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By *iquidRaven OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Is it just me or is your gusset happy to see me"

"I see you like a man in leather chaps"

And the classic

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Anywhere

Best of luck with that ??

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Guaranteed in what way ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I see you like a man in leather chaps"

Do you wear leather chaps ?

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

One for the lady's to use:

Is that a sky remote in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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By *hin_chillinWoman
over a year ago

secret location Cork

Did you just fart because you’ve blown me away

I seem to have lost my phone number, any chance I could borrow yours?

Do you know what would look good on you? Me

And so so many more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One for the lady's to use:

Is that a sky remote in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Reminds me of scrubs where JD actually pulls out a wad of change that was what the woman felt, except it being the sky remote saying “yeah gotta hide it from the dogs, they love stealing it and hiding it on me”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you just fart because you’ve blown me away

I seem to have lost my phone number, any chance I could borrow yours?

Do you know what would look good on you? Me

And so so many more

That’s gas (pun intended

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

""Is it just me or is your gusset happy to see me"

"I see you like a man in leather chaps"

And the classic

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"

...you said whaa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Is it just me or is your gusset happy to see me"

"I see you like a man in leather chaps"

And the classic

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"

...you said whaa?"

Rosses are red….. violets are fine…..

I can be you 6…… will you be my 9

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

Hi you look interesting, my names terry, nice to meet you. What you having to drink, have you met my wife she thinks your cute..... Game changer drops mic

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone

Oh my your eyes just draw me in sexy

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Is there actually any such thing; different people respond to different intros; the crucial factor is the attractiveness of the person speaking!

A really attractive person can succeed with an intro which is below par, whilst ordinary joes, like myself, can pre-boil the greatest chatup lines and still be disregarded and dismissed.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

How you doin'? (Joey voice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How you doin'? (Joey voice)

Legit got unmatched on tinder by using that EXACT line (even the Joey voice brackets). I laughed and said to a mate “she ain’t for me”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idk I always find ‘wanna have sex’ really works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we play zombies? You lay down and scream while I eat you.

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