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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok boys, girls and all yous inbetween. The advice column is open for the night. Any of those problems you have and need some fun advice ask away.

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By *cSmoothieMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

How can I be flexable enough to self suck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can I be flexable enough to self suck?"

Well that's a new meaning to it won't suck itself.

There's online classes in contortionism that might help, I can't recommend any as this might be seen as advertising.

But no matter how flexible you are if you've a small penis you'll not reach.

Auntie Wendi x

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By *cSmoothieMan
over a year ago

Plymouth


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Auntie Wendi x"

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By *rprotonMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I am bored out of my skull, I want a good looking fit supermodel with sex oozing out of her so strong that the compass needles bend to come and fuck my brains out, but I can't be bothered to even brush my teeth.

There's no beer in the fridge either...

What will I do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am bored out of my skull, I want a good looking fit supermodel with sex oozing out of her so strong that the compass needles bend to come and fuck my brains out, but I can't be bothered to even brush my teeth.

There's no beer in the fridge either...

What will I do? "

I hear you there.

I want a rich man with a dodgy heart, no family or anyone in his will.

Lives cruel and we don't always get what we want. Unfortunately.

Auntie Wendi x

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Why does a penis have a frenulum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does a penis have a frenulum? "

To hold the skin medical answer.

Besides the tip this is a very sensitive are learn how to play this string like a bango you'll have your man eating out of the palm of your hand even after circumsion it's still there (wendi tip)

Auntie Wendi x

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

south side

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

south side

How can i weigh my penis? Both flaccid and erect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can i weigh my penis? Both flaccid and erect. "

Both are tricky it depends on size girth etc. Angle when erect try a kitchen scale. Thought this is very unhygienic.

I've sucked the od cock or two and watched plenty of countdown do I'd be more than willing to lend a mouth, if you choose the more hygienic option.

Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Auntie Wendy,

How many pairs of shoes is it acceptable to take on a 2 night trip. My husband says just the one's you are wearing! I however disagree and think 4 is an acceptable amount. Your guidance on this matter and for you to tell me I'm absolutely right and he is wrong would be appreciated.

Many thanks

anonymous aged 39.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendy,

How many pairs of shoes is it acceptable to take on a 2 night trip. My husband says just the one's you are wearing! I however disagree and think 4 is an acceptable amount. Your guidance on this matter and for you to tell me I'm absolutely right and he is wrong would be appreciated.

Many thanks

anonymous aged 39."

Dear anonymous aged 39.

Unfortunately yous are both wrong.

It's six as your 4 you've chosen the pair for different events.

Your silly husband says he shoes you're waring are your day/traveling shoes. When you get there you've to change to your arrival shoes. Duhh.

Hope this helps.

Ps of your husband has a problem, I can show him a great link to make it seven and keep both of yous happy.

Auntie Wendi x

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I am bored out of my skull, I want a good looking fit supermodel with sex oozing out of her so strong that the compass needles bend to come and fuck my brains out, but I can't be bothered to even brush my teeth.

There's no beer in the fridge either...

What will I do?

I hear you there.

I want a rich man with a dodgy heart, no family or anyone in his will.

Lives cruel and we don't always get what we want. Unfortunately.

Auntie Wendi x"

If you find one and he has a brother show him this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Auntie Wendi

Should I remmap the ECU of the car and change the injectors after, or change the injectors first and then remap the ECU?

Also what can I do to get more traction on my profile?

Thank you! M 31 from mullingar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am bored out of my skull, I want a good looking fit supermodel with sex oozing out of her so strong that the compass needles bend to come and fuck my brains out, but I can't be bothered to even brush my teeth.

There's no beer in the fridge either...

What will I do?

I hear you there.

I want a rich man with a dodgy heart, no family or anyone in his will.

Lives cruel and we don't always get what we want. Unfortunately.

Auntie Wendi x

If you find one and he has a brother show him this way "

Oh sweetheart as much as I'm all for girl power, it'ss eatchbto there own.

I'm a greedy bitch and taking both.

Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendi

Should I remmap the ECU of the car and change the injectors after, or change the injectors first and then remap the ECU?

Also what can I do to get more traction on my profile?

Thank you! M 31 from mullingar "

Thank you for this question I alonly understood where you're from in this question.

I can't help you as I know nothing about cars.

I'm the OG of Newry and u was born to be driven about not drive.

Auntie Wendi x

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south


"Dear Auntie Wendi

Should I remmap the ECU of the car and change the injectors after, or change the injectors first and then remap the ECU?

Also what can I do to get more traction on my profile?

Thank you! M 31 from mullingar "
How do I improve my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendy,

How many pairs of shoes is it acceptable to take on a 2 night trip. My husband says just the one's you are wearing! I however disagree and think 4 is an acceptable amount. Your guidance on this matter and for you to tell me I'm absolutely right and he is wrong would be appreciated.

Many thanks

anonymous aged 39.

Dear anonymous aged 39.

Unfortunately yous are both wrong.

It's six as your 4 you've chosen the pair for different events.

Your silly husband says he shoes you're waring are your day/traveling shoes. When you get there you've to change to your arrival shoes. Duhh.

Hope this helps.

Ps of your husband has a problem, I can show him a great link to make it seven and keep both of yous happy.

Auntie Wendi x"

Thanks auntie Wendy, I knew you could held.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendi

Should I remmap the ECU of the car and change the injectors after, or change the injectors first and then remap the ECU?

Also what can I do to get more traction on my profile?

Thank you! M 31 from mullingar How do I improve my profile "

Sorry is this a different profile or same question?

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south


"Dear Auntie Wendi

Should I remmap the ECU of the car and change the injectors after, or change the injectors first and then remap the ECU?

Also what can I do to get more traction on my profile?

Thank you! M 31 from mullingar How do I improve my profile

Sorry is this a different profile or same question?"
One profile is enough thanks aunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendi

Should I remmap the ECU of the car and change the injectors after, or change the injectors first and then remap the ECU?

Also what can I do to get more traction on my profile?

Thank you! M 31 from mullingar

Thank you for this question I alonly understood where you're from in this question.

I can't help you as I know nothing about cars.

I'm the OG of Newry and u was born to be driven about not drive.

Auntie Wendi x "

Thank you Auntie Wendi , and I think Mr _yesgreen was trying to say what I was saying what I asked about my profile haha sorry for the confusion

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