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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Evenin folks

Recently I've been at a fantastic party (epic) and I've been rideing like a ballyShannon rabbit. With the result being I'm as horny as a buck goat since.

So I'm looking for 5 female part/time itch scratchers from the neighbouring counties to sort me out. Now said 5 ladies must be of sound mind 100% female (no cut n shuts) and no botox please in return you'll get to bounce on a fine fillet of beef attached to a god of a man plus you'll receive all the coffee and tray bakes you desire. Please leave your application below stateing why you should be considered for said poistion

Many thanks Hardy (aka wee Heffy)

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I guess ur looking for CV's to form a panel where like a sub teacher can be called on at short notice

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Can I just sit here, watch, and eat some popcorn ??

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

spot on cj

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Can I just sit here, watch, and eat some popcorn ??"
jesus don't eat popcorn ya know what they say a moment on the lips forever on the hips. Try rice cakes but by all means pull up a chair

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Can I just sit here, watch, and eat some popcorn ?? jesus don't eat popcorn ya know what they say a moment on the lips forever on the hips. Try rice cakes but by all means pull up a chair "

Ya obviously haven’t seen my lips or hips ….

I also have cake …

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Can I just sit here, watch, and eat some popcorn ?? jesus don't eat popcorn ya know what they say a moment on the lips forever on the hips. Try rice cakes but by all means pull up a chair

Ya obviously haven’t seen my lips or hips ….

I also have cake …

"

are you of sound mind

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Can I just sit here, watch, and eat some popcorn ?? jesus don't eat popcorn ya know what they say a moment on the lips forever on the hips. Try rice cakes but by all means pull up a chair

Ya obviously haven’t seen my lips or hips ….

I also have cake …

are you of sound mind "

Absofuckinglutely not

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Evenin folks

Recently I've been at a fantastic party (epic) and I've been rideing like a ballyShannon rabbit. With the result being I'm as horny as a buck goat since.

So I'm looking for 5 female part/time itch scratchers from the neighbouring counties to sort me out. Now said 5 ladies must be of sound mind 100% female (no cut n shuts) and no botox please in return you'll get to bounce on a fine fillet of beef attached to a god of a man plus you'll receive all the coffee and tray bakes you desire. Please leave your application below stateing why you should be considered for said poistion

Many thanks Hardy (aka wee Heffy) "

I prefer eating my beef

Which God are you, asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this an all ticket event Hardy.

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Evenin folks

Recently I've been at a fantastic party (epic) and I've been rideing like a ballyShannon rabbit. With the result being I'm as horny as a buck goat since.

So I'm looking for 5 female part/time itch scratchers from the neighbouring counties to sort me out. Now said 5 ladies must be of sound mind 100% female (no cut n shuts) and no botox please in return you'll get to bounce on a fine fillet of beef attached to a god of a man plus you'll receive all the coffee and tray bakes you desire. Please leave your application below stateing why you should be considered for said poistion

Many thanks Hardy (aka wee Heffy)

I prefer eating my beef

Which God are you, asking for a friend "

that could work also

Oh I'm the god of custard creams

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Is this an all ticket event Hardy. "
it's the next best thing to getting a willy wonka golden ticket inq

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Anyone buying or selling the tickets ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now there's an offer you don't see every day! I'd say you'd manage more than 5 Hardy

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By *lay rock69Man
over a year ago

monaghan

Are the tray bakes home made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this an all ticket event Hardy. it's the next best thing to getting a willy wonka golden ticket inq "

Oooohh I'm all a shiver now.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


" in return you'll get to bounce on a fine fillet of beef attached to a god of a man plus you'll receive all the coffee and tray bakes you desire. "

You have tom hardy or henry cavill staying with you

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I'll make the tea and voffee to go with the traybakes

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Keep them coming ladies the the Adams apple bragade can feck away aff

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by


"Evenin folks

Recently I've been at a fantastic party (epic) and I've been rideing like a ballyShannon rabbit. With the result being I'm as horny as a buck goat since.

So I'm looking for 5 female part/time itch scratchers from the neighbouring counties to sort me out. Now said 5 ladies must be of sound mind 100% female (no cut n shuts) and no botox please in return you'll get to bounce on a fine fillet of beef attached to a god of a man plus you'll receive all the coffee and tray bakes you desire. Please leave your application below stateing why you should be considered for said poistion

Many thanks Hardy (aka wee Heffy) "

If I didn't know you I'd think you were serious lol

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