

Like a bear in hibernation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreaded alarm eventually after snoozed 5 or 6 times!

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

A good blow job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very difficult to wake me for all my life, usually a mix of multiple alarm clocks and daylight

Like a bear in hibernation

Im the opposite so I envy this

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By *uess.who30Man
over a year ago

Galway/Dublin/London

Im the opposite so I envy this

I may have a new technique in place where i can tansfer some of my abilities to you!

lol

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By *ddies Rock HardMan
over a year ago

athlone

The aul morning wood. Usually

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By *tslife222Man
over a year ago

by the sea louth

My sleep apnea. No heart attacks yet!!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Almost every morning I am literally up at the crack of dawn, because I have always gone to bed very early, sometimes as early as 7pm.

On occasional days, I have a day off and lie in bed until I choose to arise, which can be as late as noon.

Being in bed is the most important part of my life, by a long chalk; whether sleeping or otherwise!

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

My bladder

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Night urination is called nocturia and can be managed, with planning: no liquids after 6pm, or in severe cases, after 4pm.

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

"Night urination is called nocturia and can be managed, with planning: no liquids after 6pm, or in severe cases, after 4pm."

This works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The aul morning wood. Usually "

Aaahhh.....memories.....

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'm always awake early. My alarm has only woken me twice so far in my life. My sleep pattern has gone downhill the last while though for some reason.But ye I wake early let the dogs out then sometimes go back for a nap for a while on my days off.

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

a fkking wasp that flew into my room at 6:30 this morning....nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body clock

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Since having children, I'm a very light sleeper

I'll usually wake just before any alarm clock too...though I'll still always set it, just in case.

Always smile when himself falls asleep within seconds of hitting the pillow, snoring into my ears

while I lie there counting sheep...

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

They know who they are

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"Since having children, I'm a very light sleeper

I'll usually wake just before any alarm clock too...though I'll still always set it, just in case.

Always smile when himself falls asleep within seconds of hitting the pillow, snoring into my ears

while I lie there counting sheep...

Now that's true love

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Since having children, I'm a very light sleeper

I'll usually wake just before any alarm clock too...though I'll still always set it, just in case.

Always smile when himself falls asleep within seconds of hitting the pillow, snoring into my ears

while I lie there counting sheep...

Now that's true love

Now I really hope he reads this

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"Since having children, I'm a very light sleeper

I'll usually wake just before any alarm clock too...though I'll still always set it, just in case.

Always smile when himself falls asleep within seconds of hitting the pillow, snoring into my ears

while I lie there counting sheep...

Now that's true love

Now I really hope he reads this

Its the fact u smile my ex hubbie was a snorer. I was more likely contemplating life imprisonment for murder would b worth it

So respect to ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its the fact u smile my ex hubbie was a snorer. I was more likely contemplating life imprisonment for murder would b worth it

So respect to ya

Oh i hear ya Aphrodite .... I nearly lost my sanity some nights from snore-interrupted sleep

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

Its the fact u smile my ex hubbie was a snorer. I was more likely contemplating life imprisonment for murder would b worth it

So respect to ya

Oh i hear ya Aphrodite .... I nearly lost my sanity some nights from snore-interrupted sleep

I have on occasion on holidays slept in the bath..on the balcony or even in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im heading for a breathing machine to stop me snoring... Its probably gonna head me down the bondage route

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Since having children, I'm a very light sleeper

I'll usually wake just before any alarm clock too...though I'll still always set it, just in case.

Always smile when himself falls asleep within seconds of hitting the pillow, snoring into my ears

while I lie there counting sheep...

Now that's true love

Now I really hope he reads this

Its the fact u smile my ex hubbie was a snorer. I was more likely contemplating life imprisonment for murder would b worth it

So respect to ya

#whenyoudon'tlivetogether#, it's cute - but only then

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"Since having children, I'm a very light sleeper

I'll usually wake just before any alarm clock too...though I'll still always set it, just in case.

Always smile when himself falls asleep within seconds of hitting the pillow, snoring into my ears

while I lie there counting sheep...

Now that's true love

Now I really hope he reads this

Its the fact u smile my ex hubbie was a snorer. I was more likely contemplating life imprisonment for murder would b worth it

So respect to ya

#whenyoudon'tlivetogether#, it's cute - but only then

Lol its,never cute..see that's true love

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"Im heading for a breathing machine to stop me snoring... Its probably gonna head me down the bondage route

Bondage is never a bad thing

But those breathing machines do actually work wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wondering how cute OP's kitten is?

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