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"Afraid they'd want to tie me up ![]() ![]() Cause he falls apart ...when you dunk him in tea | |||
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"My car broke down... " Someone kicked the wing mirror off my car while I was checking out someone's bum. Off to the garage ![]() | |||
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"My car broke down... Someone kicked the wing mirror off my car while I was checking out someone's bum. Off to the garage ![]() Its too hot to meet one of the hottest profiles on the site | |||
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"With the price of fuel we couldn't justify a trip to Kilkenny " they're just not as nice as couple 176 | |||
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"With the price of fuel we couldn't justify a trip to Kilkenny they're just not as nice as couple 176" Sorry I stood on lego. I cant meet | |||
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"My chocolate car melted in the heat ![]() I was held trying to round up some escaped puppies | |||
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"My chocolate car melted in the heat ![]() Gone fishing | |||
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"I'm a man and you are looking for a woman ![]() Hey hey somebody actually reads profile’s well done you x | |||
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"I would get lost going to Kilkenny" I’m lost what corner | |||
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"I fell off my unicorn ![]() I got the ride | |||
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"He has a big powerful machine between his leg's and refused to let me ride it ![]() Boobs to big. Might suffocate. | |||
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"He has a big powerful machine between his leg's and refused to let me ride it ![]() That is a big fib ![]() | |||
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"He has a big powerful machine between his leg's and refused to let me ride it ![]() ![]() I got distracted by the ice cream van ![]() | |||
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"He has a big powerful machine between his leg's and refused to let me ride it ![]() ![]() ![]() I got stuck on a roundabout ![]() | |||
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"I'm scared of unicorns and thought u might wear your suit " She didn't tell me she was 72 ![]() | |||
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"I'm scared of unicorns and thought u might wear your suit She didn't tell me she was 72 ![]() He doesn't bite ![]() | |||
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"I'm scared of unicorns and thought u might wear your suit She didn't tell me she was 72 ![]() Sssssh dammit noone knows ![]() | |||
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"I'm scared of unicorns and thought u might wear your suit She didn't tell me she was 72 ![]() ![]() Coz it would just be too dangerous for us to be together again lol lord knows what we would get up to ![]() | |||
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"Your ass is too nice " it's not you, it's me | |||
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"Your ass is too nice it's not you, it's me" My dog has a cooking class tonight, forgot about it! | |||
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"I'm going to the gym " my penis fell off sorry | |||
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"Your too sexy " You’re mooning me | |||
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"Your too sexy " Right back at ya ![]() | |||
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"Your too sexy Right back at ya ![]() Northsider ![]() | |||
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"She looks too awesome in her leather pants " She’s flirting with Lolly!! | |||
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"She spotted me flirting with lolly ![]() Punching above my weight ![]() | |||
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"Your too much of a man for me " With a smooth ass like that I would never cancel, but if I had to cancel, broke a toe nail getting out of the bath, it was very sore, could you come over to make it better | |||
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"Your too much of a man for me With a smooth ass like that I would never cancel, but if I had to cancel, broke a toe nail getting out of the bath, it was very sore, could you come over to make it better " U jumped others not cool ![]() | |||
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"Your too much of a man for me With a smooth ass like that I would never cancel, but if I had to cancel, broke a toe nail getting out of the bath, it was very sore, could you come over to make it better U jumped others not cool ![]() Maybe it was their way of showing they couldn’t meet cause they were focused on letting someone else down? Atleast how I thought of it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Your too much of a man for me With a smooth ass like that I would never cancel, but if I had to cancel, broke a toe nail getting out of the bath, it was very sore, could you come over to make it better U jumped others not cool ![]() ![]() ![]() It was my way oc canceling on him ![]() ![]() | |||
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"He wanted me to cover him in cream and lick it off but im lactose intolerance ![]() Just couldn’t be listening to her harping on about Liverpool any longer | |||
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"He wanted me to cover him in cream and lick it off but im lactose intolerance ![]() Decided he didn't like group fun ![]() ![]() | |||
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"He wanted me to cover him in cream and lick it off but im lactose intolerance ![]() ![]() ![]() Misread their profile name, 99 instead of 69 and the disappointment of not getting a cone was too much | |||
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"He wanted me to cover him in cream and lick it off but im lactose intolerance ![]() ![]() ![]() Decided it's too far to go when there's no tanora on offer ![]() | |||
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"I'd steal your entire shoe collection " Declined breakfast in favour of brunch I just couldnt miss the most important meat of the dsy ![]() | |||
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"I'd steal your entire shoe collection Declined breakfast in favour of brunch I just couldnt miss the most important meat of the dsy ![]() Was expecting a paper bag on his head | |||
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"I'd steal your entire shoe collection Declined breakfast in favour of brunch I just couldnt miss the most important meat of the dsy ![]() It's too hot to be horny ![]() | |||
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"He cant stand the heat " I prefer black boots ![]() | |||
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"I shrunk 1" so fall short of your meet criteria, ill eat more vitimims. " Never invited me to Da Cave ![]() | |||
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"He keeps singing "You can leave your hat on" ![]() Keeps telling me to get my arse in gear ![]() | |||
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"He keeps singing "You can leave your hat on" ![]() ![]() He told me Im too young for him | |||
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"He keeps singing "You can leave your hat on" ![]() ![]() Your my daughter's friends mum ![]() ![]() | |||
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"He keeps singing "You can leave your hat on" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Never told me she had hairy teeth ![]() | |||
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"You have small feet " Not a real person sure she's getting blown up on 25 June | |||
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"You have small feet Not a real person sure she's getting blown up on 25 June " My imaginary cat started to have kittens so I had to stay at home and look after her ![]() | |||
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"She doesn't share her play toy's ![]() Supermac's...says it all ![]() | |||
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"I'd only eat all the sweeties" She's a thief, no meet! ![]() | |||
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"His sauce is too sticky" I couldn't stop looking at your pictures on the way and hit a wall. | |||
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"His sauce is too sticky I couldn't stop looking at your pictures on the way and hit a wall. " Wanted to meet up but you kept _ffloading the wrong substance ![]() | |||
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"My granny's neighbour's cat's goldfish has died can't make it" That’s always a good one ![]() | |||
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"My granny's neighbour's cat's goldfish has died can't make it That’s always a good one ![]() I had reserved a place in Heavenly Delights for us but we have to postpone it for a day. It's still happening, I you can adjust ![]() ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/08/22 00:27:13] My flight has been cancelled." wasn't allowed onto my flight, apparently you can't take a weapon in your pants | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/08/22 00:27:13] My flight has been cancelled. wasn't allowed onto my flight, apparently you can't take a weapon in your pants" Oh another big boy | |||
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"They built that auld wall around Donegal and we can't get in. " Sure Kildare....who goes there except driving through ![]() | |||
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"They built that auld wall around Donegal and we can't get in. Sure Kildare....who goes there except driving through ![]() Hey….. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"He wouldn't share his loofah" She forgot the sheets!!! | |||
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"Far too naked for my liking" Far too dressed for mine ![]() | |||
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"Far too naked for my liking Far too dressed for mine ![]() Keeps feeding me donuts and my hips don’t lie | |||
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"Far too naked for my liking Far too dressed for mine ![]() He reads too many books ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/08/22 19:02:59] He's too undecided ![]() Likes anal and lube is too expensive | |||
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