FabSwingers.com forum: Useless facts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's a useless fact that you know for some reason?

One we came across recently is fake eyelashes were originally used by ladies of the night to stop cum getting in their eyes "cumbrella" if you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No word in the English language rhymes with "month"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mick Jagger once sought help from a sex addicition therapist, but ended up seducing the therapist.

In true Mick fashion back in the day.

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By *acob12369Man
over a year ago

URPANTS

"What's a useless fact that you know for some reason?

One we came across recently is fake eyelashes were originally used by ladies of the night to stop cum getting in their eyes "cumbrella" if you will. "

Very useful fact IMO

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

Viagra was originally made to alleviate chest pain. And MDMA was to keep fighter pilots alert.

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month" "

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month"

Cunt

Runt and brunt

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By *orkcoastguyMan
over a year ago

Bridlington.

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month" "

That set everyone off trying to find one......

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

10cc

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By *inion42Man
over a year ago

minionland

The word racecar is the same spelt backwards lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Concrete takes 25 years to fully harden!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month"

That set everyone off trying to find one......"

Good luck

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By *arksparks08Man
over a year ago

Cork city

Flamingos can only eat with there heads upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match

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By *acob12369Man
over a year ago

URPANTS

chimps can't physical cry but can cry in the inside

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By *e MasseurMan
over a year ago

If you line up all the veins in your body it could go up to four times around the earth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It is illegal to own more then 6 dildos in the state of Texas.

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By *orkcouple81Couple
over a year ago

west

Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

13.8 percent more likely to die on their birthday than on any other day of the year

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

Almost a third of all women on the planet over 80 years of age still have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the olden days cats and dogs would sleep up in the rafters and lofts of houses where it was warm , when it rained heavy the thatch roof would leak and the pets would get wet and jump down .

Hence the saying it’s raining cats and dogs !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks are older than trees. Most people know it but I'm still amazed by it

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Whales have tiny little legs leftover from when they walked on land.

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

The revolving door was invented by a man who's mother was obsessed with etiquette the he rebelled against having to hold a door open for a woman. So he invented a door you don't have to and can't hold open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month" "

Or Orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pigs orgasm can last up to 30 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month"

Or Orange "

Purple is another

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By *ava-voomCouple
over a year ago

Craigavon

"A pigs orgasm can last up to 30 minutes "

Quiet day on the farm when you found that out was it?

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

An astonishing fact is that the longest word that can be made from the top row of letters on a standard QWERTY keyboard is the word:

Typewriter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the Wild West cowboys wouldn’t always have money so if the went in to a saloon to get a drink they would ask for a whiskey and give the barman a bullet as it was the same price

That’s why it’s called a shot now !!!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

If a female has been sufficiently aroused prior to penetration the vaginal lubrication is produced by the Bartholin Glands, but at the point of orgasm her secretions are produced by the Skene Gland; there is debate whether squirting is produced by the Skene alone or whether urine from the urethra is also involved.

The male equivalent of the Bartholin gland is the bulbourethal gland; but it is located in a different position in men-obviously!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

An increasing percentage of the American populace no longer believe that 12 American astronauts walked on the Moon between 1969 and 1972.

This conspiracy theory is gaining credibility.

Further, until relatively recently, decades, very few Americans had ever had a passport and thus very few had travelled abroad.

The level of awareness of other countries amongst American schoolchildren is astonishingly low;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A platypus is one of 5 mammals that lays eggs. They're also venomous, and glow under a UV light.

And they're literally tiny in real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A platypus is one of 5 mammals that lays eggs. They're also venomous, and glow under a UV light.

And they're literally tiny in real life."

Heard tasmanian devils do that too. But I might have just made it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pigs orgasm can last up to 30 minutes

Quiet day on the farm when you found that out was it? "

That it was haha. Same day I found out elephants are the only mammal that can't jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fencing sabre is not based on a cavalry sword, but rather a hungarian duelling sabre

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Concrete takes 25 years to fully harden!"

It can take longer; there was so much concrete used in the Hoover Dam project that curing will take hundreds of years, and it is anticipated that the dam, or rather the eroded remnants of this dam will still exist in hundreds of thousands of years.

The concrete when it was poured was cooled by pipes filled with refrigerant, such was the vast amount of heat produced by the chemical curing process.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"The word racecar is the same spelt backwards lol"

It is a palindromic word.

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

The clitorous is the only human organ whose sole purpose is pleasure.

Not sure this qualifies as a useless fact but it is a fact

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"A pigs orgasm can last up to 30 minutes "

And a pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"The clitorous is the only human organ whose sole purpose is pleasure.

Not sure this qualifies as a useless fact but it is a fact

The human female clitoris is the homologue of the male penis although without the urethra being attached. The total clitoris is actually much larger than most people realise, and is not simply the little protruding point, but a larger area.

The female Ostrich's clitoris is particularly unusual!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

The man who invented the bed was a lazy bollox

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

"The clitorous is the only human organ whose sole purpose is pleasure.

Not sure this qualifies as a useless fact but it is a fact

Apologies should have spelt it clitoris. Too much red wine

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"A platypus is one of 5 mammals that lays eggs. They're also venomous, and glow under a UV light.

And they're literally tiny in real life."

If you have an interest in Australian fauna, such as the duck-billed platypus, have a look at a concept called the Wallace Line; named after Alfred Russell Wallace and adopted by Thomas Huxley.

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Dammit im mad. Is the same spelt backwards

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By *acob12369Man
over a year ago

URPANTS

spelt is a healthy flour used in bread making

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

The aftershave Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"It is illegal to own more then 6 dildos in the state of Texas. "

They should be all banned and then we might get the roide more often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word racecar is the same spelt backwards lol"

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It is illegal to give a moose booze in Alaska

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"The word racecar is the same spelt backwards lol"

Maybe they go as fast backwards to then

Amy

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By *usyatminMan
over a year ago

Wicklow, Wexford, Dublin and Carlow

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month"

Or Orange "

If you say “ oranges, oranges, oranges, oranges” repeatedly it ends up sounding like gullible.

Try it.

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"It is illegal to own more then 6 dildos in the state of Texas. "

Do they have dildo inspectors?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is illegal to own more then 6 dildos in the state of Texas.

Do they have dildo inspectors?"

That's a good question and something I'm sure I'll end up looking into at some stage today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is illegal to own more then 6 dildos in the state of Texas.

Do they have dildo inspectors?

That's a good question and something I'm sure I'll end up looking into at some stage today

Be an interesting job application forn to fill up

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"It is illegal to own more then 6 dildos in the state of Texas.

Do they have dildo inspectors?

That's a good question and something I'm sure I'll end up looking into at some stage today

I also wonder does a double ended one count as two

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I wonder if butt plugs are limited... or can you have as many as you like of those.

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"It is illegal to own more then 6 dildos in the state of Texas. "

This may not be such a useless fact if one was to move to Texas. I'm sure Pamela Ewing owned a few

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By *asual_eyesMan
over a year ago

Sallins/Naas

Up until 1964 that punishment in Ireland for attempting suicide was death by hanging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Research by Sydney Institute this year proved

After 2017 posting Pass as an option in Forum Threads promotes Negativity.

Who knew

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"If you line up all the veins in your body it could go up to four times around the earth"

You'd prob die aswell

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost a third of all women on the planet over 80 years of age still have sex

And considering men tend to die younger, all those randy old lasses are having sex with the same rapidly dwindling pool of old guys. Apparently stds are rampant in old folks homes.

Life at 90 doesnt seem like its going to be all that bad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland "

Typical Scots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MDMA was invented as a marriage counselling drug. Fighter pilots and the armed forces have been using amphetamines to stay alert since WW2.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"MDMA was invented as a marriage counselling drug. Fighter pilots and the armed forces have been using amphetamines to stay alert since WW2. "

MDMA was first synthesised by Merck in the 1910s while they were researching drugs to control bleeding. A process to manufacture it (as a byproduct) was patented by them in 1921.

It was rediscovered by Alexander Shulgin in the 70s who shared it with his friends, and was used by many therapists, and was not controlled in the US until 1985.

It was reportedly as part of the CIAs MKULTRA program also but was never tested on humans

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

It was reportedly *used

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

If you say ORANGE really really slowly it sounds just like Gullible!

You’re welcome

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By *onty_400Man
over a year ago

dublin

"A pigs orgasm can last up to 30 minutes "

So does the human ladies that I lick out

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By *ifewantstoplayCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

If you mime the words Elephant Juice it looks like you’re saying I Love you.

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

"A pigs orgasm can last up to 30 minutes

So does the human ladies that I lick out

A star is born !!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The climate of Earth is affected, traditionally, by the three forces of eccentricity, precession and obliquity; but a new field of research that is gaining credibility is that of Cosmic-climatology which is principally concerned with cloud formation and Earth's albedo: the amount of sunlight reflected back into space.

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By *avid4olderMan
over a year ago

North Coast

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month" "

Or Purple

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By *enhaligonerMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Pigs orgasm for 30 minutes

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Up until 1964 that punishment in Ireland for attempting suicide was death by hanging."

Decades ago, I was at a lecture given by the NI Attorney General who said he was bewildered by the wording of this piece of bizarre legislation, that has since been repealed.

Even if you failed in your first attempt at suicide, the second phase was going to get you!

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By *umpkinnMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Today I learnt that in Breaking Bad when Badger bought Pizza that was not sliced and talked about it being the pizza places unique gimmick of letting you cut your own pizza and pass the savings onto you, apparently that was to cover the plot hole of the pizza that Walter throws on top of the garage strangely not being pre-sliced.

Walter was never meant to throw it up there, so the prop pizza was never sliced.

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By *enhaligonerMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Head blown by this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laois is the only county in Ireland that doesn't border a county with a coastline...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word racecar is the same spelt backwards lol"

Rotavator is a my go to palindrome in quizzes.

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

The king of hearts is the only king in the deck with no moustache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't lick your elbows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laois is the only county in Ireland that doesn't border a county with a coastline..."

You learn something new everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Albert Einstein married his first cousin.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

O Connell bridge in Dublin is wider than it is long

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By *lowersMan
over a year ago

Derry

"10cc"

The Living Spoonful got their band from the same source

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"It is illegal to own more then 6 dildos in the state of Texas. "

That is just unfair.

. My heart is tearing for the poor people of Texas living such an awful hardship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laois is the only county in Ireland that doesn't border a county with a coastline..."

Right hands up who went and looked at a map to validate this... be honest and i will go 1st lol ??

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"If you line up all the veins in your body it could go up to four times around the earth"

And you'd be dead

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Whales have tiny little legs leftover from when they walked on land."

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"spelt is a healthy flour used in bread making"

Ffs worst fact ever lmao

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland "

Unicorn hagas. Some stuff boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 27 bones in the human hand

28 when I’m horny and alone

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

city

"Concrete takes 25 years to fully harden!"

You're mixing it wrong so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It alarms me that 40% of Americans believe that the story of Noah and the ark was an historical event.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"It alarms me that 40% of Americans believe that the story of Noah and the ark was an historical event."
illuminate say its true sk it must be ... right

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"It alarms me that 40% of Americans believe that the story of Noah and the ark was an historical event."

And there is a creationist museum in, I think, one of the Bible Belt states, possibly Kentucky, that portrays dinosaurs as having been alive at the same time as the earliest humans, which they did not

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

There is an even more ludicrous theory that is postulated in some USA schools, again in the deep southern states, of what is termed, Intelligent Design.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't a high proportion of Americans think chocolate milk came from brown cows ?

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

If you add the year you were born to your current age you'll get 2022

Eg 1985 + 37 = 2022

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you add the year you were born to your current age you'll get 2022

Eg 1985 + 37 = 2022"

Ha ha no shit Sherlock lol

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Didn't a high proportion of Americans think chocolate milk came from brown cows ? "

It doesn't?

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"If you add the year you were born to your current age you'll get 2022

Eg 1985 + 37 = 2022"

Wooohhoo mind blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Concrete takes 25 years to fully harden!

You're mixing it wrong so

Mrs Concrete fell asleep waiting...

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet

Sharks will only bite you if your wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are more crashed planes in the sea than there are sunken submarines in the sky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month" "

Cunt with a lisp

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By *heeky_BudgieMan
over a year ago

Belfast

All “sell by” dates on Walkers Crisps land on a Saturday.

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By *imonlebangMan
over a year ago

Casa Lebang Bang

Sandals were not invented by a French man called Filip Flop

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By *obshortMan
over a year ago

Cork

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month"

Cunt

Funt up the arse.

In the English language it translats to. A swift kick in the arse.

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"Viagra was originally made to alleviate chest pain. And MDMA was to keep fighter pilots alert. "

Oh yup, true indeed. The molecule UK.92480 was targeted at hypertension, angina and blood pressure, but failed.

Imagine if the inadvertent observation of a particular side effect during phase two clinical trials was not recorded, how many more depressed couples and singles would have existed in the world ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm board and horny, fact. Lol

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"I'm board and horny, fact. Lol

Awh, that must be tough. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm board and horny, fact. Lol

Awh, that must be tough. Good luck

Not at all lots of offers.

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"I'm board and horny, fact. Lol

Awh, that must be tough. Good luck

Not at all lots of offers.

Oh good, glad to hear that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shellac used in ladies nails is made from crushed beetle wings

Listerine was originally made to treat gonorrhea

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By *tslife222Man
over a year ago

by the sea louth

Gelatin used in a lot of food products is a protein obtained by boiling skin, tendons, ligaments, and/or bones with water. It is usually obtained from cows or pigs.

Yuck

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By *risharrowMan
over a year ago

Clare,

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month" "

Cunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies long eye lashes used to be used as cum catchers by prostitutes back in the day

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

My dock usually looks bigger in her hand

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Dick .... sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pubic hairs are curly so they dont poke yoir eyes out. Not saying its a fact, but it could be.

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By *enhaligonerMan
over a year ago

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The unicorn is the National animal of Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month"

Cunt?"

Runt lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month"

Cunt?

Runt lol.

Stunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month"

Cunt?

Runt lol.

Stunt

Front

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over a year ago

"No word in the English language rhymes with "month"

Cunt?

Runt lol.

Stunt

I was staring at these thinking.....ehhhh, nooooo

But then I added in a southern brogue and suddenly it all made sense

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

I'll give a triple because I'm so nice

50% of Giraffes are Bisexual, they have the same vertebrae in their necks as we do(9) and they have 21 inch long tongues to clean out their ears.

I watch a lot of animal documentaries before anyone asks why I know a lot about animals

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I'll give a triple because I'm so nice

50% of Giraffes are Bisexual, they have the same vertebrae in their necks as we do(9) and they have 21 inch long tongues to clean out their ears.

I watch a lot of animal documentaries before anyone asks why I know a lot about animals

*7 vertebrae, not 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For anyone who is into useless information there is a very good podcast called “why would you tell me that” that discusses in detail the most random facts.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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Ewan McGregor the Actor has a brother in The RAF

When he's flying his call sign is Obi-Two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant lick your elbow if you can dm me

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By *j123Man
over a year ago

Cork

Cigarette lighters were invented before matches

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