FabSwingers.com forum: How do you know someone is a newbie to the scene??

By *ocalThrillSeeker OP Man
over a year ago

Tipp North

I’ll go first. Genuinely thought a unicorn was someone with a big dildo stuck to their forehead for the venture of sexual pleasure. I shit you not. It was only at a coffee meet last night that I learned otherwise!!

Go on top that, I dare you!

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

"I’ll go first. Genuinely thought a unicorn was someone with a big dildo stuck to their forehead for the venture of sexual pleasure. I shit you not. It was only at a coffee meet last night that I learned otherwise!!

Go on top that, I dare you!"

Ha ha ha ha ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was awful innocent when I joined Fab. Someone asked me was I into watersports I politely replied I'm from the Midlands and I can't swim. He thought I was taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked if i like snowballs, my reaction was yeah, love them!!

Then i was blocked, thought it was strange until i found out it wasn't the one covered in coconut and squashy center that she was talking about!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall present myself as an example of a newbie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pics

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

When they message you they cant understand why you dont drop everything and rush to meet them, especially when they dont meet any of your preferences or interests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was awful innocent when I joined Fab. Someone asked me was I into watersports I politely replied I'm from the Midlands and I can't swim. He thought I was taking the piss"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learning the scene's language is what has me puzzled.

Hat dies BLD mean for example?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they send a message with all their pics and every subsequent message the pics are attached.

Or when they send a dick pic how we not sending them our eircode , waiting naked and on our back ready for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was awful innocent when I joined Fab. Someone asked me was I into watersports I politely replied I'm from the Midlands and I can't swim. He thought I was taking the piss

Pmsl

When someone asked me was I into pegging I said I only had a clothes horse for the washing

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

"When someone asked me was I into pegging I said I only had a clothes horse for the washing

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

When they keep asking for a verification.

Every

Single

Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they keep asking for a verification.

Every

Single

Day"

I only ask on a Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was awful innocent when I joined Fab. Someone asked me was I into watersports I politely replied I'm from the Midlands and I can't swim. He thought I was taking the piss"
he was defo looking to take a piss

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"When they keep asking for a verification.

Every

Single

Day

I only ask on a Tuesday

That proves you're not a noob

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By *ocalThrillSeeker OP Man
over a year ago

Tipp North

I suppose getting too d*unk at a social would be handy one to throw in here!

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

They don't use the reply and quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They think just the word hi is a conversation starter.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

ballybunion

A female replying to a mail

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

They'll ask you what you do for a living within the first five minutes of talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A female replying to a mail

Hahaha! So true - I had lovely manners back then.

Newbies dont know about ninja-perving

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

nobody said it was easy,, on route to .

. When they stroll into a social late hoping to find a seat at the very end of a table,squeeze over there..

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Many of them too readily admit to this fact, to their immediate detriment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they write a thread in the lounge about how you’re all time wasters

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"When they write a thread in the lounge about how you’re all time wasters

Sure we are all time wasters here,just a heads up

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I thought DP was deep penetration I learnt fast it didn't mean that at all .

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By *andR2019Couple
over a year ago

Nunya

Asking what certain phrases or words mean

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By *ots_2_LoveCouple
over a year ago

Omagh, Tyrone

Thanks for the giggles folks

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By *o hassleMan
over a year ago

moira

"They don't use the reply and quote

Hate that

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By *olouWoman
over a year ago

Swords

"They don't use the reply and quote

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I don't know how that works lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't learned to whack one out before sending messages

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By *eline5000Woman
over a year ago

dublin

I don’t bother putting verries up…

What’s ur real name …

Can I ask you one thing …

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

When they set up a profile and expect an influx of meets without putting any effort in

B x

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By *ensualnFunCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Watersports, pegging, DP, DVP, snowballs,… so many things I had never heard of… creating our profile was very instructional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting a status up in Ireland for meet while in another country.

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