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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

As a (genuinely) 66 year old male, who has neglected his wardrobe for several years, what style should I adopt, clothes-wise, when I upgrade my stock of attire?

I don't want to have the 'mutton dressed as lamb' look, which would be silly but I do want to look fresh, vibrant and frankly, appealing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a (genuinely) 66 year old male, who has neglected his wardrobe for several years, what style should I adopt, clothes-wise, when I upgrade my stock of attire?

I don't want to have the 'mutton dressed as lamb' look, which would be silly but I do want to look fresh, vibrant and frankly, appealing!"

Are you talking about dressing as a woman or man?

Why I ask is the term mutton dressed as lamb is a term used for women and not a nice one.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I know the mutton saying is usually used in the female context, but I have usually construed it to mean older people, of either gender, who dress inappropriately for their chronological age.

I wish to dress as a male, but not as an old fogie, nor as a young person, which I am not.

It's a matter of choosing that critical dividing line; I usually dress in an unappealing way: scruffy and unkempt, but not visibly dirty or malodorous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know the mutton saying is usually used in the female context, but I have usually construed it to mean older people, of either gender, who dress inappropriately for their chronological age.

I wish to dress as a male, but not as an old fogie, nor as a young person, which I am not.

It's a matter of choosing that critical dividing line; I usually dress in an unappealing way: scruffy and unkempt, but not visibly dirty or malodorous!"

Nicely shaved then or a well kept beard. Hair wax or pomade keep the hair looking neat.

Nice shirts, chinos/jeans plain jumper.

There's many options, you wear what you like and are comfortable in.

Just because you're an older gentleman doesn't mean you've to dress like it.

Try a website with a personal shopping service or a store.

The items they'll select will give you an idea for outfits.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

I love your advice.

Add a really nice scent, super clean and scrubbed hands and nails.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love your advice.

Add a really nice scent, super clean and scrubbed hands and nails. "

Thank you.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice."

Tomorrow’s lotto numbers. Irish lotto will do. Won’t be greedy. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

Tomorrow’s lotto numbers. Irish lotto will do. Won’t be greedy. Cheers "

Unfortunately I can't use my powers for that, personal gain isn't aloud.

But I can tell you that you'll get two dick pics, a hi, how's u and a how's your weekend going messages over the next two days.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

Tomorrow’s lotto numbers. Irish lotto will do. Won’t be greedy. Cheers

Unfortunately I can't use my powers for that, personal gain isn't aloud.

But I can tell you that you'll get two dick pics, a hi, how's u and a how's your weekend going messages over the next two days.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Just the 2. Sheesh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

Tomorrow’s lotto numbers. Irish lotto will do. Won’t be greedy. Cheers

Unfortunately I can't use my powers for that, personal gain isn't aloud.

But I can tell you that you'll get two dick pics, a hi, how's u and a how's your weekend going messages over the next two days.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Just the 2. Sheesh "

Well I'm an Agony Aunt not a Psychic, well hopefully you get more and they're nice ones.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *m_impact_playMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice."

Hey Auntie, I've been misbehaving a lot lately.

What punishment would you recommend for a bad boy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

Hey Auntie, I've been misbehaving a lot lately.

What punishment would you recommend for a bad boy?

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A thousand lines saying I must behave better, written with your teeth on the blackboard while your hands are tied behind you back.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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