FabSwingers.com forum: How old is to old

By *illiamlook13 OP Man
over a year ago

comber

What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx

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By *rank7737Man
over a year ago

Christ on a bike 84 wow hopefully you didn't put the poor woman's hip out lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Ah sure look, an 84 year old woman has something between her thighs that a 30 year old doesn't...

Her tits. It's her tits

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Op...as long as you both liked it and got enjoyment out of it what's the harm

At least you stuck to your upper age limit

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told

The strings loosen over time though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told

The strings loosen over time though

Pelvic floor

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?

Yes there is a tshirt i think

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told

The strings loosen over time though

Pelvic floor

I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?

I have a confession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?

I have a confession "

Gas I was just gonna dm you to see if I could arrange my tshirt

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told

The strings loosen over time though

Pelvic floor

I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?

I have a confession "

You lied about your age and are actually 99? I fucking knew it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And many a good tune was played on a old fiddle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?

I have a confession "

When do you turn 100? By how I feel this morning im at least 100

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

So whats the oldest sexual experience you've ever had if you add up all the ages of the people that were involved in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?

I have a confession

You lied about your age and are actually 99? I fucking knew it..

Don't tell or they'll all want a piece - bits falling off everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?

I have a confession

When do you turn 100? By how I feel this morning im at least 100"

Being 100 is sooo last year

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?

I have a confession

You lied about your age and are actually 99? I fucking knew it..

Don't tell or they'll all want a piece - bits falling off everywhere "

It'll be like the Berlin Wall....everyone will want a little piece at home

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?

I have a confession

You lied about your age and are actually 99? I fucking knew it..

Don't tell or they'll all want a piece - bits falling off everywhere "

Jaysus, I want some of that action!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?

I have a confession

You lied about your age and are actually 99? I fucking knew it..

Don't tell or they'll all want a piece - bits falling off everywhere

It'll be like the Berlin Wall....everyone will want a little piece at home "

Bring your own formaldehyde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?

I have a confession

When do you turn 100? By how I feel this morning im at least 100

Being 100 is sooo last year"

Much like flares it's coming back

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?

I have a confession

You lied about your age and are actually 99? I fucking knew it..

Don't tell or they'll all want a piece - bits falling off everywhere

It'll be like the Berlin Wall....everyone will want a little piece at home

Bring your own formaldehyde "

I'd be the Damien Hirst of fab with the parts I like

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Was it pull up continence wear or a nappy that she was wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it pull up continence wear or a nappy that she was wearing

Hahahah fair play to her at 84. That’s how we’d all hope to be at that age. Mine was 61. Unreal too!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah sure look, an 84 year old woman has something between her thighs that a 30 year old doesn't...

Her tits. It's her tits

I laughed out loud here hahahah sarcastic bastard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ on a bike 84 wow hopefully you didn't put the poor woman's hip out lol"

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told

The strings loosen over time though

Pelvic floor

I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men..

Actually our bodies are quite astonishing, we counterbalanced the elasticity loss by reducing

the natural lube production to give back that feel of friction. And what was once a joyful squirt is replaced by a constant little trickle to still give you that wet patch feeling afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it pull up continence wear or a nappy that she was wearing

Hahahah fair play to her at 84. That’s how we’d all hope to be at that age. Mine was 61. Unreal too!!!!!"

By 84 I'd hope to still be continent

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told

The strings loosen over time though

Pelvic floor

I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men..

Actually our bodies are quite astonishing, we counterbalanced the elasticity loss by reducing

the natural lube production to give back that feel of friction. And what was once a joyful squirt is replaced by a constant little trickle to still give you that wet patch feeling afterwards.

A bit of piss never hurt anyone

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Was it pull up continence wear or a nappy that she was wearing

Hahahah fair play to her at 84. That’s how we’d all hope to be at that age. Mine was 61. Unreal too!!!!!

By 84 I'd hope to still be continent"

Once you're not the size of one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it pull up continence wear or a nappy that she was wearing

Hahahah fair play to her at 84. That’s how we’d all hope to be at that age. Mine was 61. Unreal too!!!!!

By 84 I'd hope to still be continent

Once you're not the size of one...

You can never have too much of a good thing

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Was it pull up continence wear or a nappy that she was wearing

Hahahah fair play to her at 84. That’s how we’d all hope to be at that age. Mine was 61. Unreal too!!!!!

By 84 I'd hope to still be continent

Once you're not the size of one...

You can never have too much of a good thing

Well that's what they said about something until they realised that, oh nevermind. Arses are great!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told

The strings loosen over time though

Pelvic floor

I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men..

Actually our bodies are quite astonishing, we counterbalanced the elasticity loss by reducing

the natural lube production to give back that feel of friction. And what was once a joyful squirt is replaced by a constant little trickle to still give you that wet patch feeling afterwards.

I'm not easily grossed out. Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah sure look, an 84 year old woman has something between her thighs that a 30 year old doesn't...

Her tits. It's her tits

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told

The strings loosen over time though

Pelvic floor

I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men..

Actually our bodies are quite astonishing, we counterbalanced the elasticity loss by reducing

the natural lube production to give back that feel of friction. And what was once a joyful squirt is replaced by a constant little trickle to still give you that wet patch feeling afterwards.

I'm not easily grossed out. Well done

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx"

Geez I hope you at least did some of the work

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx"

How big exactly was her farm and had she a weak heart?

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By *illiamlook13 OP Man
over a year ago

comber

Small update my friend is such a sexy lady in her prime of life lot to be said for a more mature lady x

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told

The strings loosen over time though

Pelvic floor

I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men..

Actually our bodies are quite astonishing, we counterbalanced the elasticity loss by reducing

the natural lube production to give back that feel of friction. And what was once a joyful squirt is replaced by a constant little trickle to still give you that wet patch feeling afterwards.

For that theres Tenna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody is ever too old, never let societal standards stop you from getting freaky !

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By *teppenwolfMan
over a year ago

Cork

"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx"

Did she say come back in a few years time......the crack will be ninety

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By *on burgendyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told

what kind of tune do like

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By *otorman20021Man
over a year ago

East Cork

"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx

Did she say come back in a few years time......the crack will be ninety"

Well holy shit sir I congratulate you with this, you have won the internet today. If I was wearing a cap I would doff it too you. Bravo.

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By *teppenwolfMan
over a year ago

Cork

Lol.....tks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx

Did she say come back in a few years time......the crack will be ninety"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Small update my friend is such a sexy lady in her prime of life lot to be said for a more mature lady x"

Excellent news

Our bodies never lose the longing for touch and pleasure

I hope this is said of me when Im that age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see ageism, like many prejudices, is alive and well on Fab. Usually shown by those with the minds, imtellect and fluency of a 12 year old pubescent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...intellect

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By *mokie420Man
over a year ago

larne

Mine was 63, I was 27 at the time

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

OP how did this friendship come about, and develop into ye having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP how did this friendship come about, and develop into ye having sex "

Please OP, don't answer that in the forum!!

Reply privately regarding that question!!

That thought is burned into my mind!!!

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

"OP how did this friendship come about, and develop into ye having sex

Please OP, don't answer that in the forum!!

Reply privately regarding that question!!

That thought is burned into my mind!!!

I'm sure others would like to no too, it's good to share "

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx"

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Hope she left you a great veri and something in the will too after leaving her with a smile on her face

Go wan the Op!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oldest was 72

Well … she was a very sexy 50 year old friend of my Aunt and I was a horny 18 year old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx

Did she say come back in a few years time......the crack will be ninety"

Lol love it

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx

Did she say come back in a few years time......the crack will be ninety

Lol love it

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Well that’s lady is like most of us very young at heart and in her head no pun intended is only feeling 41 and life is for living after all, My oldest 55 and I was 30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx

Did she say come back in a few years time......the crack will be ninety

Lol love it

Well that’s lady is like most of us very young at heart and in her head no pun intended is only feeling 41 and life is for living after all, My oldest 55 and I was 30

I just sent you a PM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 22 and she was mid 50’s I think, it ruined me, wasn’t into the young’uns after that

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By *teppenwolfMan
over a year ago

Cork

"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx

Did she say come back in a few years time......the crack will be ninety"

My comment seems to have offended some....my apologies if it caused offence.....it certainly was not intended that way.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx

Did she say come back in a few years time......the crack will be ninety

My comment seems to have offended some....my apologies if it caused offence.....it certainly was not intended that way. "

It just goes to show you can't please everyone....thought it was funny as feck

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By *teppenwolfMan
over a year ago

Cork

Cant comment on anything these days for fear of offending some group.....world gone mad

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx"

Can I ask.

Have you spoken to your nan since?

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

Every time I look at this thread, that Little Britain sketch comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50 apparently

Never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The oldest I have been with is 65 and I was 50 at the time! She did not look her age and there was huge sexual chemistry between us.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"I see ageism, like many prejudices, is alive and well on Fab. Usually shown by those with the minds, imtellect and fluency of a 12 year old pubescent.

Is this sarcasm highlighting the stupidity of adding “ism” to the end of anything to allow people to be offended by it as opposed to people being allowed to have personal choices and preferences?

I hope so……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see ageism, like many prejudices, is alive and well on Fab. Usually shown by those with the minds, imtellect and fluency of a 12 year old pubescent.

Is this sarcasm highlighting the stupidity of adding “ism” to the end of anything to allow people to be offended by it as opposed to people being allowed to have personal choices and preferences?

I hope so……"

I thought the point was well made and articulate.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

You're never TOO old for anything, especially sex, and intimacy. I think many people allow themselves grow old, and look older, and give up on finding sex, love, or whatever, forgetting that with a little(ormaybe a lot) effort you can meet someone who is lookingfor someone just like you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see ageism, like many prejudices, is alive and well on Fab. Usually shown by those with the minds, imtellect and fluency of a 12 year old pubescent.

Is this sarcasm highlighting the stupidity of adding “ism” to the end of anything to allow people to be offended by it as opposed to people being allowed to have personal choices and preferences?

I hope so……

I thought the point was well made and articulate."

Thank you

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By *att3427Man
over a year ago

When I was 36 was seeing a 64yo women - last time we had sex was when she was 72. Was so sexy.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"I see ageism, like many prejudices, is alive and well on Fab. Usually shown by those with the minds, imtellect and fluency of a 12 year old pubescent.

Is this sarcasm highlighting the stupidity of adding “ism” to the end of anything to allow people to be offended by it as opposed to people being allowed to have personal choices and preferences?

I hope so……

I thought the point was well made and articulate."

That it was sarcasm or wasn’t sarcasm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sarcasm was intended.

It was an opinion based on some of the prior comments. Nothing else.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"No sarcasm was intended.

It was an opinion based on some of the prior comments. Nothing else."

Thanks for the reply, and I appreciate what you’re saying, for me the difficulty is knowing where a preference ends and an “ism” begins, or vice versa.

So, is everyone who sets their age preferences differently from the site default of 18-99 guilty of ageism?

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"No sarcasm was intended.

It was an opinion based on some of the prior comments. Nothing else.

Thanks for the reply, and I appreciate what you’re saying, for me the difficulty is knowing where a preference ends and an “ism” begins, or vice versa.

So, is everyone who sets their age preferences differently from the site default of 18-99 guilty of ageism?"
As above it’s about Pleasure in whatever way or with whom for time or age has no limits

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By *ac1234Man
over a year ago

letterkenny

When they’re not good looking anymore?

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By *leanman01Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

Well men do put up too 99 when it comes to age

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By *orkcoastguyMan
over a year ago

Bridlington.

A couple visiting my area on holiday made contact: 60's, looking good. Just a cuckold session he not involved. Agreed to a meet at their hotel.

Arriving clearly the photos were at least twenty years old, both in their late 80's.

The woman was petite and still showed a faded element of what had been real beauty & had retained her figure.

Dilemma, do I or don't I? Indeed could I even?

If I walk out I hurt her feelings as she was clearly excited, so it's a yes.

It turned out to be a good fuck: yes I had to be gentle, use lots of good lube, no acrobatics but she came twice and I had a good cum deep in her.

(A message on the website later offering a return next time they visited).

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By *ameswXXXMan
over a year ago

Killarney

"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx"
me over 60 several and the sex was great

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

In my opinion, the median age for the greatest level of successful swinging with a new partner is mid-thirties to early forties for both genders with the level of success tailing off, on the bell curve, after that point.

It would probably be similar to the job market, prior to Covid: anyone over 40 would be unlikely to be offered an interview

However, Covid has distorted the job market and more elderly people are being given a chance to re-enter the labour force.

From my point of view, I hope the same principles apply to swinging!

Now, before anyone starts hammering me for these opinions; they are by necessity, because of the space available, gross generalisations, designed to stimulate discussion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hhmm. I doubt very much that more elderly people are being given a chance to re-enter the labour force.Elderly suggests someone over 60/65. Like me. Thank god am not looking for a job.sex yes:a job no! Maybe you meant people over 40 or what some call early/ middle age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have only been with guys in their fifties so far but as my mind opens more all the time then who knows what might happen. If there's a connection and attraction that's all thar matters I guess but I do think I would have a limit just not sure what that is yet, still discovering.

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

Sean Connery was my celeb fantasy esp in films like hunt for Red October and kurt Russell is another one!

That said I wouldn't be prowling the local nursing home for elderly men lol.

Good looking fit older guys means just that!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm not old. I just outlasted the warranty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would never put a number on it. 65 Yr old could be the sexiest in a room. 60yr old could looking to old. It's only a number

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

You see everything on here

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