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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

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By *avon1981Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

"

lol I'm not verified but I even know that that's crap lol

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

"

Can happen sometimes if a guy is only verified buy guys and thinks the lady in question may not approve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

Can happen sometimes if a guy is only verified buy guys and thinks the lady in question may not approve "

Nah sure if you hide them it shows a verification summary.

Had one guy say he was 6ft im only 5'1 and he wasn't much taller than me

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

Can happen sometimes if a guy is only verified buy guys and thinks the lady in question may not approve "

Nope. Wring. You still get a green tick. You can hide your veris and verification summary but not a green tick

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

Can happen sometimes if a guy is only verified buy guys and thinks the lady in question may not approve

Nope. Wring. You still get a green tick. You can hide your veris and verification summary but not a green tick"

Yes this i know .. just assumed he must have had a tick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Name and shame

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Name and shame "

You can't name and shame anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another favourite lie here. I only log in here to talk to you. Like who would believe that

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre


"Another favourite lie here. I only log in here to talk to you. Like who would believe that "

I only said that to make you feel better…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Name and shame

You can't name and shame anyone "

I see people doing this all the time with their status updates

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Another favourite lie here. I only log in here to talk to you. Like who would believe that "

Awe i though i was special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another favourite lie here. I only log in here to talk to you. Like who would believe that

Awe i though i was special "

We are all special Lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another favourite lie here. I only log in here to talk to you. Like who would believe that

I only said that to make you feel better…"

I didn't name and shame you Jay

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Name and shame

You can't name and shame anyone

I see people doing this all the time with their status updates "

Yes....but not in a thread or you get banned ...its one of the rules

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By *TFandMPCouple
over a year ago

Wexford and Dublin

A recent one that was said to us -

“I’m not on here much so it’s not worth the hassle of getting pic verified”

But dead keen to meet of course…

Not a lie as such, more in the category of bullshit/waffle. Getting pic verified couldn’t be any easier really…

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By *avon1981Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny


"Another favourite lie here. I only log in here to talk to you. Like who would believe that

Awe i though i was special

We are all special Lolly "

Exactly I think honesty on here goes a long long way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Name and shame

You can't name and shame anyone

I see people doing this all the time with their status updates "

You should name and shame the people that name and shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of my pictures are of me.... Computer says no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of my pictures are of me.... Computer says no "

How about someone saying, well they look like me

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"All of my pictures are of me.... Computer says no

How about someone saying, well they look like me "

Someone once said ...thats what I want to look like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of my pictures are of me.... Computer says no

How about someone saying, well they look like me "

Jeez that's a new one on us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of my pictures are of me.... Computer says no

How about someone saying, well they look like me

Jeez that's a new one on us "

Takes all sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

"

That's gas, what a dose

You see people lie about their ages all the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do drama.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do drama.....

"

Looks like you don't do verifications either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do drama.....

Looks like you don't do verifications either "

Not sure what that has to do with the thread. But no your right I don't. Observant little pumpkin aren't ya

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Body Type: Athletic….

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Discretion expected:

All their pic's are either fucking or different women sucking his cock

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By *avon1981Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny


"Discretion expected:

All their pic's are either fucking or different women sucking his cock "

Yeah shouldnt they be friends only pics like lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Discretion expected:

All their pic's are either fucking or different women sucking his cock

Yeah shouldnt they be friends only pics like lol "

Shur ya can't tell who it is with my jizz all over her face

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

There is no clique

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Send nudes to make sure you got home alright

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Send nudes to make sure you got home alright "

To think I only asked you to send a text if you didnt....how stupid am I

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I'm only chatting to you...

Drama free...

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

“I have respect for women”

“not interested “

“Fuck off bitch”

Mmmmmm

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By *avon1981Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny


"“I have respect for women”

“not interested “

“Fuck off bitch”

Mmmmmm "

Jesus. Some lads on here are morons though. I have heard the shitty stories. A bit of cop on goes a long way

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I'm a woman"

That's a fairly common one from numerous men here.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Im single"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a nice person, usually said by the biggest cunts going

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Send nudes to make sure you got home alright "

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Interests include safe sex

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Send nudes to make sure you got home alright

"

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Profile says:

“Been here before and know the score”

Then posts on the forum

“HOW DO YOU GET A VERI?”

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford

I'm only online here to read the forum threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cancels meet with:

"I can't meet today coz I had to bring my wife to the mental hospital last night. She's threatening to do it again & now I've got to stay here with her for the day."

Reality:

He was in the maternity ward with his poor wife, she was in labour, having their third child. Christmas time.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I'm a nice person, usually said by the biggest cunts going"

No, I've never said that

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Another one I see - SAFE SEX IS A MUST and all their pics are of them going bareback with clearly different women.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Another one I see - SAFE SEX IS A MUST and all their pics are of them going bareback with clearly different women.

"

Sure Red that's only for the camera

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

Says: couple

Also says: girlfriend away (again)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nice person, usually said by the biggest cunts going"

No need to be so degrading of other women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

Can happen sometimes if a guy is only verified buy guys and thinks the lady in question may not approve

Nah sure if you hide them it shows a verification summary.

Had one guy say he was 6ft im only 5'1 and he wasn't much taller than me"

lol that's crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profile says:

“Been here before and know the score”

Then posts on the forum

“HOW DO YOU GET A VERI?”"

lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm a woman"

That's a fairly common one from numerous men here. "

how does that really help....that's nutters

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


""I'm a woman"

That's a fairly common one from numerous men here. how does that really help....that's nutters"

No, that's men who have women's profiles with women's pics on them.

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By *ulu00Woman
over a year ago

Donegal


"Another favourite lie here. I only log in here to talk to you. Like who would believe that "

I got the one, I only rejoined here to talk to you again while he was looking for a meet and cruising the cams

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I suck like a dyson!

Nope you don't the dyson was much better

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Single men ...we will find you.....no you won't..you hate them for gods sake....its just a polite way of saying fuck the fuck off........deep breath ....

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Single men ...we will find you.....no you won't..you hate them for gods sake....its just a polite way of saying fuck the fuck off........deep breath .... "

A most condescending line which gets them a block

... unless they're hot of course

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Another favourite lie here. I only log in here to talk to you. Like who would believe that "

Profiles who clearly state that they don't want to hear from men who are showing interest in them, that these men are also talking to others (or God forbid, having sex with others too) - because, didn't you know, if you can't see or hear it, it's not happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another favourite lie here. I only log in here to talk to you. Like who would believe that

Profiles who clearly state that they don't want to hear from men who are showing interest in them, that these men are also talking to others (or God forbid, having sex with others too) - because, didn't you know, if you can't see or hear it, it's not happening "

We definitely have a second coffee

Still hurts

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Usually the ones they tell themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a pro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

dose is every fabswingers middle name lol

That's gas, what a dose

You see people lie about their ages all the time!"

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By *uittopMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

"

Their age, I'm 72 and that's on my profile. I did meet a guy the other day, he admitted to being 10 years older than his profile. If he lied about his age, what else. I said thanks but no thanks, because of the deceit, not his age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one I see - SAFE SEX IS A MUST and all their pics are of them going bareback with clearly different women.

Sure Red that's only for the camera "

OMG you mean men lie and they are not pictures of no condom penetrative sex with their many wives, gfs or fb's?

I am shocked ??

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By *icker434Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Those generic blurbs everyone puts in their profile for some odd reason.

To Fabswingers and all institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects - You or anyone else do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE MY DETAILS OR PICTURES.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Dom guy", meaning he's read the Wikipedia summary of the Fifty Shades novel.

Listed as a couple, non-verified ... the status (often times repeated several times throughout the day) reads, "Wife here. I'm busy working. Who wants to call over and take care of my man for me?!" - I'll take Things No Woman Has Ever Said Ever for $200 Alex.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

People that claim to be single but are actually married and playing behind their partners backs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow is all I can say to that

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

We don't use our real names for profile. Met a couple a few years back who obviously used aliases.

Got very confusing over drinks between all 4 of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that claim to be single but are actually married and playing behind their partners backs. "

This!!!

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

People who describe themselves as sane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who describe themselves as sane"

But the voices told me to....

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Name and shame

You can't name and shame anyone

I see people doing this all the time with their status updates

You should name and shame the people that name and shame"

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Drama Free ....yet there profile and forum behaviour says otherwise

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

This post is mainly judgemental in its assumptions.

It seems many are assuming the worst ... dosnt seem very open minded of peeps .

Just my thoughts

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"This post is mainly judgemental in its assumptions.

It seems many are assuming the worst ... dosnt seem very open minded of peeps .

Just my thoughts "

What makes you assume that people aren't talking from experience?

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"This post is mainly judgemental in its assumptions.

It seems many are assuming the worst ... dosnt seem very open minded of peeps .

Just my thoughts

What makes you assume that people aren't talking from experience? "

Fictional ???

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

Fill in later...

The account is five years old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm polite, respectful and love women of all shapes and sizes"

"Wanna meet?"

"No thanks, not for me"

"As if I'd fuck ya anyway ya fat hure-beg. Yer only on here because ya can't get a ride anywhere else"

Swiftly followed by a status update decrying the women on Fab as big heifers with notions of themselves

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Dont start me

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By *lue eyed boy 123Man
over a year ago

northside


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

"

Gobshite that's all I say

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

I'm single .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes my wife has no problem with me meeting people off here"

"Can we ask your wife to confirm this"

Crickets

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Folk who have to project a personality trait the loudest are normally ones who have something to hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who say they are attractive on their profile ... very cringy and vain

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Everyone exaggerates to a greater or lesser extent; the bigger the lie the greater the odds of being outed and more rapidly too.

The biggest fibs are likely to be: age; body type; safe sex only-no bareback, and single males masquerading as a couple.

There are more serious red flags, such as an urgent impatience to meet !

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Everyone exaggerates to a greater or lesser extent; the bigger the lie the greater the odds of being outed and more rapidly too.

The biggest fibs are likely to be: age; body type; safe sex only-no bareback, and single males masquerading as a couple.

There are more serious red flags, such as an urgent impatience to meet !"

FAF?

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"People who describe themselves as sane

But the voices told me to.... "

My unicorn tells me I am sane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only chat on here"

10 seconds later..

"send your kik/snap"

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

That they're "kinky", or an "experienced Dom"...

Cue them asking me what power exchange or D/s means five minutes into the conversation

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I don't have any face pics uploaded"

Well you can send one direct?

Cue crickets or verbal abuse about being shallow...

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham


"Those generic blurbs everyone puts in their profile for some odd reason.

To Fabswingers and all institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects - You or anyone else do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE MY DETAILS OR PICTURES. "

That’s not a lie though. That’s just tin foil hat stuff

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"That they're "kinky", or an "experienced Dom"...

Cue them asking me what power exchange or D/s means five minutes into the conversation "

Omfg. Just DONT.

That’s more absolute ignorance than anything. Idiots.

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

That they have read Ulysess

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By *oulernerMan
over a year ago

Dublin City

"I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, I don't cheat, I would never even consider sex before marriage, but most importantly: I never lie!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who go on about others being judgemental but then go and kink shame others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, like the ones who say that they are single but they are not... I'M not single and im trying to convince my partner to join fab... And I'm always tell the truth

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"People who go on about others being judgemental but then go and kink shame others "

Kink shaming is a weird one. Sometimes people just don’t *get* other peoples kinks and it can come across weird.

I also find that people sometimes force their kinks on others and it’s not cool. Someone sent me a very graphic ra*E scenario story via PM. Deleted and reported but the SENDER had a go at me for not respecting his kink. Go figure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who go on about others being judgemental but then go and kink shame others

Kink shaming is a weird one. Sometimes people just don’t *get* other peoples kinks and it can come across weird.

I also find that people sometimes force their kinks on others and it’s not cool. Someone sent me a very graphic ra*E scenario story via PM. Deleted and reported but the SENDER had a go at me for not respecting his kink. Go figure. "

Our opinion on it is if it's sane, safe and most importantly legal it shouldn't be shamed or made fun of in any way shape or form. Never shamed or made fun of anyone for a strange kink and don't understand why others feel the need to.

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"People who go on about others being judgemental but then go and kink shame others

Kink shaming is a weird one. Sometimes people just don’t *get* other peoples kinks and it can come across weird.

I also find that people sometimes force their kinks on others and it’s not cool. Someone sent me a very graphic ra*E scenario story via PM. Deleted and reported but the SENDER had a go at me for not respecting his kink. Go figure.

Our opinion on it is if it's sane, safe and most importantly legal it shouldn't be shamed or made fun of in any way shape or form. Never shamed or made fun of anyone for a strange kink and don't understand why others feel the need to. "

I’m actually fascinated by kinks. I love getting down to the gritty of where they come from and how to satisfy them. My partner and I are balls deep in exploring our own and the intricacies (and intimacies!) are absolutely fascinating.

Safe sane and legal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

"

What's so stupid about that?

Its his profile he can do what he wants, just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

What's so stupid about that?

Its his profile he can do what he wants, just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's a lie "

It's stupid cos while you can hide verifications,you can't hide the green tick that proves you have them. I'm guessing this guy did not have the green tick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or literally a 'thick'

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By *rtful dodgerMan
over a year ago

Dublin Galway Belfast


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

"

Mother Nature called

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By *isneyChick85Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

Mother Nature called "

That can be a genuine reason for not meeting, though.

I know a lot of women, including myself, who will not go out socially when they get the "monthly call from Mother Nature".

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By *rtful dodgerMan
over a year ago

Dublin Galway Belfast

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By *rtful dodgerMan
over a year ago

Dublin Galway Belfast


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

Mother Nature called

That can be a genuine reason for not meeting, though.

I know a lot of women, including myself, who will not go out socially when they get the "monthly call from Mother Nature".

"

Exactly …. Youd never plan a meet If you thought it was possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm straight"

That's the most common one.

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By *rtful dodgerMan
over a year ago

Dublin Galway Belfast

“Out of messages”

Wtfs that all about lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Out of messages”

Wtfs that all about lol"

Wouldn't call that a lie. The site limits how many messages you can send a day as a new profile. My ex when she started regularly ran out of messages trying to reply to everyone at the start.

Jay

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By *isneyChick85Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

Mother Nature called

That can be a genuine reason for not meeting, though.

I know a lot of women, including myself, who will not go out socially when they get the "monthly call from Mother Nature".

Exactly …. Youd never plan a meet If you thought it was possible "

Regardless of whether a woman has a meet planned or not, there are occasions where a meet has to be rescheduled as "mother nature" has called earlier or later than usual.

An irregularity can't be planned or prepared for.....it just happens, unfortunately.

And it is frustrating as hell for both parties, especially if it's a meet both parties are looking forward to.

But, all one can do is be polite about the situation and attempt or suggest to postpone the meet until the week after.

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By *rtful dodgerMan
over a year ago

Dublin Galway Belfast


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

Mother Nature called

That can be a genuine reason for not meeting, though.

I know a lot of women, including myself, who will not go out socially when they get the "monthly call from Mother Nature".

Exactly …. Youd never plan a meet If you thought it was possible

Regardless of whether a woman has a meet planned or not, there are occasions where a meet has to be rescheduled as "mother nature" has called earlier or later than usual.

An irregularity can't be planned or prepared for.....it just happens, unfortunately.

And it is frustrating as hell for both parties, especially if it's a meet both parties are looking forward to.

But, all one can do is be polite about the situation and attempt or suggest to postpone the meet until the week after.

"

Oh for sure … but I do reckon some women use it as an excuse from time to time when it’s not the case

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By *s UprisingWoman
over a year ago

dublin


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

Mother Nature called

That can be a genuine reason for not meeting, though.

I know a lot of women, including myself, who will not go out socially when they get the "monthly call from Mother Nature".

Exactly …. Youd never plan a meet If you thought it was possible

Regardless of whether a woman has a meet planned or not, there are occasions where a meet has to be rescheduled as "mother nature" has called earlier or later than usual.

An irregularity can't be planned or prepared for.....it just happens, unfortunately.

And it is frustrating as hell for both parties, especially if it's a meet both parties are looking forward to.

But, all one can do is be polite about the situation and attempt or suggest to postpone the meet until the week after.

Oh for sure … but I do reckon some women use it as an excuse from time to time when it’s not the case "

Haha they're being artfully dodgy

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By *rtful dodgerMan
over a year ago

Dublin Galway Belfast


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

Mother Nature called

That can be a genuine reason for not meeting, though.

I know a lot of women, including myself, who will not go out socially when they get the "monthly call from Mother Nature".

Exactly …. Youd never plan a meet If you thought it was possible

Regardless of whether a woman has a meet planned or not, there are occasions where a meet has to be rescheduled as "mother nature" has called earlier or later than usual.

An irregularity can't be planned or prepared for.....it just happens, unfortunately.

And it is frustrating as hell for both parties, especially if it's a meet both parties are looking forward to.

But, all one can do is be polite about the situation and attempt or suggest to postpone the meet until the week after.

Oh for sure … but I do reckon some women use it as an excuse from time to time when it’s not the case

Haha they're being artfully dodgy "

Hahahaha Bravo

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By *isneyChick85Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

Mother Nature called

That can be a genuine reason for not meeting, though.

I know a lot of women, including myself, who will not go out socially when they get the "monthly call from Mother Nature".

Exactly …. Youd never plan a meet If you thought it was possible

Regardless of whether a woman has a meet planned or not, there are occasions where a meet has to be rescheduled as "mother nature" has called earlier or later than usual.

An irregularity can't be planned or prepared for.....it just happens, unfortunately.

And it is frustrating as hell for both parties, especially if it's a meet both parties are looking forward to.

But, all one can do is be polite about the situation and attempt or suggest to postpone the meet until the week after.

Oh for sure … but I do reckon some women use it as an excuse from time to time when it’s not the case "

Again, true. There are those who have second thoughts in regards to a meet.

But if "mother nature" is the reason for cancelling or postponing a meet, it's very much a case of giving "the benefit of the doubt".

Giving the benefit of the doubt can also be said for someone who says they have been called into work or if a family emergency happens.

The best one I have heard though was a few years ago. Arranged a meet with a the same person on 3 separate occasions, and all 3 times his dog had run off....the person didn't even have a dog!

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By *rtful dodgerMan
over a year ago

Dublin Galway Belfast


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

Mother Nature called

That can be a genuine reason for not meeting, though.

I know a lot of women, including myself, who will not go out socially when they get the "monthly call from Mother Nature".

Exactly …. Youd never plan a meet If you thought it was possible

Regardless of whether a woman has a meet planned or not, there are occasions where a meet has to be rescheduled as "mother nature" has called earlier or later than usual.

An irregularity can't be planned or prepared for.....it just happens, unfortunately.

And it is frustrating as hell for both parties, especially if it's a meet both parties are looking forward to.

But, all one can do is be polite about the situation and attempt or suggest to postpone the meet until the week after.

Oh for sure … but I do reckon some women use it as an excuse from time to time when it’s not the case

Again, true. There are those who have second thoughts in regards to a meet.

But if "mother nature" is the reason for cancelling or postponing a meet, it's very much a case of giving "the benefit of the doubt".

Giving the benefit of the doubt can also be said for someone who says they have been called into work or if a family emergency happens.

The best one I have heard though was a few years ago. Arranged a meet with a the same person on 3 separate occasions, and all 3 times his dog had run off....the person didn't even have a dog! "

Probably just too embarrassed to say Mother Nature called

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By *isneyChick85Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

Mother Nature called

That can be a genuine reason for not meeting, though.

I know a lot of women, including myself, who will not go out socially when they get the "monthly call from Mother Nature".

Exactly …. Youd never plan a meet If you thought it was possible

Regardless of whether a woman has a meet planned or not, there are occasions where a meet has to be rescheduled as "mother nature" has called earlier or later than usual.

An irregularity can't be planned or prepared for.....it just happens, unfortunately.

And it is frustrating as hell for both parties, especially if it's a meet both parties are looking forward to.

But, all one can do is be polite about the situation and attempt or suggest to postpone the meet until the week after.

Oh for sure … but I do reckon some women use it as an excuse from time to time when it’s not the case

Again, true. There are those who have second thoughts in regards to a meet.

But if "mother nature" is the reason for cancelling or postponing a meet, it's very much a case of giving "the benefit of the doubt".

Giving the benefit of the doubt can also be said for someone who says they have been called into work or if a family emergency happens.

The best one I have heard though was a few years ago. Arranged a meet with a the same person on 3 separate occasions, and all 3 times his dog had run off....the person didn't even have a dog!

Probably just too embarrassed to say Mother Nature called "

As Dirtylittlesecret22 said, it sounded "artfully dodgey". Lol

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By *rtful dodgerMan
over a year ago

Dublin Galway Belfast

Def need to look out for the artful dodgy ones

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By *isneyChick85Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Def need to look out for the artful dodgy ones "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm polite, respectful and love women of all shapes and sizes"

"Wanna meet?"

"No thanks, not for me"

"As if I'd fuck ya anyway ya fat hure-beg. Yer only on here because ya can't get a ride anywhere else"

Swiftly followed by a status update decrying the women on Fab as big heifers with notions of themselves "

I always thought this was nuts haha these people are always the ones with drama free in their bios haha (have to double check if it’s in mine now too lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Describe themselves as discreet and respectful, then proceed to private message from a kik group to try to engage you in gossip about other group members.

This place would have tears running down your face at times

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Describe themselves as discreet and respectful, then proceed to private message from a kik group to try to engage you in gossip about other group members.

This place would have tears running down your face at times "

Or to complain about the nasty men in the group messaging her without permission and failing to see the irony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Describe themselves as discreet and respectful, then proceed to private message from a kik group to try to engage you in gossip about other group members.

This place would have tears running down your face at times

Or to complain about the nasty men in the group messaging her without permission and failing to see the irony. "

That too

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By *aving_great_funMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm a nice person, usually said by the biggest cunts going"

Self praise is no recommendation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh i love the monthly call from. Mother nature!!

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By *ultry ZaraCouple
over a year ago

dublin


"Just absolutely gobsmacked by a guy there swearing blind he has verifications but chooses not to display them.

There are lies and there are bloody stupid ones.

Anyone gotten anything else?

"

Lol Holy shit ...yep i got oneorganising a meet with a guy he sent pic not bad 35 ish , agreed to meet , turns up n im sure he was late 50s if not 60s , n i said thats not you in pic you sent kept saying it was him , I didnt need to go specsavers as id my contacts in lol. Just dont see why lie, anything for a meet i guess lol, but in fairness he was a nice guy just not who he said he was . And i was of course hoping for that darkhaired handsome guy , but nah wasnt to be lol

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By *ultry ZaraCouple
over a year ago

dublin


"I suck like a dyson!

Nope you don't the dyson was much better "

Im laughing at this lol

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By *ultry ZaraCouple
over a year ago

dublin


""I'm polite, respectful and love women of all shapes and sizes"

"Wanna meet?"

"No thanks, not for me"

"As if I'd fuck ya anyway ya fat hure-beg. Yer only on here because ya can't get a ride anywhere else"

Swiftly followed by a status update decrying the women on Fab as big heifers with notions of themselves "

Holy Shit , thats vile behaviour off someone !! Feck me whats up with some people cant get their way so throw toys out of pram & go on like schoolkids.Sorry to hear this x

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By *ultry ZaraCouple
over a year ago

dublin


"Fill in later...

The account is five years old "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who go on about others being judgemental but then go and kink shame others "

The varying degrees of what people consider fair judgement and unfair judgement from thread to thread on fab is a thesis in itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who go on about others being judgemental but then go and kink shame others

The varying degrees of what people consider fair judgement and unfair judgement from thread to thread on fab is a thesis in itself."

I'd agree to a degree. For example there was a thread a few months ago judging someone for their specific kink. The OP had blasted said kink and many others made fun of it. That in our opinion is kink shaming. The same OP has called numerous others on this forum judgemental because they don't agree ethically to something they and do are doing on here.

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

I love the "i am genuine" type or "i am experienced" type too then you meet them and it's like noway you lied!

Or even better "am 6ft2" type and they are shorter than me am 5ft10...

Or the good ole am 49 then you meet them their in the late 50s maybe early 60s ....

Or the other good ole "am married but it's complicated" jeez need I go on! Lol

Xx cj x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who go on about others being judgemental but then go and kink shame others

The varying degrees of what people consider fair judgement and unfair judgement from thread to thread on fab is a thesis in itself.

I'd agree to a degree. For example there was a thread a few months ago judging someone for their specific kink. The OP had blasted said kink and many others made fun of it. That in our opinion is kink shaming. The same OP has called numerous others on this forum judgemental because they don't agree ethically to something they and do are doing on here. "

That OP is godshite if there was ever one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who go on about others being judgemental but then go and kink shame others

The varying degrees of what people consider fair judgement and unfair judgement from thread to thread on fab is a thesis in itself.

I'd agree to a degree. For example there was a thread a few months ago judging someone for their specific kink. The OP had blasted said kink and many others made fun of it. That in our opinion is kink shaming. The same OP has called numerous others on this forum judgemental because they don't agree ethically to something they and do are doing on here. "

That was my point tbh. People have blind spots to their own actions.

Especially those that can actually harm others unlike ethical kinks for instance.

They usually use lines like "I thought fab was an open minded place" on one thread while ewwwwing at watersports on another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who go on about others being judgemental but then go and kink shame others

The varying degrees of what people consider fair judgement and unfair judgement from thread to thread on fab is a thesis in itself.

I'd agree to a degree. For example there was a thread a few months ago judging someone for their specific kink. The OP had blasted said kink and many others made fun of it. That in our opinion is kink shaming. The same OP has called numerous others on this forum judgemental because they don't agree ethically to something they and do are doing on here.

That was my point tbh. People have blind spots to their own actions.

Especially those that can actually harm others unlike ethical kinks for instance.

They usually use lines like "I thought fab was an open minded place" on one thread while ewwwwing at watersports on another "

I do wonder if some people are even aware that they're doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who go on about others being judgemental but then go and kink shame others

The varying degrees of what people consider fair judgement and unfair judgement from thread to thread on fab is a thesis in itself.

I'd agree to a degree. For example there was a thread a few months ago judging someone for their specific kink. The OP had blasted said kink and many others made fun of it. That in our opinion is kink shaming. The same OP has called numerous others on this forum judgemental because they don't agree ethically to something they and do are doing on here.

That was my point tbh. People have blind spots to their own actions.

Especially those that can actually harm others unlike ethical kinks for instance.

They usually use lines like "I thought fab was an open minded place" on one thread while ewwwwing at watersports on another

I do wonder if some people are even aware that they're doing it "

Some are I would say to varying degrees.

To be fair we all have somewhat of a sliding scale of morality and judgement. I definitely have contradictions in my view of the world.

Obviously some people are fully delusional

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"People who go on about others being judgemental but then go and kink shame others

The varying degrees of what people consider fair judgement and unfair judgement from thread to thread on fab is a thesis in itself.

I'd agree to a degree. For example there was a thread a few months ago judging someone for their specific kink. The OP had blasted said kink and many others made fun of it. That in our opinion is kink shaming. The same OP has called numerous others on this forum judgemental because they don't agree ethically to something they and do are doing on here.

That was my point tbh. People have blind spots to their own actions.

Especially those that can actually harm others unlike ethical kinks for instance.

They usually use lines like "I thought fab was an open minded place" on one thread while ewwwwing at watersports on another

I do wonder if some people are even aware that they're doing it "

I'm reading comments in this thread that people have written without even the slightest hint of irony where I know for a fact they are describing their own modus operandi.

I can only assume they are fully aware of what they have said but believe that others are either not paying attention or couldn't give a damn.

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone


"All of my pictures are of me.... Computer says no "

.....obviously the computer can't read " tattoo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of my pictures are of me.... Computer says no

.....obviously the computer can't read " tattoo" "

Eh?

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over a year ago

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"We can't meet you because you don't drink so we can't have fun"

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"I got to the door of your local pub then chickened out"

(...after saying she was driving from Wexford )

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"We were at the pub but you weren't there"

(I asked them what was on the big screen but they said thet weren't looking at that. The pub had 3 people in at that time and was showing darts)

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"You need to chat up and seduce my girlfriend while I'm at the bathroom"

(...who's actually keen but wants to be pursued )

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