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"Deli counter assistants Stop asking if I want butter or mayonnaise in my roll I want both obviously "From experience of working in a deli: Me:would you like butter or Mayo? Customer: yes Me:Would you like white or brown bread? C: yes Me:would you like red or brown sauce? C: yes Uuuuugh used to drive me nuts 
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"Deli counter assistants Stop asking if I want butter or mayonnaise in my roll I want both obviously "Both, unless im having egg mayo in it. There is such thing as too much. My favourite, when i could enjoy a crusty roll, was egg mayo, lettuce, pineapple and cheese. Damn im hungry now  | |||
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"Deli counter assistants Stop asking if I want butter or mayonnaise in my roll I want both obviously
Both, unless im having egg mayo in it. There is such thing as too much.
My favourite, when i could enjoy a crusty roll, was egg mayo, lettuce, pineapple and cheese.
Damn im hungry now "Pineapple????? Omg and we were such friends | |||
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"What's your most outlandish deli order? Beef slices on a brown roll, crispy onion, cheese and gravy poured over it. I was desperately hungover, working on a building site trying my best not to puke " Roll with sausage and curry S | |||
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"I'm in England for the next few months and they don't do deli counters in shops and petrol stations here. Don't think I will ever adapt" The heathens | |||
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"Deli counter assistants Stop asking if I want butter or mayonnaise in my roll I want both obviously
From experience of working in a deli:
Me:would you like butter or Mayo?
Customer: yes
Me:Would you like white or brown bread?
C: yes
Me:would you like red or brown sauce?
C: yes
Uuuuugh used to drive me nuts
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"What's your most outlandish deli order? Beef slices on a brown roll, crispy onion, cheese and gravy poured over it. I was desperately hungover, working on a building site trying my best not to puke Roll with sausage and curry S" Ya I'd eat that, currywurst is a serious dish in Germany | |||
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"What's your most outlandish deli order? Beef slices on a brown roll, crispy onion, cheese and gravy poured over it. I was desperately hungover, working on a building site trying my best not to puke Roll with sausage and curry S Ya I'd eat that, currywurst is a serious dish in Germany " Had currywurst at the nurburgring and I thought it was savage. | |||
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"Deli counter assistants Stop asking if I want butter or mayonnaise in my roll I want both obviously
Both, unless im having egg mayo in it. There is such thing as too much.
My favourite, when i could enjoy a crusty roll, was egg mayo, lettuce, pineapple and cheese.
Damn im hungry now "Ah Rubs, you were doing so well with the first sentence……
And then you went and said that next….   | |||
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"Deli counter assistants Stop asking if I want butter or mayonnaise in my roll I want both obviously "No can’t beat taco sauce | |||
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"A wrap with relish, hot chicken, coleslaw and pineapple is elite level. I’ve just gotten the gawks imagining the mouth feel of butter and mayo together "Mouth feel? Your watching too much Brooklyn 99 | |||
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"I had Grapes in a sandwich last week at the camping social....so shocked I don't know what else was it in ....think it was cheese" Grapes ? | |||
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"I had Grapes in a sandwich last week at the camping social....so shocked I don't know what else was it in ....think it was cheese Grapes ? "Yes Grapes....hold on I'll ask someone what else was in the sandwich | |||
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"I had Grapes in a sandwich last week at the camping social....so shocked I don't know what else was it in ....think it was cheese Grapes ?
Yes Grapes....hold on I'll ask someone what else was in the sandwich "Mayo,cheese and grapes I've been told....they were lovely | |||
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"I had Grapes in a sandwich last week at the camping social....so shocked I don't know what else was it in ....think it was cheese Grapes ?
Yes Grapes....hold on I'll ask someone what else was in the sandwich
Mayo,cheese and grapes I've been told....they were lovely "Were they made by Nordies? It's a whole thing up here. Grapes in sandwiches. Or - for the love of god - peaches. My mum is always at bad craic like that | |||
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"I had Grapes in a sandwich last week at the camping social....so shocked I don't know what else was it in ....think it was cheese Grapes ?
Yes Grapes....hold on I'll ask someone what else was in the sandwich
Mayo,cheese and grapes I've been told....they were lovely "No no no and hell no grapes in a sandwich that sounds all wrong. | |||
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"Butter? Yes please, real butter, not that horrible spreadable shit in a tub that you think is butter. Please use sliced cheese & not grated. When you eat in the truck grated cheese goes everywhere & is impossible to clean up. As for eggs.... Do not cook them & leave them under the warming lamps, they stay cooking!!!! If I want a horrible rubber green thing I'll by a fuckin tennis ball! OK rant over. I've just had a very nice sausage sandwich, no no no, not that kind you perve. I meant a hot sausage, no wait, a juicy sausage... a fuck it, I give up! " Lol I love sausages okay it's definitely different scenarios with different sausages but jambo I enjoy mostly. Sometimes I get one then maybe two or three have yet to get four . Some day maybe when I am very greedy but that's not to often. | |||
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"I had Grapes in a sandwich last week at the camping social....so shocked I don't know what else was it in ....think it was cheese Grapes ?
Yes Grapes....hold on I'll ask someone what else was in the sandwich
Mayo,cheese and grapes I've been told....they were lovely
Were they made by Nordies? It's a whole thing up here. Grapes in sandwiches. Or - for the love of god - peaches. My mum is always at bad craic like that "Hahahaha ... bloody hell i love my fruit but peaches in bread is a step too far 
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"Both, unless im having egg mayo in it. There is such thing as too much. My favourite, when i could enjoy a crusty roll, was egg mayo, lettuce, pineapple and cheese. Damn im hungry now "I am going to have to try this roll with pineapple. I would fire some grapefruit on too if available. Hat tip to the currywurst mentioned too in this thread. So damn good. The greatest snack for me is leberkase on a crispy roll with mustard.....um um ummm | |||
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"I really can't imagine any fruits and bread really it sound's very odd. I love fruit I eat alot of it but I just eat it as it is after cutting it up and washing it ." Do you eat banana sandwiches? The classic fruit and bread combo. | |||
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"Was in deli recently asked for mayo the young lady serving me said they had none, I asked her if I would get some off the shelf as we were in a large supermarket she said she wasn't aloud to use that one. I started to ask why but at this stage lost my appetite and will to live and just left, so on that occasion I goth neither!" I suspect it was my daughter who served you, sounds like her idea of customer service | |||
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"Was in deli recently asked for mayo the young lady serving me said they had none, I asked her if I would get some off the shelf as we were in a large supermarket she said she wasn't aloud to use that one. I started to ask why but at this stage lost my appetite and will to live and just left, so on that occasion I goth neither! I suspect it was my daughter who served you, sounds like her idea of customer service "It is quite tricky - most delis aren't allowed to lift stuff off the shop floor - it's to do with stock count and allergens. Staff are put into a shitty situation - either get shouted at by a customer for not giving you something or shouted at by a manager for not following their rules  | |||
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"Was in deli recently asked for mayo the young lady serving me said they had none, I asked her if I would get some off the shelf as we were in a large supermarket she said she wasn't aloud to use that one. I started to ask why but at this stage lost my appetite and will to live and just left, so on that occasion I goth neither!" Shops/deli usually have catering sized buckets of mayo etc, and refill the counter ones from those, as cheaper in long term. | |||
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"Was in deli recently asked for mayo the young lady serving me said they had none, I asked her if I would get some off the shelf as we were in a large supermarket she said she wasn't aloud to use that one. I started to ask why but at this stage lost my appetite and will to live and just left, so on that occasion I goth neither! I suspect it was my daughter who served you, sounds like her idea of customer service
It is quite tricky - most delis aren't allowed to lift stuff off the shop floor - it's to do with stock count and allergens.
Staff are put into a shitty situation - either get shouted at by a customer for not giving you something or shouted at by a manager for not following their rules "It's a shite manager if yer deli runs out of butter or mayo imo. | |||
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"Was in deli recently asked for mayo the young lady serving me said they had none, I asked her if I would get some off the shelf as we were in a large supermarket she said she wasn't aloud to use that one. I started to ask why but at this stage lost my appetite and will to live and just left, so on that occasion I goth neither! I suspect it was my daughter who served you, sounds like her idea of customer service
It is quite tricky - most delis aren't allowed to lift stuff off the shop floor - it's to do with stock count and allergens.
Staff are put into a shitty situation - either get shouted at by a customer for not giving you something or shouted at by a manager for not following their rules
It's a shite manager if yer deli runs out of butter or mayo imo."Mayo and shite managers seem to go together very well.  | |||
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"Was in deli recently asked for mayo the young lady serving me said they had none, I asked her if I would get some off the shelf as we were in a large supermarket she said she wasn't aloud to use that one. I started to ask why but at this stage lost my appetite and will to live and just left, so on that occasion I goth neither! I suspect it was my daughter who served you, sounds like her idea of customer service
It is quite tricky - most delis aren't allowed to lift stuff off the shop floor - it's to do with stock count and allergens.
Staff are put into a shitty situation - either get shouted at by a customer for not giving you something or shouted at by a manager for not following their rules
It's a shite manager if yer deli runs out of butter or mayo imo."100%. Sometimes deliveries don't come in time though, Sometimes deliveries get sent back over low quality, Sometimes suppliers face shortages... things do happen | |||
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"Its also a shite cutomer who shouts at anyone in a service industry " I hear what you're saying, and shouting rarely solves anything but some people in service industries are cunts as well. A baseball bat speaks so much louder than shouting. | |||
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"Was in deli recently asked for mayo the young lady serving me said they had none, I asked her if I would get some off the shelf as we were in a large supermarket she said she wasn't aloud to use that one. I started to ask why but at this stage lost my appetite and will to live and just left, so on that occasion I goth neither! I suspect it was my daughter who served you, sounds like her idea of customer service
It is quite tricky - most delis aren't allowed to lift stuff off the shop floor - it's to do with stock count and allergens.
Staff are put into a shitty situation - either get shouted at by a customer for not giving you something or shouted at by a manager for not following their rules
It's a shite manager if yer deli runs out of butter or mayo imo.
Mayo and shite managers seem to go together very well. "Groan
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"Its also a shite customer who shouts at anyone in a service industry " Who's shouting? But agree shouting doesn't solve anything Unfortunately customer service has taken a huge hit in the last one or two decades, it's all about profit margins. | |||
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"Butter? Yes please, real butter, not that horrible spreadable shit in a tub that you think is butter. Please use sliced cheese & not grated. When you eat in the truck grated cheese goes everywhere & is impossible to clean up. As for eggs.... Do not cook them & leave them under the warming lamps, they stay cooking!!!! If I want a horrible rubber green thing I'll by a fuckin tennis ball! OK rant over. I've just had a very nice sausage sandwich, no no no, not that kind you perve. I meant a hot sausage, no wait, a juicy sausage... a fuck it, I give up! Lol I love sausages okay it's definitely different scenarios with different sausages but jambo I enjoy mostly. Sometimes I get one then maybe two or three have yet to get four . Some day maybe when I am very greedy but that's not to often." Four is not being greedy, there's no such thing as too many sausages. I actually had three in that sandwich this morning. I don't think I could handle four, my month's not that big
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"Was in deli recently asked for mayo the young lady serving me said they had none, I asked her if I would get some off the shelf as we were in a large supermarket she said she wasn't aloud to use that one. I started to ask why but at this stage lost my appetite and will to live and just left, so on that occasion I goth neither! I suspect it was my daughter who served you, sounds like her idea of customer service
It is quite tricky - most delis aren't allowed to lift stuff off the shop floor - it's to do with stock count and allergens.
Staff are put into a shitty situation - either get shouted at by a customer for not giving you something or shouted at by a manager for not following their rules
It's a shite manager if yer deli runs out of butter or mayo imo.
Mayo and shite managers seem to go together very well.
Groan
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"Grape, apple, orange and mayonnaise is nice, a variation of a Waldorf salad without the wallnuts, good in a sandwich or a cold meat/salad platters." Hoooolld on…you’re ok with that combo but not with pineapple? You need to take a good, long, hard look at yourself | |||
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"Grape, apple, orange and mayonnaise is nice, a variation of a Waldorf salad without the wallnuts, good in a sandwich or a cold meat/salad platters. Hoooolld on…you’re ok with that combo but not with pineapple? You need to take a good, long, hard look at yourself "Oh the pineapple is fine, it’s the feckin cheese…. | |||
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"I'm in England for the next few months and they don't do deli counters in shops and petrol stations here. Don't think I will ever adapt The heathens " Yeah it's all sandwiches in the fridge here, depressing! | |||
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"Deli counter assistants Stop asking if I want butter or mayonnaise in my roll I want both obviously
From experience of working in a deli:
Me:would you like butter or Mayo?
Customer: yes
Me:Would you like white or brown bread?
C: yes
Me:would you like red or brown sauce?
C: yes
Uuuuugh used to drive me nuts
Missus "exactly the annoying questions i faced at my local earlier today haha.. Me.sausage sandwich Deli lady..white or brown Me..white Her..butter or mayo Me..butter Her..plain sausage or saga onion Me..plain Her..brown or red sauce Me.. small bit of red Her..do u want it cut Me...aye hurry up n cut the fking thing..lol..same chorus any day i call for a sandwich.. | |||
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"Grape, apple, orange and mayonnaise is nice, a variation of a Waldorf salad without the wallnuts, good in a sandwich or a cold meat/salad platters. Hoooolld on…you’re ok with that combo but not with pineapple? You need to take a good, long, hard look at yourself
Oh the pineapple is fine, it’s the feckin cheese…. "Ohhhh lol To be fair, cheese should only ever be in it’s melted form. It’s too cheesy otherwise | |||
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"Deli counter assistants Stop asking if I want butter or mayonnaise in my roll I want both obviously
From experience of working in a deli:
Me:would you like butter or Mayo?
Customer: yes
Me:Would you like white or brown bread?
C: yes
Me:would you like red or brown sauce?
C: yes
Uuuuugh used to drive me nuts
Missus exactly the annoying questions i faced at my local earlier today haha..
Me.sausage sandwich
Deli lady..white or brown
Me..white
Her..butter or mayo
Me..butter
Her..plain sausage or saga onion
Me..plain
Her..brown or red sauce
Me.. small bit of red
Her..do u want it cut
Me...aye hurry up n cut the fking thing..lol..same chorus any day i call for a sandwich.. "Or you could have said "sausage sandwich, white bread, butter & red" and avoid every single one of those questions apart from sage and onion sausage one   | |||
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"Grape, apple, orange and mayonnaise is nice, a variation of a Waldorf salad without the wallnuts, good in a sandwich or a cold meat/salad platters. Hoooolld on…you’re ok with that combo but not with pineapple? You need to take a good, long, hard look at yourself
Oh the pineapple is fine, it’s the feckin cheese….
Ohhhh lol
To be fair, cheese should only ever be in it’s melted form. It’s too cheesy otherwise "It’s like you read my mind ….  | |||
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"I'm in England for the next few months and they don't do deli counters in shops and petrol stations here. Don't think I will ever adapt" What.. Heathens.. Come back to normality | |||
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"Butter? Yes please, real butter, not that horrible spreadable shit in a tub that you think is butter. Please use sliced cheese & not grated. When you eat in the truck grated cheese goes everywhere & is impossible to clean up. As for eggs.... Do not cook them & leave them under the warming lamps, they stay cooking!!!! If I want a horrible rubber green thing I'll by a fuckin tennis ball! OK rant over. I've just had a very nice sausage sandwich, no no no, not that kind you perve. I meant a hot sausage, no wait, a juicy sausage... a fuck it, I give up! Lol I love sausages okay it's definitely different scenarios with different sausages but jambo I enjoy mostly. Sometimes I get one then maybe two or three have yet to get four . Some day maybe when I am very greedy but that's not to often. Four is not being greedy, there's no such thing as too many sausages. I actually had three in that sandwich this morning. I don't think I could handle four, my month's not that big
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"Grape, apple, orange and mayonnaise is nice, a variation of a Waldorf salad without the wallnuts, good in a sandwich or a cold meat/salad platters. Hoooolld on…you’re ok with that combo but not with pineapple? You need to take a good, long, hard look at yourself
Oh the pineapple is fine, it’s the feckin cheese….
Ohhhh lol
To be fair, cheese should only ever be in it’s melted form. It’s too cheesy otherwise
It’s like you read my mind …. "Sure I knew you were sensible | |||
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"Grape, apple, orange and mayonnaise is nice, a variation of a Waldorf salad without the wallnuts, good in a sandwich or a cold meat/salad platters. Hoooolld on…you’re ok with that combo but not with pineapple? You need to take a good, long, hard look at yourself
Oh the pineapple is fine, it’s the feckin cheese….
Ohhhh lol
To be fair, cheese should only ever be in it’s melted form. It’s too cheesy otherwise
It’s like you read my mind ….
Sure I knew you were sensible"Ya, all the signs of it are there alright…. | |||
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"Deli counter assistants Stop asking if I want butter or mayonnaise in my roll I want both obviously
From experience of working in a deli:
Me:would you like butter or Mayo?
Customer: yes
Me:Would you like white or brown bread?
C: yes
Me:would you like red or brown sauce?
C: yes
Uuuuugh used to drive me nuts
Missus exactly the annoying questions i faced at my local earlier today haha..
Me.sausage sandwich
Deli lady..white or brown
Me..white
Her..butter or mayo
Me..butter
Her..plain sausage or saga onion
Me..plain
Her..brown or red sauce
Me.. small bit of red
Her..do u want it cut
Me...aye hurry up n cut the fking thing..lol..same chorus any day i call for a sandwich..
Or you could have said "sausage sandwich, white bread, butter & red" and avoid every single one of those questions apart from sage and onion sausage one "lol.. tried that b4 think it confused her!! | |||
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"Butter? Yes please, real butter, not that horrible spreadable shit in a tub that you think is butter. Please use sliced cheese & not grated. When you eat in the truck grated cheese goes everywhere & is impossible to clean up. As for eggs.... Do not cook them & leave them under the warming lamps, they stay cooking!!!! If I want a horrible rubber green thing I'll by a fuckin tennis ball! OK rant over. I've just had a very nice sausage sandwich, no no no, not that kind you perve. I meant a hot sausage, no wait, a juicy sausage... a fuck it, I give up! Lol I love sausages okay it's definitely different scenarios with different sausages but jambo I enjoy mostly. Sometimes I get one then maybe two or three have yet to get four . Some day maybe when I am very greedy but that's not to often. Four is not being greedy, there's no such thing as too many sausages. I actually had three in that sandwich this morning. I don't think I could handle four, my month's not that big
It meant to read jumbo lol. I think we are taking about different kinds of sausages here. lol "Maybe, maybe not
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