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"Look at the last line of your bio and ask again why women don't answer you "We all know that all women want the shag. Don’t ye play the fool with us. | |||
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"Look at the last line of your bio and ask again why women don't answer you
We all know that all women want the shag. Don’t ye play the fool with us. "This | |||
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"Look at the last line of your bio and ask again why women don't answer you
We all know that all women want the shag. Don’t ye play the fool with us. "I don't know who blabbed the ultimate female secret but you need to keep that to yourself | |||
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"Look at the last line of your bio and ask again why women don't answer you
We all know that all women want the shag. Don’t ye play the fool with us.
I don't know who blabbed the ultimate female secret but you need to keep that to yourself "Feck it sorry!! I didn’t realise it wasn’t general knowledge that ye wanted the shag | |||
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"I would rather an elegant man who comes and whispers in my ear " it's coitus time" "Sure you would. You’d prefer a ladeen that whips off his yfronts, takes a swig of his can of Carling and announces ‘you’re getting the shag luv’ | |||
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"Zero sympathy for you with a bio like that " I think he’s getting right to the point. Do ye want the damn shag or not? It’s not a multiple choice question. And he hasn’t a bad aul lad on him | |||
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"They're all bitches the females 99% on here how dare they, not acknowledge any of your communication "And the 1% are worse | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? " Lots of ladies meet here they probably just don't get moist at your fancy a shag messages and slagging us off won't help. | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? Lots of ladies meet here they probably just don't get moist at your fancy a shag messages and slagging us off won't help. " God I love the word "moist"  | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? Lots of ladies meet here they probably just don't get moist at your fancy a shag messages and slagging us off won't help. God I love the word "moist" ". It’s a great word. Mooiiiist. Or damp. Gooey. | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? Lots of ladies meet here they probably just don't get moist at your fancy a shag messages and slagging us off won't help. God I love the word "moist" .
It’s a great word. Mooiiiist. Or damp. Gooey. "Uve taken it a step too far GOOEY | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? Lots of ladies meet here they probably just don't get moist at your fancy a shag messages and slagging us off won't help. God I love the word "moist" .
It’s a great word. Mooiiiist. Or damp. Gooey. " | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? Lots of ladies meet here they probably just don't get moist at your fancy a shag messages and slagging us off won't help. God I love the word "moist" .
It’s a great word. Mooiiiist. Or damp. Gooey.
Uve taken it a step too far
GOOEY "Is there an erect penis emoji hidden in here somewhere.. I feel it would be appropriate at this moment | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? Lots of ladies meet here they probably just don't get moist at your fancy a shag messages and slagging us off won't help. God I love the word "moist" .
It’s a great word. Mooiiiist. Or damp. Gooey.
Uve taken it a step too far
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Oh and dick pix. More dick pixs from every conceivable angle so said women know exactly what it is they are going to get shagged by
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? Lots of ladies meet here they probably just don't get moist at your fancy a shag messages and slagging us off won't help. God I love the word "moist" .
It’s a great word. Mooiiiist. Or damp. Gooey.
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? Lots of ladies meet here they probably just don't get moist at your fancy a shag messages and slagging us off won't help. God I love the word "moist" .
It’s a great word. Mooiiiist. Or damp. Gooey.
Ah you're just one of the 99%. Meh " | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? " Lmao where to start, women get hundreds of messages, so you’ll be lost in the shuffle as you don’t stand out. If they’ve looked at you, it’s most likely as you’ve looked at them and went to see what you’re like. Your profile is terrible, you’re slagging them off and then “the shag” line wow what a killer. You do it’s a swinging site not a sex site, there is a difference. Also what percentage of accounts say don’t message if your a single male? Do you look at what their looking for and think you match it. Do you explain that when messaging women? | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? Lmao where to start, women get hundreds of messages, so you’ll be lost in the shuffle as you don’t stand out. If they’ve looked at you, it’s most likely as you’ve looked at them and went to see what you’re like. Your profile is terrible, you’re slagging them off and then “the shag” line wow what a killer. You do it’s a swinging site not a sex site, there is a difference. Also what percentage of accounts say don’t message if your a single male? Do you look at what their looking for and think you match it. Do you explain that when messaging women? " And you’re extremely hot | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? Lmao where to start, women get hundreds of messages, so you’ll be lost in the shuffle as you don’t stand out. If they’ve looked at you, it’s most likely as you’ve looked at them and went to see what you’re like. Your profile is terrible, you’re slagging them off and then “the shag” line wow what a killer. You do it’s a swinging site not a sex site, there is a difference. Also what percentage of accounts say don’t message if your a single male? Do you look at what their looking for and think you match it. Do you explain that when messaging women? And you’re extremely hot "It’s Mr here, I’ll pass on the compliments! | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? Lmao where to start, women get hundreds of messages, so you’ll be lost in the shuffle as you don’t stand out. If they’ve looked at you, it’s most likely as you’ve looked at them and went to see what you’re like. Your profile is terrible, you’re slagging them off and then “the shag” line wow what a killer. You do it’s a swinging site not a sex site, there is a difference. Also what percentage of accounts say don’t message if your a single male? Do you look at what their looking for and think you match it. Do you explain that when messaging women? And you’re extremely hot
It’s Mr here, I’ll pass on the compliments! "Oh sorry!! Yes do please. She is very gorgeous. Good for you my man | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? Lmao where to start, women get hundreds of messages, so you’ll be lost in the shuffle as you don’t stand out. If they’ve looked at you, it’s most likely as you’ve looked at them and went to see what you’re like. Your profile is terrible, you’re slagging them off and then “the shag” line wow what a killer. You do it’s a swinging site not a sex site, there is a difference. Also what percentage of accounts say don’t message if your a single male? Do you look at what their looking for and think you match it. Do you explain that when messaging women? And you’re extremely hot
It’s Mr here, I’ll pass on the compliments! "Ya didn't have to tell him just take the compliment. You are both lookers to be fair he could have meant either | |||
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"OP the fact you're admittedly completely indiscriminate about who you message suggests you don't give a fuck who you fuck do long as you get a fuck. That's wildly unappealing. And, as has already been pointed out, your bio will almost certainly be read before any message you send is opened and may very well be a factor in the lack of responses. " "Wildly unappealing"
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"OP the fact you're admittedly completely indiscriminate about who you message suggests you don't give a fuck who you fuck do long as you get a fuck. That's wildly unappealing. And, as has already been pointed out, your bio will almost certainly be read before any message you send is opened and may very well be a factor in the lack of responses. "Wildly unappealing"
Are you saying birds don't like it?
I think I can see where I've been going wrong. "Mick you can get away with it...but the OP isn't you  | |||
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"OP the fact you're admittedly completely indiscriminate about who you message suggests you don't give a fuck who you fuck do long as you get a fuck. That's wildly unappealing. And, as has already been pointed out, your bio will almost certainly be read before any message you send is opened and may very well be a factor in the lack of responses. "Wildly unappealing"
Are you saying birds don't like it?
I think I can see where I've been going wrong.
Mick you can get away with it...but the OP isn't you "Jaysus...
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"OP the fact you're admittedly completely indiscriminate about who you message suggests you don't give a fuck who you fuck do long as you get a fuck. That's wildly unappealing. And, as has already been pointed out, your bio will almost certainly be read before any message you send is opened and may very well be a factor in the lack of responses. " To be fair his profile is perfect it says what he looks for and what he thinks of the women on here.So I really think he should leave it exactly as it is. I personally prefer to see profiles that show the real person than a false facade to lure you in. | |||
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"OP the fact you're admittedly completely indiscriminate about who you message suggests you don't give a fuck who you fuck do long as you get a fuck. That's wildly unappealing. And, as has already been pointed out, your bio will almost certainly be read before any message you send is opened and may very well be a factor in the lack of responses. To be fair his profile is perfect it says what he looks for and what he thinks of the women on here.So I really think he should leave it exactly as it is. I personally prefer to see profiles that show the real person than a false facade to lure you in. "This is very true. It's always handy when people do the filtering for you | |||
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"OP the fact you're admittedly completely indiscriminate about who you message suggests you don't give a fuck who you fuck do long as you get a fuck. That's wildly unappealing. And, as has already been pointed out, your bio will almost certainly be read before any message you send is opened and may very well be a factor in the lack of responses. To be fair his profile is perfect it says what he looks for and what he thinks of the women on here.So I really think he should leave it exactly as it is. I personally prefer to see profiles that show the real person than a false facade to lure you in. " | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? " I think everyone's covered the basics but yeah you reek of entitlement, no-one owes you their time, and if you write messages like you write your bio it's no wonder you don't get replies. | |||
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"I think you should message every single woman again, maybe they just didn't receive it first time round
Oh and dick pix. More dick pixs from every conceivable angle so said women know exactly what it is they are going to get shagged by
Best of luck, I hope this helps "Beside the tv remote too, us bitches lovveeeee that!! | |||
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"I think you should message every single woman again, maybe they just didn't receive it first time round
Oh and dick pix. More dick pixs from every conceivable angle so said women know exactly what it is they are going to get shagged by
Best of luck, I hope this helps
Beside the tv remote too, us bitches lovveeeee that!!"And the travel size lynx bottle  | |||
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"I think you should message every single woman again, maybe they just didn't receive it first time round
Oh and dick pix. More dick pixs from every conceivable angle so said women know exactly what it is they are going to get shagged by
Best of luck, I hope this helps
Beside the tv remote too, us bitches lovveeeee that!!
And the travel size lynx bottle "Personally its the bog roll that really turns me on and if he has it inside the roll sure I only turn into a slip and slide | |||
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"I think you should message every single woman again, maybe they just didn't receive it first time round
Oh and dick pix. More dick pixs from every conceivable angle so said women know exactly what it is they are going to get shagged by
Best of luck, I hope this helps
Beside the tv remote too, us bitches lovveeeee that!!
And the travel size lynx bottle
Personally its the bog roll that really turns me on and if he has it inside the roll sure I only turn into a slip and slide "Now thats ones I've not seen I think I'll survive without seeing it though your description is enough | |||
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"I think you should message every single woman again, maybe they just didn't receive it first time round
Oh and dick pix. More dick pixs from every conceivable angle so said women know exactly what it is they are going to get shagged by
Best of luck, I hope this helps
Beside the tv remote too, us bitches lovveeeee that!!
And the travel size lynx bottle
Personally its the bog roll that really turns me on and if he has it inside the roll sure I only turn into a slip and slide
Now thats ones I've not seen I think I'll survive without seeing it though your description is enough"You are blessed, but Id nearly gurantee youll get one in to the inbox now lol | |||
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"I think you should message every single woman again, maybe they just didn't receive it first time round
Oh and dick pix. More dick pixs from every conceivable angle so said women know exactly what it is they are going to get shagged by
Best of luck, I hope this helps
Beside the tv remote too, us bitches lovveeeee that!!
And the travel size lynx bottle
Personally its the bog roll that really turns me on and if he has it inside the roll sure I only turn into a slip and slide
Now thats ones I've not seen I think I'll survive without seeing it though your description is enough
You are blessed, but Id nearly gurantee youll get one in to the inbox now lol "I'll have you all know my toilet bowl socks and cock pic is an absolute masterpiece | |||
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"So I tired starting conversations and seeing what fab is like , and this stage still the same... At this stage I message most if not 99% of females and not a simple thanks for your message not looking,just a pain ignore , very rude window shoppers, wasters in here...sick and tired been loner ?? Lmao where to start, women get hundreds of messages, so you’ll be lost in the shuffle as you don’t stand out. If they’ve looked at you, it’s most likely as you’ve looked at them and went to see what you’re like. Your profile is terrible, you’re slagging them off and then “the shag” line wow what a killer. You do it’s a swinging site not a sex site, there is a difference. Also what percentage of accounts say don’t message if your a single male? Do you look at what their looking for and think you match it. Do you explain that when messaging women? And you’re extremely hot
It’s Mr here, I’ll pass on the compliments!
Ya didn't have to tell him just take the compliment. You are both lookers to be fair he could have meant either "How nice thank you | |||
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"The post is all about what the OP wants and not once mentions or asks what his potential victim wants or requires. With an attitude like the OP’s, who quite obviously thinks that by joining fab he has some sort of right to the ride, it doesn’t surprise me that he has issues "I'm 100% here for my own wants and needs.. I don't think that's the major problem here. Like I don't think he would have any better luck if his post and his profile was gushing about all the pleasure he wants to give a potential meet. | |||
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"I often find the issue is, IMO, that some people think the site is like Tinder. But there is more of a social aspect to it, I find." There's a social aspect to swinging that a lot of people here don't seem to get. Women here want sex equally as much as men and we aren't looking for romance. We just wanted to be treated like more than a set of 3 "moist" holes. The Dial a Ride brigade can't phantom this and get all pissy that we aren't waiting legs spread for their fancy a fuck messages. | |||
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It’s Mr here, I’ll pass on the compliments!
Ya didn't have to tell him just take the compliment. You are both lookers to be fair he could have meant either
How nice thank you "Oh goodie a blushing one | |||
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"I often find the issue is, IMO, that some people think the site is like Tinder. But there is more of a social aspect to it, I find. There's a social aspect to swinging that a lot of people here don't seem to get. Women here want sex equally as much as men and we aren't looking for romance. We just wanted to be treated like more than a set of 3 "moist" holes. The Dial a Ride brigade can't phantom this and get all pissy that we aren't waiting legs spread for their fancy a fuck messages. " Here here well said dahhhling | |||
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"I often find the issue is, IMO, that some people think the site is like Tinder. But there is more of a social aspect to it, I find. There's a social aspect to swinging that a lot of people here don't seem to get. Women here want sex equally as much as men and we aren't looking for romance. We just wanted to be treated like more than a set of 3 "moist" holes. The Dial a Ride brigade can't phantom this and get all pissy that we aren't waiting legs spread for their fancy a fuck messages. Here here well said dahhhling "Ya kinda... but alot of people get on just fine without the social side. There is a huge difference between being involved in the social side of this site(not swinging because a good chunk of us here aren't swingers) and treating it like a dial a ride. Lumping everything in between that together misses the actual problem | |||
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"I often find the issue is, IMO, that some people think the site is like Tinder. But there is more of a social aspect to it, I find. There's a social aspect to swinging that a lot of people here don't seem to get. Women here want sex equally as much as men and we aren't looking for romance. We just wanted to be treated like more than a set of 3 "moist" holes. The Dial a Ride brigade can't phantom this and get all pissy that we aren't waiting legs spread for their fancy a fuck messages. Here here well said dahhhling
Ya kinda... but alot of people get on just fine without the social side.
There is a huge difference between being involved in the social side of this site(not swinging because a good chunk of us here aren't swingers) and treating it like a dial a ride. Lumping everything in between that together misses the actual problem"Well thats kinda the problem it's a swinging site made by swingers for swingers and the vast majority of people aren't swingers they just want to get their dicks wet. That's fair enough each to their own we are all here for different reasons. So can someone please start a Dial a Fuck site | |||
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"I often find the issue is, IMO, that some people think the site is like Tinder. But there is more of a social aspect to it, I find. There's a social aspect to swinging that a lot of people here don't seem to get. Women here want sex equally as much as men and we aren't looking for romance. We just wanted to be treated like more than a set of 3 "moist" holes. The Dial a Ride brigade can't phantom this and get all pissy that we aren't waiting legs spread for their fancy a fuck messages. Here here well said dahhhling
Ya kinda... but alot of people get on just fine without the social side.
There is a huge difference between being involved in the social side of this site(not swinging because a good chunk of us here aren't swingers) and treating it like a dial a ride. Lumping everything in between that together misses the actual problem
Well thats kinda the problem it's a swinging site made by swingers for swingers and the vast majority of people aren't swingers they just want to get their dicks wet. That's fair enough each to their own we are all here for different reasons. So can someone please start a Dial a Fuck site "Well that's up to the site to control which they won't because it would vastly cut down on both member numbers and site supporter payments. And again I would say it still misses the core problem. Because entitled or abusive behaviour isn't exclusive to people looking for non social casual meets nor does everyone looking for that treat the site like a dial a ride | |||
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It’s Mr here, I’ll pass on the compliments!
Ya didn't have to tell him just take the compliment. You are both lookers to be fair he could have meant either
How nice thank you
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"U never msgd me "Can I message ya Instead, I do have cork roots lol | |||
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"Should I be privileged to be one the loads you claimed to text (6momths ago) I didn’t reply I’m very into not wasting people time no face pic sorry I’ve feel a connection someway I’ll chat it’s not all about the cock so many time wasters in here can’t blame the girls it’s a pick and mix for them good things come to those who wait and are patient it’s not about the cock it’s how you use it no one wants a blow out on the m50 but I won’t lift my leg for anyone.. Ive had abuse over my straight forward profile look I know what I want why not be honest " Vote Stephen 1 | |||
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*takes notes* "Why do I have the feeling this is going to happen at an event now | |||
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"Maybe because your mickey is the same size as your thumb
Oh for fuck sake…. "What's wrong sweetheart? I love that picture of you washing your arse in the shower hahaha | |||
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"Maybe because your mickey is the same size as your thumb
Oh for fuck sake….
What's wrong sweetheart? I love that picture of you washing your arse in the shower hahaha"Well done on being here more than 4 hours this time ...welcome back | |||
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"Maybe because your mickey is the same size as your thumb
Oh for fuck sake….
What's wrong sweetheart? I love that picture of you washing your arse in the shower hahaha
Well done on being here more than 4 hours this time ...welcome back "You're welcome | |||
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"Maybe because your mickey is the same size as your thumb
Oh for fuck sake….
What's wrong sweetheart? I love that picture of you washing your arse in the shower hahaha"Thanks….
Cleanlinesses is next to Godliness they say….. | |||
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"Maybe because your mickey is the same size as your thumb
Oh for fuck sake….
What's wrong sweetheart? I love that picture of you washing your arse in the shower hahaha
Thanks….
Cleanlinesses is next to Godliness they say….. "Cause both a myths? I mean who actually showers am I right? No? Oh... | |||
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"Maybe because your mickey is the same size as your thumb
Oh for fuck sake….
What's wrong sweetheart? I love that picture of you washing your arse in the shower hahaha
Thanks….
Cleanlinesses is next to Godliness they say…..
Cause both a myths? I mean who actually showers am I right? No? Oh..."Well it was the first Friday of the month and I like to keep to a schedule even if not actually required….. | |||
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"Maybe because your mickey is the same size as your thumb
Oh for fuck sake….
What's wrong sweetheart? I love that picture of you washing your arse in the shower hahaha
Thanks….
Cleanlinesses is next to Godliness they say…..
Cause both a myths? I mean who actually showers am I right? No? Oh...
Well it was the first Friday of the month and I like to keep to a schedule even if not actually required….. "Seems excessive | |||
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"Maybe because your mickey is the same size as your thumb
Oh for fuck sake….
What's wrong sweetheart? I love that picture of you washing your arse in the shower hahaha
Thanks….
Cleanlinesses is next to Godliness they say…..
Cause both a myths? I mean who actually showers am I right? No? Oh...
Well it was the first Friday of the month and I like to keep to a schedule even if not actually required…..
Seems excessive "Sorry, I should have said “the first Friday of the month in the second half of the year…. | |||
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"I would rather an elegant man who comes and whispers in my ear "it's coitus time"
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Why do I have the feeling this is going to happen at an event now "Unsure what you're talking about | |||
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"U never msgd me "I did 2 weeks ago and you didn't reply so down with that sort of thing | |||
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"I would rather an elegant man who comes and whispers in my ear "it's coitus time"
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Why do I have the feeling this is going to happen at an event now
Unsure what you're talking about "Why don't I believe this innocent act | |||
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"U never msgd me
I did 2 weeks ago and you didn't reply so down with that sort of thing"Classy | |||
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"I would rather an elegant man who comes and whispers in my ear "it's coitus time"
*takes notes*
Why do I have the feeling this is going to happen at an event now
Unsure what you're talking about
Why don't I believe this innocent act"Innocent until proven otherwise! | |||
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"I would rather an elegant man who comes and whispers in my ear "it's coitus time"
*takes notes*
Why do I have the feeling this is going to happen at an event now
Unsure what you're talking about
Why don't I believe this innocent act Innocent until proven otherwise! "I knew it | |||
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"I would rather an elegant man who comes and whispers in my ear " it's coitus time" "I'm imagining a guy called Coitus and it's his catchphrase, like Chico from the x-factor | |||
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