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By *rishcouple12 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cork County

Hi

Don't want this necessarily want it to be another , how expensive things are thread.

It's more the impact of it

After the pandemic we decided to go to more socials and started with vanilla and had great night

We had plans to attend others and vanilla but every time we look at accommodation for the events it's just too expensive to justify it.

(In no way blaming those who run events, nothing got to do with them)

So then , it has another element, of having a play meet, it's now even more expensive if we want it to happen at a hotel.

We feel it's going to be tough to organise a bit of fun

I assume we aren't the only ones who's fab life is suffering

(And yes very much a fab world problem, we appreciate we are in a very privileged position)

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Have you tried using websites that allow you to book very far in advance to get the hotels near vanilla and cancel if you can't make it.

I don't go to vanilla but maybe they'd work...there's also a new hotel reopening soon nearby that you might get cheap rates booking in advance

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Im attending a social in Watford in Aug, booking and other apps were crazy priced i booked through the hotel site and considering it's a Saturday in Aug got a double room B&B at a very good price

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By *ancy38Woman
over a year ago

galway


"Hi

Don't want this necessarily want it to be another , how expensive things are thread.

It's more the impact of it

After the pandemic we decided to go to more socials and started with vanilla and had great night

We had plans to attend others and vanilla but every time we look at accommodation for the events it's just too expensive to justify it.

(In no way blaming those who run events, nothing got to do with them)

So then , it has another element, of having a play meet, it's now even more expensive if we want it to happen at a hotel.

We feel it's going to be tough to organise a bit of fun

I assume we aren't the only ones who's fab life is suffering

(And yes very much a fab world problem, we appreciate we are in a very privileged position)"

I do feel your pain After years of getting the courage to meet then covid hits! Met some after covid and had some lovely times. Now I have a few I really want to meet, I can't because hotels are just ridiculous prices! Hoping they do come down in price so I can get away. Its much needed!

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin, Belfast

The world moves in mysterious ways, perhaps the rise in hotel prices will drive people back to dogging

Heard a few poor critters bemoaning the death of dogging on threads recently

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By *lassy lady 216Woman
over a year ago

Craigavon

I really want to go to an event in Dublin next weekend I actually got the time off but I can't go because of the hotel prices it's going to put people off going to events which isn't fair on the good people who organize them

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

Every where cost to much theses days ...we will have to do tent meets

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

I’d suggest outdoors but given the summer we are having a tent is a safer option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every where cost to much theses days ...we will have to do tent meets "

Or those of us who live in tourist locations and can accommodate will start getting a few more offers

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Who is filling the hotels...?

Are tourists coming back in the numbers they where pre covid...?

I think the international tourist trade has not restarted..

If no one is paying the rates asked sooner or later the hotels are going

To have drop the rates..

Do they want empty hotels at X amount per night...or a fullish hotel at y amount..?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Who is filling the hotels...?

Are tourists coming back in the numbers they where pre covid...?

I think the international tourist trade has not restarted..

If no one is paying the rates asked sooner or later the hotels are going

To have drop the rates..

Do they want empty hotels at X amount per night...or a fullish hotel at y amount..?"

The hotels are at 97% full capacity at the moment

A lot of 3 star hotels outside Dublin completely taken over by the government for Ukrainians

In Dublin....a lot of concerts,tourists and businesses booking rooms again

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom


"Every where cost to much theses days ...we will have to do tent meets "

Haha, rent out a field, a Marque and everyone brings their own tents.

Party in the Marque with a DJ and drinks and rest/play in your tent.

We can call it Fab Field Fun.

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By *anandJCouple
over a year ago

Citywest

Did anyone try to use Airb&b for fab meets?

Are their prices any better?

J

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By *ancy38Woman
over a year ago

galway


"Did anyone try to use Airb&b for fab meets?

Are their prices any better?

J"

I did look at this but most are very high prices too!

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By *igbbackagainMan
over a year ago

Tallaght


"Did anyone try to use Airb&b for fab meets?

Are their prices any better?

J

I did look at this but most are very high prices too!"

I think dogging will become a lot more popular with the way prices are rising

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By *lassy lady 216Woman
over a year ago

Craigavon

Anyone living in and around Dublin with a spare room could make a killing at the moment only I live too far out of Belfast I would consider doing it myself as I have 2,spare rooms

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I recommend lads who can accommodate.

Booked a hotel today last minute for working reasons, bit outside the city centres you can still get some reasonable priced hotel rooms.

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By *lassy lady 216Woman
over a year ago

Craigavon

Well I can get nothing for next Fri nite for under £240o I don't call that reasonable for 1nite

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

naas which is South West of Dublin


"I recommend lads who can accommodate. "

*Ahem*……….

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"I recommend lads who can accommodate.

*Ahem*………. "

Party at Linden's House??

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By *igbbackagainMan
over a year ago

Tallaght


"I recommend lads who can accommodate.

*Ahem*……….

Party at Linden's House?? "

Is that an invite to anyone?

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

naas which is South West of Dublin


"I recommend lads who can accommodate.

*Ahem*……….

Party at Linden's House?? "

I had to take a cold shower after reading that, I’ve posted the evidence…..

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham


"Who is filling the hotels...?

Are tourists coming back in the numbers they where pre covid...?

I think the international tourist trade has not restarted..

If no one is paying the rates asked sooner or later the hotels are going

To have drop the rates..

Do they want empty hotels at X amount per night...or a fullish hotel at y amount..?

The hotels are at 97% full capacity at the moment

A lot of 3 star hotels outside Dublin completely taken over by the government for Ukrainians

In Dublin....a lot of concerts,tourists and businesses booking rooms again "

Red Cow is being used to house refugees as well.

Cant be the only one in dublin.

Thats a chunk of rooms there

There are several day stay 9-5 options in Dublin as well at reasonable rates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every where cost to much theses days ...we will have to do tent meets

Haha, rent out a field, a Marque and everyone brings their own tents.

Party in the Marque with a DJ and drinks and rest/play in your tent.

We can call it Fab Field Fun. "

Gonna set up a swing your strimmers party. Bring your Strummer and make your camping space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i,ve just booked wetherspoons hotel dublin city centre,10th and 11th july,225 euro, i think it,s good,

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By *katemanMan
over a year ago

tralee

I got a room in parkwest for 129 for next sunday night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone try to use Airb&b for fab meets?

Are their prices any better?

J"

Airbnb in the process of introducing a “Non Party” clause to all properties

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Did anyone try to use Airb&b for fab meets?

Are their prices any better?

J

Airbnb in the process of introducing a “Non Party” clause to all properties "

Surely it's up to the owners whether to allow parties or not?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"I recommend lads who can accommodate.

*Ahem*……….

Party at Linden's House??

I had to take a cold shower after reading that, I’ve posted the evidence….. "

Nice 'evidence'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone try to use Airb&b for fab meets?

Are their prices any better?

J

Airbnb in the process of introducing a “Non Party” clause to all properties

Surely it's up to the owners whether to allow parties or not?"

If there are any complaints, Airbnb will remove the property from their listing

Doesn’t stop the owners advertising elsewhere.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

naas which is South West of Dublin


"I recommend lads who can accommodate.

*Ahem*……….

Party at Linden's House??

I had to take a cold shower after reading that, I’ve posted the evidence…..

Nice 'evidence' "

I had a little scrub round the other side too….

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

My apartment FREE all the time in city centre.

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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago

Cork

This is a real problem. We’ve often booked hotel rooms and only stayed a few short hours for a meet as we’re paying for babysitting at same time. The current prices are significantly limiting for us anyway.

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By *limfitladMan
over a year ago

Dublin & Galway mostly.


"My apartment FREE all the time in city centre."

But will you be in it?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Dublin and Belfast do Day rates in some hotels ....8 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dublin and Belfast do Day rates in some hotels ....8 hours "

Belfast Hilton is £50 for 9am to 4pm.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Dublin and Belfast do Day rates in some hotels ....8 hours

Belfast Hilton is £50 for 9am to 4pm. "

Jeeze that's a brilliant price

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Dublin and Belfast do Day rates in some hotels ....8 hours

Belfast Hilton is £50 for 9am to 4pm. "

As is The holiday inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dublin and Belfast do Day rates in some hotels ....8 hours

Belfast Hilton is £50 for 9am to 4pm.

As is The holiday inn "

Is that what it used to be called? Lol

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By *lassy lady 216Woman
over a year ago

Craigavon

That's great for people who want to do something during the day but as most events take place at nite what are people supposed to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lucky I have a van and slept in it many nights for free

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By *ibbw2022Woman
over a year ago

Co.Kildare


"Did anyone try to use Airb&b for fab meets?

Are their prices any better?

J"

Airb&b prices can look ok but once you go to book it’s as bad as hotels with all the extra fees they add on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone try to use Airb&b for fab meets?

Are their prices any better?

J

Airb&b prices can look ok but once you go to book it’s as bad as hotels with all the extra fees they add on. "

Please don’t lump us all in with Dublin prices

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By *rishcouple12 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cork County


"This is a real problem. We’ve often booked hotel rooms and only stayed a few short hours for a meet as we’re paying for babysitting at same time. The current prices are significantly limiting for us anyway."

Will just have to find a couple that hosts

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By *acmullyCouple
over a year ago

in the land of diet coke and club orange

We are going to an event shortly and it's 250 for one night with no breakfast. They know the plave is booked out due to an event so cost is higher . If we booked same plave a week later same room with no event on ot was 180 for the night . Hotels are gone crazy prices and same as hostels. A room for 1 night in du lin theu were looking at 400 . Not joking in September

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By *XlalaXXWoman
over a year ago

tipperary

SuperValu breaks can be good

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

I just booked a hotel in Athlone for €125 B&B ok it's a Friday night but still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looked on trivago belfast and for friday 5th aug the stormont hitel is £90 and Premier inn £104

So depending on the date, deals can be found

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Just looked on trivago belfast and for friday 5th aug the stormont hitel is £90 and Premier inn £104

So depending on the date, deals can be found"

The hotels up North are generally cheaper ....

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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago

Cork


"Will just have to find a couple that hosts"

Indeed.

We’d love to be in a position to host but we’re in a house share with a gaggle of children… and for a not entirely unrelated reason, we’d be too embarrassed to bring anyone into our bombsite of a home.

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By *adboyandgirlCouple
over a year ago

Louth/M1

Any interest in a fun room in County Louth, 10 mins from M1 xx

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By *rishcouple12 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cork County


"Will just have to find a couple that hosts

Indeed.

We’d love to be in a position to host but we’re in a house share with a gaggle of children… and for a not entirely unrelated reason, we’d be too embarrassed to bring anyone into our bombsite of a home."

Poorly phrased by us, more suggesting ye should find a couple who could host

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre


"Who is filling the hotels...?

Are tourists coming back in the numbers they where pre covid...?

I think the international tourist trade has not restarted..

If no one is paying the rates asked sooner or later the hotels are going

To have drop the rates..

Do they want empty hotels at X amount per night...or a fullish hotel at y amount..?"

Emergency accommodation for homeless and Ukrainian refugees, handsomely paid for by local authorities, is filling hotels.

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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago

Cork


"Will just have to find a couple that hosts

Indeed.

We’d love to be in a position to host but we’re in a house share with a gaggle of children… and for a not entirely unrelated reason, we’d be too embarrassed to bring anyone into our bombsite of a home.

Poorly phrased by us, more suggesting ye should find a couple who could host"

Always open to invitations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s all go to jubal he’s staying at home and has loads of room bye all accounts

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By *ickheadcuntCouple
over a year ago

Cork Ireland

We are open to hosting with couples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s handy to have a campervan these days…

Pick a location and away we go….

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By *arks DesireWoman
over a year ago

Limerick Dublin Cork Galway Tipperary Clare..

When we decided to do our upcoming event,the main priority was to make sure our guests got a good deal, the venue after much haggling gave us a fantastic price for our guests for our event,no rip off and Especially the time of year and our guests are so happy alot of them booked 2 nights making a Weekend out of it. So it's worth shopping around to get a good deal,because they are out there to be got

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By *TDHGentMan
over a year ago

Worcs


"Every where cost to much theses days ...we will have to do tent meets "

You're right dogging alfresco meets tent if it's raining LOL

Freddy Mercury had a BJ tent under the stages

Romanian hookers in Hyde park despunk in tents

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By *TDHGentMan
over a year ago

Worcs

I think long term it's going to be transit van mattress / campsite / camper van meets! More fun lol

Afterall cheap premier inns are booked up in advance by escorts and businesses!

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By *TDHGentMan
over a year ago

Worcs

And we haven't had the economic reset yet! The systems fkkd since 2007 and it'll probably devalue or change the currency making everything imported ridiculous inc petrol what a mess....

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By *omelo89Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Open to host for couples in the Dublin City Center after a small catch-up before to know each other. It’s crazy pricing at the moment and seems to not be resolved in a closed future for Hotels availability in Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open to host for couples in the Dublin City Center after a small catch-up before to know each other. It’s crazy pricing at the moment and seems to not be resolved in a closed future for Hotels availability in Dublin "

Well I have personally met this lovely guy at a event so much fun and awful handsome. I'm sure he would be a amazing host to couples and us singles. I must pop up soon for a visit x

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Been thinking about this and gonna go all ‘top-gear’ and kit the back of a estate car out, curtains, grapple hooks for rope-fun, single hob for cups tea during ‘intervals’, foam base and rubber sheets with a gradient and drainage for fluids to flow out of the vehicle. Clearance might be an issue and group fun will of course be like a lift in one of those small hotels..Max only 4!!!!

..if I’ve forgotten anything dig me out before the next episode

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare


"Been thinking about this and gonna go all ‘top-gear’ and kit the back of a estate car out, curtains, grapple hooks for rope-fun, single hob for cups tea during ‘intervals’, foam base and rubber sheets with a gradient and drainage for fluids to flow out of the vehicle. Clearance might be an issue and group fun will of course be like a lift in one of those small hotels..Max only 4!!!!

..if I’ve forgotten anything dig me out before the next episode "

Would it not be easier to get a trailer hitch and a horse box, Massage parlours in horse boxes, OHH Lisdoonvarna

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal


"Been thinking about this and gonna go all ‘top-gear’ and kit the back of a estate car out, curtains, grapple hooks for rope-fun, single hob for cups tea during ‘intervals’, foam base and rubber sheets with a gradient and drainage for fluids to flow out of the vehicle. Clearance might be an issue and group fun will of course be like a lift in one of those small hotels..Max only 4!!!!

..if I’ve forgotten anything dig me out before the next episode

Would it not be easier to get a trailer hitch and a horse box, Massage parlours in horse boxes, OHH Lisdoonvarna"

Oooh, , possibly, but harder to heat, and wouldn’t create the special boudoir ambiance I’m looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been thinking about this and gonna go all ‘top-gear’ and kit the back of a estate car out, curtains, grapple hooks for rope-fun, single hob for cups tea during ‘intervals’, foam base and rubber sheets with a gradient and drainage for fluids to flow out of the vehicle. Clearance might be an issue and group fun will of course be like a lift in one of those small hotels..Max only 4!!!!

..if I’ve forgotten anything dig me out before the next episode

Would it not be easier to get a trailer hitch and a horse box, Massage parlours in horse boxes, OHH Lisdoonvarna

Oooh, , possibly, but harder to heat, and wouldn’t create the special boudoir ambiance I’m looking for "

or get a sprinter they look amazing kitted out as campers

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Been thinking about this and gonna go all ‘top-gear’ and kit the back of a estate car out, curtains, grapple hooks for rope-fun, single hob for cups tea during ‘intervals’, foam base and rubber sheets with a gradient and drainage for fluids to flow out of the vehicle. Clearance might be an issue and group fun will of course be like a lift in one of those small hotels..Max only 4!!!!

..if I’ve forgotten anything dig me out before the next episode

Would it not be easier to get a trailer hitch and a horse box, Massage parlours in horse boxes, OHH Lisdoonvarna

Oooh, , possibly, but harder to heat, and wouldn’t create the special boudoir ambiance I’m looking for or get a sprinter they look amazing kitted out as campers "

Why bother with all the fuss...it's supposed to be cheap and cheerful, no? Any old banger, take out backseats, put in an ol' mattress and Bob's your uncle... curtains - why? Let others see and join in, queue up even. In fact, there's a marketing idea for Fabbers - Fabmobile: at your service - book your slot now and save yourself a fortune on hotel costs...will even provide baby wipes so you feel completely refreshed when leaving

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

Baby wipes are not eco friendly, park up beside a big clump of dock leaves

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal


"Been thinking about this and gonna go all ‘top-gear’ and kit the back of a estate car out, curtains, grapple hooks for rope-fun, single hob for cups tea during ‘intervals’, foam base and rubber sheets with a gradient and drainage for fluids to flow out of the vehicle. Clearance might be an issue and group fun will of course be like a lift in one of those small hotels..Max only 4!!!!

..if I’ve forgotten anything dig me out before the next episode

Would it not be easier to get a trailer hitch and a horse box, Massage parlours in horse boxes, OHH Lisdoonvarna

Oooh, , possibly, but harder to heat, and wouldn’t create the special boudoir ambiance I’m looking for or get a sprinter they look amazing kitted out as campers

Why bother with all the fuss...it's supposed to be cheap and cheerful, no? Any old banger, take out backseats, put in an ol' mattress and Bob's your uncle... curtains - why? Let others see and join in, queue up even. In fact, there's a marketing idea for Fabbers - Fabmobile: at your service - book your slot now and save yourself a fortune on hotel costs...will even provide baby wipes so you feel completely refreshed when leaving "

omg, thats so uncouth, i was going to get nice tassles and shit on the curtains and buy matching rubber sheeting, then apply material over the internal lighting to creat mood lighting. Honestly, you have no class...

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Been thinking about this and gonna go all ‘top-gear’ and kit the back of a estate car out, curtains, grapple hooks for rope-fun, single hob for cups tea during ‘intervals’, foam base and rubber sheets with a gradient and drainage for fluids to flow out of the vehicle. Clearance might be an issue and group fun will of course be like a lift in one of those small hotels..Max only 4!!!!

..if I’ve forgotten anything dig me out before the next episode

Would it not be easier to get a trailer hitch and a horse box, Massage parlours in horse boxes, OHH Lisdoonvarna

Oooh, , possibly, but harder to heat, and wouldn’t create the special boudoir ambiance I’m looking for or get a sprinter they look amazing kitted out as campers

Why bother with all the fuss...it's supposed to be cheap and cheerful, no? Any old banger, take out backseats, put in an ol' mattress and Bob's your uncle... curtains - why? Let others see and join in, queue up even. In fact, there's a marketing idea for Fabbers - Fabmobile: at your service - book your slot now and save yourself a fortune on hotel costs...will even provide baby wipes so you feel completely refreshed when leaving

omg, thats so uncouth, i was going to get nice tassles and shit on the curtains and buy matching rubber sheeting, then apply material over the internal lighting to creat mood lighting. Honestly, you have no class... "

Everyone's just here to fuck, no?!

How about one upmarket vehicle and one for us low lives then? You could call yours Fabmobile comfort ultra and the other will be No frills Fabmobile

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal


"Been thinking about this and gonna go all ‘top-gear’ and kit the back of a estate car out, curtains, grapple hooks for rope-fun, single hob for cups tea during ‘intervals’, foam base and rubber sheets with a gradient and drainage for fluids to flow out of the vehicle. Clearance might be an issue and group fun will of course be like a lift in one of those small hotels..Max only 4!!!!

..if I’ve forgotten anything dig me out before the next episode

Would it not be easier to get a trailer hitch and a horse box, Massage parlours in horse boxes, OHH Lisdoonvarna

Oooh, , possibly, but harder to heat, and wouldn’t create the special boudoir ambiance I’m looking for or get a sprinter they look amazing kitted out as campers

Why bother with all the fuss...it's supposed to be cheap and cheerful, no? Any old banger, take out backseats, put in an ol' mattress and Bob's your uncle... curtains - why? Let others see and join in, queue up even. In fact, there's a marketing idea for Fabbers - Fabmobile: at your service - book your slot now and save yourself a fortune on hotel costs...will even provide baby wipes so you feel completely refreshed when leaving

omg, thats so uncouth, i was going to get nice tassles and shit on the curtains and buy matching rubber sheeting, then apply material over the internal lighting to creat mood lighting. Honestly, you have no class...

Everyone's just here to fuck, no?!

How about one upmarket vehicle and one for us low lives then? You could call yours Fabmobile comfort ultra and the other will be No frills Fabmobile "

I’m trying to keep capital investment to a minimum as my market research indicates a low uptake/high enquiry ratio. Think the name needs work as well, Fabmobile Comfort Ultra won’t fit well on the side of the vehicle, unless we shorten it , maybe the FaC U

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Been thinking about this and gonna go all ‘top-gear’ and kit the back of a estate car out, curtains, grapple hooks for rope-fun, single hob for cups tea during ‘intervals’, foam base and rubber sheets with a gradient and drainage for fluids to flow out of the vehicle. Clearance might be an issue and group fun will of course be like a lift in one of those small hotels..Max only 4!!!!

..if I’ve forgotten anything dig me out before the next episode

Would it not be easier to get a trailer hitch and a horse box, Massage parlours in horse boxes, OHH Lisdoonvarna"

Sure they're all coffee shops now

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare


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omg, thats so uncouth, i was going to get nice tassles and shit on the curtains and buy matching rubber sheeting, then apply material over the internal lighting to creat mood lighting. Honestly, you have no class... "

Is shitting on the curtains a thing now

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Been thinking about this and gonna go all ‘top-gear’ and kit the back of a estate car out, curtains, grapple hooks for rope-fun, single hob for cups tea during ‘intervals’, foam base and rubber sheets with a gradient and drainage for fluids to flow out of the vehicle. Clearance might be an issue and group fun will of course be like a lift in one of those small hotels..Max only 4!!!!

..if I’ve forgotten anything dig me out before the next episode

Would it not be easier to get a trailer hitch and a horse box, Massage parlours in horse boxes, OHH Lisdoonvarna

Oooh, , possibly, but harder to heat, and wouldn’t create the special boudoir ambiance I’m looking for or get a sprinter they look amazing kitted out as campers

Why bother with all the fuss...it's supposed to be cheap and cheerful, no? Any old banger, take out backseats, put in an ol' mattress and Bob's your uncle... curtains - why? Let others see and join in, queue up even. In fact, there's a marketing idea for Fabbers - Fabmobile: at your service - book your slot now and save yourself a fortune on hotel costs...will even provide baby wipes so you feel completely refreshed when leaving

omg, thats so uncouth, i was going to get nice tassles and shit on the curtains and buy matching rubber sheeting, then apply material over the internal lighting to creat mood lighting. Honestly, you have no class...

Everyone's just here to fuck, no?!

How about one upmarket vehicle and one for us low lives then? You could call yours Fabmobile comfort ultra and the other will be No frills Fabmobile

I’m trying to keep capital investment to a minimum as my market research indicates a low uptake/high enquiry ratio. Think the name needs work as well, Fabmobile Comfort Ultra won’t fit well on the side of the vehicle, unless we shorten it , maybe the FaC U "

Gotcha...try Fab 5* maybe

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


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omg, thats so uncouth, i was going to get nice tassles and shit on the curtains and buy matching rubber sheeting, then apply material over the internal lighting to creat mood lighting. Honestly, you have no class...

Is shitting on the curtains a thing now "

Don't knock some people's fetish

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


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omg, thats so uncouth, i was going to get nice tassles and shit on the curtains and buy matching rubber sheeting, then apply material over the internal lighting to creat mood lighting. Honestly, you have no class...

Is shitting on the curtains a thing now

Don't knock some people's fetish "

Exactly!

I prefer to wipe with the curtains

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Think it’ll have to be s*at free or the cleaners will contact their union rep

Fab 5* not cutting it either, maybe we should copy some other firms..

Sixt….Sext

Europcar …Ur ‘Up’ Car

Thrifty….Shifty

Hertz…Herp…..ok, maybe not

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


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omg, thats so uncouth, i was going to get nice tassles and shit on the curtains and buy matching rubber sheeting, then apply material over the internal lighting to creat mood lighting. Honestly, you have no class...

Is shitting on the curtains a thing now

Don't knock some people's fetish

Exactly!

I prefer to wipe with the curtains "

You could offer to help decorate

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Think it’ll have to be s*at free or the cleaners will contact their union rep

Fab 5* not cutting it either, maybe we should copy some other firms..

Sixt….Sext

Europcar …Ur ‘Up’ Car

Thrifty….Shifty

Hertz…Herp…..ok, maybe not

"

Ooooh, I like your thinking

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal


"Think it’ll have to be s*at free or the cleaners will contact their union rep

Fab 5* not cutting it either, maybe we should copy some other firms..

Sixt….Sext

Europcar …Ur ‘Up’ Car

Thrifty….Shifty

Hertz…Herp…..ok, maybe not

Ooooh, I like your thinking "

ShiftyCar, the s*at free portable all position* vehicle , ready to make your weekend trips “Faaaaabulous”

*Terms and conditions apply

..it’s coming together

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Think it’ll have to be s*at free or the cleaners will contact their union rep

Fab 5* not cutting it either, maybe we should copy some other firms..

Sixt….Sext

Europcar …Ur ‘Up’ Car

Thrifty….Shifty

Hertz…Herp…..ok, maybe not

Ooooh, I like your thinking

ShiftyCar, the s*at free portable all position* vehicle , ready to make your weekend trips “Faaaaabulous”

*Terms and conditions apply

..it’s coming together "

Now for the terms and conditions

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

Just call it the Shaggin Wagon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opportunity for someone to open a motel/hotel and charge by the hour

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Opportunity for someone to open a motel/hotel and charge by the hour "

Some already do....day use in Dublin or Belfast....£55 or € 100 for 8 hours during the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just call it the Shaggin Wagon"

There used to be a profile in Kildare I think it was called The Fuck Truck looked more like a Murder Mobile

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