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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can’t help but laugh when I see this in veris. Does it mean sucks like a prostitute or are there professional cock suckers ?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Professional cock sucker is an actual job ive seen the course material didn't suit me it left a bad taste in my mouth

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By *inion42Man
over a year ago

minionland


"Professional cock sucker is an actual job ive seen the course material didn't suit me it left a bad taste in my mouth "

That’s far too punny

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By *antanaMan
over a year ago

The Upside Down

Not sure but would like to meet either or

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Better than sucks like a dyson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There must be a course on how to suck like a pro?? Surely practice makes perfect??

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Better than sucks like a dyson. "

Henry's so much more efficient anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beam hoover system i have installed throughout the house sucks like a pro!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had that in a veri that I can remember. guess that means I'll have to up my game and practice more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever it says about the person verified it certainly paints a picture that the verifier has paid enough pro's to be able to give such an accurate comparison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love da taste of cum ??

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

“Amazing oral skills” sounds so bleh.

I once got “she has a mouth that could raise the titanic” and I was chuffed with that.

I love all the turns of phrases

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By *argus12Man
over a year ago

meath dublin


"Better than sucks like a dyson. "

Well A Dyson doesn’t need a bag for the mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Amazing oral skills” sounds so bleh.

I once got “she has a mouth that could raise the titanic” and I was chuffed with that.

I love all the turns of phrases "

Hahaha, Awh I’m definitely going to work that into my vocabulary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verifications are to be taken with a pinch of salt ...its all part of the hunt and the game

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"Verifications are to be taken with a pinch of salt ...its all part of the hunt and the game "

What are you implyingzzzz

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Better than sucks like a dyson.

Henry's so much more efficient anyway "

I wonder why ye never see 'sucks like a shark'

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....with anti hair wrap

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Better than sucks like a dyson.

Well A Dyson doesn’t need a bag for the mess "

We have trouble enough keeping our Dyson working without trying to clean cum out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verifications are to be taken with a pinch of salt ...its all part of the hunt and the game

What are you implyingzzzz "

An explanation not necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Amazing oral skills” sounds so bleh.

I once got “she has a mouth that could raise the titanic” and I was chuffed with that.

I love all the turns of phrases "

Love it Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Amazing oral skills” sounds so bleh.

I once got “she has a mouth that could raise the titanic” and I was chuffed with that.

I love all the turns of phrases "

Must have meant the size of your gob

The titanic was huge

More like an insult lol

I wouldn’t be chuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verifications are to be taken with a pinch of salt ...its all part of the hunt and the game

What are you implyingzzzz

An explanation not necessary

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Totally agree with you

Most verifying one another

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"“Amazing oral skills” sounds so bleh.

I once got “she has a mouth that could raise the titanic” and I was chuffed with that.

I love all the turns of phrases

Must have meant the size of your gob

The titanic was huge

More like an insult lol

I wouldn’t be chuffed "

LOL!! You’re on fire today!!!

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"Verifications are to be taken with a pinch of salt ...its all part of the hunt and the game

What are you implyingzzzz

An explanation not necessary

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Well, he came back for more. A LOT more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verifications are to be taken with a pinch of salt ...its all part of the hunt and the game

What are you implyingzzzz

An explanation not necessary

Well, he came back for more. A LOT more "

Good for you both ..it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A professional cock sucker like someone paid to suck lol. It could be any kind of sex worker I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Amazing oral skills” sounds so bleh.

I once got “she has a mouth that could raise the titanic” and I was chuffed with that.

I love all the turns of phrases

Must have meant the size of your gob

The titanic was huge

More like an insult lol

I wouldn’t be chuffed "

Well good that it wasn't said to you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Amazing oral skills” sounds so bleh.

I once got “she has a mouth that could raise the titanic” and I was chuffed with that.

I love all the turns of phrases

Must have meant the size of your gob

The titanic was huge

More like an insult lol

I wouldn’t be chuffed

Well good that it wasn't said to you then "

Funny girl

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By *ild WomanWoman
over a year ago

Carlow

I got told could suck a golf ball through a straw. That what they put as verification.

Can I do what he said I don't know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got told could suck a golf ball through a straw. That what they put as verification.

Can I do what he said I don't know "

Pinch of salt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see any turns or phrases because I don't even look at verifications that often but some of the above are quite amusing .

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Where I grew up in Dublin I often heard the phrase “That one could suck start a Harley!”

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne


"Never had that in a veri that I can remember. guess that means I'll have to up my game and practice more "

Do let us know if you are looking for volunteers

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

How about

Could suck the chrome off a tow hitch.

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By *ew2thiskinkCouple
over a year ago

Waterford

A dyson doenst have a bag to empty

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin


"Professional cock sucker is an actual job ive seen the course material didn't suit me it left a bad taste in my mouth "

5 points from the Leaving, just like the infamous Jam making course

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin


"Can’t help but laugh when I see this in veris. Does it mean sucks like a prostitute or are there professional cock suckers ? "

I always think the same when a couple describes themselves as a "professional couple/individuals"

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

Ive come across (no pun intended) some bad kissers in my time but not sure ive ever thought "some lessons required here" when my knobs being polished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lads I need a bigger straw....this fucking golf ball isn't budging and my fab meet is not looking impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive come across (no pun intended) some bad kissers in my time but not sure ive ever thought "some lessons required here" when my knobs being polished "

I have also experienced some bad kissers. Often wondered if bad to one is bad to everyone?

Also never been told I needed lessons in the BJ dept lol but would any guy actually tell you it wasn't good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive come across (no pun intended) some bad kissers in my time but not sure ive ever thought "some lessons required here" when my knobs being polished

I have also experienced some bad kissers. Often wondered if bad to one is bad to everyone?

Also never been told I needed lessons in the BJ dept lol but would any guy actually tell you it wasn't good?

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No

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham


"Ive come across (no pun intended) some bad kissers in my time but not sure ive ever thought "some lessons required here" when my knobs being polished

I have also experienced some bad kissers. Often wondered if bad to one is bad to everyone?

Also never been told I needed lessons in the BJ dept lol but would any guy actually tell you it wasn't good?

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Possibly if it was all teeth

Some like a sloppy snog... some dont....

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham


"Can’t help but laugh when I see this in veris. Does it mean sucks like a prostitute or are there professional cock suckers ? "

Judging by my inbox, yes, yes there are

Seems to be a male dominated profession though

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"Ive come across (no pun intended) some bad kissers in my time but not sure ive ever thought "some lessons required here" when my knobs being polished

I have also experienced some bad kissers. Often wondered if bad to one is bad to everyone?

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So experience with regard to kissing has taught me yes!! I met the lovliest guy a few years ago, really cute and clever and gorgeous. And I was all go for a meet. Then we kissed. it was NOT good. Actually it was awful.

I pushed him away and asked him to slow down, but no dice. I was proper upset cos I really liked him but just no, kissing is everything. Months later I saw he had a veri from my best friend on here and I said how I thought he was a lovely bloke. She said “oh yeah, I tried to teach him how to kiss but he couldn’t be taught”.

Argh!!! It was such a waste cos he is a really awesome guy but kissing is so essential!!!!

As for blowjobs… I dunno if a man would say it was crap, but to be fair, I think most women on here have enough experience to be able to switch up their style according to their lover at the time, know their pleasure cues etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive come across (no pun intended) some bad kissers in my time but not sure ive ever thought "some lessons required here" when my knobs being polished

I have also experienced some bad kissers. Often wondered if bad to one is bad to everyone?

So experience with regard to kissing has taught me yes!! I met the lovliest guy a few years ago, really cute and clever and gorgeous. And I was all go for a meet. Then we kissed. it was NOT good. Actually it was awful.

I pushed him away and asked him to slow down, but no dice. I was proper upset cos I really liked him but just no, kissing is everything. Months later I saw he had a veri from my best friend on here and I said how I thought he was a lovely bloke. She said “oh yeah, I tried to teach him how to kiss but he couldn’t be taught”.

Argh!!! It was such a waste cos he is a really awesome guy but kissing is so essential!!!!

As for blowjobs… I dunno if a man would say it was crap, but to be fair, I think most women on here have enough experience to be able to switch up their style according to their lover at the time, know their pleasure cues etc. "

I have had the exact same experience with more than one, the moment we kissed that was it "hi" then an immediate "bye".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive come across (no pun intended) some bad kissers in my time but not sure ive ever thought "some lessons required here" when my knobs being polished

I have also experienced some bad kissers. Often wondered if bad to one is bad to everyone?

So experience with regard to kissing has taught me yes!! I met the lovliest guy a few years ago, really cute and clever and gorgeous. And I was all go for a meet. Then we kissed. it was NOT good. Actually it was awful.

I pushed him away and asked him to slow down, but no dice. I was proper upset cos I really liked him but just no, kissing is everything. Months later I saw he had a veri from my best friend on here and I said how I thought he was a lovely bloke. She said “oh yeah, I tried to teach him how to kiss but he couldn’t be taught”.

Argh!!! It was such a waste cos he is a really awesome guy but kissing is so essential!!!!

As for blowjobs… I dunno if a man would say it was crap, but to be fair, I think most women on here have enough experience to be able to switch up their style according to their lover at the time, know their pleasure cues etc.

I have had the exact same experience with more than one, the moment we kissed that was it "hi" then an immediate "bye". "

Ugh this is my worst nightmare. I kissing is integral. I cannot express how important kissing is haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The beam hoover system i have installed throughout the house sucks like a pro!!! "

Other central vacuum systems are available however beam is the best of them!!!

Longest hose on the market! Most powerful suck! And no bag to change! What’s not to like!

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare


"The beam hoover system i have installed throughout the house sucks like a pro!!!

Other central vacuum systems are available however beam is the best of them!!!

Longest hose on the market! Most powerful suck! And no bag to change! What’s not to like!"

It leaves a stain on the wall where it's exhaust blows out, and nobody likes stains

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