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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So went to the doctor there, he told me I'd have to stop masturbating.

I asked him why, what's the problem?

Because sir , he says, I'm trying to examine you!

Anyone else a few jokes to share.

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By *irWhiskeyMan
over a year ago

The water of life

Man walks upto his friend in the bar and asks him, "if there's 50 dildos stuck to the wall there, how many would you gag on?"

Friend replies abruptly with conviction "none of them!"

Man:"ahhh so your a professional!"

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By *ligolad321Man
over a year ago

Donegal

My youngest just came down the stairs from watching TV in his room.

He says dad, what love juice...

After nearly chocking on my beer I thought to myself right I'd better be honest here and said 'son, when a woman gets sexually excited, her vagina gets wet a this called lice juice...

He stares at me with utter bewilderment.

I said to him,what the fuq are you watching up there anyways...

He said 'Wimbledon dad'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do u make ur girlfriend scream during sex??

Call her and tell her about it

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By *irWhiskeyMan
over a year ago

The water of life

Timmy went to ask his mum "Mammy is it wrong to have a penis?"

She replied, "oh goodness no, what would make you think that?"

Timmy: "well dad's upstairs in bed trying to pull his the fuck off"

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By *andR2019Couple
over a year ago

Nunya

How do you spot a blind man at the nudist beach?

It’s not hard!

How do you get four elephants in a mini?

Two in the front and two in the back!

How do you know there’s eight elephants at church?

There’s two minis outside.

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By *ublinjonnMan
over a year ago

dublin

Why have elephants got big ears?

Cos Noddy won't pay the ransom!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best man speech at wedding

"Id like all the men to stand beside the most important person in their life"

The barman was nearly crushed in the stampede

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Two lads standing on a corner of the Falls road, watching a fella acting suspiciously. One asks the other..

"An gceapann tú go bhfuil an duine sin ins an UVF?"

The other fella replies..

"Ní cheapaim"

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