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By *asual777 OP   Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

With Boris going today, it time consider whether we need a fab leader.

Candidates can throw their hats in, what would be your mandate and manifesto?

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

A so-called leader within this group of independent individuals would be akin to herding cats: it would be an impossible task.

In theory at least Boris and his former cabinet shared a similar political ethos: Conservatism. They were a homogenous political grouping.

Fabbers come from a wide and disparate range of racial, ethnic and political backgrounds, but with a shared preference for no strings attached sex; the cannot therefore be led by an individual leader, no matter how charismatic, because they are a heterogeneous grouping.

In reality they have practically nothing in common of any substance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I’m Stephen I’d love to put my name forward to hopefully be elected as fab leader I’m sitting here writing this with the First Lady (should I be chosen) putting forward why hopefully you should vote for me ok about me:I have more veri’s than anyone else on here I’m respectful professional and love nothing more than making your dreams come true:ok what is this man promising I hear you scream ok so for the single men I promise a ride every two days off the lady of your choice from the hot pic’s selection no more wanking boys come on let me hear you scream Stephen for the ladies no more dic pics no more no shows will be eliminated if they don’t turn up a ride of your choice think of the saving on batteries let me hear your ladies Stephen all those in between you get exactly the same deal as all the rest I promise to root out all the clique’s and have them lockdown with no phone for a month (pure death sentence) so that’s my pitch hopefully I get your vote oh and free upside down pineapples for everyone let me hear you scream Stephen for our leader thank you Stephen out

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By *asual777 OP   Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

There are lots of things a leader can do potentially

Provide affordable accommodation for parties during a time of expensive hotels

And serve as a conduit With the website management to improve it

Are two things which spring To mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are lots of things a leader can do potentially

Provide affordable accommodation for parties during a time of expensive hotels

And serve as a conduit With the website management to improve it

Are two things which spring To mind

"

Have you considered making toys tax deductible?

Or creating a rise in the NRI (national riding index) via appropriate stimuli?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok then free hotels free drinks and sandwiches aswell and I’m in with zuckerberg so he’ll give me a hand with that oh and did I say free butter vouchers for everyone

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

I’ll have a single pledge in my manifesto:

Any fucker that puts up a “I can’t get a meet” or “no one replies to my messages” thread will be banished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah ffs sake you sound like Mary Lou Jay all promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are lots of things a leader can do potentially

Provide affordable accommodation for parties during a time of expensive hotels

And serve as a conduit With the website management to improve it

Are two things which spring To mind

Have you considered making toys tax deductible?

Or creating a rise in the NRI (national riding index) via appropriate stimuli?

"

I’ll do one better a free toys for every man and woman and all others in between

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vote for Rich Astley.

He'll never:

give you up

let you down

run around

desert you

make you cry

say goodbye

tell a lie

hurt you

Definitely the man for the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I vote for Rich Astley.

He'll never:

give you up

let you down

run around

desert you

make you cry

say goodbye

tell a lie

hurt you

Definitely the man for the job"

All empty promises what I’m offering is real free houses free hotels free food toys and pets if ye want them I can show ye the way people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I vote for Rich Astley.

He'll never:

give you up

let you down

run around

desert you

make you cry

say goodbye

tell a lie

hurt you

Definitely the man for the job

All empty promises what I’m offering is real free houses free hotels free food toys and pets if ye want them I can show ye the way people "

Does everyone get ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I vote for Rich Astley.

He'll never:

give you up

let you down

run around

desert you

make you cry

say goodbye

tell a lie

hurt you

Definitely the man for the job

All empty promises what I’m offering is real free houses free hotels free food toys and pets if ye want them I can show ye the way people

Does everyone get ice cream?"

Ice cream slushy and child minding all free guys and no cost to the tax payers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BigBlondey for PM , Boo from Fkfkrsn Deputy PM , Shezz Scottish Secretary

Places available

NI Secretary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I vote for Rich Astley.

He'll never:

give you up

let you down

run around

desert you

make you cry

say goodbye

tell a lie

hurt you

Definitely the man for the job

All empty promises what I’m offering is real free houses free hotels free food toys and pets if ye want them I can show ye the way people

Does everyone get ice cream?

Ice cream slushy and child minding all free guys and no cost to the tax payers "

Well, I'm sold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BigBlondey for PM , Boo from Fkfkrsn Deputy PM , Shezz Scottish Secretary

Places available

NI Secretary

"

She definitely will get the foreign secretary position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Geordie we’ll need good people behind us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh jubal if your available we’d love if you could be minister for philosophy

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte


"Ok then free hotels free drinks and sandwiches aswell and I’m in with zuckerberg so he’ll give me a hand with that oh and did I say free butter vouchers for everyone "

You had me at butter

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte

With a fab leader should come a fab union!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unions sure who needs them they take your money and do f all no unions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unions sure who needs them they take your money and do f all no unions "

You're putting us on zero hour contracts, so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free NCT we won’t give a f if your piece of shit is falling apart we’ll pass it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unions sure who needs them they take your money and do f all no unions

You're putting us on zero hour contracts, so?"

No you stay at home and do f all and get paid let me hear you let me hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so this is our cabinet deehorny pa bog lady as our minister for finance elfie as our sports minister cork lad as our personal don’t give a fuck bud minister Mr Mc carthy as the minister for we’ll sue you if you fuck with us and brad coz he’s well he’s brad

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte


"Unions sure who needs them they take your money and do f all no unions "

Doesn’t sound too different from a government to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unions sure who needs them they take your money and do f all no unions

Doesn’t sound too different from a government to me"

Ah come on Con don’t you believe we can deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh we forgot to mention free charging points at all your meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We think we’ve covered everything oh free solar panels for everyone we will come and fit them personally

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I think the leader should be one of the ladies, sure they don’t get a look in around here…..

Not even one has posted in this thread….

(I think it’s safe to assume Stephen is posting from the couples profile…… )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don’t have another profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or on any other site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been hopefully your new leader the First Lady is giving out to me coz she has to work in the morning but I said to her that all that will stop if I become leader of FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No leader needed. We'll have a commune!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jubal1 would make a good leader i think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jubal1 would make a good leader i think. "

Ah pity cool cat I had you down for the minister for mayhem I have the VW van painted in rainbow colors and the logo good vibrations all over it hope you rethink your selection your man Stephen pls don’t ask where we got the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No leader needed. We'll have a commune!"

You definitely can be the minister for keeping everyone together let me hear you Melanie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jubal1 would make a good leader i think.

Ah pity cool cat I had you down for the minister for mayhem I have the VW van painted in rainbow colors and the logo good vibrations all over it hope you rethink your selection your man Stephen pls don’t ask where we got the van "

No comment is all the best comment here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve a very busy day planned meeting obi wan on skellig ya we are bringing back the force forget Lucas the it’s on to London my friend Tom is there at the moment he’d like to tell you all about this new religion then back to Belfast to fix the assembly don’t know how that will work out then back to cork for a social oh for got to tell the dogging community no curtains on the van lads I can hear you mind the paint work lads we were up all night getting it ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just off the phone with the First Lady free Dunkin’ Donuts for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just back the assembly didn’t work I blame Boris obi one is up for the come back don’t know about yoda yet some of the proposed ministers don’t seem to have the faith even though they were getting a great deal but look you can’t please everyone have a great night people night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought some just Williams for the garden so not all bad I suppose or presume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First Lady in bed listening OMD

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down


"Jubal1 would make a good leader i think. "

A leader has to be a cocky person with charisma, who is also a politician and a wheeler dealer; frankly I don't think I possess those personal traits.

There are a couple of more eligible people on the site who spring to mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jubal1 would make a good leader i think.

A leader has to be a cocky person with charisma, who is also a politician and a wheeler dealer; frankly I don't think I possess those personal traits.

There are a couple of more eligible people on the site who spring to mind!"

You would be a person that any young or middle age person could learn from I’ve no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I hate it here… grim!

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