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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Soo you been dying for a shite you proceed to the bathroom drop the cacks and let a small sigh of relief you reach down to your pocket to get your phone because phone shits are best and then you realize you left it on the couch DEVASTATING!!! Do you proceed with your shite and read the back of shampoo bottles or suck the turtle head back in and run for the phone. You are most welcome for my input to the forums. No need for private messages offering blowjobs etc. It's just who I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never go to the bathroom without my phone, my phone is stuck to me

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

All depends if I think it's gonna be a bit of a tough shit to get out then Def run for the phone if it's an easy one then shampoo bottle..

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By *nceuponatimecplCouple
over a year ago

The edge of town

Somehow a sham..poo bottle seems to be the appropriate thing to read in the loo

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Himself dropped the phone on the bathroom floor while on the toilet , bent over to pick it up and hit the side of his head on the marble sink top . He’s sporting a nasty gash right now so yes he should of left it in the living room lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would be a faecal matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rookie mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Himself dropped the phone on the bathroom floor while on the toilet , bent over to pick it up and hit the side of his head on the marble sink top . He’s sporting a nasty gash right now so yes he should of left it in the living room lol"

Guilty

S

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Ha ha best read of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when you're on the toilet and you notice there is no toilet paper left.

Then you have to walk with your trousers round your ankles to get another roll.

Anyway, I'm nearly at the shops now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when you're on the toilet and you notice there is no toilet paper left.

Then you have to walk with your trousers round your ankles to get another roll.

Anyway, I'm nearly at the shops now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why people leave books in the bathroom silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a "shit" thread lol, ans is run to get the phone shampoo is boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count yourself lucky our bathroom is an extension and the WiFi signal is hit and miss. Now thats devastating, remember the phone and still have to read the shampoo

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Himself dropped the phone on the bathroom floor while on the toilet , bent over to pick it up and hit the side of his head on the marble sink top . He’s sporting a nasty gash right now so yes he should of left it in the living room lol"

I pulled down my jeans with the phone in the back pocket - guess where it fell - and where my hand needed to go?!

No amount of rice bagging fixed the fecker either

Hope the husband recovers... nothing like some wartime, eh toilet time, scars to entertain a crowd

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"This is why people leave books in the bathroom silly"

Too small, no surfaces - there's enough shit flushed down the toilet without adding books and magazines

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I hate it when you're on the toilet and you notice there is no toilet paper left.

Then you have to walk with your trousers round your ankles to get another roll.

Anyway, I'm nearly at the shops now"

No tap and towel nearby, no?

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