FabSwingers.com forum: What are the mum things that all mums do

By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

Worry , and give unconditional love

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fab

Go to Iceland

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By *hismMan
over a year ago

Ballygonowhere

"Go to Iceland"

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Drop the kids to school..go home open a bottle of wine....take a young lover into the house,....the usual

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Be tired af (I think, not a mom, not planning to be one either lol)

Missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Care and worry .

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By *e MasseurMan
over a year ago

Criticizes you to your brother and your brother to you

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By *idnight and LaceCouple
over a year ago

your town

Shocked no one has said washing , washing & more washing

Mrs

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Put their children’s needs ahead of their own.

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Give birth!

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Drop the kids to school..go home open a bottle of wine....take a young lover into the house,....the usual

That would be the yummy mums thread

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Open the door naked when post man Pat comes

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By *e MasseurMan
over a year ago

"Open the door naked when post man Pat comes

Applying for postman right now lol

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

"Open the door naked when post man Pat comes

Applying for postman right now lol

I hear all their positions are filled

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By *e MasseurMan
over a year ago

"Open the door naked when post man Pat comes

Applying for postman right now lol

I hear all their positions are filled

Amazon delivery guy

Pizza delivery

Jehovah witness

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By *ukkakewifeCouple
over a year ago

hengoed

Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ??

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ??

Such a life affirming post

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

"Open the door naked when post man Pat comes

Applying for postman right now lol

I hear all their positions are filled

Amazon delivery guy

Pizza delivery

Jehovah witness

Ha ha

Go on lad … apply to all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I wish !!

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ??

This is the perfect example, of “ that sperm should have been swallowed “

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ??

Yuck yuck yuck

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By *r-JayMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Shockingly sober up on a night out when shit hits the fan

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Spit on a hanky to wipe your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ??

You clearly have no idea what it feels like , i can assure you for me anyway, pleasure and giving birth are quite different. What's wrong with a woman's pussy after birth? I don't remember mine being much different.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Spit on a hanky to wipe your face

I remember those days alright

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"From the lounge

Worry , and give unconditional love "

They’re amazing really and we only get one

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By *oinNumberMan
over a year ago

Not in Dublin

Tell you lies until you don’t believe in Santa anymore and then the honest truth about everything for the rest of your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From the lounge

Worry , and give unconditional love

They’re amazing really and we only get one "

Thankfully

One was enough

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ??

That actually made me begawk.

Like WTF.

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By *iscreett84Man
over a year ago

Longford

Love unconditionally, mine is gangsta is fuk

lol

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Feel the guilt with all the mistakes made, the decisions that impacted the children's life negatively, the harsh words spoken when having a bad day, taking it out on the children through no fault of their own, rather than sucking it up and putting on the brave face they need their warrior mum to have...

Otherwise being a mum means loving unconditionally daily, being a cook, cleaner, shopper, nurse, chauffeur, banklink, teacher, therapist, general sl@ve and dog's body, a punching bag, a sounding board, entertainment for the evening, annoying first thing in the morning...

I can go on but you get the gist

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By *iscreett84Man
over a year ago

Longford

"Feel the guilt with all the mistakes made, the decisions that impacted the children's life negatively, the harsh words spoken when having a bad day, taking it out on the children through no fault of their own, rather than sucking it up and putting on the brave face they need their warrior mum to have...

I can go on but you get the gist

If those are the words of a mother, don’t forget that kids who treat their mothers badly, on their bad days and hormonal rampages, feel guilty and ashamed for doing so, and also, as Irish people, we were all raised by Irish mammies…… they’re all mental!! Even the yummy mummy ones lol and always remember, 99.999999999999999% of people would chop their own hand off to protect or help their mothers…… wanna find a strong, caring and wise person, look for a mother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ??

That actually made me begawk.

Like WTF.

Yup, sounds all wrong

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

Mums do everything ....

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ??

Well, this thread took a turn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeal like a fish wife.... get in for yer dinner niiiii

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