FabSwingers.com forum: The secret to a longer life...

By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Yes, the secret to longevity is out, proof right here, published in the journal Medicinal Chemistry Communications...

Smelling your partner’s farts makes you live longer!

Apparently inhaling hydrogen sulphide contained in farts can reduce the risk of various life threatening illnesses like cancer, heart attacks and strokes, as well as preventing arthritis and dementia in old age and helping to preserve mitochondria, which drives energy production in blood vessel cells and regulates inflammation.

So next time you feel the need to fart, just let it out and let your partner (or whoever is in the vicinity) know it’s for their own good. The perfect plan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are Guinness drinkers out there who will live for a few centuries.

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"There are Guinness drinkers out there who will live for a few centuries."

And all those who sit beside them in the pub

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Have a look at the work of the priapic Doctor Aubrey David Nicholas Jasper de Grey, formerly of the SENS institute: Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence.

He is brilliant, but was essentially dismissed for expressing his overactive libido to fellow employees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are Guinness drinkers out there who will live for a few centuries.

And all those who sit beside them in the pub

They'll survive a nuclear fallout on a diet of Guinness alone.

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Have a look at the work of the priapic Doctor Aubrey David Nicholas Jasper de Grey, formerly of the SENS institute: Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence.

He is brilliant, but was essentially dismissed for expressing his overactive libido to fellow employees"

He sounds like a lovely chap

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Read the GAA thread...you won't live longer....it just feels like you are

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"There are Guinness drinkers out there who will live for a few centuries.

And all those who sit beside them in the pub

They'll survive a nuclear fallout on a diet of Guinness alone."

Just a nuclear fallout?

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Read the GAA thread...you won't live longer....it just feels like you are

Plenty of other threads make me feel just like that

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Just given tiki the good news, she’s going to live forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah ok. So a Dutch Oven can be no longer considered a prank

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ah ok. So a Dutch Oven can be no longer considered a prank

I never heard that phrase before. This prank now comes with a health warning

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

If another person benefits from the smell of farts surely the transgressor will benefit from the smell of their own farts

even the SBW ones

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