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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

went out for sunday lunch with my friend was just supposed to be me and her but her orther half went to pub for a pint an never came back (typical bloke lol) anyhow we had to take her 3 yr old with us of which i did,nt mind so arrived ordered the works blah blah blah and a few drinks later the child pipes up and says mummy i want NOOKANADE (lucozade) and COCLATE (choclate) her mother refused and said no , well she turned red and shouted your nothin but a fkin bastard ! to which i nearly choked on my drink threw laughter, tears runnin down my face and she turned to me and said i don,t know what your laughin at cause your a cunt which made me worse and i knew i shud,nt have laughed and scolded her for saying it but i cud,nt speak still gigglin about it now lol ! kids eh guess daddy was teachin her a few choice words lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My niece done that on me in asda because I wouldn't let her out of the trolly, she told me " I'm a big girl now let me out you fucking bastard " lol lol people walking past looking in horror, and the bad thing is she kept saying it until I let her out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My niece done that on me in asda because I wouldn't let her out of the trolly, she told me " I'm a big girl now let me out you fucking bastard " lol lol people walking past looking in horror, and the bad thing is she kept saying it until I let her out. "

lol! its sooooooo wrong to hear them say it but ya just can,t help urself from laughin , her mum is a hairdresser and sometimes does clinets from home she told one woman her hair was while lookin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well now thank goodness my kids just say give me room leave me alone lolol which we think is quite funny esspecially when they do it on each other lol

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By *B1969Man
over a year ago

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I think one of the funniest lines in a movie is in "meet the fockers" when he's lookin after the wee lad and the kid learns his first word "asssssss hoooole"

Lol

Unfortunately it's not so funny when your daughter is 14 and tells you fck off ass hole! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kids you never know wat there goin to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have been battered into the middle of next week if I'd ever behaved like that. I'm not such a fan of kids, so perhaps I'm less tolerant and certainly not up to speed on the latest parenting techniques, but I'd say that was deserving of a smack.

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By *B1969Man
over a year ago

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Hope I didn't give the impression that my daughter actually said that to me??

Not yet anyway! My girls are very good!

Kids always seem to pick up on the things that u don't want them to. C'est la vie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"kids you never know wat there goin to say "

indeed you don,t miz just came out of the blue ruined me mascara laughin lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have been battered into the middle of next week if I'd ever behaved like that. I'm not such a fan of kids, so perhaps I'm less tolerant and certainly not up to speed on the latest parenting techniques, but I'd say that was deserving of a smack."

your not allowed to smack kids these days they know the number for childline lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me bout it wen my wee gal was staying wit my gran she called her a prick defo something I don't come off wit. And she punched my punched my sisters bf in the face last night lol I shouted at her and she said well he's a bad boy lol

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

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"Tell me bout it wen my wee gal was staying wit my gran she called her a prick defo something I don't come off wit. And she punched my punched my sisters bf in the face last night lol I shouted at her and she said well he's a bad boy lol "
and is it true he's a bad boy mizz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ty that's brilliant. Peeing myself laughing here!!

When my daughter was 5 she spotted my brother giving someone the middle finger when he was "looking after her"

Anyway, met the parish priest one day, he came up and said hello to her to which she replied "Up yours homo" and flashed him the middle finger!

I still cringe and that's only the tip of the iceberg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your not allowed to smack kids these days they know the number for childline lol "

Thought a smack, a wee one across the legs, was covered under, 'Parental correction?' I'm not talking about being chased through the house at the end of a wet dish cloth / wooden spoon or shoe (as happened to me on occasion)

The World is mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have been battered into the middle of next week if I'd ever behaved like that. I'm not such a fan of kids, so perhaps I'm less tolerant and certainly not up to speed on the latest parenting techniques, but I'd say that was deserving of a smack."

I,d do exactly the same!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ty that's brilliant. Peeing myself laughing here!!

When my daughter was 5 she spotted my brother giving someone the middle finger when he was "looking after her"

Anyway, met the parish priest one day, he came up and said hello to her to which she replied "Up yours homo" and flashed him the middle finger!

I still cringe and that's only the tip of the iceberg! "

lmao oh dear did he see the funny side or were you made to say a 100 hail marys and do a few cartwheels ! haha ! you can take them no were

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me bout it wen my wee gal was staying wit my gran she called her a prick defo something I don't come off wit. And she punched my punched my sisters bf in the face last night lol I shouted at her and she said well he's a bad boy lol "

lol miz ,sure they can even pick it up any where these days

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