FabSwingers.com forum: Annoying neighbour

By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

Have a wee dilemma and need some advice:

We happen to have the most annoying neighbour in the world who constantly complains about us being noisy (spoiler alert, we are not any more noisy than any other person).

Now up to this point we have considered his feelings by:

Not playing music at all when he's home, not having loud sex when he's home, rarely leaving a dog home alone, not having any house parties when he's home... there's literally nothing else we can do not to disturb him.

Last weekend we had a friend visiting from a different country so they were staying over in one of the kids bedrooms. That person happened to fall out of the top bunk bed.

One loud thump at 3am - our neighbour loses his shit and kicks over the fence that is separating the property.

Police couldn't do anything.

Fence is now replaced by new 6ft tall one and I'm constructing a plan of harmless revenge to damaged property.

I'll spend 3h on Monday singing "Let it go" on karaoke.

What should I do on Tuesday and Wednesday?

Missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The song that never ends,lambchop version on repeat at the loudest volume you can with speakers pointed against the wall and head out for an enjoyable day

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"The song that never ends,lambchop version on repeat at the loudest volume you can with speakers pointed against the wall and head out for an enjoyable day

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

Was also thinking of taking our doggo out for a nice long hike and just putting on a 3h baby crying video on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy cable ties, a shovel, bag of lime, pliers and an all in one boiler suit with the hood and leave them in the boot of your car so he can see them.

Thats might reconsider his actions!!!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I'd strongly consider moving house. It seems to impact your life more and more and by the sound of your neighbour's physical outbreak in the most recent clash, it most likely only gets worse. I know moving house is stressful but these kinda confrontations can eat you up bit by bit. So my advise: get out of there!

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"I'd strongly consider moving house. It seems to impact your life more and more and by the sound of your neighbour's physical outbreak in the most recent clash, it most likely only gets worse. I know moving house is stressful but these kinda confrontations can eat you up bit by bit. So my advise: get out of there!

Oh yes, 100%

As soon as we finish redecorating we'll be out of here in a flash.

I just can't pass up an opportunity to harmlessly annoy him while we're still here

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

He is obviously a bully who has feck all else to do but complain. I agree with previous message that it'll probably only get progressively worse. My advice is don't let him walk all over you, when a bully is confronted they usually back off as most bullies are cowards. So stand up to him.

The old maxim is so true

High hedges/fences make good neighbours

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Buy cable ties, a shovel, bag of lime, pliers and an all in one boiler suit with the hood and leave them in the boot of your car so he can see them.

Thats might reconsider his actions!!!

He wouldn't be able to see it - 6ft fence all around the property now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out

KALASCHNIKOV

Kill your Neighbour

On YouTube...play very loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh and the paw patrol theme tune. It wrecks my head surely it'll wreck theirs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy cable ties, a shovel, bag of lime, pliers and an all in one boiler suit with the hood and leave them in the boot of your car so he can see them.

Thats might reconsider his actions!!!

He wouldn't be able to see it - 6ft fence all around the property now

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if this is relevant but when selling a house, prospective buyers generally ask about the neighbours. If you say you have a grumpy git who doesnt like noise, it might effect the sale.

Just a thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually put

Kill thy neighbour into Spotify search for many harmonious neighbourly tunes to share with your nearest and dearest.

Although sounds like they have a mental disorder.

Why should you have to move ?

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Buy the biggest noisest wind chimes ye can get and put them in both front and back garden.. There a natural outdoor accessory and no complaints can be made against them.

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Not sure if this is relevant but when selling a house, prospective buyers generally ask about the neighbours. If you say you have a grumpy git who doesnt like noise, it might effect the sale.

Just a thought."

Fully aware, the way we will put it is that the neighbour is very quiet and out working a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why get into it with what sounds like your neighbours problem not yours ...they're every where buizzy bodies

You've adjusted how you live so far it hasn't worked!!!! ...

.live as normal if said neighbour persists to harass you and your family ..

Report for harassment and intimidation with anti social behaviour...good grounds for safety order ...restraining order.....let that system take care of him ..

Go on about your life..no moving etc....its his problem not yours...he's already wining if you are getting into his game

Put manners on the dope. Use the system and your rights .

Best iof luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt the man is losing his mind over nothing, the fact that you are planning to provoke him even more suggests you are enjoying this and are not telling us the full truth, why would you deliberately provoke a man whos losing his mind? he's obviously at the end of his tether which doesn't happen for no reason,

I lived in an apartment before and the soundproofing was almost non existent, they would create all sorts of racket at all hours, there were many rows and I moved to a quieter place, my advice is get out of there or if you're staying stop provoking an unhinged man he's liable to do anything.

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"I doubt the man is losing his mind over nothing, the fact that you are planning to provoke him even more suggests you are enjoying this and are not telling us the full truth, why would you deliberately provoke a man whos losing his mind? he's obviously at the end of his tether which doesn't happen for no reason,

He's one of those people who should live in a detached house in a middle of the woods - as clearly humans living their normal lives is unbearable for him to cope with

He has an issue with what he assumes Dirks religion is, which he openly admitted multiple times (Neither Dirk or myself are in any way religious nor are we part of any organisations).

He also has an issue with me being foreign, he told me to "go home" and "go back where I came from" multiple times.

We have tip toed enough around this unhinged bigot and nothing is good enough, so yes, I will "provoke" him with my angelic voice if I want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's one of those people who should live in a detached house in a middle of the woods - as clearly humans living their normal lives is unbearable for him to cope with

He has an issue with what he assumes Dirks religion is, which he openly admitted multiple times (Neither Dirk or myself are in any way religious nor are we part of any organisations).

He also has an issue with me being foreign, he told me to "go home" and "go back where I came from" multiple times.

We have tip toed enough around this unhinged bigot and nothing is good enough, so yes, I will "provoke" him with my angelic voice if I want to

Sounds to me like your only adding fuel to a raging fire , childish action really. No winner here . Act like adults go around to him and have a realistic chat with him

Both ye come to a compromise and get on with your life

As previously mentioned maybe not getting the full story ???

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

Had dozens of chats over last 3 years.

As mentioned in the original post have done absolutely everything not to provoke him, yet he chooses to keep behaving like a child.

I am telling a full story.

What do you think we might be doing that he finds so annoying?

We don't fight, never raise a voice at each other.

Have sex at a reasonable hour.

Literally last time we had a house party was in summer 2021. Which we made sure that he was out that night first.

We don't go out every weekend leaving a dog alone. When we do go out for a long periods of time - we leave our doggo with family members.

If music is on - as soon as we see him come home, we turn it down.

What else could we be doing that is so bad that this "poor" man might be at his wits end with us, that he feels pushed to the point of property damage?

None of other neighbours have any problems with us, our kids or dog.

What I will be doing is simply proving my point that if there would be a young family living near him with small noisy kids and crying babies - would he start damaging their fences too?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

He's just jealous cause you're both rides....or those feckin stilettos that Dirk is wearing is making too much noise on those tiles

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Had dozens of chats over last 3 years.

As mentioned in the original post have done absolutely everything not to provoke him, yet he chooses to keep behaving like a child.

I am telling a full story.

What do you think we might be doing that he finds so annoying?

We don't fight, never raise a voice at each other.

Have sex at a reasonable hour.

Literally last time we had a house party was in summer 2021. Which we made sure that he was out that night first.

We don't go out every weekend leaving a dog alone. When we do go out for a long periods of time - we leave our doggo with family members.

If music is on - as soon as we see him come home, we turn it down.

What else could we be doing that is so bad that this "poor" man might be at his wits end with us, that he feels pushed to the point of property damage?

None of other neighbours have any problems with us, our kids or dog.

What I will be doing is simply proving my point that if there would be a young family living near him with small noisy kids and crying babies - would he start damaging their fences too?

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you can't live your life like that, turning music off when you see him coming. You should be able to do what you want in your own home! If and when you move out make sure new occupants have loads of kids, and love playing musical instruments preferably the drums..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had dozens of chats over last 3 years.

As mentioned in the original post have done absolutely everything not to provoke him, yet he chooses to keep behaving like a child.

I am telling a full story.

What do you think we might be doing that he finds so annoying?

We don't fight, never raise a voice at each other.

Have sex at a reasonable hour.

Literally last time we had a house party was in summer 2021. Which we made sure that he was out that night first.

We don't go out every weekend leaving a dog alone. When we do go out for a long periods of time - we leave our doggo with family members.

If music is on - as soon as we see him come home, we turn it down.

What else could we be doing that is so bad that this "poor" man might be at his wits end with us, that he feels pushed to the point of property damage?

None of other neighbours have any problems with us, our kids or dog.

What I will be doing is simply proving my point that if there would be a young family living near him with small noisy kids and crying babies - would he start damaging their fences too?

I hear what you’re saying

Maybe he just can’t take it that ye are happy in life and he isn’t and it gets into his head

If he can’t why should anyone else be

I seem the to think ye have exhausted all possibilities to resolve this problem and maybe best thing is to move out and have a happy life with no hassles

I know it’s sad ye have to do it and the costs and troubles involved doing so

But make your life happy and enjoyable doing what ye like to do without complaints

He’s gonna cause grief no matter what

Just my opinion

Bite the bullet and move

He’ll think he won’t but realistically ye have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if this is relevant but when selling a house, prospective buyers generally ask about the neighbours. If you say you have a grumpy git who doesnt like noise, it might effect the sale.

Just a thought.

Fully aware, the way we will put it is that the neighbour is very quiet and out working a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's just jealous cause you're both rides....or those feckin stilettos that Dirk is wearing is making too much noise on those tiles

This made me laugh

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take 3! I didn’t miss it this system deletes it! The word for plants in an unwanted place also a word for some kinda drug

Ever considered some day he’s away taking “unwanted plant” killer and writing something in his lawn?? Glyphosphate is brilliant as it takes about a week to kick in? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take 3! I didn’t miss it this system deletes it! The word for plants in an unwanted place also a word for some kinda drug

Ever considered some day he’s away taking “unwanted plant” killer and writing something in his lawn?? Glyphosphate is brilliant as it takes about a week to kick in? Lol"

Or vinegar!!

Or put fertiliser on his lawn?

He'll have to cut it every 2nd day

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Take 3! I didn’t miss it this system deletes it! The word for plants in an unwanted place also a word for some kinda drug

Ever considered some day he’s away taking “unwanted plant” killer and writing something in his lawn?? Glyphosphate is brilliant as it takes about a week to kick in? Lol"

Lol as funny as it would be and as petty as I'm feeling I wouldn't stoop as low as damaging his property.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take 3! I didn’t miss it this system deletes it! The word for plants in an unwanted place also a word for some kinda drug

Ever considered some day he’s away taking “unwanted plant” killer and writing something in his lawn?? Glyphosphate is brilliant as it takes about a week to kick in? Lol

Lol as funny as it would be and as petty as I'm feeling I wouldn't stoop as low as damaging his property.

He broke your fence!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make no apologies for telling you straight that you are fundamentally wrong in your assumption of the situation the OP is in.

I am currently in a similar situation with an elderly neighbour who I have helped almost every day for the past 5 years, going to the shop at all times of the day and night when she has no cigarettes, getting her shopping, taking her dog to the groomers, bringing her bins out every week, taking her to doctors appointments and being an exceptional neighbour, until only a month ago when she completely shunned and ignored me because apparently she can hear my music. She’s a liar. She can’t hear anything at all and, if she wants to go down that road then I could say many things about her dog continually barking at silly o’clock and the many, many times I have went and got her cigarettes and never got paid for them.

My neighbour, like the OP’s neighbour actually HAVE lost their minds but nobody, no matter who or what they are, will turn on me and do a Judas. She will soon come to realise that you don’t shit on the people who do the most for you.

PS… I have a 2 and a half thousand watt PA system here I’d the OP needs it for any entertainment they plan to have… it might crack the windows though it’s that loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take 3! I didn’t miss it this system deletes it! The word for plants in an unwanted place also a word for some kinda drug

Ever considered some day he’s away taking “unwanted plant” killer and writing something in his lawn?? Glyphosphate is brilliant as it takes about a week to kick in? Lol

Lol as funny as it would be and as petty as I'm feeling I wouldn't stoop as low as damaging his property.

I was meaning something nice like a big love heart! Show him how much you care for him

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Take 3! I didn’t miss it this system deletes it! The word for plants in an unwanted place also a word for some kinda drug

Ever considered some day he’s away taking “unwanted plant” killer and writing something in his lawn?? Glyphosphate is brilliant as it takes about a week to kick in? Lol

Lol as funny as it would be and as petty as I'm feeling I wouldn't stoop as low as damaging his property.

I was meaning something nice like a big love heart! Show him how much you care for him"

I'd be more prone to posting a glitter bomb to their address

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Have a wee dilemma and need some advice:

We happen to have the most annoying neighbour in the world who constantly complains about us being noisy (spoiler alert, we are not any more noisy than any other person).

Now up to this point we have considered his feelings by:

Last weekend we had a friend visiting from a different country so they were staying over in one of the kids bedrooms. That person happened to fall out of the top bunk bed.

One loud thump at 3am - our neighbour loses his shit and kicks over the fence that is separating the property.

Police couldn't do anything.

Fence is now replaced by new 6ft tall one and I'm constructing a plan of harmless revenge to damaged property.

I'll spend 3h on Monday singing "Let it go" on karaoke.

What should I do on Tuesday and Wednesday?

Missus "

Record all the sound in your house for next few weeks ,,,

From experience this isn't going away ,, when he makes a complaint, you need to be able to prove its unfounded ,,, if not although not fair , it will be recorded as a complaint against you .

Its petty unfortunately but necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He sounds like that guy John from Walsall on YouTube

Angry Neighbour John

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Oh yes, 100%

As soon as we finish redecorating we'll be out of here in a flash.

I just can't pass up an opportunity to harmlessly annoy him while we're still here

Ahhh now thats a different story ...

Next time fire is lighting put s football on top

Its gas

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By *ir SnakebitesMan
over a year ago

Llandeilo

I have a similar situation with my neighbour who actually spoilt my birthday celebrations last night. And there wasn't any music, just a few of us talking possibly louder than normal in my kitchen and living room, its heartening to see im not in the boat on my own with this situation.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Take 3! I didn’t miss it this system deletes it! The word for plants in an unwanted place also a word for some kinda drug

Ever considered some day he’s away taking “unwanted plant” killer and writing something in his lawn?? Glyphosphate is brilliant as it takes about a week to kick in? Lol

Lol as funny as it would be and as petty as I'm feeling I wouldn't stoop as low as damaging his property.

He broke your fence!!!! "

Thats a big spoon bud

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"I make no apologies for telling you straight that you are fundamentally wrong in your assumption of the situation the OP is in.

PS… I have a 2 and a half thousand watt PA system here I’d the OP needs it for any entertainment they plan to have… it might crack the windows though it’s that loud

Sounds like her bitterness may be rubbing off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby shark on repeat while out

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By *rJames_KerryMan
over a year ago

Kerry

Get some ear protectors as a present

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Baby shark on repeat while out "
lmao

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By *rJames_KerryMan
over a year ago

Kerry

Instead of loud music/noise.

Might be a bit devious to play one of the low kHz tones again on the wall.

It will drive your neighbour insane.

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Instead of loud music/noise.

Might be a bit devious to play one of the low kHz tones again on the wall.

It will drive your neighbour insane."

Feels like he's already insane

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Instead of loud music/noise.

Might be a bit devious to play one of the low kHz tones again on the wall.

It will drive your neighbour insane.

Feels like he's already insane

He might be suffering mental health related issues ,,

In which case I'm guessing you will feel bad if you retaliate and subsequently find out .

Thought spot for ye

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By *ild WomanWoman
over a year ago

Carlow

Yes revenge can be sweet. 2 kids kept away by d*unken neighbours. X big formula one fan. It was on in the morning and it was glorious weather. He sat out and brought TV out as deck was at the back. He put it on watched race and had breakfast. We only found out when they came around saying that they were holding 21st and could we not call the police. We went away but it just happened that had planned going away at that time. But after the formula 1 moring no noisy nights till the 21st.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Have a dead sound neighbour on one side

who's as good as my bestie and then an absolute waster living the other side of me who randomly starts shouting throughout the day

Was going to knock into him for a few words but was advised not by a mate who's a member of AGS as something might be done to my car.

So if anyone who screams a lot

wants to come over about 6pm one of these evenings, do give aul Timmy a holler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours are so noisy the banging, shouting and screaming but the shouting and screaming has calmed down after I had to complain them. The were screaming during the early hours of the morning it sounded like they were attacking eachother. Then the kid use my front garden at a soccer pitch and my wall and gates as a goally. Anyone want to swap I can't even use my livingroom most of the time especiallyin summer with the noise outside, right now in this moment there's lots of noise going on in there. There's a few kids but they sound like hulligans.

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By *irdnBorisMan
over a year ago

meath

"Yes revenge can be sweet. 2 kids kept away by d*unken neighbours. X big formula one fan. It was on in the morning and it was glorious weather. He sat out and brought TV out as deck was at the back. He put it on watched race and had breakfast. We only found out when they came around saying that they were holding 21st and could we not call the police. We went away but it just happened that had planned going away at that time. But after the formula 1 moring no noisy nights till the 21st.

I have noisy neighbours they have fought with every neighbour in the building and I don't react to them. They are making the noise to get me to react and neighbours have called the police on them. But to me they don't exist and I don't give them the time of day. "
best way is just ignore them sort of people ive got shit neighbours a great one on 1 side the other are arseholes and more or less alcholics but karma be coming there way soon enough i had racecars bangers on the lawn and they rang council on me to complain so ive had council out and gave me month to move them im down to 1 at the minute but council coming out again tomorow or tuesday . Best way is leave on your radio when u goto work wreck his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Beauty and Tranquility of living in the country with no neighbors within 500 meters

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"My neighbours are so noisy the banging, shouting and screaming but the shouting and screaming has calmed down after I had to complain them. The were screaming during the early hours of the morning it sounded like they were attacking eachother. Then the kid use my front garden at a soccer pitch and my wall and gates as a goally. Anyone want to swap I can't even use my livingroom most of the time especiallyin summer with the noise outside, right now in this moment there's lots of noise going on in there. There's a few kids but they sound like hulligans. "

Oh too be young

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"The Beauty and Tranquility of living in the country with no neighbors within 500 meters "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The joys of the country life

Isolation can be bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The joys of the country life

Isolation can be bliss"

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

What's good for the goose; Do exactly the same thing they are, threat him equally. If any noise comes from his house give out. A sudden noise at 3 am, regardless of what it is kick down his front fence. As they say "Treat your neighbour as you want to be treated."

Just do things within the law.

This would only work if he's not a lonely and bitter at life old man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's time to learn how to play the drums

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

"Have a wee dilemma and need some advice:

We happen to have the most annoying neighbour in the world who constantly complains about us being noisy (spoiler alert, we are not any more noisy than any other person).

Now up to this point we have considered his feelings by:

Last weekend we had a friend visiting from a different country so they were staying over in one of the kids bedrooms. That person happened to fall out of the top bunk bed.

One loud thump at 3am - our neighbour loses his shit and kicks over the fence that is separating the property.

Police couldn't do anything.

Fence is now replaced by new 6ft tall one and I'm constructing a plan of harmless revenge to damaged property.

I'll spend 3h on Monday singing "Let it go" on karaoke.

What should I do on Tuesday and Wednesday?

Missus "

Either throw a brick or two threw their window during the next, or if you have any bangers/fireworks that you can light and throw in through the letterbox.

Or just play him at his own game, bang down his door complaining about noise, make up shit saying he's banging and thumping

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By *mac123Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I had a neighbours like that complain about everything from kids playing in their own garden and garage if in the street playing he would park his car beside them complaining about the dog was just constantly complaining about everything from leaves falling from the tree he had kids themselves who had parties when they were away he sent me a text to say kids sitting on the wall there own wall so had enough rap his door ask him to come out to the street he asked why I said I had enough of him bulling us and was going to kick him up and down the street he bang his door shut was not a words from them after that and moved 3 months later the other neighbours thank me because he tormented them as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this is the reason I’m trying to buy a rural house!

Entitled neighbours that bully, complain and try and control the street!

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

So.. petty neighbour revenge update:

My concert consisted of:

Let it go

Titanium

Chandelier

My heart will go on

I will always love you

Never love again

I found a way to make each song sound okay at the start, but made them all insuferable at the end.

Haven't petty laughed so hard in a long time

Missus

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By *ickheadcuntCouple
over a year ago

Cork Ireland

Start fucking like really loud sex and Start shouting his name

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Start fucking like really loud sex and Start shouting his name

Gonna have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if this is relevant but when selling a house, prospective buyers generally ask about the neighbours. If you say you have a grumpy git who doesnt like noise, it might effect the sale.

Just a thought.

Fully aware, the way we will put it is that the neighbour is very quiet and out working a lot

Some lovely thoughtful reliable pleasant people on this site.....not!

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By *ngel and EvilCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Want Evil to give you guitar lessons Missus?? He'll have to bring his amp tho. Which will need turned up a little....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP i read an article about neighbours having noisey sex recently and neighbour complaining about them.

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"OP i read an article about neighbours having noisey sex recently and neighbour complaining about them. "

That reminds me of one time we were having sex late at night on a weekend (during first lockdown - that bloody long ago

) and the crazy neighbour knocked our door, he was wearing a mask, rubber gloves, boxers and an open dressing gown screaming his head off

We weren't even being loud.. just having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP i read an article about neighbours having noisey sex recently and neighbour complaining about them.

That reminds me of one time we were having sex late at night on a weekend (during first lockdown - that bloody long ago

) and the crazy neighbour knocked our door, he was wearing a mask, rubber gloves, boxers and an open dressing gown screaming his head off

We weren't even being loud.. just having sex

So if it wasn't ye then at least ye know ye're not alone, i want to move in the summer and i love it in the winter. I love the bad weather sad I know but it's quieter when it is.

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By *ava-voomCouple
over a year ago

Craigavon

"OP i read an article about neighbours having noisey sex recently and neighbour complaining about them.

That reminds me of one time we were having sex late at night on a weekend (during first lockdown - that bloody long ago

) and the crazy neighbour knocked our door, he was wearing a mask, rubber gloves, boxers and an open dressing gown screaming his head off

We weren't even being loud.. just having sex

Mask, rubber gloves and an open dressing gown? Sounds like he was set to join in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up for a rave at yours Mr...I'll show him fuckjng noise if he wants

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Prior to moving out of the area, if you can, keep a detailed diary record of all interactions with your nightmare neighbour, who has the capacity to make your life a misery.

I had a real nightmare neighbour, whose behaviour markedly improved when he was placed on a new regime of psychiatric medication.

These situations can really escalate; in some instances resulting in deaths.

A former soldier was recently convicted for murdering both of his neighbours over a parking dispute; he was given a minimum 38 (thirty eight) year sentence, and was told he may never be released, in order to protect the public !

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Prior to moving out of the area, if you can, keep a detailed diary record of all interactions with your nightmare neighbour, who has the capacity to make your life a misery.

I had a real nightmare neighbour, whose behaviour markedly improved when he was placed on a new regime of psychiatric medication.

These situations can really escalate; in some instances resulting in deaths.

The above is a warning,,,,,

not a suggestion

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The unremitting stress of living adjacent to a neighbour with whom one does not enjoy a reasonable relationship cannot be overstated.

I could write a book about this subject; problems usually arise quickly and escalate incrementally.

At the first sign of trouble, make it very clear that you are not a person to be messed around

Progressively escalate until the problem abates, including injunctions or restraining orders and local authority noise abatement assistance.

Hardening one's home to prevent a night invasion is sometimes necessary.

Never underestimate the lengths that some dysfunctional neighbours will go to to exert control over their targets.

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