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By *ettaMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

What events would be in the Fab Olympics?

The mens 400m relay perhaps, where 4 males compete as part of team, each having to run 100m before passing a can of deodorant or a sky remote to their team mate.

The women's marathon, where women who profess to not be interested in riding every guy on fab, see how long it takes them to ride every guy on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soggy biscuit would be a team event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk shooting, but you would have to do three times in succession and aggregate the distances!!

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

Who-can-get-the-most-replies-to-messages-athon

Females get one hour to send messages and their total is rounded up to the nearest 1000

Males get 6 months and their total is rounded up to the nearest 10

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By *ettaMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin


"Who-can-get-the-most-replies-to-messages-athon

Females get one hour to send messages and their total is rounded up to the nearest 1000

Males get 6 months and their total is rounded up to the nearest 10 "

Nice.

Unsolicited dick pics could count for double in the women's category.

Another variation on that, likw the different strokes in swimming, men could send unsolicited dick picks and whomever gets a meet from it is the winner.

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town


"Who-can-get-the-most-replies-to-messages-athon

Females get one hour to send messages and their total is rounded up to the nearest 1000

Males get 6 months and their total is rounded up to the nearest 10

Nice.

Unsolicited dick pics could count for double in the women's category.

Another variation on that, likw the different strokes in swimming, men could send unsolicited dick picks and whomever gets a meet from it is the winner."

Patent this idea, I think this could take off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there gold silver and a bronze

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The pentathlon would consist of jumping through hoops, followed by bending over backwards and jumping to conclusions before a dummy spitting contest and a big finish by getting over themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who can squirt the longest distance

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The mixed relay where 4 different profiles that are actually all the same person could just run 400m holding the one baton

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The Diving competition...

Nothing to do with a pool...its just to see who really can go down for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fencing....

Dudes in white pretending to be knights.

Literally nothing would have to change

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By *ettaMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

Lots of excellent suggestions!

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West


"The mixed relay where 4 different profiles that are actually all the same person could just run 400m holding the one baton "

This one could take awhile, would have a lot of entries. You'd need about a week of heats first to whittle it down to just 8!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The mixed relay where 4 different profiles that are actually all the same person could just run 400m holding the one baton "

I know a few people who would be great for that

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The blow job relay

The final 8 competitors all line up on their knees in a row

Each one gets one minute with a judge giving him their best freestyle blowjob

After a minute he moves on to the next competitor and so on

The winner is the person who makes him cum

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Are Tiddlywanks, Hotair Balloons or Hide and seek classed as Olympic sports?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olympic oral cumming competition.

Fastest guy to make a woman cum using his mouth and tongue. No fingers allowed!!

And not to leave the ladies out, they can do that too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed high dive.

In this event the male and female of the team will perform the same dive separately.

Regardless of performance and technique the female half of the team will get far higher points and praise for said dive

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By *ettaMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

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By *ettaMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

Synchronised Verifying where each pair does the score for their own partner and gives each other no less than 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Meetup backflip competition.

Do as many backflips as possible on the off chance someone bothers their hole to show up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forum slalom,

The winner will the one who can change direction in the forum depending on popular opinion most often. Points awarded for grace in change of view point, speed of change and number of changes

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