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Word of the day "pooning"

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By *nickers pants guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else

Look up the word its definitely a new one for me.

Be interesting to hear if anyone has tried this?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Seeking out "fat women" to hook up with

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Depends which definition you use. One of them is unbelievably insulting.

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By *nickers pants guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else

Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a 3rd definition and I'm going with that.....

pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rack em up….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got snow...white.... dried vaginal fluid flakes.....

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By *nickers pants guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else


"Anyone got snow...white.... dried vaginal fluid flakes....."

You found the right one

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

verb INFORMAL•AUSTRALIAN

pooning

dress in such a way as to attract attention, typically with sexual success in view.

"it was not often he got himself pooned up like this but he was heading off to Sydney"

Sure that Sydney University stuff is a load of bollox

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra. "

I can't imagine how you can keep a romantic mood while using dried fanny juice to snort up your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

I can't imagine how you can keep a romantic mood while using dried fanny juice to snort up your nose

"

Candles obvs

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

I can't imagine how you can keep a romantic mood while using dried fanny juice to snort up your nose

Candles obvs "

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

I can't imagine how you can keep a romantic mood while using dried fanny juice to snort up your nose

"

HAH!!! My sentiments exactly. If this was a proven aphrodisiac, my used knickers would be worth a fortune.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

I can't imagine how you can keep a romantic mood while using dried fanny juice to snort up your nose

HAH!!! My sentiments exactly. If this was a proven aphrodisiac, my used knickers would be worth a fortune. "

You just need to find the right market place Red

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra. "

Ffs ,now I've to start wearing knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

I can't imagine how you can keep a romantic mood while using dried fanny juice to snort up your nose

Candles obvs "

And it has to be Gwyneth's 'smells like my vagina' one

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra. "

There's an easier way of gaining vagcaine. No knickers involved, when properly wet just use a silicone kitchen spatula to scoup it out and onto a baking tray, once dry scratch it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

There's an easier way of gaining vagcaine. No knickers involved, when properly wet just use a silicone kitchen spatula to scoup it out and onto a baking tray, once dry scratch it off. "

Scratch n sniff

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

“Scrape the dried minge goo”

Had to stifle a snort at that one….. nosy Luas passengers …..

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I think this thread should go straight to the bin, never to be resurrected again in the dungeon of data storage, including any mention of the word and its definition - only to be replaced with something more palatable

Censor, censor, censor NOW

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