FabSwingers.com forum: Ask your Auntie Wendi.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away.

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By *omebirdWoman
over a year ago

Auntie Wendi,

Is there such a thing as too fat/ugly/vanilla/boring to Fab?

Sincerely,

Curious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Auntie Wendi,

Is there such a thing as too fat/ugly/vanilla/boring to Fab?

Sincerely,

Curious "

Not at all my dear.

Alot of men like curves, no one is to ugly.

Not everyone has kinks and like vanilla.

There is someone for everyone on here.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Auntie

Your favorite nephew here just after reading a post on here and really thinking of going to aldi buying a tent and pitching it in the bedroom with aircon machine on full power 4 24 packs of water covering my self in factor 50 and not coming out till next Friday do you think I’m over reacting

Regards Stephen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Auntie

Regards Stephen "

A tad with the electricity rises.

Listen alot of us don't like the heat or can stick it.

I burn in low sun go red and back to white. Good old Irish genes.

All I can advise is put on a strong spf and stay hydrated, stay in the shade if it's to much.

But try and have some fun and enjoy it we don't get the great weather much.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Wendi

How to I stop myself from being so good looking? When I'm walking down the street all I get from females is oi oi show us your balls. Even the lollypop lady has started wearing her false teeth just to smile at me.

Hard times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Auntie

Watching the main stage on the national broadcaster and oh my god Erica Cody I honestly think I want to leave the queen bee I’ve only had feelings for one other female in this way and that was Halle berry need good advice as the last time I packed well let’s just say she didn’t take to me like she did with Daniel Craig I know I don’t have to pay for flights and stuff this time but hey who knows might just get lucky

Regards Stephen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Wendi

Hard times."

Take it as a compliment, not all guys are as lucky.

They'd see them as good times.

I feel your pain, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. But I'm lactose intolerant.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Auntie

Regards Stephen "

Never say never.

I was in Tom Hardys bedroom once with him giving him his morning coffee.

He did wake up and say what the fuck are you doing in my room.

When I said you left the bathroom window open for me silly.

He did ring the police and I've now a restraining order.

But he's like that first thing in the morning before his coffee.

He could of just said thank you.

Men

So remember meeting your crush isn't always as great as you'll think it'll be.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great advice as always thanks Auntie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Auntie

Regards Stephen

Never say never.

I was in Tom Hardys bedroom once with him giving him his morning coffee.

He did wake up and say what the fuck are you doing in my room.

When I said you left the bathroom window open for me silly.

He did ring the police and I've now a restraining order.

But he's like that first thing in the morning before his coffee.

He could of just said thank you.

Men

So remember meeting your crush isn't always as great as you'll think it'll be.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Hahahaha...Brill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Auntie

Regards Stephen

Never say never.

I was in Tom Hardys bedroom once with him giving him his morning coffee.

He did wake up and say what the fuck are you doing in my room.

When I said you left the bathroom window open for me silly.

He did ring the police and I've now a restraining order.

But he's like that first thing in the morning before his coffee.

He could of just said thank you.

Men

So remember meeting your crush isn't always as great as you'll think it'll be.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Hahahaha...Brill

It's a true story.

He could of just said thank you.

I should of just brought him hid cornflakes then he wouldn't of been so cranky first thing.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF!!

YOU should have your own channel.

Graham Norton look out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WTF!!

YOU should have your own channel.

Graham Norton look out!

Don’t forget your favorite nephew when your rich and famous go get them girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WTF!!

YOU should have your own channel.

Graham Norton look out!

Wendi Chat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WTF!!

YOU should have your own channel.

Graham Norton look out!

Don’t forget your favorite nephew when your rich and famous go get them girl "

I'm any only chil both my parents died when I was twenty one. They were only children themselves.

All these people come out of the woodwork when your famous

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WTF!!

YOU should have your own channel.

Graham Norton look out!

Wendi Chat"

Or Wendi Talks.

Spilling The Tea With Wendi.

You can suggest some of your own.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WTF!!

YOU should have your own channel.

Graham Norton look out!

Don’t forget your favorite nephew when your rich and famous go get them girl

I'm any only chil both my parents died when I was twenty one. They were only children themselves.

All these people come out of the woodwork when your famous

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Girl you deserve all the riches that come your way and I for one hope you enjoy every bit of it and I’ll be happy enough with that I’d swapped conversation with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WTF!!

YOU should have your own channel.

Graham Norton look out!

Don’t forget your favorite nephew when your rich and famous go get them girl

I'm any only chil both my parents died when I was twenty one. They were only children themselves.

All these people come out of the woodwork when your famous

Love Auntie Wendi x

Girl you deserve all the riches that come your way and I for one hope you enjoy every bit of it and I’ll be happy enough with that I’d swapped conversation with you "

Oh you'd have a seat like Betty in the audience.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WTF!!

YOU should have your own channel.

Graham Norton look out!

Don’t forget your favorite nephew when your rich and famous go get them girl

I'm any only chil both my parents died when I was twenty one. They were only children themselves.

All these people come out of the woodwork when your famous

Love Auntie Wendi x

Girl you deserve all the riches that come your way and I for one hope you enjoy every bit of it and I’ll be happy enough with that I’d swapped conversation with you

Oh you'd have a seat like Betty in the audience.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

So if anyone from the bbc are listening get this girl a show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you weren’t talking about Mary berry as I don’t cook haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you weren’t talking about Mary berry as I don’t cook haha "

I said Betty not Mary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Methinks you guys have a budding beautiful relationship.

And every celeb needs a manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Methinks you guys have a budding beautiful relationship.

And every celeb needs a manager

I’ll make contact tomorrow see if graham can make things happen night Auntie hope you make a mil if not more x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondering with Wendi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi,

First time caller, long time listener.

Am, I'm just wondering what you think,

A lady on here invited me as her friend and I accepted but she doesn't reply to my mail.

Should I let her go?

I do really like how she looks.

Thanks in advance

Colin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi,

First time caller, long time listener.

Am, I'm just wondering what you think,

A lady on here invited me as her friend and I accepted but she doesn't reply to my mail.

Should I let her go?

I do really like how she looks.

Thanks in advance

Colin"

How many times have you mailed her?

Have yous chatted or did she just send you a friends invite.

Some people give them out so you can see their pics, but usually you'd chat to the person.

If you like that you can see here pics keep her in your friend section, if you see no point as yous don't interact then unfriend.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Auntie,your a gem.

I'll can keep her on my friends lists and not expect anything, and if anything becomes of it, well that be great.

Thanks again

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

All I am thinking right now Fab is getting a personal channel in the Chat for 'Auntie Wendi'.

Once a week they come on cam to read out a select few letters and give their advise as a practice/demo for a late night time slot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Wendy, how do I get verified. Can you help me out, can ya can ya ,

Seán xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All I am thinking right now Fab is getting a personal channel in the Chat for 'Auntie Wendi'.

Once a week they come on cam to read out a select few letters and give their advise as a practice/demo for a late night time slot.

Well you may strat to get your letters in boys.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Wendy, how do I get verified. Can you help me out, can ya can ya ,

Seán xxx"

You are verified.

Just be patient the number of guys to everyone else on the site is greater.

Participate in forums to make yourself known to people, try M&Gs and socials it's a great way to meet people and get more verifications.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Dear Wendy,

Quite a strange query this one:

I have a neighbour that comes out and yells from his balcony at the kids playing in the nice warm weather outside in front of the buildings.

I don't mind the kids chatter while I take my after lunch nap, but this one's yelling will definitely spoil it for me!

Is there anything a grumpy bear like me can do to satisfy his need, the need to sleep?

Yours truly,

Proton Neutronsky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Wendy,

Quite a strange query this one:

I have a neighbour that comes out and yells from his balcony at the kids playing in the nice warm weather outside in front of the buildings.

I don't mind the kids chatter while I take my after lunch nap, but this one's yelling will definitely spoil it for me!

Is there anything a grumpy bear like me can do to satisfy his need, the need to sleep?

Yours truly,

Proton Neutronsky"

Do you nap during the day as you work night. (Nothing wrong with a good day nap)

If you think your neighbour is approachable you could try saying to her about it.

I would envest in a good pair of earplugs or try another part of your flat.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Dear Wendy,

Quite a strange query this one:

I have a neighbour that comes out and yells from his balcony at the kids playing in the nice warm weather outside in front of the buildings.

I don't mind the kids chatter while I take my after lunch nap, but this one's yelling will definitely spoil it for me!

Is there anything a grumpy bear like me can do to satisfy his need, the need to sleep?

Yours truly,

Proton Neutronsky

Do you nap during the day as you work night. (Nothing wrong with a good day nap)

If you think your neighbour is approachable you could try saying to her about it.

I would envest in a good pair of earplugs or try another part of your flat.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

It's a he, and he'd love it if I approached him, if ye get my drift

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Wendy,

Quite a strange query this one:

I have a neighbour that comes out and yells from his balcony at the kids playing in the nice warm weather outside in front of the buildings.

I don't mind the kids chatter while I take my after lunch nap, but this one's yelling will definitely spoil it for me!

Is there anything a grumpy bear like me can do to satisfy his need, the need to sleep?

Yours truly,

Proton Neutronsky

Do you nap during the day as you work night. (Nothing wrong with a good day nap)

If you think your neighbour is approachable you could try saying to her about it.

I would envest in a good pair of earplugs or try another part of your flat.

Love Auntie Wendi x

It's a he, and he'd love it if I approached him, if ye get my drift

Oh then he'd definitely keep the noise down for you if you asked him.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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