FabSwingers.com forum: Heck

By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Satan opens up Heck, a lighter version of Hell. What kinds of torture take place there?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Everyone is naked but boobs and bits are pixelated.

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Shoes don’t exist, the floor is covered in Lego.

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By *ottie00Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

Everyone is wearing chastity belts/cages...and only one person holds the key but no one knows who

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By *osBeautifuksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin (sometimes London)

The soup is delicious but there are only forks.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Pierce Brosnans greatest musical hits are playing on a permanent loop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything you do is narrated by David Hasslehoff...in German.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone is wearing chastity belts/cages...and only one person holds the key but no one knows who

The one smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pierce Brosnans greatest musical hits are playing on a permanent loop. "

Silence then? Not sure he's had any greats

Not sure eternal silence would be any better mind you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The soup is delicious but there are only forks. "

Plenty here that love to lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work, work, work with no days off

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

You have a permanent itch on your butt cheek that you can’t scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is polystyrene and cotton wool all over the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The soup is delicious but there are only forks. "

This made me laugh out loud

You always wake up one minute before your alarm clock goes off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is polystyrene and cotton wool all over the place."

Ewww licking my teeth just reading that

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

You go to bed with someone every night but they're not there when you wake up every morning

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"You go to bed with someone every night but they're not there when you wake up every morning "

That’s some peoples heaven

There’s a whiff of BO pumped in to the room but it changes every so slightly every 15 mins so your nose never gets used to it

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

If you live the rest of your life surrounded by insincere people who smile at your face, while stabbing your back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing on the telly box is endless re-runs of Harry Hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only thing on the telly box is endless re-runs of Harry Hill"

Please no....I'd take Blankety Blank over that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a Marty Morrisey hosted party every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every annoying overplayed song is played 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every social interaction is Forced small talk

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

The only food being served is pizza but it has pineapple on it

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"The only food being served is pizza but it has pineapple on it "

My kind of hell

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"The only food being served is pizza but it has pineapple on it

My kind of hell

Me too

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

You find sand in every intimate crack, just when you thought you had it all washed out

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"You find sand in every intimate crack, just when you thought you had it all washed out

What are you doing with sand in your intimate cracks, ya digging a secret tunnel or what

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"You find sand in every intimate crack, just when you thought you had it all washed out

What are you doing with sand in your intimate cracks, ya digging a secret tunnel or what

Need to get from Heck to Heaven

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"You find sand in every intimate crack, just when you thought you had it all washed out

What are you doing with sand in your intimate cracks, ya digging a secret tunnel or what

Need to get from Heck to Heaven

Heaven for the climate, heck for the craic

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"You find sand in every intimate crack, just when you thought you had it all washed out

What are you doing with sand in your intimate cracks, ya digging a secret tunnel or what

Need to get from Heck to Heaven

Heaven for the climate, heck for the craic "

Nah, I couldn't bear walking around barefoot in a sea of Lego, listening to God knows what drivel music with sand rubbing me raw

. I'll take heavenly climate anyday and make my own craic

I might escape with a few of the funniest in Heck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wake up every morning & its the same day over & over again, great idea for a movie, could call it.... flipin heck

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"The only food being served is pizza but it has pineapple on it "

I’m moving to Heck

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"The only food being served is pizza but it has pineapple on it

I’m moving to Heck

It’s sounding better

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"The only food being served is pizza but it has pineapple on it

I’m moving to Heck

It’s sounding better "

Or worse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to fill in locator forms and queue for everything whilst listening to advice on scientific matters from silhouettes and dick pics ....... Ah heck not again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You keep thinking you've lost your phone until you find it again.

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

There’s always something reflecting the light into your eyes, often it’s a shiny bald head.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

The only mode of transport are e-scooters

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"The only mode of transport are e-scooters "

With batteries on 5% and no where to charge them

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

There’s only dial up internet available

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By *adinLouthMan
over a year ago

dundalk

you can never get the shower setting just right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You discover Hector is the devil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are unlimited supplies of biscuits but they're all bourbon creams

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"There are unlimited supplies of biscuits but they're all bourbon creams"

I love bourbon creams! Food wise, Heck is looking great

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

Morrisey is playing 24-7

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By *tslife222Man
over a year ago

by the sea louth

"Morrisey is playing 24-7"

My kind of Heck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are unlimited supplies of biscuits but they're all bourbon creams"

Noooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daytime naps are compulsory but you can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone is always horny but nobody can cum

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

You have restless leg syndrome 24/7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres every type of charger except the one you need

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

There's never any milk left for the tea.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

The only coffee available is Nescafé and it’s not even the gold blend

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

There’s always a hair in your mouth

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By *ORBCouple
over a year ago

Dundalk

You get constant toe cramps .

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By *osBeautifuksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin (sometimes London)

"There's never any milk left for the tea."

Or it’s the last teabag and the milk goes Gllooooooppp

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"There's never any milk left for the tea.

Or it’s the last teabag and the milk goes Gllooooooppp "

The stuff of nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"everyone is always horny but nobody can cum

See I'd be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're unbearably horny 24/7 until another person touches you

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Everything you have ever dreamed about achieving in life in terms of desired personal possessions, all of your favourite foods, all of the women or men you have ever dreamed about swinging with; they all pass before you on a 'sushi bar' belt, but are all out of reach and unattainable; but those people who have wronged you in life are able to choose what they want from your selection, use the item and put it back on the belt.

This belt torture would continue forever in Heck!

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

To paraphrase Supernatural...

Never stand next to an exploding Dick, sends you straight to purgatory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every biscuit you try to dip in your tea breaks off and sinks to the bottom

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

It's hot as hell, but there's no showers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have full access to every version of Netflix but every 30 seconds it buffers for 5 seconds

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

The only chocolate available is orange flavour

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By *agic97Man
over a year ago

Cork

Your nose is itchy but you have no arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noooooo

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By *olouWoman
over a year ago

Swords

Nobody remembered to bring a nail clippers

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By *agic97Man
over a year ago

Cork

noooooo"

Don't worry I'd scratch your if you scratch mine

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Every profile on fab has only got friends pictures .....and you've got no friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've chronic untreatable piles and all the chairs are bicycle seats

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By *agic97Man
over a year ago

Cork

You can only wear jocks from pennys and there too small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the toilets are glass, walks bowls everything, and you need to use them on stage in public, last night's dinner is always rocket hot spicy chilli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an itch in your back that you can never quite reach

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