FabSwingers.com forum: whats your favourite quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mine is

why do people say "grow some balls "? balls are weak and sensitive! if you really wanna get tough ,grow a vaginia! those things take a pounding !!

go betty white lol

now whats your s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm i have a few saying i like. i like when someone says there hard as nails. and then replying nails can be hammered lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has to be,

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane??... Nope it's just that fucker Fooey again!'

Lol

'Onwards and Upwards!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hmmm i have a few saying i like. i like when someone says there hard as nails. and then replying nails can be hammered lol"

lol miz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine has to be,

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane??... Nope it's just that fucker Fooey again!'

Lol

'Onwards and Upwards!'

aw naw fooeyyy your no fucker we love ya sure lol up up and awayyyyyyyyyyy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go and fuck a duck lololol

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By *oupleup4fun11Couple
over a year ago

belfast

you don't have bigger balls than me...mine had to be put on my chest to avoid chaffing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you don't have bigger balls than me...mine had to be put on my chest to avoid chaffing.

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haha fecking love it poppy

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By *oupleup4fun11Couple
over a year ago

belfast

love it

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Fave saying is

" Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Fave saying is

" Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience "

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By *araMan
over a year ago

Ahhh....Fuck.....Fuck.....Fuck......I'm cumming

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By *ts artMan
over a year ago

Londonderry

Oh god don't stop that's sooo ..... ugh huh.. huh... arrrrh ooowww . . . ugh fuuuuu. Coooh fuck fuck Fu u u u Cuk . . .ahhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Fave saying is

" Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifes like a dick, when its hard fuck it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You reap what you sow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This too shall pass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god don't stop that's sooo ..... ugh huh.. huh... arrrrh ooowww . . . ugh fuuuuu. Coooh fuck fuck Fu u u u Cuk . . .ahhh"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out and never darken my towels again!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people need to take a good look hard look in the mirror at themselfs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

awk arn,t use all just brilliant lol

another fave one of mine is

the only people mad at you for speaking the truth!are those living a lie ! keep speaking it !

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By *arveygirthycockMan
over a year ago

town

My fave? Defo used to love saying it anyway! : Cor I'd smash the granny outta that!!... Or I'd kick her back doors right in.... Etc etc lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fave? Defo used to love saying it anyway! : Cor I'd smash the granny outta that!!... Or I'd kick her back doors right in.... Etc etc lol"

i think you mean id smash her/his back doors in i myself use to say it come to think bout it i havent in few yrs lol last time was eminem concert lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god is that it????

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Failure to prepare on your behalf does not constitute an emergency on mine! Used that in work a few times.

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By *arveygirthycockMan
over a year ago

town

"My fave? Defo used to love saying it anyway! : Cor I'd smash the granny outta that!!... Or I'd kick her back doors right in.... Etc etc lol

i think you mean id smash her/his back doors in i myself use to say it come to think bout it i havent in few yrs lol last time was eminem concert lolol"

Nope: as I said kick.. The doors in. The smashing was for the granny......??

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By *arveygirthycockMan
over a year ago

town

The classic...'Whatever'! ? Saying? !!

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By *arveygirthycockMan
over a year ago

town

KEEP YOUR eyes and ears open... And your mouth SHUT.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oome of my favs:

Opinions like arseholes....everyone has one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fave? Defo used to love saying it anyway! : Cor I'd smash the granny outta that!!... Or I'd kick her back doors right in.... Etc etc lol

i think you mean id smash her/his back doors in i myself use to say it come to think bout it i havent in few yrs lol last time was eminem concert lolol

Nope: as I said kick.. The doors in. The smashing was for the granny......??"

thats just nasty smashn a granny n kickn ppl lol smashing n grabbing is more exciting lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cum with a guarantee"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oome of my favs:

Opinions like arseholes....everyone has one!!

I concur ^^^^^^

Mine is a Roy Keane quote.

''Fail to prepare...prepare to fail''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you son of a lagan monster lolol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Quote of the day; It's mine.. I licked it.

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By *araMan
over a year ago

I wonder would you scratch the back of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder would you scratch the back of them

think about it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I'll always be in your heart..If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind ~Shakespeare~ Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I respect women......I respect women so much i wont even touch them"

from the 40 year old virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bird on the hand is worth 4 fingers in her bush!"

~ from the Chronicles of Fooey ~

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By *araMan
over a year ago

"Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I'll always be in your heart..If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind ~Shakespeare~ Lucky you

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By *endoverbeckyWoman
over a year ago

dublin

only the one that hurts you can make you feel better, only the one who inflicts the pain can take it away- madonna erotica

what can i say ive jst got a serious bdsm addiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Douglas Adams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practise what you preach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats actually one of my favs. If only more people in this world would do it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When things are going well, something will go wrong.

When things just can't get any worse, they will.

Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Richard P. Feynman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good friends will stick with you until you're unstuck. -Winnie the Pooh

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Practise what you preach."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can save your bullshit on your memory card" - Lil Wayne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you only get a bucket and a half" - DE-unbelievables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me pink with a whitewash brush...

Courtesy of my mother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its hard to be this really really really really reallly rediculiously good looking" Derek zoolander.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear!"

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By *hrisboobymanMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

[Removed by poster at 24/11/12 17:24:09]

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By *hrisboobymanMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"A woman is a lot like a nuclear reactor. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons."

The great philosopher... Mr H. Simpson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!!"

~Chronicles of Fooey~

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One i used recently... Act your age not your shoe size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One i used recently... Act your age not your shoe size"

I used to hate that...all I ever heard at school lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One i used recently... Act your age not your shoe size

I used to hate that...all I ever heard at school lol"

aye feels like its still school here sumtimes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss activities; Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!!"

~Chronicles of Fooey~"
I like that 1 haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May fortune favour the brave."

Shakespere

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By *hrisboobymanMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

More than a handful is a waste if you've no imagination....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More than a handful is a waste if you've no imagination...."

do you have that much imagination though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than a handful is a waste if you've no imagination....

do you have that much imagination though lol

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lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it....... I'm sexy and I know it!"

~Chronicles of Fooey~

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By *hrisboobymanMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"More than a handful is a waste if you've no imagination....

do you have that much imagination though lol

Not for the size of your gob!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there were more people with the power of love and less people with the love of power all be much better people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Curiosity made the kittens"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure who said it but sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More than a handful is a waste if you've no imagination....

do you have that much imagination though lol

Not for the size of your gob!!

hmmmmmmmm we,ll see shall we are ya man enough boobyman lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thinks way too many people have been drinking from the Fountain of Stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy conelly- how do some people screw in a light bulb? Hold it in the air and let the world revolve around them. Quite apt in todays modern world i think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Quote of the day: If you can't make fun of yourself, let me take a crack at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright, I AM the Messiah!.......

Now fuck off!"

~Chronicles of Brian~

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I say what's right when all I want to do is wrong?"

TAFKAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""How can I say what's right when all I want to do is wrong?"

TAFKAP

amazing song!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spose I should add one since I am here!

Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that

George Carlin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re good at something, never do it for free!

joker

The dark knight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blessed are the Cheesemakers!"

~Chronicles of Brian~

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