FabSwingers.com forum: Best opening lines

By *astello OP Woman
over a year ago

Far far away

Curious to see the best opening lines to messages you've seen..

My pet hate is "can I tell you something"..openers..

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte

Had to look twice to see that one lol

Don’t forget the ‘hey’

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I heard that the classic opener at parish dances in the local hall used to be:

"Do you cum here often?",

from which thousands of successful unions were formed!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Had to look twice to see that one lol

Don’t forget the ‘hey’"

Nope, no "hey"... that was the best opening line - though I've had plenty of those too

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

You have been banned for following reasons…..

Regards,

Admin.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Hey hun your hotter than a junkies spoon

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The wife's out with the kids for a few hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you said you aren't into (blank) but ( insert reasoning)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your ma

Is ya da working

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

Would you like to cook me dinner.

If it’s nice then I might give you the opportunity to cook me breakfast

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

On a serious note, the best message that any lady here has ever received...

"Hi. I'm Michael McCarthy and I'm in your area"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one of those too!!

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

..I’ll bang you like a caravan door on a windy day …

Have to admit particularly embarrassed I actually said this in my youth. What was I thinking

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"..I’ll bang you like a caravan door on a windy day …

Have to admit particularly embarrassed I actually said this in my youth. What was I thinking

Did it work?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I got one of those too!!

So did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one of those too!!

So did I

I replied with '?'

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

I got one of those too!!

So did I

"
mabey it's some sort of secret code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got a cracking one...

My dad would love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I just got a cracking one...

My dad would love you

Now thats a great thing for a child to do .....try to arrange a meet for their dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like bbc"

Nah I'm an iptv kinda girl, no stations here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Suck my dick” but I wasn’t even tempted.XX C4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Suck my dick” but I wasn’t even tempted.XX C4"

I wonder would "suck my nips" or similar work better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Suck my dick” but I wasn’t even tempted.XX C4

I wonder would "suck my nips" or similar work better

Most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know your straight but I'd love to suck your dick"

I've had a few like that....

Great thread tho, I've gotten a few good tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you something….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you something…."
go on go on father

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can I ask you something…."

Feck off - unless you're a geriatric multimillionaire and plan to pop your clogs after proposing and marrying me - no prenup obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not into watching Sunsets but id love too see you go down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you something….

Feck off - unless you're a geriatric multimillionaire and plan to pop your clogs after proposing and marrying me - no prenup obviously

I say yes, but Jackgough only gives one question and you just used it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t normally do chat up lines but after a few beers one time was feeling a bit cocky so I thought why not. Looked around the bar and saw a girl looking in my direction and just went over sat in front of her and went full joey from friends and said “how you doin” and she laughed but it ended up working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to go halves on a bastard..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to look twice to see that one lol

Funnily enough that's the first reply I get to my opening cock pic

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

Hi followed by a dick pic followed by rude response to no message back. Really gets my juices flowing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi followed by a dick pic followed by rude response to no message back. Really gets my juices flowing...

Noted

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

I've actually read your profile and I believe I may be what your looking for?

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

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By *eart-shaped-foxMan
over a year ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipp

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines is guys sending can i suck you even though you state your not bi

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By *asual_eyesMan
over a year ago

Sallins/Naas

"Hi"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Mines is guys sending can i suck you even though you state your not bi

But sure look, "any pole is a goal"

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By *andR2019Couple
over a year ago

Nunya

"Curious to see the best opening lines to messages you've seen..

My pet hate is "can I tell you something"..openers.. "

Hate the old mrs is hot line dodge at all costs lol

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ? "

I hope he took your confession

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