FabSwingers.com forum: Well that’s not sexy! .

By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Got a message from a flirtee yesterday asking what I was doing.

I replied “battling through hour 3 in IKEA” and he was mortally disappointed and declared that I was very unsexy.

How else do people get stuff done? Are all swingers supposed to spend their days lazing around rubbing on body lotion on themselves or watching porn?

Am I the only person that does stuff??

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Oi... less thread starting, more oil rubbing and porn watching please

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Can you not multitask? Those ikea aisles are wide enough for oil rubbing

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can you not multitask? Those ikea aisles are wide enough for oil rubbing

Clean up in Aisle 7

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Got a message from a flirtee yesterday asking what I was doing.

I replied “battling through hour 3 in IKEA” and he was mortally disappointed and declared that I was very unsexy.

How else do people get stuff done? Are all swingers supposed to spend their days lazing around rubbing on body lotion on themselves or watching porn?

Am I the only person that does stuff?? "

To be fair you could have responded with "I'm in my best Victoria secret lingerie hiding in one of ikeas bedrooms, waiting for you to find me" multitasking an all

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I love replying honestly to these kind of messages.

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By *ORBCouple
over a year ago

Dundalk

No I spend all day in lingerie in the hope that someone will want to meet. I thought that was the norm on here

.B.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 hours in ikea is serious stamina. I think he hit the jackpot with you

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Oooo oooo!!! I had meat balls!! With “gravy”

How about that!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a real woman wow xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a message from a flirtee yesterday asking what I was doing.

I replied “battling through hour 3 in IKEA” and he was mortally disappointed and declared that I was very unsexy.

How else do people get stuff done? Are all swingers supposed to spend their days lazing around rubbing on body lotion on themselves or watching porn?

Am I the only person that does stuff?? "

Girl... you would make anything sexy!!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

How was the experience over all? I’m due a trip to ikea in the next few weeks.

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

I've never been to ikea

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I've never been to ikea "

I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"I've never been to ikea

I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice ) "

True story and I grew up not that far away from it

I wanna go for the meatballs though

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Amateurs. If you haven't gorged yourself of the hotdogs at the end then you haven't truly been to ikea

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By *tslife222Man
over a year ago

by the sea louth

And the self serve ice cream machine!’

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"Amateurs. If you haven't gorged yourself of the hotdogs at the end then you haven't truly been to ikea "

Theres hotdogs too?????

I'm definately going now

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"I've never been to ikea

I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )

True story and I grew up not that far away from it

I wanna go for the meatballs though

I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"I've never been to ikea

I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )

True story and I grew up not that far away from it

I wanna go for the meatballs though

Thats absolutely a date

I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"I've never been to ikea

I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )

True story and I grew up not that far away from it

I wanna go for the meatballs though

I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy

Name the date I'm there

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Hate the meatballs

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"I've never been to ikea

I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )

True story and I grew up not that far away from it

I wanna go for the meatballs though

I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy

Name the date I'm there

Woohooooo!!!

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"I've never been to ikea

I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )

True story and I grew up not that far away from it

I wanna go for the meatballs though

I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy

Name the date I'm there

Woohooooo!!! "

Looking forward to it already

The carnage we could cause

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"I've never been to ikea

I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )

True story and I grew up not that far away from it

I wanna go for the meatballs though

I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy

Name the date I'm there

Woohooooo!!!

Looking forward to it already

The carnage we could cause

The tongues will be wagging, phones hopping, Kik crashing….

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"Hate the meatballs

U can come for the hotdogs so

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"I've never been to ikea

I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )

True story and I grew up not that far away from it

I wanna go for the meatballs though

I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy

Name the date I'm there

Woohooooo!!!

Looking forward to it already

The carnage we could cause

The tongues will be wagging, phones hopping, Kik crashing…."

All in a,good days work so

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Got a message from a flirtee yesterday asking what I was doing.

I replied “battling through hour 3 in IKEA” and he was mortally disappointed and declared that I was very unsexy.

How else do people get stuff done? Are all swingers supposed to spend their days lazing around rubbing on body lotion on themselves or watching porn?

Am I the only person that does stuff?? "

PMSL

What’s wrong with IKEA? We always get sexy whenever we go…. Especially in their bedroom showrooms

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Fab social IKEA

Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"Fab social IKEA

Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to

That would b me so

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Fab social IKEA

Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to

Make it so Bogs!

Fab social in IKEA, count us in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't think the flirtee really thought this one out

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"Fab social IKEA

Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to

Make it so Bogs!

Fab social in IKEA, count us in

Sounds like a plan

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Fab social IKEA

Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to

Make it so Bogs!

Fab social in IKEA, count us in

Now I know who the tiny little showroom bedrooms are designed for...tiny little Tabby

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

We could play hide the hotdog

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"We could play hide the hotdog"

Love that game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab social IKEA

Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to

Make it so Bogs!

Fab social in IKEA, count us in

Now I know who the tiny little showroom bedrooms are designed for...tiny little Tabby "

brilliant

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"don't think the flirtee really thought this one out

Bless. Neither do I.

I don’t think he’s a forum man tho…

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

IKEA is the best place to rub some oil

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By *ORBCouple
over a year ago

Dundalk

Daim woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a message from a flirtee yesterday asking what I was doing.

I replied “battling through hour 3 in IKEA” and he was mortally disappointed and declared that I was very unsexy.

How else do people get stuff done? Are all swingers supposed to spend their days lazing around rubbing on body lotion on themselves or watching porn?

Am I the only person that does stuff?? "

I’d have honestly burst out laughing, replying something like “oh crap, have you gotten lost in the SCP version of IKEA?!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Hate the meatballs

Even with gravey

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Hate the meatballs

Even with gravey

The meatballs from IKEA are horrid. Homemade ones are good

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Hate the meatballs

Even with gravey

The meatballs from IKEA are horrid. Homemade ones are good

I must try them some time

The homeade ones thst is

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Fab social IKEA

Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to

Make it so Bogs!

Fab social in IKEA, count us in

Now I know who the tiny little showroom bedrooms are designed for...tiny little Tabby "

Tiny hands make bigger cocks

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Fab social IKEA

Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to

Make it so Bogs!

Fab social in IKEA, count us in

Now I know who the tiny little showroom bedrooms are designed for...tiny little Tabby

Tiny hands make bigger cocks

Any chance I could borrow your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow ye three ladies in IKEA would be an amazing site.

Short dresses or tight jeans ?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Wow ye three ladies in IKEA would be an amazing site.

Short dresses or tight jeans ?"

How would you feel about baggy tracksuit bottoms? Phoarrrrr

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"Wow ye three ladies in IKEA would be an amazing site.

Short dresses or tight jeans ?

How would you feel about baggy tracksuit bottoms? Phoarrrrr

Lol love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been to ikea

I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )

True story and I grew up not that far away from it

I wanna go for the meatballs though

I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy

Name the date I'm there

Woohooooo!!!

Looking forward to it already

The carnage we could cause

The tongues will be wagging, phones hopping, Kik crashing….

All in a,good days work so

When we going??? Ladies day out!! Full fab dress down

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"I've never been to ikea

I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )

True story and I grew up not that far away from it

I wanna go for the meatballs though

I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy

Name the date I'm there

Woohooooo!!!

Looking forward to it already

The carnage we could cause

The tongues will be wagging, phones hopping, Kik crashing….

All in a,good days work so

When we going??? Ladies day out!! Full fab dress down

Sooooooon

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"I've never been to ikea

I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )

True story and I grew up not that far away from it

I wanna go for the meatballs though

I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy

Name the date I'm there

Woohooooo!!!

Looking forward to it already

The carnage we could cause

The tongues will be wagging, phones hopping, Kik crashing….

All in a,good days work so

When we going??? Ladies day out!! Full fab dress down

Sooooooon

I’m on!!

I actually text my man while I was there cos my dress was swaying against my naked ass and it felt really sexy. So then I stubbed my tod and nearly broke my neck trying to take a video of my ass pushing an overflowing trolley around IKEA.

So maybe one of you beauties could take a video OF my ass in said slinky summer dress so I can send it to him and make hi. Want to come to ikea with me next time

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"I've never been to ikea

I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )

True story and I grew up not that far away from it

I wanna go for the meatballs though

I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy

Name the date I'm there

Woohooooo!!!

Looking forward to it already

The carnage we could cause

The tongues will be wagging, phones hopping, Kik crashing….

All in a,good days work so

When we going??? Ladies day out!! Full fab dress down

Sooooooon

I’m on!!

So maybe one of you beauties could take a video OF my ass in said slinky summer dress so I can send it to him and make hi. Want to come to ikea with me next time

I'll do that for ya babes

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Wow ye three ladies in IKEA would be an amazing site.

Short dresses or tight jeans ?

How would you feel about baggy tracksuit bottoms? Phoarrrrr

You could wear a sack and still be absolutely beautiful darling.

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